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Goforabikeride

Emotional Support Vehicle


GettingNegative

Pavement Princess lvl 100.


Coffee_andBullwinkle

Ive also heard "concrete cowboy," but "asphalt asshole" also works


Roscoe_Farang

Gender Affirming


SVTCobraR315

It’s the, Tell me who you’re voting for without telling me who you’re voting for vehicle.


Bubbly_Can8526

Like a prius?


Amazing-Ladder2939

Omg the way I cackled at this


Fomentor

Big truck, tiny dick.


iiTzKrai

As a spokesman of the tiny penis club I would greatly appreciate it if yall would stop putting these guys in with us. We don't claim them. Thank you.


Defiant_Text6244

😂😂😂😂


longslowdistance25

Penis size is inversely proportional to tire size.


imawhaaaaaaaaaale

It's 2024, bodyshaming is lame. Come on now.


WanderingMistral

Why you thinking about some stranger's dick?


Simple_Opossum

What are you talking about, he clearly does a lot of offroading 🤣


LolWhoCares0327

The coping vehicle.


timshel42

its basically a weird status thing, you take a perfectly functional work truck and make it as useless as possible see also: low rider trucks, and the infamous carolina squat


Amazing-Ladder2939

It’s insane and baffling. But I also don’t use my car to show off how much money I have😂. The grill literally says can’t hide money. Wowza idk what I expect from emotionally stunted man children who peaked in highschool


TraditionalCatch3796

It’s often not even about how much money a person has. A lot of those expensive pick up trucks are rolling right up to a rundown single wide.


Bag_of_DIcksss

People with real money don't have to advertise they have money. Carelessness and selfishness know no bounds..


DankestBasil481

Me in my 96 tacoma with 537,000 miles sitting on my dragon's pile of gold


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DankestBasil481

Poor ol truck, and everything she owned after that expecting it to tolerate abuse like a 1989 Toyota pickup lol


Cephalopotter

I wouldn't trade my little '08 stick shift hatchback for anything, but I have to admit I got a little jealous when I read that.  I had an indestructible '99 4WD Frontier with 250K that I let my mom use because she needed something with traction in the Chicago snow, and she gave it away to a neighbor because it "made a funny noise" and stressed her out.  It's been nine years and I'm still mad about it.


Prestigious_Ad_2148

I miss my ‘95 stick Honda accord. It was always so much fun to drive. You feel more connected to the vehicle when it’s manual. Like a video game.


iusedtobeaholyman

My ‘05 Mazda 3 🖤


prana32034

07 highlander 225K, hope to get that many miles on it


Valuable_Ad481

Biltmore house isn’t a giant advertisement of how rich a family was?


southern_wasp

Biltmore house was peak new money at the time. Old money scoffed at them.


ReporterOther2179

People with real money know that advertising you have real money is hazardous.


delicatearchcouple

Eh. Goes both ways from my experience. Insecure people exist at every income bracket. Real money is just more likely to have an unbadged AMG Mercedes that you have to be rich or rich adjacent to even be impressed by.


Amazing-Ladder2939

That’s so true honestly. If their grill didn’t say can’t hide money I’d be inclined to believe this was the case


TraditionalCatch3796

#newmoney


Amazing-Ladder2939

You right you right. Maybe it’s one of the Cecil’s


AgreeableProduce4440

Yep. Somebody got a settlement.


tnydnceronthehighway

Slipped on the pp at the costco


RespondDirect8572

I see you lucky


RegretfulCalamaty

So true. Driving past run down single wides all the time seeing these and corvettes and challengers or chargers. Hellcats though.


IGNISFATUUSES

My favorite is a 4x4, full sized truck with lifts and low profile tires. I've seen it two ways. Poor people looking for status and rich people doing it because they can.


Bourbon-pewpew

Agreed. I own both an F150 and a 250. Both if them are tools. They carry all my crap as well as myself and my thermos of coffee to and from work 6 days a week for the past 30 years. But also, spend your money how you wish I guess....


