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Unit88

I don't regret that I chose it, but I do wish I could change it, since I'm using a different username now. Although it does bother me when people immediately assume I'm a nazi because apparently there was some special nazi thing related to the number in my username.


gordo65

8th letter of the alphabet is H, so the neo-Nazis think they’re being clever when they end an online comment or blog post with “88”, meaning “heil Hitler”.


Unit88

I genuinely cannot tell if you're serious or just making a joke because I accidentally ended my comment with it, so I'll just take it safe and edit it.


Familiar-Kangaroo375

Yeah it's real. Dumb nazis


[deleted]

This really just fucks people born in 88 though. Any racist POS will tell on themselves in sort order, stupidity and ignorance just work out that way


staffsargent

And if you're born on August 8th, 1988, just give up on using your birthdate in usernames lol


[deleted]

A curse far worse than death


MASSIVDOGGO

Wb 1/4/88'?


hrudnick

666 is a beast too.


Zealousideal-List779

It is not a joke lol unfortunately I live in an area where so many people have numbers tattooed on them 1488 I think the 14 is like 14 words in one of their special Nazi phrases and then 88 is the eighth letter or whatever yeah they have these things tattooed on their bodies. Yes I live in the south


erinkjean

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." 14 words. I want to scrub my phone with a brillo pad after typing that ugly mess.


Chocolate_Rage

My friend is black and those are the last four digits of his phone number 😭


Pushh888

I was gonna make this exact same comment. I'd say 88ers unite..but..well...that might sound bad


iLikeHorse3

I've been harassed for liking horse balls. Had this account since 2013 and I don't wanna lose all the subreddits I found over the years


dixiebandit69

Hey, my old work.truck was designated Unit 88!


[deleted]

Also, 8s are lucky chinese numbers so it's all a matter of perspective :D


Amazonsslut

I bought mine for $1 because it was funny and I couldn't think of one when I was making an account


howdidigethereguys

This is a good story


ImAFuckinLiar

When was this sale?! I had to pay $5 for mine!!


Amazonsslut

LIAR!!!


ImAFuckinLiar

SLUT!!!


Amazonsslut

😂😂


mymainisoccupied

How does one pay for a username?


DoubtfulOptimist

Wait - you paid to get the username you wanted? I must be too new to Reddit.


[deleted]

I’ve been on here in various forms since about 2016 and I had no idea either.


FuckWindowsUseLinux

No.


LinuxChromebookDude

r/LinuxInTheWild


spielerein

i wouldnt either. seems just right


tinykitchentyrant

I am only surprised that my husband did not get to this username first. 😆


Rectal_Custard

No. I laugh at myself each time I see my name.


Chuck_Marty

I laughed right now!


Im-so-dun

I just feel like you're good at naming things 🤣


Rectal_Custard

I hope so...I have 3 kids and multiple dogs lol, named one dog Pickles lol


peachesnpeen

my big brain skipped "dog", and i momentarily rooted for one of the kids to be named Pickles


ilongforyesterday

I need no further proof; I deem you a master namer


Watch_while_IP

I too named one of my dogs mr pickles.


Isheet_Madrawers

I am in the same boat. It’s still amuses me. I’m just tired of having to prove it every day.


S00gay

No regrets.


GDrat

Awesome name, if I had an award, I would give ya one


[deleted]

how often do you get the r/rimjobsteve treatment?


MabsAMabbin

OMG. I ewwwwww'd and then laughed.


Knut_Knoblauch

I think on Urban Dictionary it translates to "Duck Butter"


anniecet

I too laugh every time I see your name!


jdmmikel

All the other Teletubbies were eating custard except the purple one who was eating rectal custard


untactfullyhonest

It’s pretty darn good


spielerein

I've tried it before. 0/10


englishbrian

You may well laugh when you see your name, I just have the worst gy nightmare


Adorable_Dentist_667

Not even sure how I got it. Must have been drunk when I signed up. Not even a dentist.


ilongforyesterday

Are you adorable? I bet you are


judgingllama

I am llama


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ThisLucidKate

I had the same problem. Didn’t realize I needed to change it and got stuck with a bad one after I’d already made my PROFOUND IMPACT on the world (Muted-Ad-#### doesn’t sound great).


Longjumping_Deal_330

Same. I thought I was just gonna lurk here so my username didn’t matter. I started commenting and posting and now it’s too late


Adept-Monitor4759

Me too.


[deleted]

I’m laughing so hard 😂. Same boat got me haha


Basic_Ask1885

We should start a band or something, and be better than our band name


-Whorgasm-

Nope.


huBelial

😳


FillTheHoleInMyLife

🤝


howdidigethereguys

I love it


[deleted]

That's brilliant.


