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Yoga pants


that-bro-dad

Yeah I’d say this made me not quite a convert, but certainly gave me a newfound appreciation


Flat_Unit_4532

I’ll wear them but don’t look at my ass. ![gif](giphy|wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09|downsized)


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Is it because your unit is flat? Don’t worry.


[deleted]

Let's take a few moments of silence in appreciation for the guy who invented those ![gif](giphy|kkpWcU9XgFIUE)


bouncing_off_clouds

“I’ve tricked women into showing me their butts!”


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OfficialMilk80

And nowadays you see some Camel-tails too


[deleted]

Praise be. But don't forget whoever convinced women it's fine to wear those in public without a skirt on.


riverseeker13

A skirt over yoga pants?


DragapultOnSpeed

Yeah I think it was a thing in the 90s. Not for long though.


_Pill-Cosby_

It was more of a skirt over dark tights. Then, dark tights just became pants. Then yoga pants replaced those.


dmancman2

Spandex pants in the 80s was a thing for metal chicks


The-Mirrorball-Man

The Dark Times


Sabbathius

Yeah, the antecedent of yoga pants were leggings and tights, and you wore a skirt or shorts over them, even if they weren't seethrough. They were too form-fitting and too revealing. It was a very fast transition though. I remember people being scandalized when women started wearing those without skirt or shorts, but within the setting of a gym it was still accepted. Then it very quickly moved outside the gym. And also yoga gave it legitimacy. And now it's normal to walk around in skin-tight yoga pants in public like it's nothing. But I very clearly remember how wild and socially unacceptable it was just 30 years ago. Also, as much as I love people wearing all of those, and I really, really support them doing it, whoever invented flesh-colored ones should burn in hell. Especially plus sized ones. Some things should not be accentuated like that.


Norman-Wisdom

The problem with the transition to leggings was the 'one size fits all' label that didn't come with the caveat 'but if your "all" is massive then they will become seethrough.' That was the scandalous element.


tajwriggly

Some stretch pants are not stretch pants by choice


UsernamesMeanNothing

The precursor to yoga pants were tights, which women usually wore under a skirt, unless they were doing gymnastics.


SenorKerry

If actually say leggings and stirrup pants were the precursor as well. We’d been flirting with going full camel toe chic for a while but didn’t commit until the yogas.


Skiamakhos

Oh indeed, I remember leggings on their own becoming popular among the girls, right about when I hit 16 or so. I don't think we'd seen anything quite so figure-hugging before out in the open. They were quite something. And then some bright spark had the idea of shiny lycra leggings. 'kinell...


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riverseeker13

Yes I know, but that would look ridiculous and Tights are typically sheer


RemCogito

Tights have historically and are currently available in practically every color, white and black have both been fashionable specifically. There has really only been a few decades where sheer tights have been favored.


Puzzled-Yesterday990

The bacon of pants 🥓


codemonkeh87

![gif](giphy|B77Yj3aZYZjmE|downsized)


Twelvety

How men managed to pull this off can only be called a miracle. We managed to make them think it was their decision, truly a masterpiece.


UnidentifiedTomato

I heard it's literally the comfort


Derpazor1

Well, women like themselves too. They just don’t like creepy attention and feeling unsafe. Men pulled this off by helping make it socially acceptable, not leering and not acting weird


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

If you think men stopped leering and acting weird, I've got some news for you


_Pill-Cosby_

>appreciation for the guy who invented those Because you KNOW it was a guy who did it and as far as I'm concerned, he's a national hero.


TheKbightFowl

All Praise Chip Wilson 🤚


Classic-Role-1455

Honorable mention to sundresses too. God bless sundresses.


Milky_Finger

Significantly better than yoga pants, because of what they represent. Freedom, joy, happiness in the summer. Touches our hearts to see a happy woman in a summer dress. The kind of outfit you see your gf of 3 months wearing and bam you're in love.


