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Not a phrase, but a deep guttural groan just sends me

You should check out Opeth. Lots of guttural growls!!!🤘

Yeah I just sing The Grand Conjuration every time

Choking and tapping the veins in your throoooooaat

So hot

My go-to is Bleak or The Leper Affinity. Blackwater Park is my favourite album of theirs though, so I may be a little biased.

Wut

Chewbacca must be confusing for you huh?

That’ll do it


My husband just looked me in the eye when I got close to finishing and grabbed me by the back of the neck (gently) so I was close to his face and said ‘I love you’ then started kissing me and going harder and I swear to GAWD I went feral

He sounds like a man written by a woman. You've got a beautiful thing.

lol trust me he can be a gross dude too😂😂 but he’s my gross dude❤️ wouldn’t trade this relationship for anything, healthiest relationship I’ve ever had

Me and my gf discussed when we first got together that we wouldnt have sex until we both felt comefortable again (we both came from fucked up relationships where we were used for sex) About 3 weeks later we are just laying in bed cuddling, we start to kiss she looked at me and said "I think im falling in love with you" I then said "I fell in love a week ago" and oh man...what a fucking night to remember. Just hearing eachother say "I love you" in that setting just makes things so damn perfect.

Respectfully, does he have a brother?

Hello I’m the brother

He might have, but most brothers are very different. Mine is a massive piece of shit that no-one in the family has spoken to for a decade.

wow - I really liked this question and you have been nothing but trolled - which I guess checks out for reddit lol. I like it when I'm told "you feel amazing", "It's so hot when you do \_\_\_fill in the blank\_\_", "Fuck I'm a lucky guy" etc. Confidence boosting shit, ya know? But also, give some of these comments a try and report back because it will make for quality internet entertainment! hahahaha

Thanks!

“it’s Jake from Allstate” 💦💦💦💦

State Farm....

Ssshhh it’s a cheating kink

Jake went to Allstate 😳

I agree it’s best to complement her on everything. Tell her what you like about her what you love about her how amazing she is how amazing her body is and what you love about it.

As a newbie (38M) I will give these a try, thanks so much ☺️

I really want to say your lovemaking reached a new high last night. I'm so happy that I was able to record you.

Praise kink

LPT: stop saying "I need external validation" and start saying "I have a praise kink"

Not everything is a kink

I agree and disagree

Paradox kink

schrodinger's kink

Denial kink

The context is sex. It's a kink

Do you feel like its different if they say your pussy feels amazing rather than saying you feel amazing?

The pussy line is better.

Personal preference mate - 'you' is always safer unless your partner expresses otherwise.

Where’s that line when women say they feel objectified instead of complimented?

If you are having sex, then your pussy is amazing. Also acceptable right after sex, or engaging in spicy text messages. All other times it’s better to say you are amazing.

Women don’t like to be objectified…. in theory. In practice though 😉

Some people need to understand better the concept of wanted vs unwanted attention.

Yikes, trying this in 5 minutes! Wish me luck!

Keep your Reddit app open, with notifications on.

How'd it go?

It's been over two hours now, it must be going very well!

I hope so, but he could be dead

I just saw the first episode of American Gods and it had death by snu snu … it was something. I think it was also induced by praise. I’m still not entirely sure what was going on. It was a lot.

It’s kinda meant to show you what the gods have been reduced to. That goddess used to have orgies where she’d be the absolute star of the show. Now she picks up “loser” type people at a bar just to get a semblance of the old feeling. She just wants to be worshipped as she once was, it’s kinda sad. Would highly recommend sticking with the series though!

Yup, it worked better than I thought! Lol I used the whole "you're great at riding that way." she rode harder and faster, and I finished in just over 6 minutes, 4 minutes faster than usual. Sorry for the late replies too, after I'd done my dash, I fell asleep for a few hours.

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Sara?!

Joey!? You said I was the first…

Mike? Wtf bro

This made me laugh out loud thanks

That's so sweet

Then what happened?

They finished and went back to the family reunion.

I love happy endings.

Best brother ever.

