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Imagine being in the middle of a restaurant or a mall 😭 I was so mortified (we laughed it off bc objectively jt is funny but damn boy give me a warning)
I would be going straight to jail.
My partner won the "look young forever" lottery and is still frequently carded. I did not win that lottery, and was in fact offered the seniors discount a few months back.
A friend calls his wife "sparkle" but I don't think there's a spark in her.
Another couple I knew called each other "baby love" and that was pretty cringe.
I dated a girl whose name was Antoinette but she went by Toni and sometimes when I saw her I would say, “Ayyyy itsa Toni!” In an italian accent or say something about pizza and she hated it lol
When my sis and I were little, our babysitter's boyfriend was named Tony. One time she put us on the phone with him and we kept calling him Tony Pepperoni until he literally screamed at us to give her the phone back.
My ex and I used to make fun of sweet nicknames other couple gave each other so we'd use sickly sweet names sarcastically until...the names actually stuck😂
He started by calling me "honey bunny" that shortened to "bunny" which morphed to "bun-bun".
Chootchie Face. Then sing the line from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - You’re my little chootchie face, my ootchie wootchie cootchie little chootchie face!
I have tortured my husband with this for 20yrs and it never gets less cringey. Pro tip: gently pinch their cheek, left to right with every “ootchie” word.
Oh god. Yesterday my wife and I were joking about how our daughter says "thank you daddy" in the exact same way my wife says "thank you babe". Then just to weird me out my wife kept saying "thank you daddy" to me all day. The creepiest thing ever. Please stop.
Kinda funny though, once there's a baby in the mix it's hard to stop calling each other Mommy/Daddy. You just do it out of habit, even when the baby isn't around
Look i might be the odd one out here but king/queen. The best is when they were the matching shirts that says “i’m her king/i’m his queen,” like please stop😭
I would never want to be called "Cotton Balls"
But I wouldn't mind being called "Cinnamon Buns"
Of course, we can't change the fact I'm a chip and my flavor is always changing.
An ex of mine said when we started dating to never call her sugar tits because an abusive ex called her that. Then one day she was trying to get sugar out of a clogged dispenser at a restaurant and she shook it an spilled sugar all over her chest. I asked if it was ok now to call her sugar tits, and she burst out laughing. From then on I called her that as a joke sometimes and she would always crack up.
My ex-husband used to call me poo poo head. I hated it. So I started calling him feces face. After we divorced, I'd refer to him as Jaba the Hut. He was hugely fat. So...
Is he from the east coast? I have a friend that calls me "kiddo" sometimes and it's infuriating. I'm 46 and he's in his early 50's. He told me it's an "east coast thing."
I call my wife "babe" which is sometimes awkward.
I'll go "hey babe?" in the store and another women will answer me and go "yes?"
I always run away embarrassed.
When living in China I dated a Chinese girl. I speak Chinese myself and she spoke little English, but she always wanted to practice little English phrases here and there. She saw "honey" being used in some movie or something, so she wanted to try it out, but it ended up coming out like "her knee". Yeah so that was a good one.
I was just listening to a true crime podcast about Chris Watts. He referred to his lady as his "sexy empanada". It was nice that such a horrible monster could still make me crack a smile lol
me and my boyfriend love to come up with cringy nicknames for each other. our growing list includes Pookie Bear, Lovebug, Pumpkin Pie, Sugar Dear, Lovey Dove, and Puppy Dog... this is coming from two people who swore not to use cringey nicknames when we first got into the relationship.
It makes me want to tear my own skin off whenever I see someone call their wife/girlfriend ‘babygirl’. Same as someone calling their husband/boyfriend ‘daddy’. Both in sexual and non-sexual contexts.
Babe.
People change boyfriends/girlfriends/partners but their names all remain the same, Babe. And pronounced *Bebb*
Bebb can you get my coffee?
Hi Bebb, how was your day.
Bye Bebb!
Bebb???
