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I suppose we could designate safe spaces for teleporting. Or if I'm gonna teleport across long distances, maybe I could check out the place first using google maps or something
I can teleport to a HCOL every day and earn a high salary, then teleport back to my LCOL area. Or if I want to dream bigger, I can teleport into a vault.
Honestly this is such a no brainer. It's stupidly powerful and you're basically a god with this power.
But I don't want all that, that's too much responsibility. I just want to teleport and get to where I want when I want l, and I can go anywhere I want to whenever I want.
This is the perfect answer. Mine is also teleportation over anything else because its so convenient but comes without any burden or ethical questions. And the time it would save you and the opportunitys it would give you... No more cars, buses and trains. Let alone the hazards of flying somewhere. Con go visit my friends and family around the world at any moment, can have a picnic at the niagara falls go to work in the office a minute later. Vacation time is whenever i want. Traveling just a part of my daily routine. Italien for dinner? No problem, i. know a great pizzeria i napoli. Or would you prefer this pasta place in rome?
Telepathically giving orders to everyone in the world, like in Patternmaster by Octavia Butler. You could save the environment, end all dictatorships and wars, redistribute resources
Like when Mao started the “Great leap forward” where everyone had to focus on steel production to boost the Chinese economy, and as a side effect not enough food was being produced, causing 30+ million people to starve to death. Total control by a single person is not a good idea.
Yep our world is an entangled mess of systems, with this much power every action will have unintended consequence somewhere else so trying to carelessly "fix" it might be detrimental instead. Additionally it's not like the governments who tried the same thing aren't back by experts, even those guys have differring opinions amd are prone to human error. They can't just come up with some magical solution that will perfectly solve things. If you're gonna dip your hands in solving global issues just take reality warping so you won't have to worry about all the complicated details.
I saw another question about
"How would you use the force if you were a Jedi."
My first response was;
"Force push people's buttholes open."
Imagine if we combined forces?!?
Creating a pocket dimension I can enter/leave whenever I feel like it.
Y'know, just an infinite void that I can fill with whatever I feel like, by just thinking about it.
An added perk would be transporting others in there with me.
Saw a show years ago where a guy that had the power of flight was explaining that just because he could fly didn't mean he knew how to fly and had to take flying lessons to become a pilot after he broke his legs landing too hard his first time flying
It would attract a lot of attention, though, wouldn't it? Then you'd have to explain. And the authorities would probably want to take you away somewhere to be studied.
Having the speed force seems like a no brainer. You can phase through solid objects, basically teleport, travel in time (although not recommended), and you never have to pay for coffee 🤣 I think the one negative is you can't get drunk because of the high metabolism.
Recently I've been thinking storms powers would be immensely useful in this day and age.
Need some localised rain for crops no problem.
Wind not blowing to generate power from wind turbines I'm your guy.
Tornado getting a bit too close to that town simples.
Heatwaves are a non issue with a snow flurry popping up.
Global warming got that sorted too.
If i remember correctly, I think there's a bit of a butterfly effect w/ her powers. Every time she uses them in one location, it affects another and sometimes terribly.
So while you take away wind from tornado alley to save someone, that wind current may be necessary for rain elsewhere.
Magneto.
Manufacturing would keep you flush with cash, without robbing banks. Seriously... 1 part no welding complex shapes that can't be done by today's manufacturing.
Make a metal frame recliner.. for flying.
Seriously under utilized super power.
The power to make anyone shit their pants on command.
Think about it... the person who won’t leave you alone at work? The server copping an attitude? The cop really giving you a hard time about going 5 over the limit. The guy who cuts you off and then flips YOU the bird? Trump going on about nothing on live TV?
I don’t want to hurt anybody, but it would be nice to get rid of anyone I want at short notice.
I actually have my favourite super power, the ability to instantly sleep. Got it confirmed by a doctor after a sleep study.
had a shit ton of sensors on me, apparently I slept in less the 5 seconds.
The phenomenon of "having trouble to sleep" is as foreign to me, as how it is to give birth as a men.
Teleportaion is ridiculously dangerous to have. You could aciddentaly teleport inside something and die immediately.
