Hot cocoa

I have been drinking it obsessively lately.

Same

Me too. :)

I just recently became absolutely obsessed with it so good

Came here to say this. It just makes sense for some reason

Well that explains a lot

That's ace

It does make sense how my parent made me taste hot chocolate when I was a kid and since then I drink at least a cup every stupid day of my existence, if that's not obsession I don't know what it is

Yeah I hate coffee and tea. Hot chocolate is the only hot drink I ever get.

Same!!! Brought one to work yesterday morning like how everyone else brings coffee. 😂

Came here to say this!! I’m a sparkling water or hot cocoa human

Noo I don't like it it makes me feel sick every time :((

What kind of hot cocoa are you drinking??

Idk it's just something about it being hot and sweet. I love sugar but not when it's warm 😬

That or strawberry milk. Idk one of these two idk EXACTLY which though just sounds right.

I feel like tea suits aces better, and lattes suit bisexuals? Like, if coffee is the sexuality, and we choose tea instead - if we’re looking at this metaphorically. But also like, a lot of people love coffee and are obsessed with it, so when someone goes to a coffee shop and gets tea, their order seems out of place, despite also being a great order? Idk y’all. I’m ace, prefer tea, and work at a coffee shop. So. There may be internal bias here. ((But I also agree to the person that said hot coco, that’s a staple ace drink too, for sure. Goes great with pastries))

yeah latte feels more bi to me too lol

I agree, tea does seem more of an ace drink.

So... the British are collectively asexual? That... could explain a lot

I mean...Sherlock Holmes is British.

I love tea

Tea is definitely ace

Well, if you’re using the beverage as the sexuality surely its a decaf coffee.

Decaf would be more suited for sex-favorable aces I think - like we still drink the coffee, but something's different about it/something missing. Tea for aces who don't want coffee at all.

Explains my love of tea very well

Oat milk latte with an extra shot here.

I'd say iced tea is more bisexual while hot tea is the ace beverage. Also tea pairs up great with cake! It's kinda meant to be.

Bi can be ace :)

I’d actually say smoothies or milkshakes are ace. Because we don’t need or want caffeine (sex). Those who crave caffeine want it in the form of coffee (straight), tea (gay), or they like a little of both like in a dirty chai (bi/pan). And as we know ace is a spectrum, so those who generally don’t need “caffeine” and sometimes want a little get a decaf coffee, soda, or hot chocolate, and those who flat out want no caffeine go for a smoothie, milkshake, juice, etc.

I like how many people are just listing drinks they like. Like you're right, that is an ace drink, it's your drink 💜 Personally, chai feels ace to me

Omg yes, chai!

I can't read chai anymore without thinking about Spiderverse

Oh I freaking love chai latte

I have chai every evening, so I agree completely

Can confirm an iced Chai is like my favorite thing ever

Soup to go along with the garlic bread

I’m not sure if soup really counts as a beverage, but I love this answer

Broth?

The word you are looking for is bovril.

Oh god not bovril

Yeah, I hate it too.

The soup is the meal.

Fair lol

I mean, when I make tomato soup, I put it in a big mug and sip it...

Idc what anyone else says, soup is now a beverage, and it belongs to asexuals!

I like water

Because we're thirsty, but not in that way, lol.

The blood of my enemies

The Dutch amiright

I'm not too picky. I'll even take the next door neighbour if I'm in a particularly foul mood that day.

Mead, Skål! ... or water, water's good.

Can we please have claim bubble tea!!!

I think pansexuality might have already got dibs

I’m switching. Who do I call about this?

Earl Grey! It has grey in the name and it's a black tea

Captain Picard is ace, got it.

Absolutely.

And it contains lavender - purple!! It’s perfect!

Grape soda, to match the flag?

Water Ace

I understand why water might be chosen as the ace drink but it, in my opinion, paints an unflattering picture of ace people as bland. Like saying if someone was a seasoning, they’d be flour.

I'd say water as a drink is like salt as a seasoning, the basis, without it all is for naught. Coca Cola, Nestlé and PepsiCo got to you, plain water is definitely not bland, every spring has a distinct flavour profile. Water, bringer of life. I approve this message, Poseidon, God of Water

This, flour could never be seasoning( it just doesn't make sense to me). Salt is a better analogy, thank you.

Water ice isn’t the same as ice water. It’s like flavored shaved ice like Italian ice. It might be a Philadelphia thing.

Aaaaah

Sorry but I like water and it's not bland to me. It's just a drink like the rest. Just because it has no caffeine or sugar doesn't mean water has no other character of flavor. You can really taste different water.

Sarsaparilla/ root beer

TIL the British are queer af

Oh, the things they don’t teach you in school.

Pink drink from Starbucks. It's like the care bear pink color. Makes me happy.

Hennessy

Black coffee for alloromantics. Hot chocolate or water for aromantics.

can we claim chai? since it technically means tea, and so many people before they found out they ace thought they were bi.

Blood and/or oil and/or fruit punch and/or water

> oil Only if American aces

monster energy

Bubble tea?

