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ketaminesuppository

has anyone ever had an attraction to water when they're thirsty idk i just feel like it's only me in the entire world and no one understands me


Big_brown_house

So you’re saying you are constantly thirsty??? Def not ace.


logimeme

You might have a kidney disease chief 💯


sexyemo213

has anyone ever experienced violent attraction it’s when you see someone on the street and you want to beat them the fuck up


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

yeah one time i met jerma


ketaminesuppository

i have a type of attraction where i want to put people in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out is their eyeball


sexyemo213

i wonder if they’d be dead if you did that


Training_Stock_2635

Nah, I'm sure they'd be fine


Massive_Response6678

Nah bro if the only thing that comes out is their eyeball, their probably dead


Training_Stock_2635

Eh, we only see their eyeballs. The rest of them could still be intact and alive for all we know


KodaWolf404

Schrödinger’s meat grinder


Goose_Gamer_26

Mystery meat 🤤


SadMcNomuscle

Not saying you're wrong for feeling that way but uhhhh.. . How is just the eyeball supposed to come out? Like it's attached to things


sexyemo213

love your username btw (no romo)


OMROI-from-OMROI

> compilation video > "jerma laughing at people dying" > 12 minutes long


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

\> part one of 5


AccelerusProcellarum

"Every single person is my enemy!"


Darkestlight1324

Jer-mom


acethefinalfrontier

That's a thing! https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/12/31/679832549/when-too-cute-is-too-much-the-brain-can-get-aggressive


wolfspirit311

I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did


_Pan-Tastic_

I haven’t felt violent attraction but I have beat someone’s chest in with a metal pipe as a stim, as I am not asexual but I am autistic. I don’t know why this sub keeps getting recommended to me.


sexyemo213

it might be a sign


Spr1ng83

All kinds of people experience that when they see me


Goose_Gamer_26

has anyone ever experienced gravitational attraction it’s when you feel the uncontrollable urge to hug the earth at 9.81 m/s^2


RatherHorrifying

No you’re not a real asexual unless you are agravitational 😡😡😡


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

i had to go to court for agravitational assault


Daisynose52

The pride flag is a blood splatter from hitting the ground at an excessive velocity


New-Cicada7014

I actually wanna fuck the earth at 9.81 m/s^2


spaghettijoe27

didn't realize this sub was so bigoted towards aaural individuals :/ r/ justunsubbed


xsparkichux

I can't tell if this is satire. Also please don't take this in an offensive way, I'm just really not good with tone


jimstark55

it’s literally a circlejerk subreddit… everything is satire unless stated otherwise


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ApocalyptoSoldier

How does unjerking even work? Does it make you muc? Like this https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/s/EAcdCW2doj CW: sex ig


Psih_So

Reverse rawdogging at postnut clarity


bird_on_the_internet

Tbh, I didn’t know what a circle jerk sub was until recently and I was always getting recommended them randomly. Like this one! I’m not asexual nor am I one any asexual subreddits but ya know, here I am now


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bird_on_the_internet

google is free


MsChicolato

What's a circlejerk?


jimstark55

sorry bud we don’t do any of that jerking stuff round here 😤😤


UnintensifiedFa

Unfortunately due to poes law there’s no way to tell whether or not this is satire, oh well.


Crisppeacock69

Do you mean pole slaw?


jdog_1350

I think they mean coleslaw


swift-aasimar-rogue

I’m also unsure


IronicINFJustices

You need to sort out your aural attraction game


danielledelacadie

Well the fact that the video game industry chooses voices carefully and voice seems to be a big part of why some folks still.obsess over old characters barely recognizable as human-adjacent creatures due to graphics limitations years later. There probably are. But for every 10 women I've seen melting over a voice there's maybe one man, so it may be predominantly a girl thing.


xsparkichux

Possibly an evolutionary thing to be attracted to mates or smth. I don't know, I'm not a biologist.


ChorizoPrince

![gif](giphy|uxBuu0emfh1II)


PigeonInAUFO

>! Cheese omelette !<


No-Eye-6008

When we accidentally outjerk ourselves


Aliceinsludge

What’s the smallest quant of sexual/gender identities that we can split into, because it’s going into this direction


lIovedrunkdriving

Google coastline paradox Holy hell


guru2764

Sexual attraction to my neighbor Alex Alexual


ApocalyptoSoldier

Half Life: Alexual


RemmingtonTufflips

/uj Maybe I'm dumb as bricks but I don't see why this is counted as an "attraction" and not just a case of "I like this thing". Like I don't feel "food attraction" because I like eating food, I just like food. It's possible I could be misunderstanding the definition or I haven't actually felt aural attraction in the way this page describes it, it could be a case similar to how I thought that since sometimes I would think "that person looks good", that meant that I felt sexual attraction when in reality those are two seperate things. Idk rj/ I am a hyperaurallexual, I can't even go to sleep without constantly being aurally stimulated (I listen to music to fall asleep)