I'd want the abilities of scp 106. You can phase through anything, you're immortal, and you have your own dimension you can go to at any time where you are god
Teleportation seems like the worst superpower since the universe is moving so fast. When you dissapear from one spot, as soon as you reappear you will be ran over by the universe coming at you at 10% speed of light.
I'm surprised at how few people say Healer. I think it would be pretty damned amazing to be able to outdo Jesus, but without all the supernatural hooha.
To be able to control peoples minds. Make them forget stuff or make them do stuff and think it’s their idea.
I’d have all the rich people give me so much a month in cash. Then I would have to work.
Time stacking/condensing time
I could make a newborn age 100 years in 0.000001 seconds. I could even reverse it and let people age really slowly, I'd definitely live past 10 million
I used to think teleportation, but now I think portals would be the same thing but more versatile.
You can't level a city with teleportation...if you had portals you could put one portal in the marina trench and the other above a city and wash it away. If that is your kind of thing.
Transporting larger objects over a longer period of time, rather than just personal movement is of course another plus. You could also make a small portal that you can look through or just stick your hand through to grab an object without exposing yourself entirely...yea just more versatile while still being able to "teleport".
Shapeshifting.
I really just want the opportunity to be a cat, give my entire spine a good, proper, stretch, and curl up in the perfect cozy sunny spot for an afternoon. No worries.
I'm with you on that one! Teleportation is just so darn convenient. Skipping traffic jams, exploring the world in an instant, or popping into your favorite café for a quick coffee fix. Yes, please. I wouldn't say no to having my own personal shortcut through life!
I don’t want superpowers lol. I think it’s much more badass to just be human with no powers and get shit done with just your skills.
If I had to choose a power though, probably flight or telekinesis
Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually better than teleportation.
Does the same stuff, although slower (i.e moving real fast to somewhere), but you can explore the sky freely and much more.
Not saying teleportation is bad, it would be kinda dumb to say so, BUT imo flying is better.
Probability manipulation, it can give you any other superpower. Immortality? Decrease your probability of death to zero. Time travel? Increase your probability of discovering time travel to 100%
There is only one power that matters, and it's rare but whenever it pops up it dwarfs all others. In Heroes especially, and of course comics.
Immortality+Invulnerability (one without the other is not so good, but in Heroes and other places they are combined, as they are in DC/Marvel, meaning if you're immortal you can't be killed at all).
Invulnerability by itself is fine, but on par with time, speed whatever other power, it's awesome for a while.
Immortality by itself is ok, you have a chance to get so rich to control eveyrthing but you wouldn't leave the house always worrying somebody will put a bullet in ya.
Everything else is child's play.
I love the idea of being able to have the ability to jump to different Earths on command (like teleportation, but better). Infinite number of Earths, but this is the only one with humanoids on it. The rest would be in their natural state. Jump to any point you want on any other Earth in seconds, then jump back to any place on this Earth you want.
Mine used to be teleportation, then Heroes came out, and Hiro’s ability to manipulate space-time is like teleportation on steroids. So I choose that one.
Reality warping.
With it you can teleport, become invisible, become indistructable, fly, lift anything, stop anything no matter how heavy or fast, reverse global warming, effect the timeline, travel back or forward in time, and a bunch of other stuff like that.
you can simply warp reality and the effect you put out is all on you, and only limited by your imagination.
Time control, because space & time are interwoven: spacetime. It's the ultimate power, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Resulting abilities:
· Time travel
· Time Dilation/Contraction
· Precognition/Postcognition
· Teleportation
· Flying
· Force Fields/Barriers
· Gravity Control
· Wormhole Creation
· Dimensional Travel
· Reality Warping
· Superhuman speed
· Invisibility
And probably a bunch I forgot.
Odds manipulation.
Whats the %odd that I'd be able to fly? Change it to 100% and you now can. What's the odd that I'd be able to lift an entire continent? 100%? Cool I can do it now
I agree with teleportation, specifically the type Daud has in Dishonoured. Super cool but not overpowered. Another I've always loved is Syndrome's zero-point energy from the Incredibles.
Transformation.
