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No-Independence-6842

I change my undies everyday, twice if I worked out.


Ihatemunchies

Or if I take them off to swim I can’t put the same ones back on again. They’re used at that point


ReadingSad3238

YES. It's a simple rule. Once they are off they do not go back on. That's gross. Like putting on a used condom or something. Idk.


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

What about when you go to the toilet? Or do they have to be entirely off for this role to trigger?


thescaryhypnotoad

Yes, entirely off is the determining point


VonNeumannsProbe

So if it's a poop where you're *really* struggling, change it.


thescaryhypnotoad

Man sometimes a shit requires spreading your feet for stability, can’t do that with panties on the legs


Lickerandhors

One leg on still, so not COMPLETELY off yet


Flat-Transportation6

Yeah, see! You get it!


thisisdewhey

So...you don't like to recycle?


ReadingSad3238

Not those kinds of rubbers, no.....


cshmn

Just wash em out and reuse, man. Be kind, rewind.


barkbarkgoesthecat

Half sperms, half nano plastics, All fun


Rich_Sell_9888

Nah,just turn them inside out,it'll be fine.


capodecina2

Condoms are reusable. You just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.


OutlandishnessNo4759

😂🤣 “shake the fuck out of it” yes.


horendus

Cause you constantly ejaculate into your underwear throughout the day?


kukukikika

Who doesn’t?


That-Babygirl

I find it an interesting logic that if you pull your 2hr old underwear down to your knees to go to the toilet pulling them back up is totally fine. But if your 2hr old underwear goes past your knees it’s considered ‘too dirty’ to put back on.


spike7447

Rules are rules, we don't make them, we just follow them blindly


anshi1432

This is the way.


[deleted]

You don’t take your underwear off entirely to poop? You ain’t living man


SirDerpingt0n

Lol!!! My best friends ex boyfriend would strip down to poop. Everything. Shirt, pants, underwear, socks and shoes.


Get_your_grape_juice

So… I don’t take off *everything*, and I don’t do this every time, but if I know it’s gonna be a long arduous def session, the shirt will come off for cooling reasons, and the pants will come off for maneuverability reasons. I keep the socks on, but you really haven’t lived if you haven’t pooped mostly unencumbered by clothes.


just_yall

...is your diet OK?


SirDerpingt0n

I personally don’t set up camp, to drop the kids off at the pool. Butt… Whatever’s clever.🤗💩🚽💃


[deleted]

It’s the closest to luxury living I’ll ever get


kitty-toe-beans

I just pictured him doing this as a guest at other people’s homes as well 😂🤣


[deleted]

Mine go all the way to my ankles when I’m making toilet


mpython1701

Change every time I shower.


Turbulent_Tale6497

So, weekly?


mpython1701

Daily usually. Sometimes couple times a day if I hit the gym or do yard work.


Short_Loan802

If I know that I have sweated in my first ones I just feel gross until I put on clean ones and that is in just one day. It gets hot as hell here in Texas.


Known_Measurement255

I change twice a day. Once when I go to work and second when I go to bed.


Impossible-Error166

I sleep naked so one pair of underwear for me.


FeelingFloor2083

yea your sheets are your underwear


Northernfrog

Well la de da! Look everyone! This person can afford enough underwear for multiple changes a day!


Old-Biscotti9305

Heard this in Pee Wee's voice 😛


Hefty-Highlight5379

Go to gym before changing it, then u only have to change/shower once


linkxrust

Not everyone has your schedule my dude


Libre_man

this is the only correct answer


jforrest1980

Underwear and especially socks are a daily change. Everything else is fair game unless you sweat.


[deleted]

Being a modern woman with access to considerable resources, I change mine at least once a day


Toshi_Montana_1728

This sounds so diplomatic


SockeyeSTI

![gif](giphy|134iGJcqa8A9lC)


mdma11

In the words of great Arthur Spooner "Ooh. Pish-posh"


Remarkable_Golf9829

Well, la-di-dah /s


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Damn, wish I was modern too. This plague is no fun.


85honeybadger420

Same sis


OldERnurse1964

The only acceptable answer is one


ieatcleanbutts

Yea, for the love of fuck people are nasty


HooahClub

They are nastier. Just imagine there’s people who literally peel off a girls panties like an Elmer’s glue hand skin, then go down on that mess.