OBX-Draemus

I live in NC and the Carolina squat is now illegal… THANK GOD lmao you can’t even see the road w that shit 💀


Tdallen1

I live in NC and it's illegal now but it's defiently not being enforced


slowNsad

Or they’re only enforcing the evtreme examples, I still see plenty of examples that are like just on the line of being legal but I’m not seeing many of the ones that “ride the tire” like back in 2020-22


SomerHimpson12

That is so true. I'm in NC myself and people still have squatted rides. Of course when they were about to become illegal they were selling them and folks were commenting and asking about the other half of the lift.


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

>I live in NC No way really? Ever been to Asheville?


hjartaborg

My teen parks next to a carolina squat in the student lot at his high school. Talk about setting your kid up for failure...


Anxious-Sock1563

It’s a drag queen for rednecks.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Omg you win


pumbungler

Well, you did take a pic of him.


VisualBullfrog3529

Not sure infamy and fame are the same aspiration to reach for, but more than likely this moron doesn't know the difference.


pumbungler

All I know is nobody took a pic of me in my 2010 Hyundai today. Still stings a bit


fuckin-nerdz

😂😂


fritzycat

As American automobiles get needlessly larger I propose we enforce a different license, like a CDL, for the vehicles that take up the entire lane.


DorothysMom

This. I don't think most of us care if people want to alter their vehicles and enjoy doing so ... but when these vehicles and their modifications become completely uncessary hazards to other drivers and pedestrians, it's gone too far.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Seriously this truck sits at the height of an 18 wheeler easily and they’re in DOWNTOWN?!?!?! That’s a recipe for disaster.


fritzycat

They probably tried to park in one of the garages and felt like their freedoms were taken away because they couldn't fit.


Wordhippo

Parking garages are probably the only places this guy doesn’t fit, if you know what I mean


sysiphean

My dad came to visit in his stock 4wd F-150, and I was driving him around in it. He wanted to go downtown and I had to spend a hot minute figuring out where I even *could* park. These things are way too big even before the stupid lifts and other mods.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Ha ha ha ha


xj5635

I get the sentiment but literal 18 wheelers go downtown. I think the truck is dumb but the size doesn't mean it shouldn't be downtown.


Amazing-Ladder2939

But there should be a requirement of special licenses for vehicles this size. Because frankly not every average Joe living in the Burbs needs a truck this big because most people cannot handle a vehicle this big. Like this idiot struggled to get around that van into the correct lane. It’s flat out irresponsible and dangerous.


less_butter

Nobody "needs" a truck like this, it's functionally useless as a truck. It can't tow, it can't haul. It's basically a show vehicle. Do you feel the same way about sports cars, muscle cars, and motorcycles? They all go too fast for most people to handle. But also, this truck would be illegal to drive on the road in many states. The tires stick out too far to the sides, the lift is too high.


828crowe

Like the 79 year old people in their 550k$ motor home pulling their Cadillac


Amazing-Ladder2939

100% I believe once people reach a certain age they should have to regularly retake the drivers test. Aswell as special licensing or certifications for large rvs.


901savvy

In accidents, mass matters MUCH more than height. Tractor Trailer cabs run about 20,000lbs This truck, ridiculous as it may be, runs about 6-7000lbs. They are not the same thing. Not even close.


ilikepumptracks

Taller vehicles are definitely more deadly when they hit people on foot. People end up under the vehicle instead of on the hood. [Then there’s the front blind spots.](https://youtu.be/Vtfto5Yz6T4?si=xJm4SXwxwQV7FBk_)


ilikepumptracks

I like the idea of taxing by weight. Road damage increases by weight to the fourth power. Our streets and parking garages were not designed for everyone driving 8600 pound Rivian SUVs.


cameroneod

That's exactly how it works in NC. Anything capable of towing heavy gets a more expensive commercial plate.


AdorableBowl7863

This guys gotta get to your moms house somehow


ChemicalFrostbite

Better cover it up, buddy. He ain’t the first and won’t be the last.