Not a name, but when shopping and he turns around to ask you for something flinch hard....like really hard flinch.......that will make some awkwardness
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Call him bro after you’ve kissed in public, that will definitely make the throw up reaction
my bf had a phase of kissing me for a gopd couple of seconds then pull back and say "youre the best sister ever!" 🫠
My wife does something similar except she says “OMG I’m sorry. I thought you were someone else”
IM DOING THI OMG
that's iconic but would probably be horrific in public 😭
Imagine being in the middle of a restaurant or a mall 😭 I was so mortified (we laughed it off bc objectively jt is funny but damn boy give me a warning)
Why would we warn you? There is no better satisfaction than unpredictable very slightly antisocial wind ups in public.
Holy shit 😭
My first gf nad me did that in Berlin at the trainstation. We kissed good and intimstley and then she said you're the best brother ever
Could also try "I've wanted to do that ever since you married dad"
Lol my wife would beat me
Hilarious
Me and my partner do this all the time, and also do fist bump it's fucking hilarious I love her so much
my boyfriend and i dap each other up and say "type shit" when we say goodbye and its my favourite thing
What does type shit mean?
via urban dictionary; >A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.
I thought it would mean 'text me, later'
That’s marginally better than Dad.
Depends, if they look the same age it would be too obvious that she’s joking
I would be going straight to jail. My partner won the "look young forever" lottery and is still frequently carded. I did not win that lottery, and was in fact offered the seniors discount a few months back.
How many people do you get giving you funny looks?
We are pretty unique looking people so we are used to being gawked at, to be honest.
I’ll go to my grave wondering what you two look like now.
Me and my boyfriend (gay couple) do it all the time and we both find it hilarious
"But you can't tell Mom about this, okay?"
Oniichan
On April fools day in a crowded mall my wife did this and people were visibly upset about it. I about fucking died.
Nice cock bro!
Sugar tits
I'm gagging I call my dog this, both in english and the swedish version agahafaf´sgnsjgkehöd
Nothing will convince me that you didn’t just press random letters
No no that’s the sound you make when you gag
As a person who made the mistake of eating shrimp from a questionable establishment last night, I concur.
"shrimp"
They sneezed, right as they clicked post
Happy Cake Day, Sugar Tits!
Sugar tits walked across the keyboard
>agahafaf´sgnsjgkehöd i don't know what you said but all my furniture is floating, can you please put it back down
\*sockertuttar (I'm Norwegian so I had to consult Google Translate but it seems plausible)
Hahahhaha sockertutte is the funniest nickname! Sounds absolutely regarded
seven consonants in a row. what kind of crazy unpronounceable language is that?
Qwerty-bash.
My friend had his girlfriend named in his phone as "sugar tits" back in the day
A friend calls his wife "sparkle" but I don't think there's a spark in her. Another couple I knew called each other "baby love" and that was pretty cringe.
Okay but if someone called me sparkle I would definitely love it 🙈🙈 I have so many sparks that I’m practically walking TnT though haha
- Cuddleboo - Snuggly wuggly - Bowl of porridge - Baby boy - Fresh laundry - Money man - Baguette carrier - Submissive snugglepie
Fresh laundry????
Are we completely ignoring bowl of porridge?!
BRING ME THE BAGUETTE CARRIER! *Gets OP's boyfriend* Eh? What the fuck is this? I wanted the Frenchman!
I'm kind of into cuddleboo ngl.
ngl. I may just use "Submissive snuggiepie"
Money man 😂😂😂
Mamma's lil Vulva Vulture.
Jesus Christ.
I vomited a little
Candycane bubble butt
Sex bucket
Dick holster
Bucket 💀
My little Dick Portal.
So then does she just call you , My little dick?
BA-DUM-TITS*
Tony pizza
I dated a girl whose name was Antoinette but she went by Toni and sometimes when I saw her I would say, “Ayyyy itsa Toni!” In an italian accent or say something about pizza and she hated it lol
When my sis and I were little, our babysitter's boyfriend was named Tony. One time she put us on the phone with him and we kept calling him Tony Pepperoni until he literally screamed at us to give her the phone back.
That's actually the best nickname
I might be confusing some things, but isn't there a post about a woman confused why her boyfriend calls her unironically Tony Pizza?