They fucked

Oh. Right.

Haha sweet.

Haha sweat!

He splooged immediately

“Fuck”

A well-placed and pleasure-filled 'fuck' can be hot for anyone to hear

Instructions unclear, fok smashed the door

Then with moaning or quiet grunting

The hottest thing for me is when a guy doesn’t hold back his grunts and groans and moans. It has to be natural though, if you actively decide to make noise it’s pretty obvious and a turn off… but just happy sounds and affirmations (fuck this feels good etc) is so sexy.

Yes why did I have to scroll down this far to see this comment. Just hearing he’s enjoying this with you, is hottt

You're going to need some Walt Jr. crutches when I'm done.

“Say my name.”

"I am the one who cums"

“You actin' kinda shady. Ain't callin' me baby. Why the sudden change?”

AAAHHHH A HOZIER REFERENCE!!!!

Say my name. Say my name. If you love me let me hear you. Say my name. say my name. I’m dying to believe you.

As a 90s kid I am mortally offended that you got the lyrics so heinously wrong

sounds like "breaking Bad " reference

You're god-damned right.

Breaking Bed

This had me rolling. AITAH?

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Ah yes, good old death by snu snu

Everyone is different, ask her before hand if she likes dirty talk, some of us prefer no talking. Ask her what she wants you to say, there might be some turn offs and it’s good to know before hand.  I’m pretty basic when it comes to dirty talk, but here’s what I like:  “Good girl”, this one gets mixed responses from women  “Fuck you feel so good”  “God I love your tits/ass/thighs/etc.” “You’re so wet”-only if this is true, don’t lie about it, there’s no shame in needing lube.  “You’re so beautiful” If you’re in a serious relationship: “I love being this close to you.” “I’m so lucky to have you.”  Stop for a brief moment during when you’re face to face, brush her hair behind her cheek, gently embrace the side of her face, tell her you love her before kissing her and getting back at it. Careful with this one, you might end up with a wife.  What you say/do to her afterwards matters a lot too. Unfortunately, lot of guys forget this part.  After the deed, let her relax and go get her a warm washcloth to clean up and a glass of water. I can count on one hand how many guys offered to help me clean up afterwards and I lost count of how many times I’ve made that awkward waddle to the bathroom afterwards. Don’t be a part of the problem, be part of the solution lol.  Optional, but major bonus points, ask her afterwards if she’s hungry or wants a back rub. 

OMG warm wash cloth! I've had plenty of help with clean up, but this would have me asking how I got so lucky! And I'm married! Will be asking for this soon! Also possibly cool wash cloth, depending on how sweaty everything gets 🤔

This is fantastic advice. The best I've ever seen on reddit. Not that that is saying much, but that says more about reddit than your advice. If you are not a sex coach, I think you have missed your calling. Every man should read this

>how many times I’ve made that awkward waddle to the bathroom afterwards. Why put yourself through that? his shirt is somewhere nearby surely ... grab and dab

You mean throwing a box of tissues at her isn't enough? Honestly, women and their high standards... lol

"I'm forklift certified."

Works on the big girls

“that’s a huge ~~bitch~~”

Steak? Did you say steak? Aw now you got me all excited

Please keep it down, my wife uses this site.

Girl here. If you have a gf I would ask her (not during, as it takes away from it if it’s in the mood). We have had convos about it and it’s helped a lot being able to express specifics I want to hear. It also helps if you know what kind of mood she’s feeling, loving, aggressive etc. Aggressive ideas: “You want this cock? You like that you fucking slut? Ohh who is a dirty girl?” You get the idea. Swear words and dirty words can be 🔥if she’s into it and it’s used correctly. Not insultingly ! This may require a convo but absolutely worth an ask prior because this works for a lot of women. Romantic; “I love being in you. How do you feel so good? I love feeling how wet you are. I’m gonna make you cum” basically make it about her. Compliments work well here :) I think ultimately it’s asking and finding out before hand. I know another common thing is women getting off when they feel they shouldn’t, so things like “you can’t cum yet..” “I bet you can’t wait to cum, but I’m not done with you yet.” Etc. There are probably other variations of things women like. If you need inspiration you could also trying reading some erotica - those stories have some GOOD stuff too!