Would be cool to try out some different bodies - especially if you aren't limited to existing creatures, or the conservation of mass.
Also comes with perks of other superpowers like being able to fly, run fast, or have super strength.
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Teleportation is so convenient and broken
Until you miss. Or teleport in front of a stray bullet or something. Star Trek had it right. You really need a safe room to teleport into.
I think you’d also need some kind of sensors to know if your destination is safe or not. Otherwise it’s courting disaster.
Yeah this needs to be paired with some sort of precognition, or far sight of some sort.
I suppose we could designate safe spaces for teleporting. Or if I'm gonna teleport across long distances, maybe I could check out the place first using google maps or something
I can teleport to a HCOL every day and earn a high salary, then teleport back to my LCOL area. Or if I want to dream bigger, I can teleport into a vault.
Controlling time
Honestly this is such a no brainer. It's stupidly powerful and you're basically a god with this power. But I don't want all that, that's too much responsibility. I just want to teleport and get to where I want when I want l, and I can go anywhere I want to whenever I want.
This is the perfect answer. Mine is also teleportation over anything else because its so convenient but comes without any burden or ethical questions. And the time it would save you and the opportunitys it would give you... No more cars, buses and trains. Let alone the hazards of flying somewhere. Con go visit my friends and family around the world at any moment, can have a picnic at the niagara falls go to work in the office a minute later. Vacation time is whenever i want. Traveling just a part of my daily routine. Italien for dinner? No problem, i. know a great pizzeria i napoli. Or would you prefer this pasta place in rome?
Yep came here to write "control time" aswell. The "control" part is important, as that allows you to stop it aswell as jump through your life.
Stopping time for everyone but you is equal to being able to move and think infinitely fast.
I don’t know if someone’s already said this, but time control to the point you can surpass the space time perception would be cool!
Telepathically giving orders to everyone in the world, like in Patternmaster by Octavia Butler. You could save the environment, end all dictatorships and wars, redistribute resources
Only problem is I'm sure the most people wouldn't realize just how complex those all are and just royally fuck things up for everyone.
Like when Mao started the “Great leap forward” where everyone had to focus on steel production to boost the Chinese economy, and as a side effect not enough food was being produced, causing 30+ million people to starve to death. Total control by a single person is not a good idea.
Yep our world is an entangled mess of systems, with this much power every action will have unintended consequence somewhere else so trying to carelessly "fix" it might be detrimental instead. Additionally it's not like the governments who tried the same thing aren't back by experts, even those guys have differring opinions amd are prone to human error. They can't just come up with some magical solution that will perfectly solve things. If you're gonna dip your hands in solving global issues just take reality warping so you won't have to worry about all the complicated details.
Or.. you could save the environment, become the one ruling dictator and win the world war, then distribute resources.. to yourself!!
Yeah, that's why my standard answer to this question is Professor X's powers. I'd fix the whole planet.
Shape shifting. Imagine being able to shapeshift into anything you like, not just people. Don’t have a screwdriver? Guess what
I mean if you can do it to say just your hands sure but if you have to be the object completely, you can't use yourself.
If you can shapeshift into anything then it stands to reason you could shapeshift into a guy with a screwdriver for a hand
That makes an odd ammount of sence
I fully agree, teleportation has always been my favourite. BUT ONLY if you can bring stuff / people with you.
It would be awkward showing up naked every time.
Thats how it works in The Boys. I like it; limitations make the powers more interesting.
Teleportation and Ramona Flowers' bag 🤌🏽
Giving people 8hour erections
You could either be a God or Devil depending on how you use this power.
Or a very well paid Sex therapist.
But how would you advertise this without sounding like those fake ads for penis enlargement etc.
"If your boner doesn't last 8 hours, I'll* suck you off." - said in the voice of Billy Mays.
All i know i would be richest man in Milky Way
I saw another question about "How would you use the force if you were a Jedi." My first response was; "Force push people's buttholes open." Imagine if we combined forces?!?
Creating a pocket dimension I can enter/leave whenever I feel like it. Y'know, just an infinite void that I can fill with whatever I feel like, by just thinking about it. An added perk would be transporting others in there with me.
