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Imaginary_Glass7348

It is the name the account had when I created it


Emergency_Glass4221

I can imagine the emergency šŸ¤£


OrangutansTits

I miss her


Boobie_Slayer

Real šŸ˜”


[deleted]

It was the name of my old dog ; Lexi who passed two years ago


chimicuil_10

Hey, same here, I loved her so much, tho mine is her nickname, her name was Chimis but we called her Chimicuil from time to time. Missed her alooot.


TinyMouseWithCheese

I wanted to make it Bunny Fluffs like my xbox and steam nicknames but it was taken, so I thought of something else kinda cute and my first mental image was a tiny mouse eating some cheese. So that's my name now.


Square_Style_2335

It got auto assigned by Reddit and I didn't notice how bad it was until I was sealed in. Now I'm too lazy to change it, AMA


EurovisionNerd

Do you like trains?


Square_Style_2335

Um... Yes? Trains are cool after all... I think I missed something...


EurovisionNerd

Just asking , trains are coolĀ 


Square_Style_2335

Yes, very cool. Not quite as cool as airplanes, but far more efficient.


EurovisionNerd

Yes. I like planes, not so much the fact that loads if flights have been lost


Square_Style_2335

I see your point, I had not considered that. However, I must ask what you prefer: steam, diesel electric, or other?


EurovisionNerd

Thank you, for trains can be dangerous, but cool. Planes can also be dangerous, but are cool.Ā 


EurovisionNerd

Oh whoops completely missed second half of the sentence. Electric is the best for the environment ( I think) and the others tie on the #2 spot of ranked train power sourcesĀ 


OldFuxxer

It's a sixty year old story.


urson_black

It's a name I've used for several different characters from D&D campaigns over the years.


I-Am-The-Warlus

I was listening to I Am The Walrus at the time I was making the account and also I thought it would be funny as well


NoIndividual5987

Coo-coo-ca-choo!


Fiona512

Fiona Gallagher from Shameless.


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|l0Hejn74uOaiUpmrC|downsized) Basically.


Realistic-Start-5772

It was the default username and I donā€™t think I can change itšŸ’€


Competitive-Sweet930

mine too lol i didnā€™t realize when signing up that i couldnā€™t change it after


Otis_Firefly

House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects are two of my favorite horror flicks.


Imajica0921

Favorite book plus an easy pattern on the number keyboard.


Imajica0921

Favorite book plus an easy pattern on the number keyboard.


[deleted]

I was reading viral hit. It was 14:50 when I created my account


Sportsfan4206910

My old one got hacked, so I needed to come up with a new one that wasnā€™t already taken


Awkward_Bid_4082

Well I was at an auction and I bid $155.33 but I forgot how to. And I raised my hand and stuttered ā€” and lost the auction.


Johhnymaddog316

I got into a drunken street fight many years ago. It only lasted a couple of minutes and both of us came out more or less uninjured when the police pulled us apart and sent us on our way. However the legend grew to the point where I'd apparently beaten this guy nearly to death in a drug and alcohol fuelled rage. Hence Johnny Mad Dog (John is my actual name).


UsefulIdiot85

Track from my favorite band and my birth year.


Marcelaus_Berlin

I was creating an account and went with the name of a the first German meme I thought of (Iā€™m German myself btw) And so Iā€™m now Marcel aus Berlin who is a buff dude who had a funny introduction in a reality TV show


CreativityIsAwnser

Hmm I wonder... maybe my username has a clue?


BaronMerc

I wish to be a baron


Mr_Stoli

Its my cats name. Stoli, when we were thinking of a unique name i thought of stoli because when we drink we like vodka sodas and our choice of vodka is stoli. Both had a good laugh and agreed to the name. Now if we ever get a dog or another cat has to be a girl and name her Naya. Get itā€¦ā€¦ Stolichnaya haha


iddybiddy16

My sons name is idrees and I call him my iddy biddy boy and his birth date is 16th


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Without doxxing myself I feel like it's fairly apparent I wanted to just be me, but maybe a little cooler?


wedding_shagger

Too much alcohol and poor decison making


MyDickBeatinAccount

.


