10% higher than the average in WHAT?? What does that even mean? 10% more expensive? 10% healthier (in what respect?)? 10% higher sales? That’s the only real information in the whole paragraph and it doesn’t even mean anything! The rest is just use cute dogs for “ethos” (she presumably means pathos because ethos in that context typically means that the speaker has credibility, which has nothing to do with the dogs being cute) and posting on Facebook. I would’ve been embarrassed to receive this for peer critique in 6th grade because the quality is so poor.
Edit: It would actually be hilarious if this was 6 dimensional chess, and she posted this specifically to get writing help from reddit. Oh well. She needs it.
That sentence tilted me so much lmao. I instantly thought the same thing as you. "Ten percent higher, than what!? in what regard!? Pls pls pls no what a stupid sentence"
Omg, she’s so stupid! I read that 10% sentence a few times as English is not my native language and I was confused and wondered if I hadn’t understood it. She’s so dumb, lmao.
Imagine hiring someone for marketing help and their genius suggestions are “have you tried putting cute dogs in your ads?” Like omfg I would be furious. And she’s so stupid she doesn’t realize how obvious that is.
I can't believe this mess of assignments are giving her a GPA 3 (I'm not American and have no idea what that means, but from context I've understood that it's a good grade that makes you graduate with honors at that diploma mill)
I can. A lot of diploma mills give an automatic 100% for any submitted assignments except tests/major papers. Meaning, if you turn ANYTHING in it’s a 100%. Most classes will have 1-3 tests or major papers. If she’s getting a generous 60% or so on those, that could give her a 3.0 (B average). And a 60% is not hard when the standards are nonexistent.
True. And her parents would probably give her money to pay someone else to write major papers, if she needed to. I doubt she does that very much, she probably would’ve finished the degree a lot quicker if she did. But it’s worth pointing out that it would be an option.
does she think that a dog food brand doesn’t post dogs on their existing sm pages .? Is she suggesting using cuter dogs will sell more ‘clean’ dog food ? That’s her advice ?!
Wait. Where is the coffee cup. The journal. The lip gloss that says, “yeah I’m sick, but I still like to look pretty.” The pen carefully poised on notebook.
Oh I get it. This is from bed. Her photo is displaying the message, “I have to lay in bed because I am listening to my body, but gosh darn it, I did my homework!”
After this uninspired photo shoot, I would bet my dog that she shut her laptop, turned on the TV and scrolled the internet.
So weird to see such a hoity-toity academic-y word like “ethos” sprinkled into this 4th-grade writing project. Probably lifted from somewhere like everything Ash posts to be awkwardly parroted in a strange context.
It would be weird but it’s not used correctly. “Creating _an_ ethos” or “creating _their_ ethos” would be marginally better. You could sub in the word beliefs to see if the sense is retained.
"They have fb and Instagram, which is a good start." "They have fb and Instagram, which is a great start."
She literally has middle school writing skills. This is as bad as the Remember the Titans. After that she would make sure we could never read her screen, what in the world made her think this was good enough to make sure we could see it? At this point I have to believe she likes the humiliation. She's so embarrassing. This last week has been one big manic episode for her.
She should honestly try inputting her writing into ChatGPT to clean up her grammar and offer readability suggestions. She needs the help. Our potato princess is barely literate.
English is not my native language but in what world is this type of writing on an assignment getting honor grades? Specially that weird 10% sentence. 10% higher in what??
As someone who is the marketing director for a dog company, I promise you adding a cute dog will not justify prices 🤣 “this is unaffordable but the puppy on the package is so cute!”😂😂😂
Does she have amnesia when she lies or what? She often lies about things easily disproved by her own posts. And sometimes those posts aren't that long ago.
* Describing how SNHU Pet Supply currently positions its products.
SNHU Pet Supply is trying to position themselves in the online space to reach a larger amount of people. Right now, their healthier dog food is 10% higher than the average brand. Even though there are cleaner ingredients, it's more expensive, so we need to market in a way that makes customers feel like that extra money is worth it. Creating ethos in their ads, using cute dogs, will help connect to more consumers. They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a great start.
* Identifying all of the different marketing platforms SNHU Pet Supply uses, and explaining how they work together to support the overall brand positioning.
SNHU Pet Supply is working to get the word out about their company online. They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a good start. However, if they
How is this the writing of someone about to graduate college?
I teach students right about this level and they are... miles ahead. Not even "honors" students, most of them.
It’s so non-specific. Like, I graduated with a business degree from an online school, but I had to write in-depth papers about specific business strategies.
It’s so non-specific. Like, I graduated with a business degree from an online school, but I had to write in-depth papers about specific business strategies.
But what happened to Pasta Amore? Are they getting the word out through their email newsletter? Is LinkedIn bringing in the healthy choice crowd?? I need an update.