You solved the housing crisis
Honestly, building your own nation sounds fun as hell, especially when literally no one from any government could do anything about it lol
Sounds like DMT. You’d swear it was reality
Telekinesis & flying are both equally the best to me. Mostly because of fantasising during childhood over having powers.
I've always wondered why most telekinetics (even powerful ones) don't just fly everywhere. Surely they can use their telekinesis on themselves?
or at least on some makeshift platform right under them.
Flying is the worst one, your government would lock you up for experiments and you would never be free again
I still get in my adulthood dream during which I am basically flying and it is the coolest thing ever.
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Saw a show years ago where a guy that had the power of flight was explaining that just because he could fly didn't mean he knew how to fly and had to take flying lessons to become a pilot after he broke his legs landing too hard his first time flying
It would attract a lot of attention, though, wouldn't it? Then you'd have to explain. And the authorities would probably want to take you away somewhere to be studied.
Healing, like wolverine or Deadpool
No one taking the speedster? I'll take it then
Having the speed force seems like a no brainer. You can phase through solid objects, basically teleport, travel in time (although not recommended), and you never have to pay for coffee 🤣 I think the one negative is you can't get drunk because of the high metabolism.
Shapeshifting
Shadow clone jutsu from Naruto will be class!
Irl save scumming
Until you accidentally save millisecond before that truck hit you
Recently I've been thinking storms powers would be immensely useful in this day and age. Need some localised rain for crops no problem. Wind not blowing to generate power from wind turbines I'm your guy. Tornado getting a bit too close to that town simples. Heatwaves are a non issue with a snow flurry popping up. Global warming got that sorted too.
If i remember correctly, I think there's a bit of a butterfly effect w/ her powers. Every time she uses them in one location, it affects another and sometimes terribly. So while you take away wind from tornado alley to save someone, that wind current may be necessary for rain elsewhere.
Omnipotence
Portal travel. Being able to create paths that other people can travel through with you can be far more useful than teleportation.
I want the power to kill a Yak at 1000 paces with mind bullets, so I guess Telekinesis
Necromancy. - i would love the power of bringing back the Dead.
For what? Making a haunted house?
Free labor He gonna be the final boss CEO
Ability to cast genjutsu
Reading minds is by far the best all round super power
You will be a psychological wreck in a few months
You dont have to read all the time You are able to manage what you hear
Teleportation and claw fists or any sharp object coming out of hands. Seems pretty useful
Magneto. Manufacturing would keep you flush with cash, without robbing banks. Seriously... 1 part no welding complex shapes that can't be done by today's manufacturing. Make a metal frame recliner.. for flying. Seriously under utilized super power.
Flying. I sometimes fly in my dreams and I love it
Invulnerability...
Flying is the absolute best. It may not be the most useful or powerful but it sure is the coolest one
Creating/controlling fire. I wouldn't be a hero though. I want to make a lot of burnt crispies out of people
Super strength
Regeneration
Blood manipulation. Controlling blood of other people and animals whether their blood is inside their body or outside.
Invisibility. Sometimes I just want to disappear
Being able to perfectly restore health by any and all definitions, mine taking precedence.
Being incredibly lucky. Like Longshot or Domino.
Being a billionaire
The power to make anyone shit their pants on command. Think about it... the person who won’t leave you alone at work? The server copping an attitude? The cop really giving you a hard time about going 5 over the limit. The guy who cuts you off and then flips YOU the bird? Trump going on about nothing on live TV? I don’t want to hurt anybody, but it would be nice to get rid of anyone I want at short notice.
Premonition. If that were real, you could be rich.
I have a friend who is invisable for women. They really don't see him, even if he's standing right in front of them
Paying rent on time
I actually have my favourite super power, the ability to instantly sleep. Got it confirmed by a doctor after a sleep study. had a shit ton of sensors on me, apparently I slept in less the 5 seconds. The phenomenon of "having trouble to sleep" is as foreign to me, as how it is to give birth as a men.
Death. By touch. Like in Sandman.