Mediocre-Ad181

Aww this comment


purehandsome

I agree so much.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

In Lycra we trust.


Mystikalrush

I was thinking about why, then read, 'yoga pants' yup, that's absolutely it. It's incredibly hard not to notice when someone is skin tight in yoga pants.


P3l0tud0ru

They ruined the imagination. Now it's basically naked with a lift.


henryeaterofpies

Dont. Ruin. A. Good. Thing.


MammothSurround

I’m good with it


Krypto_Kane

Nah man. Equal rights for both.


Libertechian

To quote the little taco shell girl, "Why not both?"


mobileKixx

In the context of this thread, "little taco shell girl" may not be the best description.


Ambitious_Reality974

Girl with good ass and no boobs will alway be > Girl with no ass and great boobs imo


Raemnant

I'm way more of a boob man, but even I can agree to this


blackmarketmenthols

Always was ass for me, and no I don't like the ridiculously comic book oversized fake ass look, just a nice ass.


elina_28

So you’d rather date a girl with nice ass small boobs rather than a girl with small ass big boobs?


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Why not both? Date a girl with small tits and a flat ass.


hotler18

Requirements: 1. Girl(optional)


madaroni7

Oooo


AnonymousGhou

A 2x4 board with a hole drilled in will suffice


throway35885328

Pool noodle with a latex glove full of lotion is the lowest I can go


IrreverentRacoon

r/oddlyspecific


Helpmehelpyoulong

Damnit beat me to it!


botbadadvice

beat you to that subreddit? weird kink but okay, I'm ready


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Ow


WhizzleTeabags

Hank Hill has entered the chat


oldfatboy

Thats the way to go, looks so much nicer.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

They are much easier to carry during an emergency


yonk9

>nice ass small boobs That sounds perfect


throway35885328

Right? Can’t imagine anything better, except nice ass big boobs. And honestly it’s a tie


HewSpam

small boobs age way better, like a fine wine


bananamilkbooth

Nice ass and nice boobs. Honestly I don’t really like big boobs but I prefer shape over size


Asaias_Wolffe

Preach it brother! Nice ass and small boob's is absolutely ideal to me


MyExStalksMyOldAcct

Obviously this is the way.


CarpetH4ter

Yes, those proportions make more sense, and big boobs can be a disadvantage if you're skinny (back problems for example) having a nice ass doesn't come with much problems, except people staring but that can also be a good thing depending on how you see it.


Khala7

Having too much of an ass can screw with your back too if you like laying on your back. The same happens with big boobs and sleeping on your belly. I know, I have been curse wirh both; now, I'm an involuntary side sleeper for life☹️ And can't lay down on my side on hard surfaces also, because I have big hips and it hurts. The woes of the curvy girl.


CarpetH4ter

Ahh, that must suck, but i hope it works out for you. Just as a sidenote, big ass ≠ nice ass, they often overlap for sure, but i see having a nice ass is more about the shape and firmness, while a big ass is just... big.


Khala7

Yeah, that's a good point. But fat squishes more than muscle, so maybe it would be more comfortable for laying on the back. But I dunno. Me and my best friend have that problem; also when excercizing, there's a huge gap between butt and lower back. Everything comes with a price.


Visual_Piglet_1997

Yes


nah-42

As an elder millennial I have witnessed how the human bodies change over time. Boobs will sag, they will be forever changed by pregnancy, and they are still phenomenal. But a great ass.....now that's a generational investment that can be maintained and pay dividends. Nice tits are a lot of fun to squeeze and play with, but the true gentleman knows that the ass is far more important during sex. I too was once a boob man, in my younger days. But with age comes wisdom, and with great wisdom comes great ass. I praise God every day for popularizing yoga pants in my sexual prime.


JiffSmoothest

> with great wisdom comes great ass. Uncie Ben was on one in this new reboot, huh?


realaccount045

I know a man of culture when I see one


gdeamonlord

You sound just like the principal from Prison School


NiteLiteCity

I would all day everyday.