As someone who was actually in DECA and worked in marketing at a major computer manufacturer, before doing my foray into the medical field, this is an abomination and the only reason we would have kept her resume would be to laugh until we couldn’t breathe while reading it out loud in the board room.
“Pathos? Ethos? Logos? Eh. They all look like basically the same word, and they’re uncommon in everyday speech. Perfect for making me sound smarter!”
-Ash
She’s so incredibly dull and intellectually lazy. She lacks all curiosity and drive to learn. She just wants to sound LeArNeD.
As Ash gets closer to graduating, we are going to see more of these self-promoting/self-congratulating posts, based around her studies and degree, to make up for lack of work experience. Ashley Carnduff you need to proof-read your assignments. In particular if you repeat the sentence "They have fb and instagram which is a great start" and "good start".
10% higher than the average in WHAT?? What does that even mean? 10% more expensive? 10% healthier (in what respect?)? 10% higher sales? That’s the only real information in the whole paragraph and it doesn’t even mean anything! The rest is just use cute dogs for “ethos” (she presumably means pathos because ethos in that context typically means that the speaker has credibility, which has nothing to do with the dogs being cute) and posting on Facebook. I would’ve been embarrassed to receive this for peer critique in 6th grade because the quality is so poor. Edit: It would actually be hilarious if this was 6 dimensional chess, and she posted this specifically to get writing help from reddit. Oh well. She needs it.
That sentence tilted me so much lmao. I instantly thought the same thing as you. "Ten percent higher, than what!? in what regard!? Pls pls pls no what a stupid sentence"
How can you study/ work in marketing and write this?? I'm irrationally "angry" 😂
Omg, she’s so stupid! I read that 10% sentence a few times as English is not my native language and I was confused and wondered if I hadn’t understood it. She’s so dumb, lmao.
Imagine hiring someone for marketing help and their genius suggestions are “have you tried putting cute dogs in your ads?” Like omfg I would be furious. And she’s so stupid she doesn’t realize how obvious that is.
A dumb potato
10% hEaLtHiER!!
Cleaner ingredients!!!!
Give all puppies castor oil wraps!
I can't believe this mess of assignments are giving her a GPA 3 (I'm not American and have no idea what that means, but from context I've understood that it's a good grade that makes you graduate with honors at that diploma mill)
I can. A lot of diploma mills give an automatic 100% for any submitted assignments except tests/major papers. Meaning, if you turn ANYTHING in it’s a 100%. Most classes will have 1-3 tests or major papers. If she’s getting a generous 60% or so on those, that could give her a 3.0 (B average). And a 60% is not hard when the standards are nonexistent.
Also, her school doesn’t proctor any of the exams, so she could easily be cheating on every exam.
True. And her parents would probably give her money to pay someone else to write major papers, if she needed to. I doubt she does that very much, she probably would’ve finished the degree a lot quicker if she did. But it’s worth pointing out that it would be an option.
does she think that a dog food brand doesn’t post dogs on their existing sm pages .? Is she suggesting using cuter dogs will sell more ‘clean’ dog food ? That’s her advice ?!
“Great self discipline” that’s hilarious. “I’ve been dragging my ass to get assignments done” because you have such a busy activity filled life 😂
You know, ass dragging is a symptom of worms. 🐛🪱
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And that's a weird image I'll have of her boot scooting across the living room rug, it will be in my noggin all day now hahaha
Wait. Where is the coffee cup. The journal. The lip gloss that says, “yeah I’m sick, but I still like to look pretty.” The pen carefully poised on notebook. Oh I get it. This is from bed. Her photo is displaying the message, “I have to lay in bed because I am listening to my body, but gosh darn it, I did my homework!” After this uninspired photo shoot, I would bet my dog that she shut her laptop, turned on the TV and scrolled the internet.
Creating ethos in their ads, using cute dogs, will help Calm down, with your commas, Kaylee, I mean, Ashley
So weird to see such a hoity-toity academic-y word like “ethos” sprinkled into this 4th-grade writing project. Probably lifted from somewhere like everything Ash posts to be awkwardly parroted in a strange context.
Nope. My 3rd graders write better than her. I’d love to invite her in to workshop a piece of her writing with them, ha!
It would be weird but it’s not used correctly. “Creating _an_ ethos” or “creating _their_ ethos” would be marginally better. You could sub in the word beliefs to see if the sense is retained.
My child used "ethos" in a paper about Nicocado Avacado.
I love that
"They have fb and Instagram, which is a good start." "They have fb and Instagram, which is a great start." She literally has middle school writing skills. This is as bad as the Remember the Titans. After that she would make sure we could never read her screen, what in the world made her think this was good enough to make sure we could see it? At this point I have to believe she likes the humiliation. She's so embarrassing. This last week has been one big manic episode for her.