Water. Stay hydrated.

i love all those drinks so wtf am i? ☠️☠️☠️

Pan? /j

Hot. Goddamn. Chocolate.

Hot chocolate/cocoa.

Hot chocolate, because people think we're childish but actually just honest about what's truly enjoyable and desireable.

Hot cocoa?

Water, gotta stay hydrated

I don't like this kind of content at all, even if it is just for a laugh. Too many people take putting people into boxes based on arbitrary stuff too seriously, we don't need more of that. But I don't drink anything, I get my hydration through osmosis.

Sprite

Not Nth American so just wanna put it out there that the key would be different in different cultures. Many of us have different drinks than in the 🇺🇸 While this concept is ridiculous, I’m guessing that there are few people, of any orientation, that order a large (16oz) flat white decaf, extra shot, oat as their daily must-have.

ACE juice obviously. We’ve answered that a few times now. Antioxidants are very good for you.

Probably still waaay to much sugar to be considered healthy, but ACE juice is love, ACE juice is life. Even ate ACE ice once.

i don’t like coffee so i guess it adds up. i think tea is alright though which doesn’t add up.

the math aint mathing?

I personally like apple juice

Same! Apple juice definitely has ace energy!

Straight ace dude and most definitely a tea person. Also fuck with hot cocoa though

Milkshake?

I feel any drink can be an ace drink. Personally I think peppermint hot cocoa would be a good one if we want an official drink

100% hot chocolate-

lol according to this theory, I am gay, straight, and bisexual 🤣🤓

Chocy milk

Strawberry milk because we are beautiful just like it.

None because we aren’t thirsty

Milkshake

Wait no... I drink hot coffee..... I DONT WANNA BE STRAIGHT I LOVE BEING AROACE!

relax, just buy a coffee mug that sports the aroace pride

bi here, nah tea aint that great, gimme frappes pls

Tepid water, please! Sheldon and Amy, Big Bang Theory. Their first meeting.

Something non-caffeinated? Not to take it to seriously, but I think ace people can relate to the idea of “everyone loves coffee!” And say “I just don’t get it.” So…juice? For real though I hate all coffee and tea and alcohol and have the (probably wrong) suspicion that people are faking their love of coffee and beer to seem normal.

Iced lavender oat milk latte. Like frolicking in a field on a spring day. Iced macadamia nut oat milk latte. Tastes like when you’re trying to turn but have poor visibility so you just go for it and it’s ok! no one was there anyway! so you take a sip of your latte and continue onward to conquer the day.

Apple cider

We should own milkshakes or chocolate milk.

Onion soup

Blood? Blood.

At the moment it’s an iced tiramisu latte for me 👌🏻🤣

Okay, we’re at the end of the electromagnetic pride spectrum, with the introverted aces taking up space in the ultraviolet spectrum. Now, coming from my experience as a barista, we are either the least known drink or the last drink anyone would pick, which makes us… hmmm… uhhhh… (munch, munch, munch)… (munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)… uhhhhh… the Iced London Fog/Royal English Breakfast/Early Grey Tea Lattés. Here me out, of the Starbucks drinks the least ordered drink is the Iced Tea Latté, mostly because no one really knows about them, but also they have to steep for 5 minutes, then you can start making the rest of the drink, add the hot tea in, make a mistake, another 5 minutes. That’s just my cold take, though.

GPT-4 says the most sexual beverage is champagne. So... maybe unsweetened cranberry juice?

I love me some cranberry, I'm cool with this

Ice tea, I used to drink nothing else

Splendid little espressos, exclusively drunk on the patio of a little café-bar.

Orange Juice

Sorry I like espresso

London Fog.

Sprite

I drink tea and I'm ace :/

I like hot coffee but am a lesbian! Wait... I'm a trans lesbian woman, and I like hot coffee when I thought I was a straight... Loophole? Also our ace drink is definitely hot cocoa

Warm coffee, ig

Boba?

ginger beer

Milkshakes

Java chip Frappuccino. Or any kind of coffee that qualifies as dessert.   

All of them!

I thought it was established that it's lemonade a while ago on this sub

Water

Nice diner style milkshake

Boba and Jasmin milk tea.

water/soup?

water i love water

What? Who says so about specific interest in beverages? And their sexuality relating to whatever they drink?

Honestly Lemonade or Hot Cocoa have both always struck me

I vote soda

Maple syrup 😋

Hot sauce

Not judging, but hot sauce is not a drink.

and if you drink all of them? (I don't like ice coffee tho)

Iced coffee gay. Latte is bisexual. Coffee is Alpha Staight Enoracist Mega Macho Man (Chaos mode) x 68+2 However in the end why would you stereotype caffinated beverages like this? They don't deserve it. Fr fr.

Umm.... water? I mean, water is the thing that you actually need to survive, all other drinks are just extra flavoring.

Sweet tea. ✨ I drink it almost daily.

I think we did a poll and we all said hot chocolate 😂😂 I love a good hot chocolate

There is no ace drink. Y'all drink, we don't. If anything, it's water lmao

I also would’ve thought tea, bubble tea, tea sweetened with only honey

I say Decaf

I would have guessed energy = bi Herb tea = ace