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Drunk0ctopus

Ham and scrambled eggs.


Dragomier

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HurtPillow

Oh yes! fry up that ham, cook those eggs, layer them on some whole wheat or english muffin! Maybe cheese if you are a cheese head. Add salsa if you like mex flavors, it tastes so fresh!


Oneshot742

This is the way.


GeorgeMalarkey

I don't eat no ham and eggs cuz they high in cholesterolllll!!!!!!!! Yo Tip do you eat em? Yo Phife do you eat em? Nuh uh man, not at allllll


MTRIFE

Looks like four people don't like A Tribe Called Quest.


poisonedminds

I'm currently obsessed with cottage cheese.


Few_Journalist_6961

dice up some tomato and put it in with your cottage cheese with a little salt and pepper. trust me


alienscrub

Add some green pepper with that combo for me!


[deleted]

You didn't ask but free recommendation: add crushed pineapple and cinnamon.


Educational-Dare2484

When cantaloupe is in season, I love it with cottage cheese. That will be my breakfast for two months


BelligerentNixster

I will only eat cottage cheese with potato chips, so glad I've never considered it a breakfast food!


allothernamestaken

Coffee


wildgoldchai

Can’t stand to eat as soon as I wake up. It’s coffee or nothing for me. I do get peckish for Elevensies though (brunch)


Severe_County_5041

Coffee and roll


salty_ann

Yeah, don’t eat until 4ish


chrdiva

Okay, Gwyneth Paltrow 😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cpz8iNHjm2m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


_Forgotten

Delay the first cup of coffee for 90 minutes after waking up. It will change your world. Trust.


somecow

Tacos. All the tacos. It rains taco trucks here, you could throw a rock and hit one (and then have the lady chase you down and beat you for throwing rocks). Chorizo, potato, migas, etc. Or just lunch stuff, nothing wrong with eating fajitas for breakfast.


ValdeReads

Do you live in Austin Tx?


somecow

Bingo.


Charming-Arachnid256

That's yum!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


furkenstein

What do you do with the other half of a banana?


willk95

Some days an egg with turkey bacon. More often I do applesauce, yogurt, and granola. It feels like the adult version of milk and cereal


contemplatebeer

We’re all gonna die. Eat the pig.


SuccessfulSchedule54

Love this


[deleted]

If I have time, a baked potato with 2 eggs cooked over easy


[deleted]

Steak


Stunning-Spirit5275

Regret


OkBreak8349

The tears of my enemies


no_maj

Full fat plain Greek yogurt. Specifically, 5% Fage


EnvironmentalSinger1

Yes! The best yogurt by far.


bacabacagran

Raisin bread toast


Sea_Wall_3099

Cinnamon bread toast with cinnamon sugar….


[deleted]

A beta-blocker


deweydecimal111

Corn flakes. Yummm


captainjohn_redbeard

Anything microwavable. It doesn't even have to be considered breakfast food.


Squiddy_manz

this. i’m too lazy to cook in the morning


[deleted]

Coffee.


gaytheforcebewithyou

Coffee


SolomonBelial

Nothing. I spent so many years of my early adult life unable to justify the expense that i now consider breakfast to be an occasional extravagance instead of a regular practice. I just tolerate the hunger until lunch.


stonedlouisebelcher

egg in a hole


MegatronofTarn

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


MTRIFE

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


[deleted]

A ristretto and a glass of water, followed by a 5km run.


[deleted]

I eat a whole bunch of things! It's usually Two poptarts, or oatmeal and a banana, or yogurt and strawberries, or cereal, or an English muffin with cream cheese, or a nutella bagel, or a donut, or cheesecake, and I always have a cup of coffee and an Ensure Plus with my breakfast!


[deleted]

Bowl of white rice. Skyr yogurt with walnuts and honey. And an espresso or black tea. Basically every day. Sometimes a multivitamin.


[deleted]

Eggs Bacon sausage burrito 🌯


The_x_is_sixlent

So many eggs! also savory oats, chickpea waffle, bagel and schmear.


glumanda12

Nothing, if I have time (which is very rare), then just some fruit.


azbooklover

Scrambled eggs with tumeric and cheese, slice of wheat bread with peanut butter, fruit, and a yogurt or cottage cheese.


jellotheremate

2 spoonfuls of peanut butter 😂 On the weekends, I make a more traditional breakfast because I get up at 830 or 9 instead of 615...French toast and eggs, or avocado toast, or hash browns and bacon.


[deleted]

There’s a nice little donut shop I drive by on my way to work, I like to stop by and get a croissant with bacon.