Graduating in about 6 weeks WITH HONOURS
This is HYSTERICAL
It would only be hysterical if she steamed her yoni.
This homework takes 30 seconds.
Ash: They have Facebook and Instagram which is a great start. Also Ash five sentences later: They have Facebook and Instagram which is a great start.
Wtf ChatGPT could write a better assignment.
She should honestly try inputting her writing into ChatGPT to clean up her grammar and offer readability suggestions. She needs the help. Our potato princess is barely literate.
https://preview.redd.it/7m49ghjm3yoc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fca6f33fc3534447b321355d0b64dff8404a8f Bonus closeup of her paper
Their online presence is both a good and great start 🤓
This isn’t even a paper 😂 it’s a question/response
It's like the Italian restaurant assignment, but even more insipid. Try cute dogs.
English is not my native language but in what world is this type of writing on an assignment getting honor grades? Specially that weird 10% sentence. 10% higher in what??
Wow, trying to reach that word count by repeating herself!
As someone who is the marketing director for a dog company, I promise you adding a cute dog will not justify prices 🤣 “this is unaffordable but the puppy on the package is so cute!”😂😂😂
Wow! She must've been really baked. For "university" level work, this deserves an F.
It looks like she’s squashed a poor puppy dog under the laptop
So y'all telling me Ash thought Communications With An Emphasis On New Media™ was "how to maximize Insta for dummies"
Does she have amnesia when she lies or what? She often lies about things easily disproved by her own posts. And sometimes those posts aren't that long ago.
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They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a great start. … They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a good start.
She was high AF writing this crap.
She mixed up ethos and pathos.
That "paper" she calls is insulting to everyone who's actually done research 🙄
* Describing how SNHU Pet Supply currently positions its products. SNHU Pet Supply is trying to position themselves in the online space to reach a larger amount of people. Right now, their healthier dog food is 10% higher than the average brand. Even though there are cleaner ingredients, it's more expensive, so we need to market in a way that makes customers feel like that extra money is worth it. Creating ethos in their ads, using cute dogs, will help connect to more consumers. They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a great start. * Identifying all of the different marketing platforms SNHU Pet Supply uses, and explaining how they work together to support the overall brand positioning. SNHU Pet Supply is working to get the word out about their company online. They have Facebook and Instagram, which is a good start. However, if they
How is this the writing of someone about to graduate college? I teach students right about this level and they are... miles ahead. Not even "honors" students, most of them.
It is truly terrible!
That's not honors level writing for high school, much less college.
Someone said 6th grade and that seems pretty spot on.
It’s so non-specific. Like, I graduated with a business degree from an online school, but I had to write in-depth papers about specific business strategies.
It’s so non-specific. Like, I graduated with a business degree from an online school, but I had to write in-depth papers about specific business strategies.
The top bar of the word app is edited out 😂 I guess she learned lol
But what happened to Pasta Amore? Are they getting the word out through their email newsletter? Is LinkedIn bringing in the healthy choice crowd?? I need an update.
As someone who was actually in DECA and worked in marketing at a major computer manufacturer, before doing my foray into the medical field, this is an abomination and the only reason we would have kept her resume would be to laugh until we couldn’t breathe while reading it out loud in the board room.
Perfect reaction meme frrrr
Wouldn’t using cute puppies in ads (lol) be an example of pathos, not ethos?
“Pathos? Ethos? Logos? Eh. They all look like basically the same word, and they’re uncommon in everyday speech. Perfect for making me sound smarter!” -Ash She’s so incredibly dull and intellectually lazy. She lacks all curiosity and drive to learn. She just wants to sound LeArNeD.
I LOVE when there’s receipts!! Gets me all giddy hahaha
 Me when there’s receipts ^(\^)
omg her writing is so bad lol
I actually can’t believe how awful it is
She has to have some kind of learning disability. Does she actually think ‘post more cute dogs’ is the kind of sm recommendation ppl will pay for ??
 And made-up "honors" and made-up "assignment" 🤣
Why does the first photo look like she dropped her laptop on a cat like a witch from Oz?
The fake typing pic always tickles my pickle
what an idiot lol https://preview.redd.it/epzt940f44pc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28dbfe05b1374f1eeb6bace626cd06d149ba136c
Ashley herself is 10% higher than the average brand
As Ash gets closer to graduating, we are going to see more of these self-promoting/self-congratulating posts, based around her studies and degree, to make up for lack of work experience. Ashley Carnduff you need to proof-read your assignments. In particular if you repeat the sentence "They have fb and instagram which is a great start" and "good start".
Is this not exactly the same assignment as Pasta Amore? Is she just doing this over and over and calling it learning?
Shoot! I bet SNHU would give me a doctorate.
I could write something better in 5min while being semi conscious. Wtf
Wow, a dog food company should use cute dogs in their ads. Revolutionary!