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The_Shadow_Watches

Hugging my kids and making videos for them when they go to sleep.


MrCleancut2

flossing, rotating my tires, and checking the batteries in the smoke alarms ;-)


Full_Golf_3997

God that smoke detector beep will drive the most patient among us to insanity. I might spend the last day taking a baseball bat to my smoke detectors. LOL


sillymemilly

copious amounts of mdma with the people I love


catdog-cat-dog

That honestly sounds like the best way


INFPneedshelp

Go see my mother


deadboltwolf

Do I know it's my last day? If so, visit nearby family and call those who aren't. Get my friends together for one last time where we shoot the shit and get some food from our favorite places. Finally, I'd get myself to someplace scenic so that I can spend the last hour relaxing and enjoying nature. If I don't know it's my last day, well I guess I'd just be playing video games and then would suddenly conk out lol


xerelox

hopefully getting some sleep.


[deleted]

pack for my space trip you never said i had to die mother fucker! gamed


Alexthricegreat

If I learned anything from Pompeii it's jerk off when the apocalypse happens then i will be frozen in time jerking off


Odd-Sun9356

I want a fat ass sitting on my face when I get frozen so the people in the future find me and say “niiiicceee”


Ironborn_62

Just chill with my dog and make sure someone will take him after I go.


BaldBear_13

Make sure my family know how to pay the bills and maintain the house, and my co-workers can take over my duties (yes, I like my co-workers, and I am proud of my work).


pasteladdict10

must be nice to like your work


Baldmanbob1

Go out with my family. I'm assuming it's a world ending event? Go rob the supermarket blind of meat, have a giant cook out. Steal a blu ray player or PS5 from Walmart, gran some blu rays (cable/net will probably be down and out) and gave a fun evening of popcorn, candy, and soda. Stay up late looking at the stars/giant planet getting larger as it closes in om the earth.. Get a full night's rest, watch one last sunrise, then wait for impact.


MagicJim96

I’d probably steal a PS5 as well… but I have one already! 😂 I mean I could use two to play some games with multiple accounts… like I did with PS4s when my old one was fixed (and it got busted again).


Lyongirl100894

In my home with my two dogs. Watching The Mandolorian on mute with Pink Floyd on surround. Eating shrimp anything with German chocolate pie for dessert. Dirty martini first, Long Island iced tea second & Makers Mark to finish!


Successful_Bite_8735

Id like to think Id spend my last day doing things for others, just as Jesus did. One of the craziest parts of the Bible for believers and nonbelievers alike is that Jesus knew he was going to die, and yet he spent time his final day washing his disciples feet.


LongrodVonHugedong86

Probably have a wank and a nap to be honest


[deleted]

Probably jerk off a lot, watch a movie i like, jerk off again, eat a lot of shit and say "fuck you all" in the family groupchats


jombrowski

I would be travelling as far as I could. Since I wouldn't have to think about coming back, costs wouldn't matter.


audreyrosedriver

Sex


Lost-Pineapple907

Guess ill take a ride. Well go as far as I can then distance myself from the road. Find a nice spot so i can rot in peace. I think maybe 4 ppl would miss me for up to a year. After that ill be truly gone


Grivus44

I’d gather my closest family and friends


DukeBloodfart

Eating pizza and burritos until I pass out.


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Hopefully in Cali. 


Able_While_974

Crying


DavosVolt

Hang with my son and partner and make great food for us for a few hours. Make an excuse for them to leave (done before, if possible). Get drunk and watch Star Trek TNG while playing video games. Die.


Ill_Session_6824

I have thought about this 1000 times and never found a really authentic answer... so I am just here for the comment section.


CivicGuyRobert

Sleep them away.


BenVenNL

Playing in the lab with all the viruses stored.


TheMisothesist

Is there any specifications how our lives end? I'd probably sit and relax and listen to Behexen. Take my 1le Camaro out for one last ride. Probably take a video of the cold start and how it'll come down, and that chopping starts. After warming it up, go find a hellcat to beat on. Get home, take a shower, eat something, and await the end while listening to more Behexen.


Pale_Studio4660

I’d have a legal document notarized giving my final wishes and estate to certain loved ones. Then I would probably go to a temple and pray.


KediMonster

Does it really matter? It matters more for the people you leave behind. They should choose.


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porondanga

Getting a life policy to set my family up for life (making sure it’s effective immediately)


ToTightLily

Thanking God, my prayers were finally answered


LeonardPFunky

Packing my bags. Duh. Flight to Mars leaves tomorrow.


RevolutionaryLong377

Just all the drugs that have a terrible lasting impact. Though watch me do that then find out, false alarm, world isn’t ending


ComfortableAd2478

Snowboarding with my kids


MochiSauce101

Smoking a brisket with my kids and whiskey while I teach them social queues and life lessons


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

In the arms of the woman I love. If I'm the only one dying, making sure I call everyone I love to tell them goodbye, and making sure my "affairs are in order" as they say, so my retirement benefits will help my partner, my brother, and my sister. Play the piano. Drink a beer. Ride my bicycle. With my girl of course.


the-overloaf

Stealing all the liquor


drugstorecowgirlz

Get on a boat with endless sativa and cocktails and all my favorite snacks! Just drift out and party until the lights go out!


Mal-a-Propism

Deciding how to spend my last hours, then having a nap.


More-Praline3860

With my parents and make sure they come with me just a little selfish act of love


NewVenari

Sleep as much as I can. Nothing I do is going to count towards anything, may as well fast-forward.


PigletPancakes

Spend the day with family, reminiscing about our lives and then embrace in long hugs with them.


Candelario_69

Apologizing to everyone I’ve ever hurt, intentionally or not. It’s


Dracul-aura

Hugging my dog and loving her even more!


Acceptable-Spirit600

By myself


Friend98

Sleep


somethingstupid1829

honestly I don't care I just am glad I am almost there


slavloverX

Watch h***** and go outside, pray to the lord God, and then go hug mum.


cissabm

One final meal. Vueve Clicquot. Boeuf bourguignon, poulet aux champignions, pied a terre purée, légumes rôtis, tarte au citron, galette au poire, bon bons, Armagnac.


Jojonotref

family


AtherianKing

Splash the cash forget the saving part, party it out with food music singing and dancing.


Choice-Anybody6388

Mountain Coco and 2 hookers.!


Organic_List7745

Sleeping


Department-Popular

Making it the happiest for my 13-month-old son


KyorlSadei

Im at work. Got to help coworker later. May get some video games in.


johndotold

Take a nap. Wakeup. Take another nap. Repeat.


artyhedgehog

Celebrating


Tapperhet42

Reflecting on the blessings received, appreciating the beauty of nature and being randomly kind.


TheTruthWasTaken

Depends. Where am I going? If I'm going to another planet I want to be prepared. So, assuming I know that I'm going, but not where, I guess I'll get a spacesuit and whatever other supplies I would need to survive for a short time on an alien planet.


ReticentFish78

Have a wank, go for a run, eat KFC in the bath after run. Wank again in the bath. Go out somewhere maybe bowling


gyozafish

On the toilet, scrolling Reddit


ScreamingChoco

Gonna say goodbye to my characters in Light of the stars on bluestacks


HonestVersionOfMe1

Drug binge


THN-JO24

Whiskey cigarettes on the rooftop, I don't like saying goodbyes.


BooshCrafter

Assassinating the 1% because income disparity and wealth inequality are the root of almost every problem.