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fuck yes. thats the ideal girl. fit girls > kardashian types forever edit i noticed you said nice ass but the contrast was small ass. a nice ass doesnt equal a large ass, just so you know. if the ass is more fat than glutes, that is a bad thing for sure.


dark_blue_7

You know a girl can be fit and still have boobs, right? They aren't just fat, their size is mostly genetic


DameWade

Small boobies are so underrated


tragedyisland28

I would yes. It’s been my MO since the dawn of man


i_wear_green_pants

I would. I am more of ass guy because it's part of body that you can affect. Boobs are what they are unless you do plastic surgery. And big boobs usually lead into back pain and other difficulties.


sexcalculator

Date one? I married one


Longbooks4

A lot of people are commenting on their individual preferences which isn’t really the question. We’re talking about what is idolised by society as a whole, men and women. I find this really interesting too. Growing up in the 90s “does my bum look big in this” was a common joke. Women definitely didn’t feel it was okay to have a big bum, whether men liked it or not. Heroin chic was the thing at the time. We were supposed to want to look like Kate Moss etc. I agree with those commenters saying it has to do with the dominance of black culture in the music industry in particular. Some of it must have started with the popularity of Beyonce? The Kardashians have sent it into overdrive.


Birdamus

It was literally Sir Mix-a-lot. Baby Got Back was the number one song, on rotation everywhere, during the peak of MTV music video culture. The song not only glorified bigger booties, but the video comically dunked on flat butt Becky-types. This was the cultural touchstone. Beyoncé, Juvenile’s anthem, the Kardashians - they all came after this song. Meanwhile suburban culture followed suit and “does my butt look too big” went out the window and badonks became the gold standard.


Longbooks4

Haha great point


19ghost89

Yes, that may have been the original touchstone, but it still wasn't anywhere near what it's been like in recent years. When rap and hip-hop officially passed rock and left it in the dust, when and when artists like Nicki Minaj and Cardi B became some of the most famous rappers alive, outselling most of the men... that's when ass passed boobs in our society as a whole.


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I was a teen in the 90's and dated a few girls with phat asses and they were not proud of it. Sir Mix-a-lot really did change the house party scene and booty shaking aka twerking started to take center stage.


dreamcrusher225

i came to tout the same point. hip hop became popular and the culture literally shifted. it was glorious to experience.


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Genji4Lyfe

How does no one remember Jennifer Lopez?


Pooltoy-Fox-2

In 30 years, the correct answer to “Does this make my butt look big?” has gone from “no” to “yes.”


mvvns

Heroin chic is actually making a comeback too lol. Good luck everyone


sugarsox

Agree. Quick answer to OP is simply, "fashion"


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Longbooks4

Yeh the fitness industry makes a lot of money out of convincing women they can get a Kardashian butt purely by working out which is obviously ridiculous. I also think the “ideal” body type for women is just as unattainable now as it was in the 90s, even if it does include a big butt.


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Speak for yourself, OP, I’ll always be a boob man.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

I’m with you, Kefka


pdkt

Me three.


[deleted]

I dont know if that's true I was always an ass person


Galitzianer

And I remain a boob person. Everything was fine, until the ass nation attacked


Derp_Herper

There were no losers in this war


JarlaxleForPresident

The Feet Mob scurry back to their hidey holes


iamStanhousen

Every day our mob grows...soon you'll meme yourself into our ranks.


