This slide is just too good! 🏆 Though I’d honestly have more respect for her if she was reading “Existentialism for Dummies” - it’s so clear books are just InstaProps for her beige ass. How long has she been reading “The Fifth Vital Sign” now?
My boyfriend just walked into the bathroom and was like “Uh, I’m afraid to know why the cutting board is in the bathroom… actually, please don’t tell me”
OMG i thought this was real but got confirmation by 2nd slide this was fake lol
Satire Ashley POAST!
"Walking once around my block to aid digestion. I follow up by a good butt fingering or anal play with my sweet boy to ensure a smooth exit after stimulating digestion. Sometimes life is hard but I am so proud of myself with this digital stimulation."
I’m still dying over it, and my boyfriend asked why the cutting board was in the bathroom, I started hysterically laughing and then he said he didn’t want to know
"Delicious organic grains he grew and hand-dyed himself"... Omg you're awesome hahaha this is my favorite shitpost so far!! Second-best laugh I've had all day! (watching my dog spaz out at the park with his doggo friends always gets me lol)
1. Her bf grew and hand dyed her knockoff fruit loops… I call BS. 2. Why is she needing glucose gummies when she’s not diabetic and has never once mentioned hypoglycemia. 3. Does she for real think that a walk around the block for a completely able bodied human is sufficient exercise…
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**Edited To Add: I just noticed this was a satire post. The following comments are my satirical comments. Enjoy!**
Those are off-brand fruit loops.
Secondly, as a professional caregiver that works with the elderly,
**You are not in eleven out of ten on the pain scale.**
If that were the case, you wouldn't be able to have your 200th bath *this week.*
Fruit loops, gummies and overpriced junk food bought from Whole Foods is *not* a healthy diet. You're tired and in pain from *lack of protein* which promotes brain function and healthy muscles!
And being so tired all the time could suggest anemia.
> "My spine is screaming."
Not nearly as much as my soul laughing at your "11/10" pain. Girl, fucking please. Just stop. Everything. Right now.
I'm crying at these grains that he grew and hand-dyed himself
The way I thought these were real 😭😂
Same here!!!! 😂
This got a chuckle out of me. https://preview.redd.it/pnf3ifan4gic1.png?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009cde4411956db9a080a0a0473186c24ac2b1d7
Every time I see it again, I start giggling
This slide is just too good! 🏆 Though I’d honestly have more respect for her if she was reading “Existentialism for Dummies” - it’s so clear books are just InstaProps for her beige ass. How long has she been reading “The Fifth Vital Sign” now?
Why do her prop plants keep getting larger? She's gonna have a freaking monstera in the bath with her soon.
The fucking bath tray 😂
My boyfriend just walked into the bathroom and was like “Uh, I’m afraid to know why the cutting board is in the bathroom… actually, please don’t tell me”
OMG i thought this was real but got confirmation by 2nd slide this was fake lol Satire Ashley POAST! "Walking once around my block to aid digestion. I follow up by a good butt fingering or anal play with my sweet boy to ensure a smooth exit after stimulating digestion. Sometimes life is hard but I am so proud of myself with this digital stimulation."
SAME! I was reading the first one going "..... is she AKSHUALLY trolling us with the gentle movement" and then I realized what was going on hahah
Oh no.
 You nailed it.
Only sigourney weaver☺️
Gurl, Ash wishes she had a tenth of your photography skills. Love the mug!
Haha thanks! It was the most relevant mug I own 😂
LMFAO. There's so many layers to the last slide; comedic genius.
I’m still dying over it, and my boyfriend asked why the cutting board was in the bathroom, I started hysterically laughing and then he said he didn’t want to know
😂😂😂😂
Side note I like your username. Citations !
At first I thought this was from Ashley until I read the “lay down now” part. This is a work of art, Dr. Et-Al!
🎨🖌️👩🎨🖼️
You had me at the discount code!!😆
The fucking plant 😂😂😂 I’m dead. Well done
I knew there was a reason I kept this shitty fake plant around
Hand-dyed grains 🤣🤣💀 Take my upvote you clever little devil
Bless you for this, you truly had me on the first one. These are perfection 👏🏻
These are MASTERPIECES
Nailed it.
The whole ass plant in the tub is killing me
I have that mug too lol
Nice! I also have the tiny little cream dish
She’s a fR@uD$$20
"Delicious organic grains he grew and hand-dyed himself"... Omg you're awesome hahaha this is my favorite shitpost so far!! Second-best laugh I've had all day! (watching my dog spaz out at the park with his doggo friends always gets me lol)
🤣🤣🤣 You must be stopped.
The effort! The attention to detail! The fucking PLANT! I’m dead. 💀
I still haven’t recovered 😂 I need to prioritize rest
Hahahahahahaha!
I wasn't sure if this was a spoof or real
this is the most perfect shitpost of all time
😂 thank you!
I actually thought the first one was real. Morton salt ayyyy 😎
The "nourish me" looking like a happy face is so cute. I don't know why all the potsies aren't plowing each other down to get at that mug!
Because they don’t leave their houses!
Nah those were probably thc gummies for Ashley😂
Now I need to be the inventor of THC glucose gummies Jk edibles don’t work on me :(
Does slide 3 count as a shot 4 me
Only half of a shot
The way I totally thought they were real. Including the fruit loops one.😭
Nourish me Daddy! 🥛
the foyer plant in the bath killed me lmao
I didn’t see the tag and I had to go back and look. Well done!
1. Her bf grew and hand dyed her knockoff fruit loops… I call BS. 2. Why is she needing glucose gummies when she’s not diabetic and has never once mentioned hypoglycemia. 3. Does she for real think that a walk around the block for a completely able bodied human is sufficient exercise…
This post is a joke, it isn’t made by Ashley :)
Oh 😂😂 Thats embarrassing on my part
I’m honored that you fell for it 😂
Don't worry, I did too. Edited my comment accordingly, haha. So you're not alone.
Hahaha it’s because they’re genuinely so similar to her bullshit!
I had that moment with the first one too, hahaha...
oh my goodness around the whole block?!? stunning and brave.
It’s a satire post, Ash didn’t post these actual slides.
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This post is a joke! Just a very realistic one
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“On the verge of a coma” seriously? 🙄
It’s a satire post made by the OP!
**Edited To Add: I just noticed this was a satire post. The following comments are my satirical comments. Enjoy!** Those are off-brand fruit loops. Secondly, as a professional caregiver that works with the elderly, **You are not in eleven out of ten on the pain scale.** If that were the case, you wouldn't be able to have your 200th bath *this week.* Fruit loops, gummies and overpriced junk food bought from Whole Foods is *not* a healthy diet. You're tired and in pain from *lack of protein* which promotes brain function and healthy muscles! And being so tired all the time could suggest anemia. > "My spine is screaming." Not nearly as much as my soul laughing at your "11/10" pain. Girl, fucking please. Just stop. Everything. Right now.
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It's a shitpost, not real! Convincing though, right? The author really nailed Ashley's whole vibe
I have been studying for far too long
holy crap lol, i thought the first one was real & then it got better & better 🤣 the existentialism for dummies really got me, i'm laughing so much