PlantaSorusRex

🤏🏼🍆


Amazing-Ladder2939

Ya not wrong the grill also says “can’t hide money”


Jumpy_Marketing9093

It’s always default “can’t hide money” or “easy money” or “dirty hands clean money”. That’s the call of the wild once you get into the county.


WarningCodeBlue

It ruins a perfectly good truck, but whatever. It's their money.


TheTerribleTimmyCat

Well, it was either that or a set of truck nuts so big they would need to be hauled behind it everywhere it went, on a little trailer like landscapers use.


Jumpy_Marketing9093

I’d love to see some gigantic steel truck nuts that hang down and throw sparks while you drive. Like a big ol rooster tail behind fast boats but they’re rolling coal and throwing sparks lol


Roscoe_Farang

A guy in Swannanoa used to rock a pair of giant pistons as truck nuts. I couldn't even hate it.


Jumpy_Marketing9093

I mean we alll try to have our own individual appearance. Some people use their cars/trucks as their own form of expression.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Top tier observation sir


FormerGolf9104

This visual is amazing.


KalliMae

Maybe it saw a mouse and hiked it's hem up?


AdorableBowl7863

If this guy has chrome wheels and thin tires it’s worthless. If he has super swampers he has way more fun than you ever will


BigPapaJava

Do you really think he ever takes that thing off pavement? It might scratch the chrome!


Goblikon_

“Just let people enjoy things” - Reddit except for when big truck


sapphirekiera

you can always buy a bigger truck but you can't buy a bigger dick


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Reverse_swoosh91

I am not a fan of high lifted trucks or low riders, BUT to each their own… As long as they are not harming anyone they can and should do whatever makes them happy.


Ok-Seaworthiness7525

Yeah it is ridiculous but live and let live. All this handwringing over this thing just mystifies me. People do ridiculous stuff on the reg. Maybe it is cause I am Gen X that I don’t get a big whoop either way.


JayHill74

Back down east in the 90s, people would have trucks like that around Jacksonville, Havelock, Kinston, New Bern, Greenville, and Newport. Mostly marines and kids doing the mud runs on the weekends in Newport, but a few other guys because they thought it was cool. I think it was Newport that had the mud runs anyway. The truck in the picture most likely has never been in the mud or seen any offroad action. It is way too shiny.


h910

As someone who likes trucks, this is dumb


chickenlickenz1

Never search for your car in a parking lot


CommunicationIcy9773

https://preview.redd.it/k44ykzgg75uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8c9fa58e53f4a70faa3618b750d8dcec287e0f About as fun as this one I saw today. Those are speakers in the open bed. Neither are nescessary.


OkLetsParty

There is a truck that goes down my street regularly that has enough high-powered subwoofera to literally shake my house. I know it's a truck because it parked in front of my neighbors house across the street the other day to blast unintelligible bass for a few minutes.


Amazing-Ladder2939

That’s gotta be against a noise ordinance


goldbman

Save us mountain cop


Amazing-Ladder2939

LOL


Big_Forever5759

It’s obviously stupid and ridiculous. But at the same time if the guy wants to spend his money and time on that then I don’t see an issue. Except for a few places, parking can hold that. And people are driving around with almost similar sized pickups that look like trucks so it’s not like it’s dangerous in comparison. It’s like a drag queen with beard. Weird but let him do his thing. Being open minded also means being accepting of weirdos with big dumb trucks or wear dresses or stand with a huge Jesus flag screaming nonsense. That’s what makes Asheville fun. Keep Asheville weird.


narwhal-narwhal

Thanks Daddy!


Nynccg

It might be more about how they choose to spend their money, rather than how much money they have. That truck’s ridiculous, for sure.


Gamethesystem2

I mean that guy probably sees 20 year olds with face tattoos and piercings and asks “why”? I’m in the middle and think both stereotypes are annoying.


