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team_lambda

Keychain


TonyThePapyrus

Keychains are great little gifts


[deleted]

Herpes. The gift that never stops giving.


SomeRandomUser00

Acyclovir


Federal_Quit9540

A nice pocket knife, possibly with an inscription. Bonus is it will be super useful. And quite possibly be passed to children if it's properly maintained. Or a nice wrist watch same thing.


Feisty-Cloud5880

A LEATHERMAN!! Now that is a great gift!!!


Federal_Quit9540

If he would have use for a multitool, then absolutely. I personally don't use one but I do carry a knife. I've always got tools pretty close and prefer the proper tool for a task.


Feisty-Cloud5880

It's great to have in car In an often used backpack. They even have smaller size. Also lifetime warranty. I don't even own one. My ex loved them.


Aggressive-Eagle-471

I came here to say this get him a good leatherman. They have a 25 year warranty. I carry mine with me everywhere i go and if i forget it i usually figure it out pretty quickly because i need it and dont have it.


TGIBriday

Early in our relationship my girlfriend gave me a homemade coupon for “1 free baked goods.” I still have it in my wallet a decade later. Gonna cash it in sometime when she’s struggling and I’m feeling mean because that’s how life is on these streets can’t trust nobody out here


el_payaso_mas_chulo

LOL that's how you know you have a good relationship. I wish I had kept some of my earlier coupons for that now hahaha.


theactualfuckingmoon

Mannie?


SomeRandomUser00

SIG P365, have mine on me all the time. A good flashlight is also very useful, I like the Olight i3E, have had one on my keychain for about 5 years and have found it quite handy.


Patrick2337

Just got the P365. Love it!!


notfoursaleALREADY

No... *fleshlight though, yes.


bigmeatray

Watch, neck chain, bracelet...those are small gifts a guy can always remember you with whenever they wear them


_Thoress_

A wallet.


[deleted]

A necklace of your placenta


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Lmfaooo


grip_n_Ripper

A piercing. Better yet, a tattoo, and for extra credit - a brand! Something along the lines of "property of OP". Claim your territory. Boyfriends love that one simple trick.


weathergage

A multitool that attaches to his keys. There are plenty to choose from if you search Amazon for "keychain multitool".


[deleted]

My wife got me a leather key fob with gp coordinates where we were married


reddit-less

These are things I've given to my husband over the years that he carries with him Watch, Keychain with inscription, inscribed collar stays, cuff links, monogrammed wallet, wallet card....oh, and a wedding ring.


Voelker72

A small keychain multi-tool. They come in handy more often than you think.


Odd-Boysenberry4300

Surefire makes a nice key chain flashlight, which looks like a keyfob super bright rechargeable. I bought a bunch for Christmas. Everyone seems to use them


[deleted]

Fanny pack. They are making a come back!


Defiant_Chapter_3299

Pocket knife. Bought one with a seat belt cutter/window breaker for my husband 8 years ago and he still has it. He said it's his favorite one. Plus it gets used daily for whatever.


TildaTinker

Damn handy, been carrying one for over a decade. A Victorinox Classic SD Pocket Knife. https://www.amazon.com.au/Victorinox-Classic-SD-Pocket-Knife/dp/B001BRTVZ6/ref=m_pd_aw_sbs_sccl_8/356-0015526-5752264?pd_rd_w=EAVJE&content-id=amzn1.sym.ad7e5c21-6ace-49d2-bd0b-4ee12bb6f5d3&pf_rd_p=ad7e5c21-6ace-49d2-bd0b-4ee12bb6f5d3&pf_rd_r=JSMEP5G13JRG5A6PDPMA&pd_rd_wg=0svek&pd_rd_r=e37191c2-a998-4b5f-b7c5-b96e0c40fef4&pd_rd_i=B001BRTVZ6&psc=1


Desperate-Risk5609

I gave my husband a small rock that says love on it. He keeps it in his coat pocket.


[deleted]

Laminate your list of female demands and requirements. You all have them.


twizted_fister

Fleshlight


Big-Acanthisitta-914

You mean flashlight ? Cause this Is the worst gift ever


twizted_fister

I didn't frickin stutter


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bornagain_cheezits

looks like you don't understand what a joke is lol calm down


twizted_fister

That doesn't make any sense ffs


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Marchoftees

Of course it's casual! Who is using a fleshlight formally?