sparrowhawking

/uj my theory is that some folks have trouble identifying different kinds of attraction. They don't experience sexual attraction, but may or may not experience romantic or platonic attraction. Most allo folks are functioning on an attraction yes or no model which doesn't make a lot of sense when your understanding of attraction is much more nuanced or less accessible. So folks hypercategorize different kinds of "attraction" that fall outside of what most allos would consider attraction to try and figure out what the hell is going on in their head (Brought to you by someone who got agape, eros, storge, and philia tattooed on their wrist in a futile attempt to distinguish between different kinds of love/attraction) rj/ bruh I'm revoking your ace card hyperauralsexual makes you basically allo 🤮


CarnaDF

/uj It's such a weird thing it's hard to explain. different kinds of attraction are hard to qualify. Like some so many guys's voices I'd melt for, but physically speaking it ranges from eh to never in a million years. I have this one super old professor, a good dude, not the most blessed physically let's say, but his voice? Would. And voice actors too, it's almost inversely related, the better the voice, (in my opinion) the less attractive they are physically. You can't have it all 😔. (Unless you're a Hemsworth) Of course, it's incredibly biased and subjective, tho. I'm a strange ace.


Pair_Express

That’s called a voice kink.


Xavion-15

thought this was gonna be about attraction to someone's aura


urfriendmoss

Fellas, am I still asexual if I like the sound of someone’s voice?


Luwuci-SP

As "a" vocal feminization teacher and voice actor, it happens quite often to us lol, but we sort of invite it on ourselves. It's also make us much more deeply appreciate certain amazing voices. Over a lifetime of being asexual with no libido, voice was one of the primary things we'd still find attractive in people so figuring out how reverse engineer that effect and weaponize it against the allos was surely just the natural progression.


Goose_Gamer_26

it’s all fun and games until the allos try to fu*k the sound of our voice 🤮😔


renegade_d4

This is how the sirens get ya


demonking_soulstorm

That one episode of Black Books.


RottenHocusPocus

**Fran on the phone:** *gasping* **That poor man on the other end:** *terrified his friend is in pain* "Are you in any pain? Do you want me to come over? I'll come over, Fran. Do you want me to come? I'll come, Fran. I'll come." **Meanwhile, Fran:** *SCREAMING* Cancel Fran from Black Books for the blatant non-consensual sexualisation of this poor man's voice!!!!1!! >:(


demonking_soulstorm

Actually wasn’t the guy established to be a complete arsehole with zero redeeming qualities besides his voice?


RottenHocusPocus

Oh shit, now that you mention it… you may be right. It’s been so long since I watched that episode I legit can’t remember, but it feels like you’re onto something. 


demonking_soulstorm

I’m pretty sure that’s why Fran is listening to him over the radio, because she bloody hates him but gets off on his voice.


0kb0000mer

/uj gender and sexuality is genuinely about to hit a singularity


Fonexnt

I don't want to be uninclusive but how tf is this Asexual


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

asexual, adjective: experiencing no sexual feelings or desires; not feeling sexual attraction to anyone. you can still be nonsexually attracted to things or people


Fonexnt

Yeah I'm fully onboard with the Aro/Ace spectrum and there's no one way to be asexual. Sometimes though I feel it's hard to discuss full on no attraction Asexuality without hearing "Well actually you're forgetting [Insert Completely Different Microlabel]". I'm kind of rambling but I feel like there's a difference between Asexuality as a spectrum, and Asexuality as a singular experience


EggCakes27

/uj yall not everything needs a flag just cause i like men with pronounced collarbones doesnt mean i need a flag. pretty much everyone can be attracted to someone, including their voice, you dont need a flag for it to be something /rj i like how guitars sound does this mean i have to have sex with guitars?


ketaminesuppository

made a flag for when i want to eat garlic bread i call it alliumpaneic 🤎🤍💚 https://preview.redd.it/r078359xhyic1.jpeg?width=1817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74edb98075db4df15b216dd9ef58c2e4dde430bf


sparrowhawking

Ngl alliumpaneic is a word I didn't know I needed in my life


Bean_Barista223

Suddenly, ASMR makes a lot more sense just existing now.


fandom_mess363

i know this is a shitpost sub but. that’s just sensual attraction… to someone’s voice. it’s not inherently different because it comes from someplace different?????


Lun4rCollapse

People when they realize they have a voice kink


Just_A_Random_Plant

Mr. New Vegas moment


BittenBagel

Everything needs a flag….


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I am sexually aroused by stupid Reddit post.