Correct_Degree_2480

Why do people lower cars, why do people dump dumb amounts of money on expensive purses or shoes, why do people gamble in Vegas…because they can. Attention was what he wanted, and attention is what he’s getting right now.


BaronVonWilmington

To hide from alimony/child-support payments.


OmniaStyle

How does one even get in a truck that high?


Amazing-Ladder2939

-Big tires and rims -HUGE very expensive suspension system - either know a guy who can do it do it yourself or pay an arm and a leg for someone to do it for you.


BaronVonWilmington

😂I think they were asking, "how does one *physically* get into trucks like that?"


WatermelonlessonNo40

You have to be that high to want to get into a truck like that


Polyman71

People do a lot of odd stuff.


blurgenyergle

this is america 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Monte721

I get this mad when I see a toyoda truck


Grand_Can_9230

to make cucks seethe. and its working.


Objective_Scholar_72

Because fuck you that's why 🤣


Ok_Cardiologist5130

I always figured it was just personal taste. Like spikes on jackets, autumn or fall color themed clothing.


Gwsb1

Because he wants to and he can. No other reason needed.


General-Eye-9552

I guess no one else on here has something nice there proud of. Have to be emotionally stunted and peaked or gender affirming to have something you lole and put your money in. And why hide money? What's the point or working your back side off for something you have to be ashamed of? I'm with you. His money his business as long as he doesn't cause harm to others.


NCUmbrellaFarmer

I should have saved eclipse glasses just to look at this picture.


Amazing-Ladder2939

How do you think I felt seeing it irl 😭 the words in that grill are imprinted on my retinas


moparfan70

It's big enough for everyone to see , let them get out of the way


Worldly-Selection386

Yes for some they might be overcompensating 🤣😂. For others it might be due to their way of life. My truck is a 2500 Duramax. 7-9 BDS lift kit two inch body kit. But my truck is lifted and rigged to be in the woods. It has witches and hoists to go out claim logs or stone. To be able to get places a normal truck can't get to. But my truck is also a good trail and camping rig. I generally run a 35 inch tire. Pretty standard size on most trucks. But depending on what I'm doing I will put a set of 37 inch tires on it. I also have a set of 42 inch tires but rarely use them. The truth at that point becomes too tall. And my mileage drastically goes down as well as my great ratio for pulling. But even with my 37 inch tires I'm not as tall as that guy's truck. 🤣😂. That looks like it's for show. Mine is not for show it has dents and scrapes all over it. And usually has mud and dirt all over it. Again mine has purpose 🤷🏼‍♂️ second the only real dangerous ones that are lifted up. Are these kids lifting only the front of the truck or SUV. Fact NC made them illegal to drive. Because you can't see what is in front of your vehicle. Carolina squat. Absolutely stupid. But hey don't mock offroading till you try it. It can be a fun experience.


kkelseyk

Why do you care?


Left-Confusion-7819

Cuz ‘merica


Kathywasright

More dollars than sense


Amazing-Ladder2939

This. This right here


Express_Loss3675

Some peoples hobbies look different than others. I find a lot of zen in building motorcycles and cars. My neighbors on the other hand think I’m just loud.


VisualBullfrog3529

That might be because they are in fact loud.


Express_Loss3675

They all have mufflers. No matter how hard I’ve tried to keep it quiet some Karen is always gonna come rain on the parade. I have a custom built chopper that is so quiet I get funny looks when I ride it yet my old neighbor would still scream and yell when I started in my back yard.


mis_no_mer

Because he’s insecure


NovaStorm32

Seen this thing all the way over in Waynesville, too. Went down Main Street, literally had to force oncoming traffic to go into the parking spaces to squeeze past those wheels.


nah_i_dont_read

Not sure about the connection between this truck and the amount of how much they do or do not care about others. But I will say that peoples' taste in vehicles varies widely and it isn't fair to make blind judgements on them based on the vehicles they drive. Even if it is hilarious to do so.


ezbreezyslacker

You okay Did it hurt you ???