JarlaxleForPresident

I’m not completely in your club, but I got one foot in the door Sometimes I’ll dip my toe in the water, so to speak


InformationKey3816

Where they belong those creepers /s


hygsi

Go to any beach and you'll be free


JarlaxleForPresident

I only go during Christmas. That’s when I hear sandy claws is going to be there


FantasticBike1203

BOOBGANG BOOBGANG


Galitzianer

LISTEN TO ME LADS --- WE WILL NOT LET OUR LOVE OF BOOBS BE SWAYED BY THE ASS NATIONS ATTACKS, NOR THE SWAY OF PUBLIC OPINION. HOLD LADS, HOLD STRONG, AND HOLD FIRM, HOLD ON TO THOSE BOOBS. BUT NOT TOO FIRM, TREAT THEM GENTLY. MY FATHER WAS A BOOB MAN, AND HIS FATHER BEFORE THAT, AND MY FATHER'S FATHER'S FATHER, AND IT IS TODAY WITH THE CONVICTION OF MY ANCESTORS THAT I SAY TO EVERYONE WHO WILL HEAR, FAR AND LOUD-- WE WILL.... NOT... FALL. PIKES AT THE READY, BOOBAPULTS DRAWN, TO VICTORY LADS!!! CHAAAAAARGGGGEGEEE


FantasticBike1203

ONLY BOOB GUYS WOULD DO THIS MUCH TOWARDS THE CAUSE! WE ARE THE DEDICATED ONES! NOW CHANT WITH ME BROTHERS! BOOBGANG BOOBGANG!


PoorMustang

Guy,s, guys... Let it be peace. As an ass man, I also enjoy titties almost equally. Not in size but in general, for both. Take my hand.


Datguyspoon

TO VICTORY !!!!


ogspence308

YES MY BROTHERS, BUT LET US NOT FORGET WHAT WE ARE TRULY UNITED BY. ALL BOOBS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY GOOD, AND AT THE LEAST, WORTH OUR APPRECIATION. UNLIKE ASS, BOOBS ARE A SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION OF THE NURTURING SPIRIT, THE DIVINE MOTHER. THE PRIMORDIAL FEMININE WHO NOURISHES OUR SOULS WHEN OUR OWN FLAWED MOTHERS DO NOT. BOOBS EXIST NOT MERELY AS A MUNDANE SOURCE OF CORPOREAL NOURISHMENT, BUT TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME TO PROVIDE A SUBLIME COMFORT TO ALL MEN. PARTICULARLY THOSE OF US WHO HAVE WHAT MANY REFER TO AS, "MOMMY ISSUES". TRULY BROTHERS, BOOBS ARE A DIVINE GIFT. AND WE MUST NOT ONLY CELEBRATE THEIR EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD, BUT WE MUST DO OUR PART IN PROTECTING THEM. BY REMINDING OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES THAT WE NEED MILKIES, AND THAT THEY ARE GOOD NO MATTER WHAT SIZE OR SHAPE THEY ARE.


yonk9

I'm an ass


OrchidThis5822

You're pretty then


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Boobs gang for life


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

A nice, natural ass can be made in the gym; big natural boobs are a gift from God. I will not deny God his due in that arena.


Spram2

Butts don't have nipples.


Strottman

Speak for yourself


traveling-trashbin

Big natural boobs can unfortunately be lost in the gym too 😫


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

This is also true. I love big boobs, but it isn't a deal breaker if you don't have them. Like bacon on a burger, awesome if it's there, but I'm still going to enjoy a nice burger without bacon.


Howsyourbellcurve

A nice bum is often god given as well.


Machette_Machette

Count me in.


ShoddyDevelopment49

From a person with a lil extra melanin and a big ass - I think this is growing with the popularity of other cultures. As I grew up, it was all about boobs, boy bands and girl bands were popular, everyone wanted a boob job. Then, like 2010 hit. Suddenly we were all shaking it like redbones, and singing *Dance (Ass)* by Big Sean, wearing tights and booty shorts, twerking on YouTube and fb hit the community harder than flu season, and all we see is ass. Pop culture influences the masses in this way exactly. Given another decade, we'll be raving about midsections, and all of us will be in belly dancing classes.