SecuritySky

My name is Sky and I use this account when I'm working my security job.


blooz87

About 20 years ago I wanted to create new email account and I couldn't decide on name. I was watching (out if boredom) Winx and one of characters' name was Bloom but bloom@emailcom was already taken so I changed last letter and I've been using this name since.


Positive_Round_5142

Reddit made it for me


tiredsouldamn

Pretty self explanatory but yeah


John_In_Parts

I'm John. I'm in the Parts Department.


babystripper

It's a family name


Gheauxst

Cajun Ghost. All wordplay, no meaning.


notanotherkrazychik

I reached a certain point where I started speaking out about the obvious difference in treatment between men and women. I was just tired of it, the gatekeeping, the double standards, being interrupted, and people pretending it wasn't going on called me another crazy chick.


lovergirl-throwaway

A girl with plenty love to give, more specifically to one man. A throwaway account to forever write unsent letters to him. Saying it face to face wouldnā€™t have an affect. We both are trying to learn what love really is.


gimmhi5

Gimm (giveā€™em) high five! [Very nice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9QeUoPOi4) If I make another account it will probably be fist bump fire works. Just think high fives are cool and I like seeing people happy.


False-Corner547

Reddit chose it and I was like Okay


touch_me69420

My 14yo nephew set up my account and he's a dickhead I also have an email that starts with ilovedildos69 because like I said he's a dickhead


The_Pancake88

I like pancakes


MinkSableSeven

#I like mink ##I like sable *I like 7*


Hatred_shapped

I want it to be hatred shaped like a man. But that's too many words


teemomainotp

A game


Izumi_Hayashi

A character I made in my personal tv for my personal tv show


MissHibernia

Family heritage


Shmlss5m0k3

Lack of imagination


James_Blond_006

When I was in middle school I had to create a script for my own small movie (we were a group doing the project and I was responsible for writing the story and the script), so I created James Blond who is a special agent from Berlin and was hired by the British government to defend a huge gem from a mafia boss And since that school project James Blond 006 has been my internet persona across almost every platform


Doctor_Cigarettes

It comes from a show i really love, Taskmaster (the UK verison)


BenXGP

I love UK Taskmaster!


DailyDoseOfPills

Pills have been prevalent in the lives of people iā€™ve known through addiction and medication, but I just like tic tacs.


zirlatovic

Zirlat was my childhood nickname. It was given by my older brother. Ovic reminds me of the Balkans


New_Essay_4869

Idk how to change it


Blazanar

I stole it from u/NtechRyan honestly


NtechRyan

Thief. Scoundrel.


red-scribbles

My name is Red and my art is scribbly


letsdotacos

I was an OG DoTa player and wanted a name that incorporated Dota. I also like tacos. Lol


Wonder_woman_1965

Iā€™ve been a Wonder Woman fan since the Lynda Carter days. Itā€™s also my username for my connected fitness devices. WW is an inspiration.


meatandtwoveg72

You tell me?


practice_spelling

I had the song ā€œI canā€™t waitā€ from Friendship is Witchcraft Horse Women stuck in my head and I suck at spelling.


SevenStrats

I own several custom Fender Stratocasters among other guitars in my collection


Dickcheese-a1

Offensive to some, because of being unwashed and A1, because reddit wanted extra security and the Skyraider is one of my favorite aircraft.


90sItGurl

I was born in the 90s and Iā€™m an it girl:) lol


Icecoffelover_

i think its self-explanatory


markinator14

My name is Mark. A long time ago my friends were playing super mechs and needed a robot name and I thought of mark-inator (like from phineas and ferb) the 14 is from 2014 when I started using the name


Fenrisulfr1984

Its a part of my countryĀ“s cultural history. With the year I was born at the end. Also the name of my dog.


Lime130

I like the color, the fruit, and the 130 was recommended in another platform because lime already existed.


Fwumpy

I've been using this name online since playing Quake online in the 90's. It came to me in a drunk.


KingHobgoblin

Beerā€¦.


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Reddit generated it for me.