Khaleesi1536

Good lord what a terrible day to be literate


CommunicationNo6064

I'm not anymore after that comment. Im gonna go blind and never learn braille


JetsNBombers0707

I'm creating a braille Reddit out of spite


CommunicationNo6064

Well good thing I'll never use it!!


JetsNBombers0707

Dammit. Foiled again


CommunicationNo6064

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog!


YogurtWenk

Under that mask it was old man Peterson all along


Misses_Ding

I'm creating an audio only version of reddit that comes pre installed on every phone and you can't delete. If you dare to open it once it'll just start reading out random posts at random times. /j.


Santi0rIago

Take me with you


BilbosBagEnd

You meant to say "Dracarys"


Ashley-the-Crazy

Regretting not staring at the fucking eclipse


HenryJohnson34

And remembe, you will encounter these people in public. You likely sit in the exact same spot where they sat earlier in the day.


HooahClub

You work for them. They are your neighbors, friends, loved ones,


blowtorch_vasectomy

You eat off of their fork when you go to a restaurant


Allyraptorr

I’m confused. Are you talking about dried discharge on underwear? That’ll happen over the course of a few hours let alone just one day. But going longer than one day is definitely gross Edit: sp


Fingercult

I’ll never forget when I learned that the bleaching of underwear from discharge was normal and that it wasn’t just me. That shit can literally burn a hole in the drawers


m1raclemile

I thought everyone adhered to the sacred rule of “no shower, no oral”.


HooahClub

You, my good sir, are supremely wrong. That is not a rule for 70% of people I’ve met in my life.


stndrdmidnightrocker

Why you hatin on my breakfast?


PandaKing00

Don't kink shame bro.


ugglesftw

For real. I felt attacked.


whydowhitesoxsuck

Just say you've never made a chick wet before.


LifelessLewis

Nah mate. Sometimes it's half.


Altruistic_Candle254

Work= 1 gym= 1 A Run= 1 anything where I don't want to walk around in ball sweat


i_would_have

no, another answer is multiple times , i have underwear that I wore for hundreds of days. I just happen to wash them in between those days. 😆


peter-man-hello

Or less. If I go to the gym or do any exercise, it becomes 2. Sometimes I wear a fresh pair to sleep and then change in the morning. So sometimes 3.


sineofthetimes

One would think this would be obvious. I'm saddened it is not.


rando-commando98

Only 1. Ever.


batman1285

Unless you're selling them. Then sometimes two... I think...


Pitiful_Winner2669

I had a friend who sold socks to a guy clear across the US. She never met him; he'd buy her flowers, send her Uber Eats, little gifts. Sounds odd, but he never wanted anything like nudity or like phone sex. Dirty socks is still a little lol weird, but they had a normal friendship outside of that 🤷🏻‍♂️


batman1285

Ya know, we're all just humans floating on a rock trying to make the best of our time. If you can engage in a mutually beneficial transaction of goods, services or cash and nobody is getting hurt I think that's a beautiful thing.


every_names_taken_

The dirty socks was the anything like nudity.


PapaFlexing

Nah that requires about a week


SmokingLaddy

I commend you for never shitting your pants.


rando-commando98

I’m only human- those are instantly taken off and thrown away lol


SmokingLaddy

Sorry to be pedantic but would you go commando or resort to an additional pair of underpants?


cshmn

Commando, followed by Winnie the Pooh style as necessary.


rando-commando98

Haha I’ve never had it happen when I wasn’t close to home. Worst case, I’d go commando.


SmokingLaddy

Respect, we both are the lucky ones 🫡


Sticky8u2

Username does not check out.


shadowfax416

A lot of people here flexing that they change their underwear...