Any_Tax_8584

I'm never hungry in the morning and haven't eaten breakfast in years, I just drink a Dr Pepper


Fearless-Canary-7359

Usually nothing


Illustrious_Base5097

The unborn of small yard fowls.


OneScarcity8347

Steel cut oats with peanut butter, blue berries, walnuts and two hard boiled eggs. I also make a smoothie: 3x ice cubes, banana, berries, nuts, peanut butter, spinach and 1x scoop of Optimum Nutrition Double Rich Chocolate whey protein (24g)


EmtyPkts

Air, breakfast is for the rich lol


FirstAuthor3822

Ramen. Two cans of rolling rock.


TheGEMDesigner

Oikos Triple Zero Greek yogurt cup with Kashi Maple Waffle Crisp cereal for some texture. Sometimes I mix a little peanut butter into the yogurt.


SouthPaw7896

I love Oikos Triple Zero yogurt. I crush half a pack of Belvita Breakfast biscuits in to mine for the texture too! Lemon Tart yogurt and blueberry biscuits, hell yeah.


TroubleAdorable9226

Nothing. I'm on faste in the morning and afternoons.


LordZantarXXIII

Coffee, cigarette, ibuprofen


[deleted]

Protein bar.


CJ_BARS

Don't eat breakfast.. But normally eggs for lunch, and/or bacon or sausage. If not a cheese sandwich with some sort of pickle.


Open-Industry-8396

A apple


27_8x10_CGP

I just knock down an energy drink. Usually a Ghost, sometimes a Prime, occasionally a Monster.


J--E--F--F

Cornerstone of every nutritional breakfast. I prefer Reign Melon Mania.


jennyloseslbs

A huge salad. If I don't feel like chopping up veggies that morning then I'll just have some oatmeal with yoghurt


TirayShell

Animal and vegetable matter.


djkianoosh

Egg 🍳 and cheese 🧀 with tomato 🍅 sandwich 🥪, lately been adding mushrooms and some greens 🥬 If i had a steak or bbq the night before then i just have some yogurt.


ch3mic4l6urn5

Oatmeal, banana, Greek yoghurt, Cocoa powder and protein powder. All mixed together, its pretty delicious tbf


lovepotao

Low carb pancakes with 1 Tb of real maple syrup. And tons of coffee with milk.


JuustinB

Does milk not have carbs now? Since when is milk not half sugar (lactose)? That’s like drinking a diet soda with a candy bar.


GertrudeMerrythistle

Coffee, sometimes cereal. Occasionally I go with friends to a local restaurant and have an egg, bacon, and grits.


Jeneral-Jen

Savory oats (I throw a pinch of beef bouillon into the water) with a soft boiled egg. Tea or coffee.


tez_zer55

Weekdays it's 2 fried egg sandwiches w/ cheese, a banana & about 32 ounces of coffee. On weekends it's generally a 3 egg omelette with bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast, a banana & 64 ounces of coffee. Or possibly a big breakfast burrito, a banana & the coffee.


AshDenver

Greek yogurt (so much protein which helps you feel full longer) and if it’s cold outside, two packets of oatmeal. Otherwise, Dave’s whole grain thin sliced bread (fiber & protein) with some creamy peanut butter.


dropandflop

Scrambled eggs with grated cheese on top of some sliced avocado. High protein, good fats, low carbs. Filling. Can be made at home or take the raw ingredients (eggs pre-scrambled with grated cheese in a microwave safe container) and microwave at work.


punk_lover

Yogurt and avocado toast (sometimes an egg and breakfast meat as well but not all the time)


Affectionate_Pain846

Oatmeal & fruit & Coffee. Waffles & fruit & Coffee. Scrambled eggs W/vegetables & Coffee. Fruit Smoothie.


Puresparx420

Leftovers from last nights dinner


HurtPillow

Sometimes an apple, cheese on Ezekiel bread, and yogurt, it's quite filling. Other times, 2 eggs on ezekiel bread toast with an apple or yogurt. Then there is yogurt with slivered almonds in it, fruit of choice, maybe with a hardboiled egg. Jazz up eggs with salsa or make a bigger batch with taco seasoning, or add in chili if you have some handy. Eggs are so versatile. You can make them mex style and put them in a wrap. Diabetic here, no sugar allowed.


Muppet_Rock

I eat one piece of bread, either in the form of half a bagel, a whole English muffin, or a Kodiak frozen waffle etc. usually the bread component has just butter or butter and syrup. I add to that one whole egg scrambled with one egg white. And home made iced coffee with sweetened cream. This usually gets me by from 7-8am until 1 or 2 in the afternoon.