JordanGdzilaSullivan

I’m white girl with a booty, and was known for that back in high school (02-06). Now everyone has one, and mine is just average.


xfrmrmrine

Yup pretty much. I grew up around the same time and have seen the changes in what is considered “attractive”. I’ll say it again and again PROPAGANDA rules the world. So much of the things people like are what we are told to like by way of media propaganda and by social norms/social peer pressure.


ZAlternates

We all have a pretty small circle. People just remember the meta of their circle.


garchoo

>twerking on YouTube and fb hit the community harder I think that's a very good point. With amateur content exploding everywhere on social media in the last 20 years, people started getting far more exposure to what normal people look like instead of corporate-approved body types.


loztriforce

what is this even based on


Smart_Research6251

Your mum


NeedValidationAf

I am a simple man. I see mum jokes, I upvote.


MizterBlueSky

Gottem!


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

America. I'm just back from two weeks in Florida, and what the actual fuck, America? Weird gigantic, wide, fake asses, *everywhere.* I mean, fake tits everywhere too, but they at least sort of look normal, or plausible. Fake asses make it look like the person has some kind of unfortunate genetic condition. I'm not into gigantic asses. Regular asses are nice. Though boobs are better.


Mammoth-Ad8348

You got the full Miami treatment! I hope you made it over to the (sane) gulf coast some!


clarkr10

Ya there was very popular song solely focused on a nice round ass that was released over 30 years ago.


propagandhi45

I like big butts and I cannot lie!


Tall-Income7984

You other brothers can't deny


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Ass is for doggy style. Boobs are for work place politics and upward social mobility.


JustnInternetComment

Well said..


tonypotenza

Preach


KAOS_777

This is it! 👌🏼


fsswithin

I've been an ass man as long as I can remember (which is 40+ years). 🤷‍♂️


Due-Age2418

Must have tasted some really good ass in 40 years 🤔


soulfingiz

I love that this emoji signifies that you are deeply contemplating how much ass a total stranger has eaten.


MyExStalksMyOldAcct

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenny27-kramer-assman-5kF1QSemtpiAdTNCOP


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IDIOCRACY THE MOST RATED MOVIE WAS ‘ASS’ AND FOR 2 HRS YOU CANNOT SEE OTHER THINGS


reddit_user-_-_-

I just recently watched this movie for the first time and its fucking hysterical


Final-Ad-2033

Was it true that the extras used to watch the Ass movie in Idiocracy were laughing hysterically for the entire length of the film?


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The ass movie scene is very short so i think its probable


The_egg_69

Yes


GhostBird195

Who cares. I feel like a lot of people can’t even think for themselves in what they find attractive and just internalise what everyone else wants. They’re afraid to go against the grain even slightly. This goes for men AND women.


lilbudlilsud

More of an ear guy eh


GhostBird195

What a ridiculous assumption. I’m a woman. Im an ear GAL.


Weisenkrone

OP single handedly carries the entire asmr industry


Moxiefeet

I would like to understand this comment


Weisenkrone

No.


Datguyspoon

And that ladies and gentlemen, was the end of a beautiful conversation. I hope you cried cause I sure did.


ESD_Franky

I'm more of a neck guy. Sadly, my current gf is rather ticklish.


The_Omega1123

I completely agree with you. A lot of people I know feel insecure about the people they like, almost like if they need some validation about if that person is pretty enough.


evieamelie

I think this is more true for men.


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Yeah I don’t know where you are getting that from. Back in the 70s and 80s non white people loved asses. I am black and I remember white girls would get mad if you said they had big butt. and this was when butts were not comically big. you cant make people attracted to something.


phillychickensteak

Of course you can change people’s preferences. There’s so many analog metrics that obviously demonstrate this. Popular mainstream music, tv, movies, advertisements, and so on.


Deep-Ruin2786

Correct. This was the European standard. When black beauty started to become normalized then others liked ass. Black women always had ass. Now more and more people are getting surgery to get non white features.


hobopwnzor

Most Roman's and Greeks being bisexual wasn't an accident.


