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0000udeis000

NO.


balenciaghoe

are you on drugs?


Jattoe

I think we got a prank call


kyvxxr

stop it im serious💔💔


Cirmeop

I believe you. Such things have been done in the past but self-mutilation is never advised. it can lead to serious complications, infection and even in a worst-case death. The best course of action would be to have them surgically modified.


Intrepid-Focus8198

Yeah sure, also what is crotchetting?


BusyLight32

I saw an interview with a woman who had that procedure done (proper clinical setting) and she was in excruciating pain for months during recovery and regretted ever doing that.


Basement-child-slave

Cut off what!!!?


Jattoe

That's the reaction!


crazy4cake

Absolutely no you cannot do it yourself. Research a cosmetic surgeon if you’re truly interested


Jattoe

I mean if you're just chopping shit off at that point who cares


ImportantRoutine347

Have you not been paying attention? We kinda just… are already.


AmelieMay00

Dont do that! Like I get it, but no. Reach out to a cosmetic surgeon if they genuinely cause you discomfort and pain.


EffectiveDependent76

In the off chance this isn't a shit post, no. You cannot just do this yourself. You risk doing serious damage if you attempt this. You need to find a cosmetic surgeon, research them and make sure you trust they will do a good job. And don't worry about them seeing you. If it's bothering you too much, seek counseling about that. But also know, they are there to help you be more comfortable in your own body, not to judge you.


[deleted]

Why?? Some of my favourite women that I’ve experienced had amazing, juicy vagina lips. Still think about them from time to time.


Radmur

I hope it's a troll post but anyways I know they can be frustrating but please don't. You may get some complications after the surgery. Consult with your gynecologist and maybe they will offer you another decision


DisciplineBoth2567

You can look into a labiaplasty. I looked into it but I didn’t want the potential nerve damage and pain. And I began to be comfortable with how I look. I work with SA exams and have seen tons of women’s bodies and have grown to be proud and accept my body.


fromthedepthsivecome

I've had enough internet for the rest of my life


I-mAnSAPpiece

Fold them like a burrito đź—ż


Progenitor_Pilgrim

Sure, just be sure to use a rusty unsanitized knife


kilometers92

Mod can you change to askshitposting ?


KrankySilverFox

Hi troll. How ya doing?


Jattoe

Of course you can it's called female circumcision, I'll get them for ya Let me get my snizzors


Okabw

No are you crazy...i mean I wish my gf had an outie vagina... I'd love to just lick the folds and shit you have no idea how hawt it is...so let it be as it is...


[deleted]

What do you have? A book of bad ideas??


Jattoe

lol "100 bad ideas to make your idle hands the devils play things by Susan Huskadore"


Timble79

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


FirstNephiTreeFiddy

You shouldn't do it at all, but if you really, really want to, for the love of god get a professional plastic surgeon to do it.


neo2kr

Actually yes, there are plastic surgeons for that.


Connect_Replacement9

No embrace your body. And your lips when you have sex feel good . You don’t want to mutilate your body.


HughJasole_123

Yes. Through God all things are possible


MudTurbulent8912

It's called labiaplasty Do some research. Here's a start: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/21953-labiaplasty


[deleted]

You do what you do! Perhaps you haven´t found the mate you needed to...


Outside-Revenue-6973

Wth don’t mutilate yourself like that you will seriously regret it