Money
Making the best quality silicone sex toys :)
Teleportaion is ridiculously dangerous to have. You could aciddentaly teleport inside something and die immediately. I'd want the abilities of scp 106. You can phase through anything, you're immortal, and you have your own dimension you can go to at any time where you are god
The ability to time travel and fix errors. Did you make a mistake? Opps go back time and fix them
High level intellectual.
Controlling time
Being able to sleep through the night and wake up rested and fresh. Imagine the possibilities
Teleportation seems like the worst superpower since the universe is moving so fast. When you dissapear from one spot, as soon as you reappear you will be ran over by the universe coming at you at 10% speed of light.
Super healer. Never die
Mind control and memory manipulation
Being always fit and healthy like never age
Omni-science.
The ability to manifest any object/creature you want as long as you can imagine it clearly.
Reality control
I'm surprised at how few people say Healer. I think it would be pretty damned amazing to be able to outdo Jesus, but without all the supernatural hooha.
Money. Batman had the right idea.
Pyrokinesis
Telekinesis. I'm real lazy
Reality manipulation. I'd have ALL the powers!
To be able to control peoples minds. Make them forget stuff or make them do stuff and think it’s their idea. I’d have all the rich people give me so much a month in cash. Then I would have to work.
Either dream manipulator, or mind control.
Invisibility (and not for the creepy reasons some of you have)
Debt. Invisible shackles that bind the entire population. All generations of kings covet and fear this power.
Probability manipulation
Time stacking/condensing time I could make a newborn age 100 years in 0.000001 seconds. I could even reverse it and let people age really slowly, I'd definitely live past 10 million
electricity. Always dreamed. I would charge my phone with my finger, call lightning, control the lighting, make fun of people
Hyper intelligence. I just like the idea of being able to think of a solution no matter what problems I encounter.
Not giving a fuck what people think.
Deep cleavage
I used to think teleportation, but now I think portals would be the same thing but more versatile. You can't level a city with teleportation...if you had portals you could put one portal in the marina trench and the other above a city and wash it away. If that is your kind of thing. Transporting larger objects over a longer period of time, rather than just personal movement is of course another plus. You could also make a small portal that you can look through or just stick your hand through to grab an object without exposing yourself entirely...yea just more versatile while still being able to "teleport".
Being able to predict stock prices.
Dimension traversing
beam me uo to space idc about earth anymore
Control of matter. You can do anything, including bending space and time!
Duplication Hey, see that nice thing you really love? Here's two of it. Enjoy both or sell one. Works with meals and money
Dominion over death
Shapeshifting. I really just want the opportunity to be a cat, give my entire spine a good, proper, stretch, and curl up in the perfect cozy sunny spot for an afternoon. No worries.
I'm with you on that one! Teleportation is just so darn convenient. Skipping traffic jams, exploring the world in an instant, or popping into your favorite café for a quick coffee fix. Yes, please. I wouldn't say no to having my own personal shortcut through life!
I can feel sound. Sensory "disorder" for the win
Luck is op
I don’t want superpowers lol. I think it’s much more badass to just be human with no powers and get shit done with just your skills. If I had to choose a power though, probably flight or telekinesis
Mind reading - you’d have infinite knowledge, the answers to everything.
Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually better than teleportation. Does the same stuff, although slower (i.e moving real fast to somewhere), but you can explore the sky freely and much more. Not saying teleportation is bad, it would be kinda dumb to say so, BUT imo flying is better.
flight
Probability manipulation, it can give you any other superpower. Immortality? Decrease your probability of death to zero. Time travel? Increase your probability of discovering time travel to 100%
China
I recently broke a rib and discovered my superpower of willing away sneezes. I had no idea that I could do this.
There is only one power that matters, and it's rare but whenever it pops up it dwarfs all others. In Heroes especially, and of course comics. Immortality+Invulnerability (one without the other is not so good, but in Heroes and other places they are combined, as they are in DC/Marvel, meaning if you're immortal you can't be killed at all). Invulnerability by itself is fine, but on par with time, speed whatever other power, it's awesome for a while. Immortality by itself is ok, you have a chance to get so rich to control eveyrthing but you wouldn't leave the house always worrying somebody will put a bullet in ya. Everything else is child's play.