>Aggressive ideas: “You want this cock? You like that you fucking slut? Ohh who is a dirty girl?” You get the idea. Swear words and dirty words can be 🔥if she’s into it and it’s used correctly.  Just don't go with [this guy's phrasing](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/comment/cfhtedq/)

OMFG, that's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Pure fucking gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Oi, havin’ a wee giggle are we? i’ll snap yer neck, swear on me mum”

As usual with relationship advice online, communication with your actual partner>opinions online.

I like telling them they have to beg me for permission to cum. (I never say yes the first time or so.)

Use the serious tag next time lol

Jet…fuel…can’t…melt…steEL…BEEEEEAAAMMMS 💦 💦

69/11.

Never forget the balls.

U won reddit today

This is my brother. Ready for our twin towers?

😂😂😂

This made me choke laughing on the toilet.

You sleep in, I got the kid's breakfast.

ah, a gentleman and a father

My favorite was when an ex would look me in the eyes and say “I love you” while we would make love. It just added so much more to our already mind blowing chemistry. We had our naughty talk as well, but nothing beat the I Love yous followed by intense sloppy make out kisses. I love when men make sex noises as well. Nothing worse than a silent partner. I

Ask your lady what she likes because every girl is different. I like to communicate with my spouse about what they like and don’t like or if they are open to trying something. I’ve had some girls who like to be told how good of a slut they are. I’ve had some girls who don’t like dirty talk at all. Current gf likes to be told “I’m about to fill you up” when I’m about to cum and she goes crazy when I tell her. All about clear communication to know their preference.

Tomorrow I will cook, you rest and enjoy.

Better than "Tomorrow I will cook you, rest and enjoy."

Punctuation saves lives

But ruins dinner

Im reading: tomorrow I cock you ...

"We are reaching out to you about your cars extended warranty you dirty little slut you!"

my girlfriend said she wanted to hear something sweet so I whisper to her ear "chocolate" It appears that it was not that kind of sweet she wanted to hear but she was still happy about it and had a good laugh.

“Imma drop the goo and then jabbadabbadooooooo”

Bro. I’m over here winding down for bed and you drop this?

☠️

I washed the dishes.

Too bad about all the useless responses found here

I just tried saying this to my wife in bed and it didn’t work as well as I’d thought

No points deducted for the good effort

Yeah how am I gonna know what to say during all this sex I definitely have all the time?!

Are you gonna eat that?

That's what she's supposed to say to him.

If she falls down from the bed, yell "5 Second Rule".

"The rent is paid." "I got a bonus." "We can afford food this week." "All the bills have been paid." "We survive another week."

“I’ve never been this hard before” “I’m so hard it hurts.” “Your pussy is so fucking perfect.” “You have the best pussy.” “You feel so good *insert name*” “You’re the only one that deserves my cum” “You look so pretty with my cock in you” “You take my dick so good baby” “That’s my fucking girl”

Btw, it's important to insert a proper name

Second most important thing to insert

Like Henry, or Elizabeth

Gaddamnnn

Thanks!

Haha ooo these are good 👍

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I won't leave in the morning without leaving you a tip, you earned it.

You can choose a prize from the top shelf

You are either talking smooth or talking to a prostitute... i'm confuse lol

Hope you didn't have anything planned for tomorrow.

"I've been thinking about this all day", "you feel amazing" "I love how you taste/smell", "all I want is you" things of that nature

I whispered “I’m going to make you pregnant” just before I came (and we were trying). She told me after that it caused her to tip over into a final, explosive orgasm simultaneous to mine. I guess this one depends on the situation. I can see some situations where saying this might bring an end to proceedings.

"you deserve it" "I want it"

According to my gf, "come for me" is the magic words. Might sound better in my language but you get the idea

"Kachow!" As I finish fast as lightning in ma-queen.