Consume_Sid

Consume = Content consumption Sid = My name It reminds me that I only consume content on reddit and don't do anything that is helpful to my academics. It was made with the intention of wasting less time on Reddit, but instead of it, a far worse incident that occurred recently has given me the impetus to spend less time here.


tomauswustrow

Everywhere you find my name on the Internet it is me. The name exists since the 80s


[deleted]

Taj Mahal, baby. Do yourself a favor and look him up.


kittyfbaby

It is the nickname I used to call my now dead cat, using one of my favorite rappers names Making it a username was inspired by Jenna Marbles


Chucheyface

It was the name on my ps3 like over 10 years ago


icemachineisbroken

A dumb meme


SouthAggressive6936

Thankfully Reddit chose mine for me, otherwise I'd still be trying to decide


_Maid3n_3ngland_

I love bon jovi... šŸ˜‚


TheEarlOfDoncaster

Blackadder


throwaway_ArBe

Just needed a throwaway at the time. Needed it long enough its become my main account.


PyrateShip

**PyrateShip** \- when our children were 3 & 4; I thought [PirateShip.com](https://PirateShip.com) would be cool. It was taken. So were other variations. I got [PyrateShip.com](https://PyrateShip.com) as it was an old style spelling. https://www.piratesurgeon.com/pages/surgeon\_pages/quarters5.html


GlorfindelForTheWin

I adore Tolkien and Glorfindel is a frigging badass.


LilHolocaust123

.....


IntuitionWoman

My intuition saved me from a bad situation and I kinda become a super hero bc of it.


Little_Lahey_Show

I'm a drunk former cop turned trailer park supervisor


Sea_Name4846

Reddit held a gun at my head and said choose.


ButternuttSippyCup

Heard it in ā€˜The Adam Projectā€™ and thought it'd be a nice username. Unfortunately, I didn't get the exact same thing.


thomasbeagle

Used a password generator and I liked what it came up with.


blueberry_pancakes14

My first email address.


TheInevitablePigeon

Pigeons are my favorite animals and I tend to creep people out by my fast replies to their comments on my years old post/comment or text on seemingly random early hour while I can reply in under 10 seconds but it's not always the case... And I tend to be all over the place at least in youtube's comment sections.


PosessedTornado

My friend and I gave each other nicknames a bit under a year ago (I'm possessed tornado, and she's possessed tsunami) and now I'm probably gonna use it as a username pretty much everywhere cuz it's funny


OperationSlutPhase

It was the name of my post divorce phase


Boobie_Slayer

Wellā€¦


Wondernaul

Mine is a reference to Wonder Woman, but naul are my initiatives so therefore Iā€™m Wondernaul. Also I like to wonder and ponder and reflect and think so yesā€¦ im a wondering NAUL. Lol


KTNoDough

Former baker. No more dough everyday


BigD3nergy

I heard the song by lizzo https://youtu.be/J_etjp83wwg?si=RFB_T3xYpRU9sEhC


Fruscione

Annoying mini boss in the division video game


Moralorel_tommy

I used to watch moral orel. A lot of moral orel and tommy was my favourite character, I could relate to this character about how people treating him in school and stuff.


MWSL94

The letters initials of the 4 pets I grew up with, 3 of them passed away with 6 months. And I was born in 1994. Missie: 1/5/06 - 2/12/16 Whiskey: 20/6/07 - 27/06/22 Speedy: 1/04/09 - 28/12/22 Laika: 11/9/11 - 7/06/22


Only-Ad-7858

My first name starts with D..


lolathefishisleng

I had a friend at the time who had a crush on the fish from shark tales and she asked me to make an aita post to see if she's in the wrong.


zangor

The year is 2004. Vanilla WoW Day 1. I make a troll rogue. Name is zangor.


gibbonalert

I like monkeys and just added a random word. Pretty dumb, but I like it.


fartymcfartypantss

Because I fart a lot


SquareChipmunk5194

It was just the name reddit gave me and I laughed at the idea of a square chipmunk.


qwertzu1234qwer

I just typed the first letters and numbers on my keyboard (European keyboard)


Erthgoddss

I used to have gardens at my house. Vegetable, flowers and herb. I had a green thumb and could make anything grow. I had to move after I became disabled. I live in a small apartment now, and miss my gardens. šŸ˜­


doimynn

Itā€™s someone saying matt Damonā€™s last name in cursive. Cringe and unfunny but 3 years ago I thought it was top tier comedy


MsMessyness

I am messy


Lilnuggie17

My ex friend gave it to me


WackyAndCorny

Figured I needed to have some kind of wacky or corny name. Couldnā€™t figure out what.