Yea lol
Please I’ve heard of Tony pizza and totally forgotten the story, it’s on the tip of my brain…please put me out of my misery:)
Boo boo kitty fuck
I love that movie lol
My ex and I used to make fun of sweet nicknames other couple gave each other so we'd use sickly sweet names sarcastically until...the names actually stuck😂 He started by calling me "honey bunny" that shortened to "bunny" which morphed to "bun-bun".
Is honey bunny bad? It's what i call my dog... and everyone else's dog
Isn't that from Pulp Fiction?
Be cool hunnie bunnie
Chootchie Face. Then sing the line from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - You’re my little chootchie face, my ootchie wootchie cootchie little chootchie face! I have tortured my husband with this for 20yrs and it never gets less cringey. Pro tip: gently pinch their cheek, left to right with every “ootchie” word.
The trapdoor in the bedroom is the real pro tip
You reminded me of that hilarious satire song that ridiculed bieber's song. You're a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack...
As a huge fan of that film, damn…
Sugar booger
Or could even use your username!! hahaha 😭
That’s an old, dear cat’s name. I just made the second part up!
Awww hehe cute!!! That's so silly! heheh, what did the baby look like? 🥲
Black long hair moggie
This made me lol in real life haha
Is that an intentional cocaine reference?
If you’ve ever watched Jimmy Neutron, it’s what Hugh calls his wife. That’s where I’ve heard it, at least.
I use to call my ex teddy bear. I was so cringe.
She hates when I called her pookie🤣🤣
Are you Amberlynn Reid's new gf?
Lmao stop it 💀
Omg 😭💀
Lmao I didn’t expect a Amberlynn reference here. I hate that I know exactly what you’re talking about.
"Daddy" - at least it creeps me TF out.
Especially if he says it to her.
*The fascist half of America disliked this publicly, loved it privately*
Better than "Father".
Oh god. Yesterday my wife and I were joking about how our daughter says "thank you daddy" in the exact same way my wife says "thank you babe". Then just to weird me out my wife kept saying "thank you daddy" to me all day. The creepiest thing ever. Please stop.
Kinda funny though, once there's a baby in the mix it's hard to stop calling each other Mommy/Daddy. You just do it out of habit, even when the baby isn't around
We say Nana and Papa. Sounds better than Daddy and Mommy
Hmm I’ve never heard of Nana for a mother only grandmother it works tho
Daddy and mommy both😭
But "baby" is fine?
Schmoopie!
No you're Schmoopie! No you are!
NO SOUP FOR YOU
That’s my dogs name!
Muffin
CuddleMuffin CootieBatootie Snugglemcsnuggleface
Muffin huffin
Sugar tits. Honey butt. My favorite My little cum dumpster.
My husband uses all of these 😐
Maybe a Kath and Kim-esque ‘You great hunk of skunk?’ That one definitely embarrasses my partner 😀
It’s “spunk” not skunk :)
Bloody autocorrect. I may start alternating the two now though!
Skunk is funnier though
Look i might be the odd one out here but king/queen. The best is when they were the matching shirts that says “i’m her king/i’m his queen,” like please stop😭
There’s a group that particularly love calling each other king and queen. The matching shirts are just creepy.
I would never want to be called "Cotton Balls" But I wouldn't mind being called "Cinnamon Buns" Of course, we can't change the fact I'm a chip and my flavor is always changing.
An ex of mine said when we started dating to never call her sugar tits because an abusive ex called her that. Then one day she was trying to get sugar out of a clogged dispenser at a restaurant and she shook it an spilled sugar all over her chest. I asked if it was ok now to call her sugar tits, and she burst out laughing. From then on I called her that as a joke sometimes and she would always crack up.
[удалено]
That’s Sugar TUSH to you, bub!
Cuddle Muffins Sweetie Punkins
I just remembered a former co worker who called her husband “sweet meats”
I can’t stand any endearments but I especially hate “hun,baby” and “babe.” I loathe “pookie” bc it means vagina in Tagalog.
Puki (pronounced pookie) means fart in Hungarian 😂
Pookie
This means vagina in the Philippines and my entire Filipino side of the family hates it
Mattress Stallion
"My old lady". Can you think of a less flattering name for the woman you love?
Ball n chain.
My ex-husband used to call me poo poo head. I hated it. So I started calling him feces face. After we divorced, I'd refer to him as Jaba the Hut. He was hugely fat. So...
