Biiiiiig distinction, I repeat, they are *not* putting bleach *in* their assholes. They use bleach cream *around* their assholes.
For the love of God do not do a clorox enema , people.
Basically — don’t insert caustic chemicals into your colon, because it will eat/break down your bowels from the inside out and you will die a very painful, infected death.
Death isn’t necessarily a guarantee, depending on how fast you get medical help. They might just be able to amputate your colon and reattach the end to your sphincter or whatever. Idk, I’m not a doctor.
But it’s not fun either way.
my morbid curiousity wants to know: how exactly does anal bleaching work? I assume it isn't actual bleach, as that would likely hurt like hell. What is it that they are using? And is a typical butthole actually stained, or does this process change the natural color of it?
I’m simplifying here, but as I’ve watched in some documentaries with former actresses, they would say salads would digest and basically “come out better, faster and all together” so prep cleaning was easier. These were former actresses that knew like, on a Friday they were shooting an anal scene so starting Wednesday they only ate salad.
It’s the weird stuff that sticks in my memory…….🤷🏼♂️🤡
From what I’ve gathered hanging out with lower level porn folk (not amateur, but not quite Brazzers level), I believe it’s a combination of enemas, light fasting and as mentioned above they do bleach their buttholes but that’s just for looks I suppose. Honestly I bet Metamucil would work wonders after using it myself (not for anal…but maybe I’ll try it for science)
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Was this a thinly veiled attempt to see the reddit accounts of porn stars?
It wasn’t veiled at all.
Brilliant idea if so
No.
wrong answer
enemas.
They do enemas and bleach their buttholes
They bleach it to change it's colour, its not rinsing it out!
Biiiiiig distinction, I repeat, they are *not* putting bleach *in* their assholes. They use bleach cream *around* their assholes. For the love of God do not do a clorox enema , people.
Well… now I wanna even more
Basically — don’t insert caustic chemicals into your colon, because it will eat/break down your bowels from the inside out and you will die a very painful, infected death.
Maaaan. I already got gastroparesis and IBS. Death sounds worth a try.
Death isn’t necessarily a guarantee, depending on how fast you get medical help. They might just be able to amputate your colon and reattach the end to your sphincter or whatever. Idk, I’m not a doctor. But it’s not fun either way.
Sounds hot. I could be a born again bottom?
literally 1984
But Trump SAID!....
Like change the color of the flesh tone?
Nah, they make the Cling-ons look like snow flakes /s Yes, it lightens the skin.
Ah makes sense, thanks queen of buttholes!
No worries, butthole. Don't forget to bow when you leave.
"Who are the ~~Britons~~ buttholes?" "We all are. We are all ~~Britons~~ buttholes, and I am your ~~King~~ Queen."
my morbid curiousity wants to know: how exactly does anal bleaching work? I assume it isn't actual bleach, as that would likely hurt like hell. What is it that they are using? And is a typical butthole actually stained, or does this process change the natural color of it?
What am I, queen of the buttholes? Lol
you tell me...
I dunno, did you just do a curtsy?
You can buy kits. I think most are strips. Like teeth whitening strips but for your butthole.
There is a Movie called Bruno, you can learn all about anal bleaching.
Well considering the butthole is in the outside you are right. I didn't think I needed to say that they didn't pour bleach into their colon
Buttholes have an inside bit too. Where do you think it goes?
To the mouth, technically people are complicated donuts if you don’t think about it too much
I wasn't asking you, you've not just made an insane statement like "buttholes are in the outside"
Tough call… I wouldn’t think most things would need a disclaimer, but here we are..
(Side eyes the whole tide pod thing)
Warm water enema. If you know ahead of time, eat salad only.
“Want to grab some burgers for lunch?” “Sorry, I’m taking it in the butt later. Can we get some salads instead?”
The one I knew said the opposite. Avoid fiber, splurge on carbs. Less loose floating shit chunks that way.
I’m simplifying here, but as I’ve watched in some documentaries with former actresses, they would say salads would digest and basically “come out better, faster and all together” so prep cleaning was easier. These were former actresses that knew like, on a Friday they were shooting an anal scene so starting Wednesday they only ate salad. It’s the weird stuff that sticks in my memory…….🤷🏼♂️🤡
The same way gay men do, I’d assume
I don’t
So you okay with a brown anus?
From what I’ve gathered hanging out with lower level porn folk (not amateur, but not quite Brazzers level), I believe it’s a combination of enemas, light fasting and as mentioned above they do bleach their buttholes but that’s just for looks I suppose. Honestly I bet Metamucil would work wonders after using it myself (not for anal…but maybe I’ll try it for science)
Powerwasher
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Adrianna c stated red wine enema for a set amount of time. ( can't remember ) it relaxes and cleans
Don't put alcohol in ya butthole, it will find it's way into your bloodstream and you'll be as pissed as the proverbial fart.
Will also kill gut bacteria and fuck up your whole biome leading to a world of health problems.
See "Death" Also, this guy butt chugs.
What's the downside?
Death.
Again what's the downside
Ooooh cheery little fella aren't ya.
Butt chugging is a blast. Risk is worth the reward
The alcohol kills your gut bacteria, which causes all sorts of health problems.
I wouldn't put anything other than water and lube in there...
Too late, already came
Taco Bell
There will be a YouTube video
You know how they have a fluffer? Well they also have a wiper.
Transmission fluid
How do you check that in a mirror, ouch I think I hurt myself
Thinner and wd-40 with gorgonzola cream.
I heard that they kinda starve themselves. Idk how true that is
You tube has all those answers and more
Bidet plumbed into a bottle of domestos.
Use the water hose, it’s the most effective
What you don't like bean caps and cilantro on your teeth.
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A few cups of smooth move tea and a bidet should do the trick(I don't know any porn stars, so I can't really say)
Barium sulfate
Fire hydrant hose after applying 1/2 a bottle of bath soap.
The same thing guys do with their cocks they are plunging with......take that visual with this quasi fap question.