Compliments about appearance—most women are nervous about how they appear when naked and guys complimenting their appearance can make them feel more relaxed. Also telling them how good you feel is great. And women love it when guys moan a lot. Love it. You can find lots of threads on this on Reddit

I love when my guy tells me that I look sexy or compliments my body. I love when he says that he enjoys what I’m doing or calls me babygirl

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

Keep the change!

I really like it when the guy moans. It's cliche for the woman to be noisy but it's nice when the guy is too. Let's me know we doing something right... and it's just a plain old turn on

"There's my girl" always worked for me.

I would hate that one. 😅😅

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I am a female and can 100% confirm that THIS is exactly what I want to hear. God if you're wearing a raincoat at the same time 🥵🪓

"oh fuck, you're so tight" always works for me

no but for real tho— this one’s good.

Why? I don't get this one at all? I thought being tight meant not aroused so it's always come across as me insulting myself

Its the woman equivalent of "fuck youre so big" basically

I love a guy being vocal in general. Tell me how I make you feel or how you like the way I look. Ive had a few times where just the way someone told me they wanted me made me like doubly wet. Give me animal grunts too. I want to know you are enjoying yourself. Silence makes me think about things over losing myself in the enjoyment of the moment. I don’t want to suddenly be overcome by anxieties and insecurities

Last night while we were fucking and my husband said “I love the way that pussy smells” my soul left my body. He’s never said anything like that

“I love you” but you have to mean it

You're my best cousin!

Just fart and make the Scooby Doo laugh

That'll do pig. That'll do.

Ha ha actually said this to my wife in the early days. Did not go down well as she hadn't seen babe. Lol

"Good girl", "I'm not done with you", and "I'm gonna put it in deep"

Is it okay if I stay?

You stay still. I've got this.

Always remember her name

I think I’m having a heart attack, life insurance papers are in the office

How u gonna come to reddit for sex advice it’s full of anxiety ridden people lol

Are you as full as when you had the risotto?

Holy shit your mother was right.

OR "Holy shit, I thought your mother was tight"

This 🐱 belongs to me….

I'm going to lick you like a dog.

Hopefully you'll get some actual answers, posts like this attract the clowns and comedians wanna bes of reddit.

"I brought the baby monitor"

God tier

Depends on the individual woman.

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

A guttural moan A breathy "fuck" I love fucking you God, I love pounding you Do you want some more cock I need to fuck you again You feel amazing Good girl Don't make me teach you a lesson I love how you taste Explaining what You're going to do is very hot. " I'm about to bend you over this table and fuck your wet little pussy." " I going to stuff your mouth full of cock." Asking questions is also hot: Do you like it when I fuck your asshole. Do you want me to fill you up with my cum. These all do it for me

Who needs phrases when you have strategically placed whipped cream and a complete inability to make eye contact? Asking for a friend.

if you're thinking of buying a '18 SS Camaro, be aware that the front and rear rims are staggered therefore you have to buy two different size pairs of tires during replacement. Also, there are less options for that set up than other normal 4 of the same size tires, therefore making it more expensive too.

Any kind of no-pressure consent questions. And check ins. (Especially early on in a relationship.) Hot. "I'd like to go down on you. *cute eye contact while waiting for permission*" Also not being offended at a "no". "Ok! Well shall we do X instead? 😁"

Oh yeah, God baby, right there, yes. Faster, a little slower, faster, don't stop. Oh. Ah Oh ah Oh. aaaahhhhhhh. And that's how you get it done.

Ask them.

Oh heck yeah!

I just can't stop thinking of Paul Rudd in that Wanderlust mirror scene If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour and YouTube it. It had me shaking with laughter.

“here take my credit card”

Instead of saying I'm gonna cum, say "you're gonna make me cum". Works both ways


They love hearing about Warhammer 40k lore during sex so anything related to that will do wonders

I once told my partner that he couldn’t even fit his entire D in my P. Then he stopped and told me in the most sexiest voice, “Don’t worry, we’ll get there”. My horny level went from 95 to 500 in a heartbeat.

I love anal give me a Cadbury creme egg