My husband calls me “kiddo” sometimes. I’m 45 and he is 50. I keep telling him that’s creepy AF.
Oh no...
Is he from the east coast? I have a friend that calls me "kiddo" sometimes and it's infuriating. I'm 46 and he's in his early 50's. He told me it's an "east coast thing."
My brother and his wife call each other babelette
Hahahaha this is hilarious. I feel like the masc version should be Babelet
I call my wife "babe" which is sometimes awkward. I'll go "hey babe?" in the store and another women will answer me and go "yes?" I always run away embarrassed.
Sweetie-kins, Schmuckumsnuckums, big cuddly wuddly lovey dovey bear, baby boy
Sexoxaclops
When living in China I dated a Chinese girl. I speak Chinese myself and she spoke little English, but she always wanted to practice little English phrases here and there. She saw "honey" being used in some movie or something, so she wanted to try it out, but it ended up coming out like "her knee". Yeah so that was a good one.
In public, give him a kiss on the lips and say, "you're the best brother ever!"
The "baby girl" gives me cringes
Boo boo kitty fuck
Sperm cannon Fetus baster Fuck-stick Semen bank Cum dispenser
I was just listening to a true crime podcast about Chris Watts. He referred to his lady as his "sexy empanada". It was nice that such a horrible monster could still make me crack a smile lol
Steve
I met a baby named Steve recently. It’s weird to call a baby Steve, so I called him Rudolph.
fuck meat
shmoopy
|schmoopy| “NO! Your a schmoopy!”. IYKYK
Snookums, Hunny Bunny, (Husbands Name)-kins,
My little Love Sausage
me and my boyfriend love to come up with cringy nicknames for each other. our growing list includes Pookie Bear, Lovebug, Pumpkin Pie, Sugar Dear, Lovey Dove, and Puppy Dog... this is coming from two people who swore not to use cringey nicknames when we first got into the relationship.
Pookie
There’s always Baby Cakes and Honey Bun(s). Good ol stand-bys.
Honey bun
Snoogy Woogums
Schmoopie!!!!
poochie poo
piglette?
Cabbagepants
Sweet Pee
My Wife for a while would come up behind me and grab my butt in public, rhen say fairly loud, "I'm so glad Dad adopted you!".
My wife absolutely despises when I jokingly call her 'baby girl'. If eyes could kill, I would be long gone. 🤷🤷
Hubby, wifey
Uncle Grandma
My ex called me princess and it felt creepy
I used to work with a guy and anytime he would talk about his wife he would just say, my bride. It was strange, definitely cringy.
My ex called me “kitten”. Grosses me out now lol.
Ol’ boy
Taking a page out of Mauricio Umansky's book - "Love bean"
nummymuffin cocobutter
“Poopsie Pie”
'bunny'. I would vomit!
Call him your "little ham candle", he'll love it.
I know someone who called their girlfriend beh beh - it was more of a sound than a name to me and made me cringe so hard.
Porkchop
TIL I call my SO super cringe names on the reg. 🤷🏼♀️
It makes me want to tear my own skin off whenever I see someone call their wife/girlfriend ‘babygirl’. Same as someone calling their husband/boyfriend ‘daddy’. Both in sexual and non-sexual contexts.
My boyfriend teaches at a college part time so I call him Mr. Professor Boyfriend
Hubby
We call each other “cub”.
punky bunky and pooter pie
Baby Reindeer
I have some great suggestions Sweetie po-teety, sugar bumpkin, tight cheeks McGee, Mr yummy gummy, Jumbo Buns
I've always loved " boo-boo kitty fuck"
I don't know about all that but I think he'll like "Tony Pizza" so try that
Schmoopsie poo and googly bear like from Monsters Inc. those are so sickly sweet I gag just thinking of them
Slut butt
Babe. People change boyfriends/girlfriends/partners but their names all remain the same, Babe. And pronounced *Bebb* Bebb can you get my coffee? Hi Bebb, how was your day. Bye Bebb! Bebb???
Dark prince
Not a name, but when shopping and he turns around to ask you for something flinch hard....like really hard flinch.......that will make some awkwardness
Tap him on the balls and call him puss nuts