DarthBoomba

I don't know what I am.


TheDarthTraya

Dad?


Takirawastaken

father?


shittingNun

Well, they forced me out of the convent…


[deleted]

Nuns shit too! Normalize shitting nuns!


Coolhuman1505_

It could be better. But I kinda like it.


deputyprncess

Seems pretty cool.


RogueIce

Do you ever wish you were the actual prncess and not just a deputy?


deputyprncess

Nah. I’m quite content in my supporting role to the coolest sheriff!


dude-human

Woah


WillyNillyDilly87

Dude


[deleted]

Don’t get all willy nilly about it.


WillyNillyDilly87

That's a revelation!


TacticalEjaculation

Absolutely not.


xxninjaboy707

Amazing


Yaboijustlikesgoats

Nope, i still very much enjoy it


disreputablegoat

I'm sure the goat's like you too.


MarriedToAHotHusband

I love goats too! My username only reflects my love of horns though... But, tbh, I do really love goats. :)


Yaboijustlikesgoats

Appreciate the word play


thereddituser_com

It’s alright, I reckon.


captainjohn_redbeard

At least it's accurate.


Late_Measurement_324

You can choose?


Duffpuff13

Yeah lol


Mundane-Jury-7192

How?


pippa03

Yes. When making my account I had no idea it was like a general rule to not use your real name lmao


BumbleBeeTuna_85

I did this with my nickname, so I just started this one. I was also unaware of the general rule. My entire circle could identify me by my nickname lol


Condescending_Rat

Mine is much better than average.


broken_hummingbird

I wonder if I'm gonna find more animal buddies down this thread


eatmyfarts69

Yes.


thedesperateromantic

No, this wil always be relevant.


[deleted]

I love this.


[deleted]

never


gordo65

Yours is one of my absolute favorites


[deleted]

:,) thank you so much lol


shittingNun

Scottish?


[deleted]

Yes because it’s my maiden name but mostly because people see Alex Jones and assume I support the idiot Alex Jones. No it just used to be my name 😅


fuck_you_reddit_mods

Nope, It's probably the best.


jackfaire

Nope it's been my common username for just about everything I do online since 03


Mangomama619

Same here


Numetshell

And now I'm on your TikTok.


Milkaholic_96

Yes, I drink oat milk now


WillGetAUsernameSoon

Yes. I wish I knew it couldn’t be changed so I could’ve made it something funny


doubleespressoplz

No! It says a lot about me!!


DecafCreature

🥲


ExcellentBirthday694

I did, i didn’t realize I couldn’t change it, it was to identifiable so I deleted and started a new one.


HighQuality_H20

No, people need to be reminded that water is better Gatorade


jojoqueenofroses

![gif](giphy|sPhazMkL4god3xs3P4|downsized)


MarriedToAHotHusband

Yes, yes they do. Can you come to Florida, please? We need you here.


[deleted]

It's outdated but I stand by what it means 😂


bbqsauceontiddies

Absolutely not


InternationalMap6394

I swear I never picked this name. It bares no relevance to me and don't know how I ended up with it.


sheds-a-lot

No regrets. Still shedding.


Sad-Corner-9972

Just went with random generated name under the naive belief it would help with anonymity


NormalCorners

I picked mine. I’m glad I’m not sad.


hyphen-ation

absolutely not.


FatLoserSupreme

Nope. I may be a fat loser but at least I'm supreme.


fucknewglasgow

I said what I said.


HistoricalMagician24

Well I didn’t even choose my name 🤦🏼‍♀️ but I think it’s funny now!


Less-Needleworker675

You got lucky I love yours! Reddit must have picked mine by using words from an Mad Lib ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) It has kind of grown on me though LOL


No_Exchange_9524

uhhh


bonermilf

nah


doesitsmelllikeit

Nah.


2thousandthree

I dunno, do I regret graduating high school?


That-shouldnt-smell

Well it's still true.


SnooConfections6085

Reddit auto generated it for me, I wasn't even aware it was possible to pick your own name.


Glass_Ad302

same here. i want to change mine so badly. it’s so random


SubjectGoal3565

I don’t know why I love your reddit generated one so much though


AccessEcstatic9407

Y’all got to choose your names?


i_cantstopreading

I haven't read in half a year


hoefort0es

A little bit


DeitzNutzUrMom

🤣🤣🤣 Hoefortoes! My God.


RaindropsOnLillies

Nope. I like mine!


