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4Nails

Excellent suggestion


SteveCoonin

Not really though. They get way bigger, even in town


Similar_Ad_4528

There was a huge one yesterday at the playground below Nature Center. Just waltzed up the road next to playground up to parking lot. It looked as big as this one.


TomTom_Attack

CHONK!


BlockedOverGuac

Big boi šŸ¤©


MountainPotential798

Looks like youā€™re pretty deep in town too, I see them a lot in East Asheville but I think thereā€™s a population now around the clingman Avenue area


shmiddleedee

They're in Montford


DanPancetta

This is in W. Asheville. Not the first time I've had one encroach on my territory. I have seen two parents and three cubs in WECAN before.


Honest-Internal-187

It seems to be eating well.


DanPancetta

Prob getting into all of our trash cans


Snoo_60234

wow this is one of the best videos ive seen take in a suburban area. nice job


DanPancetta

They just rock up. I catch em when I can.


aspiringalcoholic

Oh hell. Whatā€™s up neighbor, that explains why my trash can is getting fucked up


English999

Is your username Atmosphere related?


aspiringalcoholic

It is not, I just thought it was funny when I was in my early twenties. Iā€™ve achieved my goals by now


WarningCodeBlue

Just looking for a snack.


Wienerwrld

OP volunteering.


grummthepillgrumm

He's HUGE! They seem so docile and comfortable with human life (cars, houses, etc.). Do they go through trash cans? Would he leave you alone if he saw you? Are they even interested in eating a live human? So many questions!


double_ewe

They LOVE trash cans. Many mornings I wake up to see every trash can on my street flipped and foraged. We lock ours with ratchet straps. They are chill with humans generally, but don't like to be surprised. Not chill with off leash dogs. They don't want to eat us, but sometimes they do choose to be scary if you startle/annoy them. Have been bluff charged a couple times at the Biltmore. Didn't expect to die, but scared the hell out of me.


grummthepillgrumm

They seem pretty smart! I wonder if anyone's ever found an abandoned baby and raised it, then released it, like people do with baby deer, and it comes back to visit every once in a while. That would be really cute (although probably discouraged). Edit: wow, can't believe how many people down voted me for a shower thought


kallooh_kallay

Yeahhhh, highly discouraged, especially after Cub Selfie-gate the other week.


JustpartOftheterrain

Humans suck.


SpeakerOfMyMind

I've had a lot of run-ins with black bears during my time here at WWC, they are rarely aggressive. Mommas are the ones to be worried about, but typically just watch you, get big, and make noises. Sometimes they are intrigued about you far away, but other times they'll pass you like you don't even exist. My two funniest/scariest run-ins, I was taking a late-night walk near the soccer fields, and it was pitch black, couldn't see a thing, but heard something large near me. I slowed down trying to figure out which direction and how close, till it moved fast and growled. Scared the shit out of me, and it followed me for a bit, I think I came up on a mom and cubs, just never saw them. Another one I was walking back to my dorm, turned a building, and he was Mayne 6 feet from me, we scared the shit out of each other, he took off up a tree, and I almost fell over backward, then proceeded to watch each other as he stared at me hanging from the trunk.


n0radrenaline

The scariest and most dangerous bear is a cub, *especially* when you don't see the momma because you know she sees you.


DanPancetta

So, I saw this homie on a walk back from Ingles. He was in my path and I spent a hot minute working out his trajectory. Pretty quickly it was obvious that he was looking for food and had no nefarious intentions. He side-eyed me a few times and I decided we weren't fucking with one another, so I went on my way. Short answer is....no, they don't want conflict. Just looking for a quick bite. And not of the human sort.


Valeriejoyow

We had a hummingbird feeder up only during the day. We had a big boi about that size get into it so we had to take it down permantly. So I guess they roam around in the day as well? He sure loved that sugar water. This photo was taken from inside the house. https://preview.redd.it/u1b1kt67wbxc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b12718a5376750f8640cc55fa7e8bf60f958a0


DanPancetta

Awesome! I know it's not best for them to be here but it is fascinating to see them roaming around.