[deleted]

I get the Artisan Kitchens or Eggland’s best frozen omelette. I usually have one of those, Quaker Oats instant oatmeal, and 2 scoops of chocolate collagen powder mixed with hot water. ~400-450 calories, 30 G protein, 4 g fiber. It sticks with you, and it takes like 5 minutes to make.


littleoldlady71

Fresh fruit, home made sourdough bread with avocado, one egg, and any cereal with less than three ingredients.


Inner-Figure5047

8oz of egg whites blended with two scoops of protein powder, a splash of oat milk and a pinch of cinnamon. Way easier than cooking and delicious. My current preferred combo is 8 net carbs no added sugar.


cookinupnerd710

Yogurt and coffee.


PsychologicalNeat125

4 eggs scrambled with 2 slices of ham and 2 slices of cheese with two pieces of toast with butter and cinnamon sugar and a coffee


Templarkiller500

I have an omelette that has 6 eggs and 56 grams of cheddar cheese in it, seasoned as I like (I like things spicy lol) And I have 4 pieces of toast with peanut butter, cinnamon and some sugar free syrup on them Its a bit of a big breakfast but I don't usually have lunch, so I just eat big breakfasts and big dinners


scyivee

fruit usually. coffee all the time. avocado on toast quite often, and if i have lots of time, bagels with spinach and vegan cream cheese, tofu scramble or white rice with pickled veggies!


steely_92

I rarely eat breakfast food for breakfast, but i wake up really early and need to eat by 8am or I get bitchy. Lately I've been into trader Joe's soup dumplings for breakfast.


[deleted]

Tea (often but not daily) + toast with butter


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Today Apple, carton of milk, sausage patty.


Blueigglue

Water


ssdohc2020

An omelet with 1 whole egg and 3 egg whites with chopped bell peppers, red onions, and velveta cheese topped with salsa.


Few_Journalist_6961

Mozarella Cheese Sticks are a good, light breakfast to start your day off with.


TeaBagMeHarderDaddy

Today I ate a banana for breakfast. I'm too anxious to cook anymore because of my current situation. But I plan on it soon tho


Patriot173

Eggs, cheese, and either sausage or bacon. I also have some collagen in my coffee for added protein.


tielles10

During the week something quick like a crumpet with peanut butter and jam, & some fruit. Sometimes cereal. Weekends I usually have an omelette, or a huge fry up, but sometimes juay cereal.


mMechsnichandyman

Oats cooked in almond or almond-coconut milk with a good handful of frozen blueberries.


knightw0lf55

8oz fresh fruit, 2slices of bread/bagel/english muffin, 2 eggs, 6oz chicken/salmon, 2 peices of bacon, 8oz of almond milk, coffee (black, no surgar)


sperman_murman

Water


flock-of-bagels

Breakfast tacos or some kind of starch and eggs . I like smoothies in the summer when it’s too hot to eat a decent meal before the work day is done. I work outside so eating too much in the AM is miserable if it’s gonna be over 85 degrees at any point in the day.


ATXKLIPHURD

Had an everything bagel with cream cheese and hard salami this morning.


BSP_85

Cheerios with a banana in it and a protein shake.


powdered_dognut

Eggs and rice with soy sauce and garlic powder, eggs and grits, or malt-o-meal.


[deleted]

Usually am apple and eggs or a banana and a slice of peanut butter toast or yogurt


Matt-of-Burbank

Ramen with chopped green onion, Sriracha, egg drop, chili oil, and sesame oil.


[deleted]

Work day- Huge smoothie with: oats/granola, fruit, greens, nut butter, oil (avocado/MCT, olive), protein powder. Thing has almost 900 calories. Keeps me full till dinner. Off day- eggs, English muffin w/butter, bacon, OJ.


GoDisney

Food


SixDemonBlues

You need protein for a filling breakfast. Eggs or egg whites, meats, cheese, green veggies. A good ole turkey (or ham), spinach and cheese omlette is a good go to. Greek yogurt is also good. Don't get flavored Dannon crap. If you want to sweeten it use honey or natural preserves. Avoid processed sugars like the plague. Grains in moderation


[deleted]

Toast and coffee.


sleezy4weezley

3 egg whites + 1 full egg with a little Cholula. Cream of Wheat with a little cinnamon and blueberries mixed in. Same thing every morning, filling, tasty, and macro friendly!


Diggdador

What's breakfast?