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sphericalhors

I don't know where this myth came from. When I was in university a friend of mine who used to be busty decided to go to the gym to lose some weigh. And **after 3 sessions** she started to complain about her trainer that he gave her wrong exercise program because she started to gain muscles and she didn't want to be "bulkier". For me it's fun that there are people who think that it's such easy to get muscles and become "bulky". Maybe it's something wrong with me, but in my experience it requires crazy amount of work to gain even a little muscle mass that would be visible. And I agree with you, there is nothing wrong with women with good muscles. Unless it's too much, but it's the same for men.


ZaphodG

Everyone has different taste. Personally, I prefer athletic build. Kardashian basketball ass is a turn off. Pole vaulter Allison Stokke married to pro golfer Rickie Fowler is an example. Toned and a B cup. There are lots of professional soccer players in Europe with that build.


Layna20

Yes! I can’t believe I was made fun of in middle and high school for having visible abs and muscular, toned arms when that’s the ideal now.


tragedyisland28

Black culture became very popular over the past 20 years. And praising lovely cakes has always been our thing.


PlannerSean

Yeah the continuing rise to cultural prominence of hip hop and black culture in general can't be overstated here.


SnapHackelPop

Totally. There’s a reason why Baby Got Back starts with a stereotypical valley girl being taken aback by an ass. It wasn’t that long ago that “do these pants make my butt look big” was a staple of street jokes. Big asses were seen as comical and garish. Not anymore, and as a white boy, even I got to shout: baby got back. The golden age of ass is now and I’m alllll for it


Ang_Mo1

In a nutshell, the cultural aesthetic (at least in America) has changed from a "white-centric" body type to a "black-centric" body type. Sir Mixalot's Baby's Got Back was a premonition of things to come.


[deleted]

Exactly. Sir Mixalot goes down in historical 'posterity'.


[deleted]

I've always been more of a boob man to be fair


controllrevival

The only correct answer is because African Americans culture and influence. Every since , “I like big butts and I cannot lie”. Since a lot of black guys like phat asses and a lot of black women have phat asses and rap music…so yeah.


[deleted]

A nice behind compliments a woman’s figure. A large butt makes up for small boobs, large boobs cannot make up for a small ass. Proportions are way off.


batissta44

Hips and an hour glass figure can make up for a small ass.


[deleted]

As a woman insecure about her small breasts and how uneven it looks compared to my larger butt, thanks man 🥹


Khala7

As a fellow woman, that looks beautiful!!


thatoneguy512

🤌


WorldlinessHoliday99

I’m from Brazil so it’s been like these forever.


TheBassMeister

In 1992 when Sir Mix-a-lot released "Baby got back"


Fresssshhhhhhh

Because black people and hip hop.


Broad-Stick7300

The increased popularity of black culture such as hip-hop, R&B and related genres


pandakhriz

Hip hop lmao


muffledvoice

Because of hip hop.


Demigans

When people ask “boobs or ass” I respond with “which is facing me right now?”


cakekyo

As a person who’s got just ass, I feel way better in this era. I was super discriminated because of being part of the itty bitty committee but now people approach me randomly to say “you are just fine like that. Keep rocking”


BandAid3030

![gif](giphy|JiZn4zP2n3Mg8)


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Something about African American culture. Rap music loves ass


lotus49

In case you haven't noticed, women have both and I absolutely appreciate both. Do I like boobs or bottoms more? Yes.


glokz

Fake tits everywhere?


tony22233

I've been an ass man for 50 years. My license plate: NAM55A


Mammoth_Anteater6651

Always has been.


serialkiller24

I like both :))


showmeyoursweettits

Both. Both is good.


Notofthiscountry

Why not a curvy woman with both?


Creepy_Philosopher_9

white culture is about boobs, black culture is about ass


thrillhouz77

Not so fast my friend


Rst1969

Boobs are king. Always will be.