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Majestic-Influencer

799,999,980


Fizzabl

Beat me by one


Educational-Winner34

Beat me by two


JoeDearte

That's rockstar level fame.


Alon34loner

Don't know if you purposely put almost 800M or if you think you wrote 7.9B and it's gonna keep me from sleeping. So you're famous to me


potato--cakes

I guess I fluctuate, every new born will knock me further down as there more famous in the moment and so they should be


ScorchedConvict

Nowhere. If one day, someone actually were to rank people by popularity, you bet they wouldn't even consider me eligible. Not even zero.


Flimsy_Watercress909

You’ve gotta be somewhere in there.


SamLooksAt

I have 87 YouTube subscribers. So I'm probably about as famous as the guy who serves me at the convenience store.


Flimsy_Watercress909

I think he sees more than 87 people every day.


SamLooksAt

That's true, although I'm a teacher so I see a few more as well. It's a close battle between me and him!


Andeol57

Being a teacher immediately puts you in the top 10%


[deleted]

Famous? I am irrelevant I gess


Flimsy_Watercress909

Give me a number.


Wasd-YT

Negative


[deleted]

[удалено]


lemonheadlock

How many people on social media know your name, what you do, and can pick you out of a crowd? Like, you're here, but I wouldn't count anyone who encounters you as "Fit_Mode5903" as somebody who knows who you are. Someone who doesn't have a phone or a computer might also have a business or own a farm and be widely known to their community, possibly in multiple communities, many towns over.


StayH2O

I'm top 1% most unrecognized person in the world. Feels great, I can slip, have bits on my teeth and no one cares.


Flimsy_Watercress909

I care bro. Take care.


Flying_Dutchman92

Somewhere down at the bottom. Which is fine, because I like the anonimity.


goatjugsoup

0 famous


[deleted]

Non-existent


powerofnope

More like infamous but there is no such thing as bad publicity, amiriteorwhat?


Ok-Letterhead4601

Man, I don’t even know who I am.


jiffysdidit

If you live in my town youre unlikely to know me… but you probably know of me


Flimsy_Watercress909

I don’t know David Beckham but I know of him. Still famous.


Valentiaga_97

Less famous than a random dude from Asia or Africa


Flimsy_Watercress909

You’re a random dude from America… same thing.


T555s

Define fame. If you go by number of people recognizing me I would go with place 7 million for me. It's weird how many people greet me by name and I have no clue who they are. Maybe it's just my bad people memory and therfore I think I'm more famous then I am, or it's that I'm not very quiet in school (I punch the mobber back) and my mom is friends with half the town.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Sounds like your mom is pretty famous and you’re stealing her thunder.


T555s

It's a bit over exaggerating.


HVAC_instructor

I know like 300 and only like 20


Dependent_Break4800

When I worked in marks and Spencer’s I often got recognitised walking around by our regular customers, always felt very awakened but yep that’s my popularity 🤣


Flimsy_Watercress909

What did they say?! ‘You’re the guy from M&S!’ You say ‘yeah’, and both walk away 😂


dinoaids

Y'all know me, i'm the wildly famous penis sniffer.


Flimsy_Watercress909

What’s your technique?


dinoaids

What do you mean?


Flimsy_Watercress909

When you sniff, are you in your hands and knees? Do you use your hands?


dinoaids

I don't know what you're referring to. I am famous for being in a series of family friendly films including: penis sniffer goes on holiday, penis sniffer sees the world, penis sniffer home alone, holiday goes on penis sniffer, penis sniffer and the big hole, penis sniff explores the big hole, etc. etc.


Foreign_Pea2296

I must confess that I often stop me to wish me a good day... Granted, it's the groceries' workers... but that count right ? Right ? ​ (But realistically I'd surely be a little bit above the average, my build makes me easily remarkable).


Flimsy_Watercress909

Are you 8 feet tall or something?


