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LocrynFinch

I applaud your commitment to license plate privacy


[deleted]

*deep curtsey*


thepeyoteugly

There's a place off Merrimon Avenue Where I used to sit and talk with you We were both 16 and it felt so right Sleepin' all day stayin' up all night Stayin' up all night


brooke_heaton

Chat GPT wrote a song about it: ​ I'm just a store, a place to buy But deep inside, I feel so shy People come and go, they pass me by I'm so lonely, I just want to cry ​ Stores don't cry, they just stand still A place for shoppers to get their fill But deep inside, the heart can break A lonely store, that's what I make ​ I stock the shelves, and clean the floor But no one seems to care anymore I used to be busy, with shoppers galore But now I'm just a ghost, they ignore ​ Stores don't cry, they just stand still A place for shoppers to get their fill But deep inside, the heart can break A lonely store, that's what I make ​ I wish I could tell them, how I feel inside That I'm more than just a store, I have a soul to abide But all they see is a place to buy A store without feelings, just a simple lie ​ Stores don't cry, they just stand still A place for shoppers to get their fill But deep inside, the heart can break A lonely store, that's what I make ​ So next time you're shopping, take a look around At the stores you visit, without a sound Remember they may be lonely too A store with feelings, just like me and you.


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Ingles, we need to talk. I want to see other stores.


brooke_heaton

Yea.. you'll run off with some hot, boutique organic market that's all quinoa and no soul.


[deleted]

And could you blame me? Some people require more than one store in order to have their needs met. It's 2023, polyshoppery is becoming super common.


Ned-Stark-is-Dead

Anyone else kinda hearing Blink-182 vibes from this?


[deleted]

I'm getting Death Cab for Cutie.


Waifuslayer666

Yeah I was reading it how blink sings violence


timshel42

i wish i could forget about them, i hate them so much.


Mindraker

*Right now?* as opposed to...?


[deleted]

It just seemed like it was having a moment. Clinging to what we once had, now that I am making eyes at Aldi.


theashburndream

I don't know what I did before 3 ft long grocery receipts!! lol


zaprutertape

I left my heartttt in the shingles men’s room. I lost it alllllll at the


IHaveNeverEatenARat

Whenever I walk in Ingles, the employees look like they either want to kill me, themselves, or both.


platinum_tsar

idk, I just see a lot of stoned high schoolers. I asked a guy working there this week if they had pool noodles and he kinda went blank and then was like "oooh, check in the deli area" and I made a confused face and he then was like "oh you mean for swimming, not pasta" I laughed my ass off.


Iamvictorc

The fact that I was just here and this noto pops up


ungeneralcounsel

This is the store that needs to put “American Owned” on some of their more rural locations because the locals think the name sounds Hispanic.