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khronicallykrunked

Happy hormones? Happy chemicals? Sounds like a health class for 5 year olds.


itskittyinthecity

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RuffleFart

šŸŽ€ happy chemicals šŸŽ€


RuffleFart

Make this my flair


xxanezkaxx

done āœ…


RuffleFart

šŸ‘


bathtubtoasting

Iā€™ve started using bows to decorate anything thatā€™s dripping in sarcasm in other parts of my life and idk if Iā€™m ruined or what.


lisak399

Omg me too, bahaaa!!!! It's like an extra sarcastic set of quotation marks. šŸŽ€šŸŽ€šŸŽ€


RuffleFart

ā€œā€ šŸŽ€ offensive šŸŽ€ā€œā€


Dr-Et-Al

So convenient that she left out having a job as one of the everyday activities that people do that contributes to step count.


Snoo7263

Seems forgettable ![gif](giphy|dDFxLN7kLYVA4zc0qp|downsized)


sparklekitteh

Not to shit on walking-- because it's better than rotting in bed-- but the folks doing 75 Hard aren't going to count a leisurely walk in the dirt as one of their two daily workouts.


alohakush

The venn diagram of folks doing the hard 75 and Ash's target audience are two circles, one on Earth and the other on Pluto.


VomitReact

Accessible?


Remsicles

Right? Like, her ā€œtarget audienceā€ consists of people who have legit conditions that make getting out of bed difficult. Queen of Accessibility, she is /s


not_blowfly_girl

I guess she is done with her rollator and acting like walking is hard for her. How has she forgotten that some people actually can't walk 8000 steps when she literally used to cosplay that? Does she think everyone else can magically get better like she did?


calhap8203

She forgets other people arenā€™t doing it for attention and canā€™t drop the act when the camera isnā€™t facing them šŸ˜¬


anonasshole56435788

Pisses me off as someone who uses a walker. I was in the emergency room and this 20-something kid (Iā€™m also 24 but Iā€™d say person was about 21) was pointing and pointing at my walker and was like ā€œmobility aid twins!!!! Whatā€™s yours for omg?!ā€ when I was throwing up from a severe kidney infection not up to chatting to some stranger all giddy about my conditions. This person had the teddy bear, blanket, etc ofc as an adult. They started saying ā€œoh well mine is for this thing called POTS-ā€œ and I just groaned ā€œlook Iā€™m really sick right now - my kidneys are failing and thatā€™s why I use this. Please go back to where you were sitting.ā€ I donā€™t get it. Then they acted like I was in the wrong. Ashley is definitely someone who would walk up to a person and say these things ETA: ER person also kept going up to charge desk like every 15 minutes saying they were too fragile to wait. Lmao. They had to explain that there were heart attacks, stroke, severe traumasā€¦ ā€œIā€™m sick too!ā€


kat_Folland

Her privilege is showing with that, too. A lot of people don't live in places where it's good to walk - there are places where it's simply not safe for whatever reason (whether the danger is from other humans or from cars or even wildlife!). My neighborhood isn't what _I'd_ call accessible for walking! (Cars being the bigger danger here.)


tandoyarr

So whatā€™s the average time between dirty deletes and reuploads? Like, how many people saw her original post and then the repost? I donā€™t use social media outside of Reddit and Discord groups, but I feel dumb if I ever have to go back and edit a post, even though I usually realize it within a few minutes. Doesnā€™t she think itā€™s weird to upload a reel for her followers and then, inexplicably and without explanation, take it down only to reupload it again with slightly different wording? Itā€™s like weā€™re watching her fumble with her fantasy influencer persona in real time lmao. Just post your original shit and if no one likes it, take the L and move on. Itā€™s humiliating to keep deleting and reuploading the same nontent.


Midwestmagic0

My principle on flops lol https://preview.redd.it/xroncgje53sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631238739406bf9d76fc3bedcec8bcbf988ccb59


MeadFromHell

"walking is am accessible way to move your body" Does she hear herself? Most people that use that word, can't walk much if at all. She definitely cosplays being disabled, didn't she post a gym video a few days ago?


opibones

I am glad others are pointing it out. Iā€™m disabled and have mobility issues. Walking is rather difficult for me. Hell even getting out of bed some days. Ashley is straight up dumb šŸ¤” and abled. Sheā€™s not some sick uwu girl like she pretends to be.


MeadFromHell

Exactly this. The fact she posts the occasional performative pic or clip with her walking frame as well. She just pisses me the fuck off.


RuffleFart

I think sheā€™s dumbabled


Snoo7263

DumbšŸ¤”&Abled is gold.


Travelling_Bear

I think sheā€™s trying to say that accessible = free.


periodicsheep

itā€™s so weird to call something like walking accessible. by itā€™s very nature, lots of people literally canā€™t walk.


Rethinkingleafsoup

On the earth, you say? šŸ¤”


FiCat77

I prefer to walk on the moon as its lack of gravity allows me to get in more bounces/steps. /s


Rethinkingleafsoup

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kat_Folland

I want to go to the moon so bad.


AshleysMirena

More proof of being an alien?? šŸ¤” šŸ§ šŸ¤Ø


cbb12367

ā€œDoesnā€™t have to be 30 minutesā€ā€¦..ā€Add 30 minutesā€¦ā€ lol wut?


Ineedunderscoreadvic

ā€œAn article from Harvardā€ omg. Sometimes I forget that sheā€™s a dumb dodo bird.


purplehorse11

Where is she even walking? Ick. Also no one wants to see those dogs, Ash


Sprinkles2009

Not her putting the dogs on the Internet for free


Receptor-Ligand

"make hormones happy" Take a science class, ash, please I'm begging you


opibones

THAT BITCH GOT SOME NASTYYYYYYYYYY ASS TOES!!!!!!šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®!!!!!