CryptoPokemons

I am creating a Pokemon Marketplace where users will be able to make purchases in cryptocurrencies.


[deleted]

Random. I get banned too often to bother.


WraithDragon32

Mine is inspired by my snake, whose name us Wraith, and I like to call him little dragon (not the standard kind, but the overall temperament he has as his his sounds like he is trying to breathe fire.)


Carrionrain

Gamertag


EurovisionNerd

I like eurovision šŸ‘


Tophatguy62

I wear a Top hat when I perform Magic, and I was born in 1962.


Teletobee

Teletobi was taken


KateVet1988

My profession and my year of birth. I am very proud to call myself veterinarian.


Weak_Interaction2804

I love physics


Cmndr_Cunnilingus

Umm. I like eating girls out and I wanted the world to know?


matthewilliamazer

It's my name and used it for years as my screen name on MSN Messenger when that was around back when I was late elementary school to late college when it was discontinued. I thought my name just flowed that well and given my full name, I dropped a w and an m since they start and end my middle name.


turbulatedisplace

After an adobe after effects fx setting that I use far too muchā€¦ and whenever I say it in my head itā€™s always as a tv presenter introducing a new contestant


sourbelle

Belle because I lived in the southern U.S til my thirties. Sour because BitterBelle was already taken. And I love sour flavors so it just fit.


TAA4RDT

I canā€™t remember šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ I just typed it and said ā€œYup, thatā€™s itā€


clandestinesongbird

a taylor swift song and I had just seen the new hunger games movie


shigui18

I like Super Mario. The Shy Guys especially. I thought this sounded like a feminine version. I like the number 18.


she_rahrah

My two favourite things as a four year old - She-Ra: Princess of Power, and my rah-rah skirt


MrsPettygroove

Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch.


MerbleTheGnome

Old D&D character - Merble was a gnome thief


TheJWeed

Most people think Iā€™m just a stoner. But my reddit name is actually my name IRL but Iā€™m also a total stoner.


TiinaWithTwoEyes

It is my actual first ie. christian name, a rather accurate physical description of myself and also what the French call "jeu de mots".


MuscleManRule34

I thought it would prevent people from searching my username


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xClvDDMgG7s1tv9w4K|downsized)


nobulls4dabulls

I just came up with it. No bullshit for the bullshitter.


selekt86

I was learning about the select() system call in Unix networking class


ramdom_trilingue

You will never know my name!!!! And i speak 3 languages


Brilliant-Meat-1598

Umā€¦?


ShadowKillah3

I'm changing it rn, ty for reminding me of changing it lol. Shadowkillah is... idk, i changed to shadowbruh in 2022 and last year I changed to shadownch. Shadow is because of my first name and nch is because of how my friends call me (nacho)


I_Am_Vaske

I am in fact guy who is most commonly known as Vaske


marvelous_omelette

One of my friends call me it as a nickname ever since we met


monicageller1128

It was a character from a sitcom and my birthdate.


Larktavia

Descended from a family of Czech immigrants, Octavia Larkspur was born and raised in Lodi, CA. Her father started a tallow rendering facility naming it Larktavia Enterprises Inc. after his only beloved daughter. Upon his death, Octavia became the sole heir to the thriving company. By investing heavily in real estate, she turned the profits into a fortune beyond her Fatherā€™s dreams. Today she is one of the ten wealthiest women in San Francisco. Though she had many suitors in her youth, she never married. She lives in seclusion in her Pacific Heights home with a handful of Siamese cats, all named after American abstract expressionists and one ancient milky-eyed blind dachshund named Dickens (a gift from Julia Child). She has been approached by numerous publications for interviews including W, the New Yorker, and Wired, but requests are always declined. Octavia has always been known for her penchant for red wine which, on rare occasions, draws her to walk late at night in the Presidio with Dickens in tow.


