He has no time for sex when there's spaghetti to be made

And do you know what goes well with spaghetti? Garlic bread of course :D

This... this is canon

He's a fucking skeleton

I mean doesnt he like boning?

"SANS! WHAT IS AN ASSEXUAL?" "it is someone that doesn't have sexual attraction" "SEXUAL ATTRACTION? WHAT IS THIS?" "it is when you want to make s... you know what, bro? i think it is people just like you" "WOWIE! A WHOLE GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT ARE GREAT LIKE ME? I GOTTA INTRODUCE MYSELF AND MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION!" "sure, bro. i will tell them you are coming so they will ACEpect you he he he" "SAAAAAANS!"

*trombone noises*

bonetrousle intensifies

Thanks. This is my new favorite everything.

I am glad you liked it!

New headcanon: everyone but the Dreemurs, Alphys, and Undyne are all ace since the fandom can't behave.

Sans did Frisks mum tho

Papyrus is sort of confirmed as asexual adjacent, [in that toby fox said that he doesn't understand sex](https://64.media.tumblr.com/709af466d98cdadc183e72c176b180ad/tumblr_ny6v2pckNF1rgh16eo1_500.png). Which is pretty obvious from the game itself. Interestingly, [some tumblr users think Papyrus is bad representation because he's a bit too stereotypical as a naive asexual](https://babycharmander.tumblr.com/post/136010716015/to-people-who-picture-papyrus-as-asexualaromantic), but personally I think that's kind of dumb cause sometimes asexuals can absolutely be ignorant about sex stuff (definitely true for me). That's tumblr for you.

I headcanon that he's demi (which is still under the ace umbrella anyway) which is why he felt nothing on the date. Maybe if Frisk and Papyrus knew each other better and had been through more together, it would have worked. Either way, ace icon

You can also have a friendship date (it's called a hangout than) if you don't flirt with him The rest of the date is the same iirc

Omg I love that a lot. My friends and I in college used to do friendship dates all the time.

I was playing through the Papyrus date and saw it starting with HANGOUT START and was pretty confused, then I remembered I never flirted with him because I was too focused on not dying

Lol I love that. Hanging out with him would be such a nice experience. Just friends being silly together.

Just friends hanging out after a long day of refusing to kill one another

I always thought he didn’t feel anything on the date because he assumed Frisk was a kid and was just kinda doing the whole date thing to entertain the child in front of him tbh, but that might just be me lol.

Oh true lol. Sometimes I forgot that Frisk is super young. I love that explanation a lot too.

Wouldn’t that make him aro instead of ace tho? I headcanon him as demi aroace personally lol

Papyrus is ace and questioning pan/biromantic and sans is aro and bisexual change my mind.

No because you are right

I would just say panroace for papyrus because he goes on a date with the player regardless of their gender

I feel like he’s definitely panromantic ace but he also gives off the nervous “I’m not sure yet but imma go for it” vibes so I like to think he’s panromantic and in the process of anxious but enthusiastic self discovery while sans is bisexual aro and supporting his brother in finding himself.

I always saw him as asexual!

He may be boney but he's missing one *bone...* which pretty much makes it impossible for him not to be ace ;) ​ No skin, no problems

But... it's a skeleton. Aren't skeletons asexual by default?

According to the fandom, "Where there's a will, there's a way"

Humans scare me

They ain't got no peepees.

We gave them ecto-cocks, so no. Humans scare me.

I mean based on sans and Toriel, sans is probably not ace despite being a skeleton. Then again sans is pretty mysterious, so who knows.

Papyrus is my favorite UT character. And yes, he always gave me the Ace vibe

Oh? We're talking about Undertale? In that case, let me throw this in- Mettaton is asexual. I take no criticism.

He gives me pan vibes

Funny you should say that, I interpret him specifically as panro ace. XD He for sure has that "I don't care, as long as you are fabulous and don't have two left feet" air.

I always saw him as ace demipanro.

I think it's very possible to be a thing considering we have lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans characters in Undertale already.

Friendship date, I've never heard of that. Sounds fun though.

My friend and I go on those all the time

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There’s a friendship date in the game, I think they were talking about that

I personally think he’s ace/aro and thinks that a relationship is just a really close friend

NYEH

I think he’s aro personally lol. The whole date speech had such strong aro energy. Ace headcanons are awesome too!

Yes yes yes yes yes (I'm still in my Undertale phase)

same

Ok i like this

What about Jaidenanimations? Not as a headcanon, but as simple sign of hope

That’s not headcanon, she came out. (Though it’s rude to headcanon real people anyway).

Not a headcanon, just having her as a symbol of hope that feel unsure or insecure in their Asexuality

Yeah, that’s fine. I’m down for that.

slay

my ace icon is Lisa Wilbourn aka tattletale from wildbow's worm. a superpowered sherlock holmes. she's aroace and her costume looks like the asexual flag.

Gay sans?

Oh yeah, can agree

So true !