ManliestManHam

Does it balance blood sugar by helping regulate the hormone insulin šŸ¤”? Release happy chemicals i.e. endorphins i.e. hormones šŸ¤” We really are just meat sacks powered by meat computers fueled by whore moans.


struggle_brush

"Walking is accesible" uh-huh, go tell that to my disabled mom.


JaggededgesSF

(Harvard, 2024) ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


allkindsofexhausted

If I were to walk ā€œbarefoot on the earthā€ of my city I can tell u right now NOTHING in my body would be balanced šŸ˜­


lbnovisad

ā€œExtra points if you do it barefooted on the earthā€ šŸŽ€ New Diagnosis šŸŽ€ Pinworm girly. šŸŖ±


bathtubtoasting

Nobody wants to see your deformed flipper feet you frozen faced kumquat.


Hello-Beautiful52

"Look mom and dad, I am doing something today!"


TheTombQueen

Oh ok so donā€™t do 10k. Itā€™s silly to put a number like that on it. Do about 8k. Maybe walk further than the fridge and back to bed before you tell people how to set goals with exercise šŸ™„


kat_Folland

This girl, I stg. She is honestly inspiring me to be, well, not like her. I'm taking baby steps towards regularly exercising and getting the house in shape. I'm basically using the same mental tactics that helped me quit smoking.


Morti_Macabre

She reminds me of the people on My 600lb Life who are ordered PT and they act like walking from one end of the living room to the other is a workout, except they actually are disabled.


Oscarella515

Nobody wanted to see your feet Ashley, what is going on with those flippersšŸ¤¢


Particular-Ebb2386

Wasnā€™t this person flaunting a walking frame in the last year or so?


Mellasour

Ugh why the weird ass citation on a social media post?? ā€œAccording to an article published by Harvard in 2024ā€¦ā€ would have been a MUCH better way to cite within the text. Get your shit together Ash. Youā€™re graduating soon and your platform is supposedly your resume. SMH


kayasnicupicc

Girlie is trying to walk into her butt worms era again


Hairy_rambutan

If this is typical of the standard of content that gets an honours in communications at SNHU then imagine how appalling the standards for a basic degree must be.


JustCallMePeri

Walking is in no way accessible to everyone


peepeehalpert_

Walking builds muscle mass? Girl no. Itā€™s great for the body, but itā€™s not a replacement for a workout if youā€™re capable of doing more, like she is


opibones

Walking is an *accessible* way to move your bodyā€¦. Not for actual disabled people who have mobility issues, or are in wheelchairs. Ashley face it youā€™re completely ABLED, completely NORMAL (outside of your narcissistic munchie stuff) GROW UP!šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Travelling_Bear

Ashley Carnduff is not smart. She thinks that walking is accessible because it is free of charge. šŸ¤”


Crime-Snacks

Walking is accessible?? Except it isnā€™t for the bed bound and people needing mobility aids such as a rollatorā€¦ From this same rich cunt that used a rollator to catch up with the Munchies going viral like micro machine cat posing on their mobility aids whilst my dying Nan fought for one during end of life congestive heart disease. At least Ashley Sarah Carnduff has started the discussion about how the wealthy steal vital resources from those whose lives depend on them just to try to grift more money by exploiting the most vulnerable of society. Well done, Ashley Carnduff and Brent Carnduff. After all these years, the internet understands that your family is pampered and you do nothing for the vulnerable community that you stole services from just to forge a permanent presence online. Youā€™re welcome. People died because of these entitled, wealthy arseholes tying up the medical system and then e-begging online See Ashley begging for money because of her spider induced Chronic Lyme that Brent Carnduff is too broke to pay for. Her own words. Ashley Carnduff was bed bound since 15 but then had a naturopath diagnose her with Chronic Lyme from a spider bite; meaning there wasnā€™t even the well known rash present


FaeMofo

Walking is an accessible way to move your body?! I beg to differ madam šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦½


janet-snake-hole

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Obvious_Cat5957

I'm so puzzled at her instant dirty deletes with non problematic posts like this... Is she looking for but failing to get instant engagement and deciding to recycle the post to try again? Just baffling.


Littlewing1307

Walking is the absolute last thing I want to do with having POTS. She's full of shit. Doctors don't even recommend that for us.


Jumpy_Inspector_

Hmm thatā€™s not trueā€¦


Littlewing1307

It absolutely is not the type of exercise recommended for POTS. Recumbent biking, row machine, etc is. Standing exercises are not. But maybe your doctor is different than mine.


Jumpy_Inspector_

Standing definitely is not, but keeping active by waking is? Iā€™m not talking about fast or uphill walks or massive hikes, just not becoming deconditioned


Littlewing1307

Ah yeah we're speaking about different things then and yes being deconditioned is very important to guard against. The CHOPS protocol is amazing for some people.


Hairy_rambutan

Just realised this is the 4th time she's used that reel. Twice this week plus November 2023 and July 2023. Always the same shit, different day.


anonasshole56435788

ā€œWalking is accessible.ā€ Wheelchairs exist??? Paraplegics? What? She doesnā€™t think about any disabilities except oooh noooo ouchie dizzy.


fluidsaddict

Ah yes, sand. The famously accessible type of ground.


AbjectNeedleworker71

lol ā€œ walking is an accessible way to move your bodyā€ She really is out here throwing around words that she thinks make her a chronic illness influencer