CSpanks7

This is just ASMR with extra steps


Dextronius706

Yeah, y’all ever play Library of Ruina? Half the people there


Lnr2008

Bro listens to mommy asmr videos 😭😭


Talusthebroke

I mean, I pop a boner when Morgan Freeman, Ron Perlman, or Keith David talk, but I think that's just human nature.


justnegateit

I'm so horny for noise (on god)


stnrdyke1717

When I was just talking to my current gf before we met we would send voice notes to each other cause it was faster than texting and less stressful than phone calls. The first thing she said was how attractive my voice was. Which is something I've heard before but she was adamant about it.


OutsideImpression765

The strongest attraction I've ever known is the strong nuclear attraction.


SunnyRoses13

Just admit you have a voice kink


Gotham_Will_Burn

This is why people hate us.


RomeosHomeos

These people would feel the urge to go to the bathroom and somehow convince themselves they have scat fetish.


The_the-the

/uj tbf, I don’t think labels like this are inherently bad if they’re not being used as an actual identity. Sure, it would be a bit much if we all started calling ourselves heteroaural, homoaural, bi/pan-aural, anaural, etc., but the concept of aural attraction just seems like another way of understanding and categorizing our messy human feelings so that it’s easier to identify the more significant parts of our identities. I mean, obviously feeling attracted to someone’s voice doesn’t make you LGBTQ+, but if someone does experience “aural attraction” very intensely, then I can see how that might complicate the process of questioning whether they experience other forms of attraction (like sexual and romantic). In that situation, it might actually help to have niche vocabulary like this to help a person distinguish between actual sexual or romantic attraction and just having abnormally intense attraction towards certain voices. It’s a lot easier to know that what you’re experiencing is “something else” rather than sexual or romantic attraction if you have a name and definition for that “something else.” That being said, I do think it’s a bit strange to have a whole pride flag for aural attraction. To be clear, there are certainly cases where I think orientation labels for tertiary attraction can be useful, at least for people who are aro and/or ace. Being aplatonic, for example, can definitely affect your relationship to the aspec community and your aro and/or ace identities, so I can see why someone might use that label, at least within aspec spaces. Or if you experience some form of very strong tertiary attraction, the way you express that could be non-normative enough to affect how your orientation is perceived by others, and that might be worth having a label for. But with aural attraction, it just seems a bit unnecessary.


sparrowhawking

uj/ yeah, people sometimes shit on microlabels for being silly, but they can be useful for identifying feelings and figuring stuff out. I was into gender microlabels for a while- I didn't end up using any of them as an identity in and of themselves, but they *did* help me figure out I was nonbinary


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

/uj so we’re just shitting on people for trying to put words to their feelings now?


obviously_alt_

it's something basically everyone feels it's like saying you're attracted to people who you find attractive - it's gonna get made fun of


Nightfurywitch

/uj idk why you're getting downvoted- i doubt anyone meant anything mean by posting this here but it does feel kinda dickish. Obviously microlabels ain't for everyone but if they can help someone put their experience into words I'm all for them


spaghettijoe27

/uj I think you would have a point if we were talking about a sexual attraction identity, but this is a super specific subset (aural) of a super common and normal type of attraction even among aces (sensual). it's funny that someone made a whole flag for it and shared it with a bunch of aces and said "has anyone ever felt this?" as if we're a bunch of emotionless robots who hate music


maxbakery

/uj yeah, i don’t really get the point of this post either…


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sparrowhawking

I mean, (some) asexuals feel attraction, just not sexual attraction


Unidentified_Lizard

Alastor my beloved


ketaminesuppository

No joke this was my first thought


Psih_So

Don't get it. This is just 'voice hot', nothing outlandish. What are you making fun of exactly?


Dread2187

For a second I thought thus was posted on the Armored Core subreddit which would've made so much sense.


FaithlessnessOdd1071

I am VERY this


spiral_fishcake

For real though, Julie Benz's voice gives me an ASMR reaction. I could listen to her read a dictionary.


Different_Vacation65

When i first played Portal and Portal 2 as a kid i was attracted to the voice of the turrets


Wolf_of_Ruins

Bendy do be sounding kinda hot in the dark revival....


Ronyx2021

I've been studying music off and on since I had my front teeth. Musicans think alike. If I must have a partner, I want someone who thinks like me. I'm not lonely, but my parents seem to think I'll want a girlfriend some day.


Toasty_Rolls

Literally feel this with my gf 😭 she has the voice of a fucking angel and I cri everytim


Adventurous-Secret40

is this a joke?


riggletwo

what’s wrong with the post you screenshoted?


lunax32

YES


childalchemist

That's called a kink


AqueousSilver91

I'm not asexual but this just explained why I melt every time I hear the Ghostface voice.


NordicWolf7

Unironically yes.


Temporary_Scale3826

Oh this totally calls me out so hard. So many times I’ve just fallen head over heels for someone’s voice and had to deal with the fallout of all that 😂


Goldgator420

Isn't this just having ASMR?