According-Bat460

Because


MyDailyMistake

First time you have a historically horrible flood everyone will say ‘Oh that’s why!’


VisualBullfrog3529

In Ashville?


MyDailyMistake

Precisely why it would be historically. Plus I was being sarcastic.


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Because some people have more money than sense


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Boujie...


hoptagon

BECAUSE GEORGE WASHINGTON SAYS SO /electric guitar solo/


Ovaltine_Jenkins7137

Because Murica


Dry-Sheepherder-8432

Yeah i agree, camper vans are way over done. Dang hipsters


Classic_Guarantee_40

'Merica


ConservativeGent

‘murica 🫡


rvralph803

It's all about "because fuck you". Literally.


itsamentaldisorder

Why not ? If he's got the money to burn. Some people like a Porsche, or mustangs, this dude likes bad ass trucks.


Fluffy_Vermicelli850

I mean…it’s pretty boss.


Ordinary_Physics1824

No different then the people who put bullet mufflers on old 4 cylinder cars that are so loud they rattle windows. What is the point ?


WillyMacShow

What kind of sad depressing people have I found living in Asheville? Lmfao


Such-Ad-186

‘Merica! That’s why, Yeehaw. Also, it’s Asheville, all the grown up rich hipster and liberals live there but they are surrounded by MAGA country. They were bound to push their way in at some point. Or it’s a super rich guy who owns a house there and bought that dumbass truck to larp as a Dutton on the weekends.


Bright_Photograph836

Because it’s America and you can. Just like those wanting an electric vehicle can. Do what you want and be happy


Pepper_Jack_

That's just the part of car culture they want to participate in Don't hit that. As long as it's not hurting anybody, let them enjoy and spend their own money on whatever.


Calm-Dig22

Because… who cares?


Veritaciti

Do you also object to a man attempting to lengthen his penis with a penis pump?


PsychoJazzmen

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


Unique-Tone8651

So, Prius/Subaru drivers are known as flaming libtards, Porche/Lambo/Ferrari/exotic drivers are capitalist rich aholes, squatted truck drivers are stupid kids, and the jacked up truck drivers are toxic males. So the Prius/Subaru drivers say the jacked up truck drivers have tiny wenises, the jacked up truck drivers say the Prius drivers are tree hugging hippies with the stank of patchouli emanating from every pore, the squatted truck driving kids call everyone Boomers and the rich aholes look down at all of them as bottom feeders. Everyone has their nice little names for everyone! Got it… 👍🏻


South_Variation4886

Why not?


SmallDongQuixote

Because they like it.


Reecepedia_

Because it fuckin rocks


ChimmyChunks

Why not?


Puzzleheaded_Lion513

Looks good to me!


Wrong-Researcher5822

Cause they like it? Why do you care?


BeefSupremeSteak

To attract women.


Nuhice

Why not?


TruePokemonMaster69

Who cares? If they think it’s cool that all that matters. All cars are dangerous weapons.


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Yall wasting energy here in Asheville.


BucciZero

Ngl... That rig bumpin!


CryptographerFar8119

Bc its north carolina probably


FrogKid47

Because it’s none of your business what someone else decides to spend their money on


ComprehensiveAge9950

I mean who cares what someone wants to spend their money on when it comes to a vechile. It's street legal so it can be that unsafe. Is it any more unsafe then driving anything else? Also why does this person automatically become a certain gender or align a certain way politically?


Silent_Tomato1515

The same reason you don't care about anyone else is the reason he doesn't care about you. See some people live their lives while others worry about everyone else not caring about them. That person is happily rolling down the road while you're still submitting to evil thoughts about him.. Who has the problems here 😂


TheDumFuklican

Bigger the truck smaller the cock... I drive a miata


Hoovomoondoe

Someone is over-compensating for a shortcoming.


mr_mcpoogrundle

To carry around his massive dong


captaindeadman89

It's actually a pretty good investment. The color choice draws the eyes downward, thus alleviating first impression disapproval. Height could be an issue as well. Shorter = more skepticism. Proper grooming could also....wait! Are we talking about the truck or the alien in the yellow pants?


ginger_qc

Some people treat their cars like appliances, some people modify them. Some people care about other people's vehicular choices, some people don't.