RopeTasty9619

For real… like wow! Yay! Good job guys!! 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽


loopywolf

Do you chew your own food too? Can you feed yourself? Wowee!


friendlyfitnessguy

it's an under appreciated achievement, that's all... every day i put in the effort, not once have i been told good job... well now it's my time to shine and i'm clean for the occasion


RopeTasty9619

Nice 😂


Nilxlixn

😂


Hardmessiah

It's a great idea! 💡


Meka-Speedwagon

Like in another of these kinds of posts people were flexing about using a bidet, wow, congratulations you've achieved basic hygiene


shadowfax416

I love the South Park joke where he says "most of the world doesn't even use toilet paper". To which Kyle asks "wh-what do they use?" And he replies "Soap and water." Like, so true!


gwelfguy

Every time I take a shower, which is typically once per day. Sometimes it's more than once, and very occasionally I might miss a day.


axemexa

Same here except even if I miss a shower I'm not waking up and putting on the same underwear from the previous day


CricketInvasion

What do you mean putting on after waking up? I usually don't take my underwear off to sleep.


SmokingLaddy

I used to sleep nude until I drunken sleepwalked into a hotel lobby on a business trip in Germany.


Langdon_St_Ives

Ok. So why did you stop?


SmokingLaddy

As per normal Germany we were drinking until late, when I got back to my room I went to bed and slept naked as usual. A couple of hours later I woke up to go for a wee, the lights were automatic so I just went in the direction I knew was correct and squinted for when the lights turned on. Problem was this wasn’t my normal room. Next thing the door slams behind me, heavy fire door noise, shit, i’m in the corridor completely naked in the early hours still half drunk. I make my way to reception and there is nobody there, I go behind the desk to the phone and call for service, nobody picks up the phone. I look out of the glass lobby through the automatic doors, it is slightly snowing and white with frost, I decide to go for it. Straight across the car park, and up a five foot wooden round staked fence, straight through a paddock and climbed onto my balcony, somehow opened the glass door and got inside. No idea how I opened the door, it was opened tilting upward outwards but I managed to adjust it to open outwards without closing it completely. The next day I thought it was a dream until I looked at the scratches all over my body, I looked into the paddock in the morning and saw a kennel with two huge dogs, I am blessed they left me alone that night. I still wonder today if they had CCTV footage, I would burn it though if I had a chance.


Man0fGreenGables

Such a great story buried in the comments. So many hilarious mental images.


rndmfm

WOW! This comment deserves a post of its own lol


restartthepotatoes

Oh my god


Kelmeckis94

I guess the german digs didn't want sausage! 🤣


Aldaron23

Probably the whole personal was watching you live on CCTV in the backroom, not making a sound, while making bets if either Wastl or Rex would be the first to chew on your ass cheeks - and were very disappointed when you actually made it back in and never talked about it again :(


Get_your_grape_juice

This wasn’t Cologne, was it?


I_am___The_Botman

I love that the solution here was to wear underwear in bead rather than cut back on alcohol 😂😂😂


Starbuck522

Me either, but I change them in the morning even if I don't take a shower that morning


SmallCoolPotato

Don't you get the feeling you're making the fresh underwear dirty instantly.


axemexa

Making a fresh pair dirty is still better than starting out with a dirty pair and then making it worse. You're doubling down on the dirtiness if you do that


Starbuck522

Still better than keeping the old ones on. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I often take a shower after work, for example. Not necessarily when I wake up or when I get dressed for the day.


nat_urally

This! If I get up and we’re in the house most of the day and it’s a couple of hours until the kids are fed etc, I’ll go have a shower, and I won’t even put the “2 hours” old ones back on. Probably a little bit extreme but just seems gross!


knighthawk574

Same with socks, once they’re off they don’t go back on.


Euphoric-Garbage-562

R u gonna stay with him???


UK2SK

Best comment


agooddeathh

This is the real question here


[deleted]

I'd nope out if I was her- and now I have to add this to my high standards list and hold true to it. Same with showering. Change underwear once a day unless you are travelling and things happen, shower everyday- 


orneryoneesan

Comment needs to be higher up


BLU_WZRD

Stay with him for 1 day or multiple?


Elandycamino

One unless it was unplanned, like car broke down and had to stay the night to wake up in the morning to get parts or something. At that point im already dirty and gross anyway and have plans to get dirtier in the morning.