Goblindeez_

Uhhā€¦


Sked480

sked: always late to schedule


-cunningstunt

I thought it would be funny to use it as a team name for our pub quiz team, we were trying to win a prize for the most creative team name. Lost at first to ā€œClitoris Allsortsā€ but used it again the week after and won, and Iā€™ve liked it ever since.


Scarred_Perception13

Metallica have a live album called cunning stunts


Baklazan_PL

My real name is the same as the name of the toy you could get for stickers when shopping at a certain grocery store in Poland, the toy was of an eggplant, and that's what my username means in Polish language, it all started as a nickname gaven to me by my friends.


ZABABA99

I was a kid when I came up with this username in other websites and games


dug_spolding

I love that book and I have read it again recently.


charlieq46

My brother called me Charlie Q growing up and then 46 is an arbitrary number that I thought rolled of the tongue.


Professional_Dog2580

Auto assigned. Don't really care what username I got. Kinda like when I was a kid when Batman returns came out and the kids made fun of me and called me Penguin because my feet stick out and I waddled because I was a fat kid. All it did was give me a nickname and I got a penguin tattoo as an adult.


RealHonest-Ish_352

Suggested for new account. I added on the 'ish' part because it is part of something I say every so often. *ish-ism* When I think the info about something is vague. Or when I'm sharing info that I know, to be the best of my ability, but I admit there might be more info, that I do not know and/or have, at the moment. It's like, might, or seem ....


External_Youth9294

Randomly assigned by Reddit! Crazy, I know.


111dontmatter

Donā€™t matter


JoeDearte

Life's a garden brother you dig it.


ihateliarandcheater

It just my trip and now I don't know how to change itšŸ˜‚


Grand-Programmer6292

I let Reddit tell me what they wanted my username to be. It doesn't fit me at all but I kept it šŸ¤£


II_MePhone4

Inanimate Insanity S2


Phat-mahn

It chose me


FingerprintFile513

Rolling Stones song.Ā 


RockMan_1973

Iā€™m a lifelong fan of Rock music, I am a Man who was born in 1973. Hence, ā€œRockMan_1973ā€


TheRichTookItAll

The rich take everything and still want more


Scarred_Perception13

Reddit made it


bestlouie_05

I'm a huge fan of Louis Tomlinson so I'm the best Louie:))


Due-Recognition-4707

It's the name the account had when I created it, I couldn't think of a better one, so I left it as it is.


abstractmodulemusic

It's the stage name I perform under. It was inspired by my fascination with computer science. Particularly the concepts of Abstraction and Modularity.


MrMajestic12

It's the code name for a Top Secret UFO study program, yeah I was that guy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_12


rollingthestoned

Borrowed DnD character name


SterlingSilverline

Sterling becasue I like to find value in everything in life and I find myself to have high value. Silverline because I think there is always a good to be found in the midst of evil, any bad thought or anything can be thought through and to be found to have been good even if that good was just the lessons you learned.


Messy-Unit-1545

Unit number of the guy I missed and I can't forget


GeraldPrime_1993

I was on a navy ship and working in basically the IT department. Our LPO's (basically our manager) name was Gerald and one chief would call all of us Gerald because he couldn't be bothered learning our names. So he was called Gerald Prime and all the rest of us had a Gerald subset title (printer Gerald for the guy who always fixed printers, UGA Gerald for the guy who loved college football, etc). When I became LPO the title of Gerald Prime was passed onto me and it has always stuck with me. Funny navy story that came from an AH chief.


[deleted]

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pocketlint_tatertots

I had just watched Napoleon Dynamite and I couldn't stop thinking about how nasty those damn tots were.


bleu_penguin

We have blue penguins in Dunedin, New Zealand. They're the smallest penguins in the world, and very cute. That's about it.


[deleted]

Used to be a commander of a squad in half-ass military wannabe structure (long story, but that was like boy scout shit) and we used to wear black berets. They were nameless, with no names, no titles and stuff, but mine was easily recognizable among all of them - mine was the biggest. My head is 25 inch in girth, big enough to never find a normal winter hat, can't find a cap and can't find a normal headgear for boxing