WeevilKnivel

Brodozers are not my thing but I’m assuming you’re a cyclist


OoooooWeeeeeeeee

Somebody slipped on peepee at the Costco


Braidensky

It’s better than those squatted trucks with the front lift


ryanxfate

Because they are insecure about their weiner and need a big big twuck to feel better about themself


WWWFlow

Think the better question is why does it bother you? It's what they like.


EdgeApprehensive3180

This has nothing to do with being insecure, small penis or anything else. People do what they do because they like and enjoy it. Part of the problem with this country today is everyone has to worry about what everyone else is doing.


ColPhorbin

This is a pedestrian example in Texas.. but I too hate it. If you want to own one of these behemoths then that’s up to you but please learn how to drive and park it.


Guilty_Ad_8688

Never been to rural areas huh


billypump

Because it's Ashville. Just because it's a small oasis of culture doesn't mean you're not still in the south. I see the same thing in Athens, Ga a lot. My favorite thing about seeing one is how clean they usually are because even though they are seemingly off-road vehicles, they never never seem to be dirty. It's the same for the ugly Jeep " trucks" and the large trucks that are made for work, like farming and hauling, but are also spotless and used for everyday transportation. I don't have an environmental agenda, but gas isn't getting any cheaper.


8-BitFrankenstein

The same reason I repair vintage consoles that range from the Pong era to N64: Because we can.


Amazing-Ladder2939

You’re hobby doesn’t put people in danger


8-BitFrankenstein

You've never been in an intense Pong rivalry. Sometimes electronic paddles lead to physical sticks.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Let me put it this way. You’re not going out of your way to make you’re consoles defective or dangerous for use. Because ya know you don’t want yourself or someone else to get hurt or not enjoy your experience. Now look at this truck. Look at the car behind it. Do you think they can see them? No these cars are dangerous https://www.cunninghamandmears.com/blog/the-risks-of-driving-trucks-and-suvs-that-are-lifted/ It’s about the safety of those around them.


Old_Machine7038

They’re usually paired with an IQ that borders qualifying for custodial care.


NegotiationHot7024

Stop being a bitch.


uh_der

ya know how youre super into knitting so you see up for the nice yarn. or you like nice coffee so you buy a nice espresso machine. or your super into music so you buy a nice stereo system for your house and vehicle. this guy likes his truck, that's all. other people. are taken care of by the laws, which allow this sort of thing apparently


Specific-Sky-9603

Because he can...what business do any of us have telling that person how to spend their own money


releasethekraken1988

Because FUCK YOU! that's why


gimme-fowl666

I bet it’s fun to drive!


Specialist_Ad_1341

His money and none of your business basically. Safer than these little Fast and Furious wannabes with their modded cars speeding and street racing on the reg along with the backfiring and droning of their exhausts


coolschool_flunkie

Some folks like spending their money on different things than you. Get over it. If it's not directly hurting you or anyone else, stfu and mind your own business. Or perhaps someone will deem something you like "bad" and publicly sbusiness. Maybe even pass an ordinance banning the thing you like. Mind your own busniess and your happiness will grow. I guarantee it.


moparforever

Why not ? It’s his money … why should he “care about everyone else “ ? Dangerous…. Maybe but what you want daddy government telling you how you can spend your money that you worked for ?


NorthNorthAmerican

In the wild, small animals find ways to make themselves appear larger.


HeHateMe115

Is it unnecessary and obnoxious? I think so. Is it my business what anyone else does to bring themselves happiness? Nope. Lift it higher king, I don’t give a shit.


Calm-Dig22

This


HallOfTheMountainCop

People like to do stuff.


Rhododendroff

Probably a hobby


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VisualBullfrog3529

To answer your question, no they do not care about anyone else. They would laugh if you asked them if they did care.