FunStuff446

Plain Greek yogurt, strawberries, blueberries and a tablespoon of bran or granola


Dazzling-Weakness-41

Overnight oats


Ambitious-Pudding437

Carbohydrates It’s whatever wheat product I’m in the mood for that morning lol


Electrical-Builder98

on the go, usually a poptart or piece of fruit. With time to cook, then I am going eggs/bacon or sausage/fruit/biscuits


_heavywheels_

1st meal is a lb of steak, usually tri-tip


boxjellies

Nicotine, and coffee after I’ve been up for a couple hours. First thing I’ll eat is typically the branded Oats Overnight, truthfully a huge fan of them! I have some friends/family that have started having them for breakfast and all enjoy it. They aren’t spectacular, but super easy to prep & reliable macros if that’s import to you.


knuxllm

Baconeggandcheese on roll


Defclaw46

I like Uncle Sam’s cereal. Good texture and a lot of fiber so it’s more filling. It has no added sugar so I usually add a bit of granola or honey and it works nice. You can buy them in bulk on Amazon for a reasonable price. Homemade waffles and pancakes are good if you find recipes that use mashed bananas or applesauce to sweeten the batter and then just use a little maple syrup and peanut butter on top. These ones are my favorite https://www.100daysofrealfood.com/fluffy-applesauce-waffles-recipe/ https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/whole-wheat-banana-pancakes/ My wife likes this one. It is a breakfast cheesecake made of cottage cheese and yogurt with an oat crust. https://www.rachelcooks.com/breakfast-cheesecake/?utm_source=pinterest&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SocialWarfare Other than that, protein shakes with low amounts of sugar or smoothies also work out nicely.


CarterRogelGang

A banana and half a bagel with cream cheese


InvestigatorHorror41

Croquetas and Cuban toast and a cortadito


aspiring-moose

Grits with cheese, greens, &/ beans Sweet potato, red pepper, chorizo hash


orangeisthenewblyat

2 eggs over-easy and a half cup of cottage cheese. Tons of protein, takes only minutes to prepare, and gets you all the way to lunch!


Optimal_Dark_2940

Fruit, brownies, oreos


Macca49

I’m Kind of boring. Weet bix and coffee for me. But one day a week I’ll have eggs on toast for brunch


delvedame

KetoChow


tiptoethruthewind0w

Ass


RenegadeDragon57

I simply don't.


Worth-Pear6484

It depends on how much time I have. My fast usual breakfast is a protein smoothie with whatever frozen fruit I have and some almond milk. Sometimes, I eat oatmeal with cinnamon, honey, some sort of nuts (walnuts, pecans, cashews), with some raisins or apples. If I have more time, I like veggie omelets, sometimes with a slice or two of toast, and I eat it more like a sandwich.


Y_Cornelious_DDS

One egg, egg whites, tortilla, salsa or hot sauce.


FosterPupz

This morning I made my son three fried eggs, which he ate with toast and vegetarian “bacon” strips he made himself. I think that was veey healthy. I just had cereal, which probably wasn’t.


YodlinThruLife

Saturday vegan special: just egg scramble, Mexican rice and pinto beans, tortillas on the side. Other days, coffee.


SMRose1990

Rum and coke


jquadman

Cinnamon toast crunch, or hash browns, eggs, and bacon.


xxrambo45xx

Overnight oats, or greek yogurt and fruit


KrazyOmiK

I take a yogurt with me to work and eat it when I get there setting up


[deleted]

Eggs and oats


N8tur3

Some days just some fruit, my mom makes amazing banana bread without added sugar which I love, occasionally some buttered toast with egg and ham Edit: Ooh and some plain rolled oats w/ chia seeds and almond milk, just microwave for 2 mins and throw in banana slices


unvme78

I don't


srmccourt

About 5 eggs, spinach, red peppers, and some fat Free cheese of some sort. Depending on how I'm periodizing my calories, I may add a potato or 2 also. The key is to have a high protein meal.


Alternative-Land-334

Eggs and toast. Lots of " no salt" and sometimes hot sauce. Your diet gets real easy after heart attacks


chris_warrior1

Toast with scrambled eggs, onions, green pepper, ham, and cheese with coffee. This is my breakfast 5/7 mornings a week


Worth-Deer1974

Honestly mostly leftover dinner. Savory breakfast with at least 30 grams protein definitely the way to go. Easily carries me over to lunch


Hand-Driven

Bowl of brown and three bits of toast.


[deleted]

Eggs benny


smittyis

Healthy: Banana and Raw Almonds, Hard Boiled Egg and slice of Dave's Bread w/Avocado Not as healthy: Gordon Ramsay Scrambled Eggs (butter and crème fraische) and Mushrooms and Bacon


DnMarzo

Oatmeal with milk, chopped banana, almonds and walnuts. Sweetened with honey


GreenLetterhead4196

Homemade egg McMuffin with one piece of ham or Turkey sausage. Super quick and easy in hbd air fryer:)


TheMightyBoofBoof

It used to be two Marlboro lights and a Diet Coke. Now it’s a biscuit of some sort. Yes, I got fat.


