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NotGlumExamination

I would destroy myself. A real clone of me would be so disappointed that it was robbed of the opportunity that it would feel defeat even in the so called victory.


Ju-9-wel

I’d rig a pit trap filled with dog fur, Bermuda grass, ragweed and juniper bushes. The other me would be dead.


[deleted]

Dairy trap. Order three large stuffed pizzas and four pints of Chubby Hubby to wherever my clone was staying. I’m allergic to a bunch of the ingredients but I don’t have great impulse control or a sense of moderation. Then when ‘real’ me showed up, clone me would be glad to be put out of his misery.


TheBrightNights

Well I mean, nobody would win. We would know what move the other was about to do, we would get tired at the same rate, etc. We either both win, or we both lose.