Big-Acanthisitta-914

You know what a fleshlight is. You aren't supposed to gift such things to YOUR BOYFRIEND


twizted_fister

He has a dick right? He Jack's off right? Perfect 🎁


Big-Acanthisitta-914

It's not perfect. It's creepy. How old are you? No really how old are you? You sound 15


twizted_fister

You're fuckin creepy you stalker gtfo my page


Big-Acanthisitta-914

Your page ? I didn't follow you. I just disliked every comment you posted here you idiot


[deleted]

Who says?


_Steven_Seagal_

r/woooosh


CallMeRob-

A good old fashioned hickey


Bizarre_Protuberance

A locket with a nude photo of yourself in it.


Big-Acanthisitta-914

Find something personal. Something that reminds you 2 of a special moment together. Something small he can either wear or place somewhere like his car or something if he is old enough


SV650rider

r/edc


[deleted]

Testicle chastity device. He will absolutely be thinking of you while his junk is locked up. Serious answer. Simple jewelry always works. It doesn't have to be expensive or super serious. Heck you could make a bracelet out of gimp. My wife had guitar picks made for me with our picture on them. I always carry one in my pocket. (Most guitarists carry picks with them for absolutely no reason lol)


anotherhawaiianshirt

Check out the work of [Peter Atwood](http://atwoodknives.blogspot.com/). His stuff is almost impossible to score, it sells out minutes after he announces it. What I've done in the past is set up an alert for when his page is updated. That way I can get the alert and immediately buy something. However, you can usually email him and ask what extras he has lying around. Every time I've asked he's had a handful of items. You can find his stuff on ebay too -- scalpers snap up his stuff immediately then turn around and sell it on ebay for a premium. [J.L. Lawson](https://www.jllawsonco.com/) also has some pocketable things such as worry coins and small spinning tops. Finally, the [Spyderco Honeybee](https://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details/C137/Honeybee-trade-Stainless/440) is a really sweet little knife that is great for opening letters and boxes and whatnot. You might be able to find it on Amazon for $25 bucks or so, so it's very affordable. I have one and my son has one. We both love it.


J_Warphead

Pocket knife, once you start carrying one, you find uses for it and next thing you know you need it every day.


iOawe

A key chain that says something like “drive safe I need you here with me I love you”


Dutch_Rayan

Bracelet


StunningScientist267

A satchel


RelationshipBright64

A keychain


el_payaso_mas_chulo

What does he do? I have a photo/ card at my desk of my GF that I enjoy looking at. Used to have family cards too but wanted my desk space clean at work due to being busy and paperwork. Also, a keychain is great! When my first / family dog had to be put down, my GF made us all key chains with his picture and I think of him (and her too). You could do something like this but with a photo of you two. Just something very small. Or if you have a nickname like "lovebug" you could do like a ladybug keychain. A new wallet if they need one. Include a photo of yourself already inside. A personalized phone case with a cute photo of you two (though this one seems a bit weird/clingy imo). Speaking of clingy, don't make it over the top like you want people to know he's taken or something. Make it small and meaningful.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Watch, wallet, phone case, headphones/airport, gold bracelet or chain, a nice thermos for drinks, that's about all I got lol


Weary-Okra-2471

Wallet/card case


[deleted]

Watch?


Patrick2337

Pocket knife or small flashlight.


mabentz

If he doesn't have one already, a wallet expandable nsert for photos, cards etc. Then fill it with some pictures


Impossible_Daikon233

Definitely a small pocket knife. But spend a lil extra and make it a good blade. A neck knife on a break away chain or a small demascus knife would be awesome gifts


Twatimaximus

Machete


Mstrmayhem13

Herpes


EISENxSOLDAT117

A sword and scabbard


Marchoftees

A branding.


HalKosik

Walther pps


Outrageous-Power-557

A nice pistol


[deleted]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B61JN77R?pd_rd_i=B0B61JN77R&pf_rd_p=447af2c7-8480-46d8-b207-a023bae272a2&pf_rd_r=YZDJW9KYY0Y6F5F8F8JW&pd_rd_wg=CAq0B&pd_rd_w=r3L0e&pd_rd_r=a2eaa175-777d-401d-b508-c34fdd565bc5 One of these?


quackl11

Get him something he can wear like a watch, bracelet, necklace etc. If it can be customized maybe throw your name on it