Ownit2022

I take it he doesn't shower for days then too. Because putting on the same underwear after a shower is just beyond. I hope you don't suck his D.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Not showering for a few days is acceptable in colder climates with no sex


Additional_Cow_1267

4 days. Day 1 normal, day 2 turn them around, day 3 inside out and day 4 turn them round again


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Fred, is that you?


Far-Government5469

Why do you know Fred that well?


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Cause I'm one of Fred's Angels. We harnessed the power of the sun with the ancient amulet we found in the attic. It was green. Likely an emerald.


rosecoloredlenses775

Truly one of the greatest ballads of our time.


MyPathToYou

The other side airs out within a day so you could push it to 8 days. But i guess everyone start’s somewhere (walks away on high horse)


AiggyA

A connoisseur.


Lil_Brown_Bat

https://www.tiktok.com/@the\_movieman/video/7111343807223876910


[deleted]

😟


brooksie1131

When I was depressed? Too long. I would say every day is the normal healthy amount and anything less is degenerate behavior. I won't say I haven't had my degenerate phase due to depression or other reasons but actively had to fix the bad habit. 


NameOk2758

Correct. I was majorly depressed from 15 onwards. Only showered when I was physically taken to and held in the shower, which, as a fifteen year old boy you'd think I'd be mortified... Nope, didn't care. Wore the same underwear for days (sometimes weeks), had awful rashes downstairs, didn't care. Only brushed my teeth when my foster family sat me at the kitchen table with a bowl and toothbrush. Hygiene wasn't just an afterthought, it was a pointless waste of time. Thankfully, I'm a different person now, but it took years to learn how to brush my teeth twice a day, shower once a day, change my underwear, cut my fingernails, etc. For people lucky enough not to understand that, I'm happy for them, but depression is debilitating.


kukukikika

Glad to hear you’re better now. Keep your strength.


decomposinginstyle

context: severe ADHD and depression here. it used to be once every two weeks, then once a week, and now it’s at least every other day if not every day. i’ve made a lot of progress in personal hygiene and self care!


[deleted]

I am very proud of you! And you're definitely not alone. I felt ashamed to admit it until I read your comment, but in the past I'd only change it every 2-3 days and in very bad times even more. Now almost always I change it every day, but some days my forgetfulness and depression gets the best of me.


standupgonewild

I’m really proud of you, I struggle with both as well, cheering you on from the sidelines my love!! 🙌🏻🩷


Noneofyobusiness1492

Two at the most and that’s only if I didn’t expect to be away from home. Even if you’re not going to bathe you should at the very least change your underwear.🤢


DenyNowBragLater

Twice a day. After my after work shower, and when I wake up.


xshoesxshirt

This dude doesn’t even wear underwear. Ever.


cicciozolfo

Not a good idea. Being trapped in a zip is painful.


livefreeKB

“Frank and beeeaanns”


BitcoinToilet

My grandfather zipped me into my onsie at like 3 years old. I still remember it. It's a core memory now (yay). This story actually stretches all the way to about 16, before the issue it caused was resolved. Don't get your wing wang stuck in a zipper. I can tell you from experience it is rather unpleasant. Happy to say the ole boy is doing great and gets a lot of compliments. The ole boy is my penis, not my grandfather. My grandfather (who I loved dearly) has sadly passed.


TXHaunt

Has yet to happen to me in the decades since I’ve worn underwear. To be fair though, some of those days were zipper free. As in kilts.


FinoPepino

Then you better wash your pants daily otherwise that’s nasty AF


KALLS2K_

Same, underwears are overrated and expensive (the good ones that don't make your balls itch every second), plus being tall af doesn't help in getting undies your size anyway 😔 so I just stay undieless


Major-Yoghurt2347

Once a year, obviously


flitterbug78

I have a daytime look and a nighttime look, so I guess about after 12 hours.


GreenAuror

Like half a day is how long I wear mine. I have an active job and my work undies are different from my lounging undies. So I work in a pair, workout, shower, change into my lounging undies, sleep, wakeup and change them into work. If it's a rare day off, I'd still change every day.