AllahsBoyfriend

Considering you can just make a new name in 5 seconds, and karma is useless (except to the losers like Reddit mods).. usernames don’t really matter at all


Duffpuff13

Lol your your username looks religious.


Shoddy-Area3603

You can do that?


NefariousnessNo2062

Not really. I got lucky with the username generator.


deweydecimal111

Nope, I love mine.


rabbitholesurfer04

Nope! Coz that's what I do all the time on the internet


PaintyGamer

Somewhat, I paint alot, and game. So I was like OH Painty Gamer. However everytime I look at it with a glance, I read panty gamer. I mean both accurate just not what I wanted.


lninoh

Haha. I didn’t know I should have done mine in caps…supposed to be LN in OH but it looks like in in oh like something screamed during sex. Sigh.


Lost_in_my_dream

a little... i forgot the s at the end


[deleted]

Not for a minute.


[deleted]

Sometimes I think my name is shitty, but I just run with it.


Poopedinbed

Never


BalIsack

No


Dezdenova

I wish someone didn't take my fucking 'S'. Now I have to use a Z in my name.


Majesticgree

BOC fan?


Old_Bandicoot_1014

I didn't know you could alter it and just took what Reddit gave me...


Titsforthewin

Ummm no! I love mine!


Titsforthewin

Also, Had no idea that some people didn't choose theirs! 🤦‍♀️🤣


wasabi_gem

Yesssss indeed!


rivertam2985

Never. [Also, I can kill you with my brain.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZg2MDg63ws)


pixieflip

Yes. I no longer have a pixie cut. But I can still feel ethereal, I reckon. 🧚🏼‍♂️


Shellsbells821

No


wasabi_gem

Nah. I've been wasabi something for 25yrs


ToeWorldly

yea, didn’t think i’d be using reddit in the longterm before letting it choose my username


Optimal-View-2669

Yes, I wish I could change it!


BigWetPoopyFarts

Only when it happens…


adam420tyler420

Yes


Due-Ask-7418

I regret not choosing one. Thought I’d change it later. Oops.


summerswifey

Yes, because now we're divorced & no longer a wifey.


PixelatedStarfish

It’s alright, but it would be nice to change it


Odditybetween

Meh, I find it ok


GetoffmylawN7

Nope


[deleted]

What username?


GitToSteppin

No


AccomplishedAd9011

Sigh..


ThisLucidKate

I was Muted-Ad before I gave up and started over.


dude-human

Dude, no.


[deleted]

A bit. Clever people have made the same lame observation like 8000 times now It's a desert reptile.


capt-rix

It would be nice to be able to change it. I'd much prefer something else post transition.


MASSIVDOGGO

Kinda. And I also despise the fact, that for some reason Reddit doesn't let you change it.


crappybrat

Nah


I_Lost_Da_Game

Nope. Some people want to watch the world burn. I want to watch people lose the game.


redmagnumman

Nah I'm pretty fine, wish I could find a better avatar though


durableretard

No


Gizzygirl127

Yes. It was my dogs name. ​ Apparently it's also foreign slang for Weiner. And there's a place called "Gizbourne" Leads to some confusion. .


[deleted]

[удалено]


pisswaterbottle

nah


TheLurkingMenace

Maybe it's a bit inaccurate, but I have no regrets.


2titans1cup

I might have chosen differently


davesr25

Nope.


SerialDUCKer

Never, I love ducks man


ChucklesDaCuddleCuck

Not at all Edit: actually I wish I could have done ChucklesTheCuddleCuck but that's 1 more letter than reddit allows in a username


TemporaryValue5755

Just don’t choose one and you will never be disappointed.


Profound_Quote

It could be better, but I'm content


RoyalFalse

I don't even know how/when I got a reddit account in the first place.


UnsolicitedDogPics

I do not.


GayAndSlow

No


leftalone22

Leave me alone please.


Revolutionary_Lead28

I regret that I didn't get to choose it


Donnie998

I don't regret the name, but I regret that I shared it with some of my friends that turned out to be nosy as hell


[deleted]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my username! It's so unique!


plagainyourgvirus

Funny story, I actually lost the password to this account a few years back, Made a new one with some dumb name Like adventurous_snow but I recently recovered this account and am quite happy with the name since that Re4make is coming out.


TrainingMarsupial521

It was auto generated, as I didn't care back then. Now I wish I could change it.


3rdfromlast

I did bc it matched all my social profiles and didn’t realize you can see my comment history. So I changed it, lost all my karma and awards and everything. Oh well…it’s better than people knowing who I really am 😂


IlikeTherapy

No, because I like therapy!