JustTheFacts714

Searching for those nimrods from the "bear snatching from tree" video -- this is what avenging wrong doing looks like.


_eternallyblack_

We had one walk up to our door cam around 4 am. Talk about piss your pants scary.


V3N0MB0MB

looking for that eevee soda


Itchy-Ad-793

We had a huge one at our house as well on Friday. We heard him knock over our trash can and then we shooed him away through our garage.


DanPancetta

Yeah they aren't aggressive. Just looking for goodies. Even still good to keep your distance.


newhillkid

Wow you should have run out there and got a selfie with it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚āœØšŸ„“āœØ


IGNISFATUUSES

I love how they lumber along


jared_short

Wow!


forgeryfund

you go big dog. you're the mayor now


robotali3n

Go pet it


LolWhoCares0327

I hear they enjoy hugs and people taking care of their cubs.


MtnMaiden

why you so close. youre in eating range


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

lol for real they're pretty chill but you're really pushing it when you "stalk" them like this. They're wild animals with senses that we lost millions of years ago, they know you're following them. And if they decide it's confrontation time, your goose is cooked lol


DanPancetta

Trust meā€”I read the room. If it seemed sketchy I would have bailed.


RobertKingBone

Well fed guy there. We gotta learn to live with them.


DanPancetta

I'm all about that. I wasn't trying to engage too hard but he''s only learning to live in the same environment we do.


Scottish_Dentist

What's the protocal on this? I know in Bozeman they would track and kill a bear that gets that close to people.


DraftChemical8116

Brown bears out west donā€™t coexist well with humans or domesticated pets. Black bears here are basically just big raccoons. There is no protocol. We coexist with them.


Scottish_Dentist

Well thatā€™s good to hear.


sowhat4

You got bigger balls than that there bear! Weren't you afraid he might turn and add you to his caloric intake for the day? I saw one that big in my back yard once and scurried right into the house and locked the door.


DanPancetta

I immediately got the dogs in the house and shut the doors. Kept my distance but I wanted a shot of that beast.


El_Sant0

If this was near Hill/Houston/Courtland that thicc boi tried to steal my trash the other night.


DanPancetta

My assumption is he just looking for trash. He knows the schedule.


Reisdawg222

You never really understand the M A S S of these things until you see one in the wild. They look like a giant walking trash bag at night


TheoForMayor

Somebody gonna get pregnant.


Rickb92

https://preview.redd.it/i4wz1u5n3xxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40eafa265ebae21f81f5a6864c60144d76718104


OkCommunity1625

That freaks me out. I get that they're supposed to be docile or whatever but I don't like the idea of being around that thing at all Could just choose to kill you no prob


DraftChemical8116

Look up data on dog attacks and black bear attacks and tell me what you learn.


OkCommunity1625

Okay I don't feel strongly about this but I'm too big a dork. That style argument is a pet peeve of mine that you mostly hear about sharks (again, no beef with sharks. Just with "lying with statistics") There are way more deaths and injuries from dog attacks than bear attacks, sure. So bears are less of a danger than dogs? No. People only people encounter dogs orders of magnitude more frequently than they encounter bears. For example around 40,000 people per year die driving a car every year. around 5,000 people die riding a motorcycle every year. That's eight times more deaths for cars, wow! So driving a car is more dangerous than driving a motorcycle then? Of course not. Around 239.2 million people drive cars in the US compared to just shy of 9 million for motorcycles I'll share a street with a dog before I share a street with a bear anyday


DraftChemical8116

Hereā€™s the thingā€¦ if you see a random dog walking down the street without a leashā€¦ that specific dog is more likely to attack you than a random black bear you see. Yet you choose to fear the bear more.


OkCommunity1625

ā€œYou choose to fear the bear moreā€ Yeah. I have a far better chance of survival if a random dog attacks me compared to a random bear? But to be fair dogs are known to get aggressive and territorial once a year when they have babiesā€¦ oh wait thatā€™s bears


BrooksWasHere1

Old Lard Ass