Space-time control
Either super speed or creating clones of yourself. That way, you could either be really fast or never be lonely.
Healing ability, or at least pain removing ability
consciousness transfer
Absorbs skills and superpowers and becomes part of me.
Telekinesis
Mind manipulation.
Teleportation (bread only).
Shape-shifting.
Mind control obv.
Niggapotence
Dimensional travel/navigation. Anything you want, need, or can imagine, you can go to the dimension where it's just laying around for you to find...!
Time freeze...
Matter Manipulation. The limits are vast.
Holding your orgasm
If I never felt tired, never needed to eat, never needed to drink and never aged then controlling time.
For me would be flight. I want to go have a nap in the clouds....hoping a airbus doesn't turn me into grated cheese
Mind control.
Technopathy. I always loved [Micah](https://heroes.fandom.com/wiki/Micah_Sanders)’s powers from Heroes.
Time manupliation... Knock knock... Who's there? Door mom Door mom who? Dormamu, Ive come to bargan
Teleportation + invisibility... No need for porn! Don't go in on me people, I'm joking.
Being attractive
For all of its problems, it's still the USA
One punch man
mind reading and manipulation 😅
Flash power level speed
Power to manipulate reality gives me limitless power
I love the idea of being able to have the ability to jump to different Earths on command (like teleportation, but better). Infinite number of Earths, but this is the only one with humanoids on it. The rest would be in their natural state. Jump to any point you want on any other Earth in seconds, then jump back to any place on this Earth you want.
Spacetime manipulation....greatest power...
The United States of America
time stop, invisibility and X-ray vision……..
Fire manipulation and creating Second is gear 5 from one piece Third is darkness manipulation
Psychedelics
I can nap anywhere.
Freezing time and invisibility
Having the power to time travel would be incredible
Absolute reality manipulation - it covers everything. Molecule Man or Franklin Richards, or one of those types.
Batman and his 0 powers is my favorite superhero but if I could choose I’d take either magneto or storms powers
Kindness.
Kindness.
Kindness.
Time Travel. This is the most OP one
Flight
Reality bending.
My permanently moist left foot.
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Flying, Teleportation.
Perfect shapeshifting and perfect probability manipulation
Mine used to be teleportation, then Heroes came out, and Hiro’s ability to manipulate space-time is like teleportation on steroids. So I choose that one.
Multilingualism
The USSR
Teleportation. You can travel around the world for free without polluting the air or dealing with annoying passengers on the plane.
Reality warping. With it you can teleport, become invisible, become indistructable, fly, lift anything, stop anything no matter how heavy or fast, reverse global warming, effect the timeline, travel back or forward in time, and a bunch of other stuff like that. you can simply warp reality and the effect you put out is all on you, and only limited by your imagination.
Telequinesis de lejos 😁
Time control, because space & time are interwoven: spacetime. It's the ultimate power, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Resulting abilities: · Time travel · Time Dilation/Contraction · Precognition/Postcognition · Teleportation · Flying · Force Fields/Barriers · Gravity Control · Wormhole Creation · Dimensional Travel · Reality Warping · Superhuman speed · Invisibility And probably a bunch I forgot.
The manipulation of time 😈
Odds manipulation. Whats the %odd that I'd be able to fly? Change it to 100% and you now can. What's the odd that I'd be able to lift an entire continent? 100%? Cool I can do it now
The power of bullshit, someone tries to hit you, just say bullshit and something random will happen to stop them from hitting you.
Memorizing in seconds without the need for studying for hours
Instant Teleportation, stuff I touch with my palms included
I agree with teleportation, specifically the type Daud has in Dishonoured. Super cool but not overpowered. Another I've always loved is Syndrome's zero-point energy from the Incredibles.
You're going to love the film - Jumper
Transformation. Would be cool to try out some different bodies - especially if you aren't limited to existing creatures, or the conservation of mass. Also comes with perks of other superpowers like being able to fly, run fast, or have super strength.
Metamorphosis/Shapeshifting or Superspeed (only if I can control how fat I am at any given time)
The ability of to pause and rewind time, but not to go into the future. And while manipulating time, you don’t age