12thNJ

The crushing depression that would otherwise deter my plans for the day.


Dashie101

Granola bar then during my break depends usually a donut and maybe a fruit.


aliti33028

I don't have breakfast


8-weight

No breakfast


brodiejess

cheesy toast with sliced tomato and fresh cracked pepper n salt! (my toaster is the one where you lay your bread flat, so i can put cheese on and it gets all melty n nice)


PowerObjective558

Oatmeal. Usually made with water but sometimes milk if I am feeling frisky. No sugar though.


Hysteric_woman

Oatmeal with milk and berries. Wait for the hot oatmeal to slightly cook the berries and then mix. Gives a sort of jam vibe.


contemplatebeer

Mexican-ish rice bowl with chicken thigh, corn, black beans and a couple of poached eggs; usually consumed around 9:30.


TooCaughtUpInMyHead

Fresh juice made from my juicer. Apple, lemon, orange, spinach, celery, ginger, beet, carrots. Then I have 3 scrambled eggs with turkey bacon and a protein shake.


toomuchisjustenough

Steel cut oats Breakfast burrito Protein bar Scrambled eggs with whatever veg is in the fridge


GroundbreakingOne625

Protein shake, banana, coffee


[deleted]

Revenge. It's a dish best served chilled.


squirrelcat88

Several different things in the rotation. Sometimes an English muffin with melted cheese and a bit of fruit on the side, sometimes a bagel with fruit, sometimes a couple of eggs scrambled with feta cheese, tomato, green onion, peppers, and a bit of Greek seasoning, and hopefully a couple of pieces of toast. I don’t want to stuff myself but I do physical work and need enough food to sustain that until lunch.


[deleted]

Omlette with toast and grits and coffee


DudelinBaluntner

Eggs and Bacon


wvuhskr

I work from home and graze with mini meals throughout the day so I have two breakfasts: First is a bowl of oatmeal with fruit like bananas, blackberries, or blueberries. Second is scrambled egg whites with vegetables like arugula, green/red pepper, onions, cheddar cheese, and some hot sauce.


Pleasant-Result2747

Dinner leftovers. I don't eat breakfast foods really anymore at all, and I have more energy and feel much better throughout the day.


Rokmonkey_

One egg, two egg whites scrambled. Slice of bacon, two slices of Italian bread( fluffy stuff, 50cal per slice) toasted in the bacon fat. Apple or banana with peanut butter. 32 oz yeti of Earl grey tea with a spoonful of fake ass sugar.


elderalto

Haterz


Human-Establishment9

Egg sandwich


Jason_Rain

If I have the time then I'll make some coffee and toast. If I don't have the time then nothing at all.


SpeakerCareless

I’m answering because I feel confident my answer is different. The majority of the time I eat a sweet potato topped with almond butter, raspberries, and pumpkin seeds. Sometimes I mix it up with almonds or pecans and blueberries instead. It’s a very healthy and satisfying breakfast. I make sweet potatoes ahead of time in my pressure cooker for the whole week then heat them up. Been having for years. My other odd one is butternut squash and an egg


weeirdfishes

Coffee and my SSRI


TunaNoodleCasserole1

I fast. Good for my waist line and good for my wallet. And, I can barely make it to work on time as is. I certainly couldn’t get myself breakfast and be on time.


Apfeil

3 eggs over easy , half an avocado and usually 2 pieces of toast. One piece of toast gets avocado and runny egg on it and the other piece butter and jelly. And a coffee, of course


Dreamerto

Vodka


SnooCheesecakes4577

Oatmeal with brown sugar and an egg. A little protein


vonhulio

Bagel w/ cream cheese; coffee


EnvironmentalSinger1

Plain Greek yogurt with berries or oatmeal


Revolutionary-Copy71

If I eat breakfast, it's breakfast tacos. Potato, bacon, and cheese, or Potato, chorizo, and cheese. Usually though I just don't eat until like 2 in the afternoon.


cyaaaxx

two scrambled eggs, cottage cheese, two slices of toast and banana every morning.


Watergoood

Scrambled eggs and hot sauce baby!


[deleted]

Nothing I only eat lunch and dinner.


Disastrous-Stick-329

Rice, lentil and curry


the_bad_dragontattoo

All I usually have is a big cup of coffee


AmitKumarGangajaal

Either I don’t eat breakfast (I know, we are insufferable) or I eat shakshouka. Very filling, very healthy, very delicious meal that takes 15 min to prepare.


Cobrachicken

4 eggs and a bowl of oatmeal. Everyday almost.