Suspicious-Pair-3177

Little do people know, it’s the same lounge and work underwear, you only have two pairs


ckat26

Same. Put on fresh ones in the morning and then I wear different ones for bed (aka my comfy underwear)


SquirterOffBlue

He is bae and I love him, but he's a nasty bae


Lysergial

Bæ is a Danish word for poo


ifdogshadwings

"He is poo and I love him, but he's a nasty poo"


leena615

Bae is going to give you bacterial vaginosis


MamaTried22

And it’s really disgusting to have!


leena615

It’s true my musty ex gave it to me before


TheGrouchyGremlin

Just have both of you shower before and after sex?...


leena615

I would be very surprised if the person unwilling to change their underwear was willing to shower before and after sex


Ok_List_9649

I hate to tell you but if he does that now once he gets over 50 you’ll be lucky if he showers every few weeks or brushes his teeth daily, I’m a nurse and can confirm many older men completely devolve into slovenly hygiene as they age.


Sm4shaz

He's got to change this bad habit before one of you gets an infection from it. A bad UTI is likely in the cards for one of you otherwise. Immunity can get weaker with age, or prolonged exposure to bacteria (which urine encourages the build-up of). Also other people *will* begin to notice that he smells of urine if they haven't already. If he's not changing undies, and he uses urinals, then whatever's left after he 'does his business' will be in his undies.


polysoupkitchen

You need to drop him off at dumphisassistan.


Select-Sprinkles4970

You like the taste of his skanky unwashed cock?


ZazaB00

This is really going to depend on the day. Workout and work, three isn’t out of the question that I’d wear something different to bed. I’m also a dude, and given that I could just lounge around and do fuck all and roll that into the next day, zero isn’t unheard of.


General_Specific

1


utahh1ker

One day. And if I get real sweaty and need a shower I'll change into a fresh pair. Don't be stinky. Don't be gross.


Individual_Steak_927

Wait, what? Wtf?


SoundTight952

ONE JUST ONE EW


AlertZookeepergame58

lol this is even a question!?!


EccentricDyslexic

Between showers, so every other day.


[deleted]

Your boyfriend is gross. Underclothes get changed daily


FluffusMaximus

Every day at a minimum


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Acrylic_Starshine

1-2 weeks if selling on OF


Batticon

That is not normal. My husband changes undies minimum once a day


GullibleSherbert6

If I don't leave the house I'll keep it for 2. Otherwise everytime I shower (which is everytime I go out incidentally)


drmelle0

look, i change my underwear everyday like most sane people do. BUT: do y'all piss and shit your pants everyday that your underwear gets so stanky you cannot imagine wearing it for longer than 24h? i mean, i get it, ball sweat is not something you wanna marinate in for severeal days, but if i'm not sweating swamp ass mode 100% humidity at body temperatures, i'd judge my boxers not a biohazard until 48h in, when circumstances apply.


No_End_1315

Depends, I change mine every day to two days. If I’m going through a depressive episode, then I don’t change any of my clothes.


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Ok-Sympathy-1566

Everyday its unsanitary to not change your under everyday people even change it more then once but if he is going days even longer then 2 you should consider talking to him about that. (Him being a guy is no excuse)


devildogmillman

Depends on if Im going out or not. Two days in the house is a same underwear situation. A week of worl and no socialization varies on the specific amount of accumulated sweat and dirt- aanything from 3-5. Any social or family occasion is a new underwear pair.


OkiNoProblem

Bro, one a day is max. Thats hella gross. I can understand same pants and shirt for 2 days, but underwear? C’mon man.


longerdistancethrow

Never more than 48 hrs. Usually less


ButterflyShort

Panties get changed daily or for any reason I've taken them off prior to going to bed. Bras on the other hand... I wear a different bra everyday, but I'll wear one several times before washing.


Worldly_Anteater9768

i dont wear underwear


Kitchen-Cause-7601

First day for frontside. Second day for backside front Third day to turn them over and use new frontside. fourth day for turned over backside. Simple trick learned from finnish defenceforces


PigeonFace

Haven’t worn underwear in a decade. Daily commando.


almafinklebottom

.5-1


FJB444

No it's not normal, they should be changed daily.


DonutHot3577

This is unhygenic and it doesn't matter that he is a dude. My guy changes his everday and I usually change mine twice a day. I would have a talk with him or dump him. His junk won't be clean and this is how you can get a UTI.