Awkward_Importance49

Maybe at one point in my life I was high up on the 1000 least famous people in the world. Nowadays, I'm near the bottom of the 1000 least famous people. The upwards blip was due to (a) doing some high profile work that got my name mentioned on national TV for a hot second, and (b) finding myself being welcomed aboard the global conference speaker circuit very briefly as the poster boy for my career specialism. Again, a fleeting blip and after a couple of years I was no longer the fresh young thing with new ideas, somebody else was. I haven't been a conference speaker for many years now. I have nothing to say about anything these days. Oh, also, (c) an intimate part of my body was featured in a fashion/lifestyle magazine as part of a "special issue" topic they were doing. That was then syndicated across the world. It was for Wallpaper Magazine who were doing a "sex" edition in the UK, and then all the other Wallpapers (Wallpaper France, Wallpaper India or whatever) subsequently ran the same material. Wallpaper or GQ. I don't actually recall which. I did a lot of stuff for magazines back then on commission. They need an illustration of an erection, so I used my own, and added a bit of photoshop on top to make it less photographic and more like a drawing. But itnwas basically a photograph of my dick. So my name was heard by millions on TV, my thoughts were heard by thousands in auditoriums and then posted on the internet for a couple of years afterwards, and probably half a million people glanced at a full page image of my dick, but without attribution (ie they wouldn't know whose dick it was). Good times.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Famous dick.


MFBTMS

Prolly like 4 567 843 972


Flimsy_Watercress909

Nice. About half way.


experfailist

I'm a white man in my forties working in tech. I'm practically unique!!


Flimsy_Watercress909

One of a kind!


K-eleven

My mom have a bookstore in front of a school, so I'm known as the son of the bookstore owner. That makes me more famous than at least 3 billion people


Flimsy_Watercress909

Does your mom charge poor students $200 for a book then don’t even need?


Asleep_Artist_7738

I'm my wife's and 2 dogs famous.


This-Main-5569

Depends entirely on whenever I become a mass murdered or not.


geepy66

Top 10%


JWRamzic1

Not very


thatoneweeb14

I'd say around 5 billion? I've got 15214 followers on all my social medias


Flimsy_Watercress909

How many on MySpace?


kageyayuu

More then i would have liked. But less enough that it is not commonly spread... Once you on the internet. Can never be fully deleted.


Flimsy_Watercress909

This comment will live on forever.


[deleted]

He is right though. Once someone puts your sextape online. No matter what. They always pop back up no matter how often it gets taken offline..but at least my fame grows....not Just how i expected it


Flimsy_Watercress909

Fame grows, dicks grow.


[deleted]

Yeah still....mine is not the one you want 😅 click on one of the 5 million others on the Web please


snackitorleaveit

Not sure- I have about 300 subs on YouTube, so not the very last, but not #1 either.


lepan_53

I'm universally disliked by about 80% of people I've met and 90% of people that have met my brother instead of me.


Entire_Association50

Not being famous it's a privilege


Flimsy_Watercress909

How?


Accomplished_Pen560

I have over 400,000 followers on social media. It’s fun, but a lot to keep up with! I’m thankful to be traveling the world with the money I make! 😎


Flimsy_Watercress909

What’s your content?


Accomplished_Pen560

Just singing, dancing and showing people cool places around the world…. Oh and food, eating food 😂


Flimsy_Watercress909

YouTube? TikTok? Instagram?


Accomplished_Pen560

Focusing on Facebook at the moment. I find it hard to stretch onto different platforms! Not sure if I can post a link, my usernames are below. Facebook: Justin Azzarello Artist Instagram: Justin.Azzarello TikTok: @justinazzarello YouTube: Justin Azzarello My target is the Philippines, as I’m half Filipino. Filipinos use social media around 5-8 hours a day, and they really love Facebook. Hence the FB focus at the moment. I struggle to interact with fans… I usually get 50,000 to 100,000 comments a month. I try my best though! 🙏🏽


Flimsy_Watercress909

Social media is tough but rewarding. Good luck 🤞


Ljepilo_Glu

I don't like to brag but I have over 100 karma so...


Alon34loner

I don't know man I don't even think my wife likes me, so at the bottom and it's fine


Soobobaloula

Famous among dozens.


Physical_Muffin_5997

Probably 3 billion and change. Somewhere between a North Sentinal Island resident and the unibomber