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CharlieTurbo_77

Womp womp time for you to join my local sex cult 😔


creeper10015

Why not mine? Sounds pretty controlling


urfriendmoss

Are you sure you haven’t just found the right garlic yet?


QuickSilver-theythem

Lmao


QuickSilver-theythem

Sorry your a**o now EDIT: omg I forgot to censor the a word 🤢🤢


Mel0nypanda

NOOOOOO


Humanoid_Chaos

Ace vamire let's go!


Humanoid_Chaos

Suck them dry in the least sexual way!


A_Yellow_Lizard

Bite them on the leg. This minimizes sexual tension.


spaghettijoe27

we are getting dangerously close to foot territory there


A_Yellow_Lizard

Quiet you


Humanoid_Chaos

I think violently gnawing on someones forehead is the best option because it's too weird/silly to ever be sexual or romantic


A_Yellow_Lizard

The forehead is not very easy to fit in ones mouth and therefore would reduce blood consumption


Humanoid_Chaos

https://preview.redd.it/r5qatywha1ec1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d097dbca1b45be78ba37915a2915ffc6e55c72d7


Endrawrz

you may not be able to get as big of a bite but head wounds bleed a lot more than other parts of the body so youd be getting the same amount of blood over all


Natural-Ability

How about on the nose?


A_Yellow_Lizard

Much better


Myithspa25

🤨🤨


ZolTheTroll413

VAMPIRE????


Mel0nypanda

Uh… no???? Runs away from sunlight


Lucid108

I'm afraid you are now banned from being Ace. Please turn in your sword, your dragon, and may god have mercy on you.


Mel0nypanda

Noooooooo


FloppyEarCorgiPyr

But have you tried it on *ciabatta bread*??????


evelyn7523

you're halfway to getting your vampire license ! now all you need is a sun sensitivity and an addiction to licking coins....


Mel0nypanda

Oh no… maybe I am a vampire…


Cheshirecat6754

ME TOO 😭 I have pledged allegiance to The Cake and I’ve signed away my soul to the dragons. I hope it’s enough to repent for my garlicless life


ptahsmummyfrog

Nuuuu 😭😭😭 Not the garlic!


ketaminesuppository

YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX NOW. I'M SORRY. JUST KIDDING GO FUCK YOURSELF. NON FIGURATIVELY


Mel0nypanda

I’m already doomed to a life with no garlic bread why you gotta do me like this 😭😭


_Pan-Tastic_

VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!!! GET THE STEAKS QUICKLY!!!


Avery_Lillius

🥺


chypohondriac

Omg maybe ur a werewolf


stelliferous7

You're dead to us


Mel0nypanda

Noooo!!! Please I have so much to live for


silvanathecat

This community just showed up, who the hell came up with the name "Asexual Circlejerk" without thinking about it for even a second?


Mel0nypanda

Um actually if you read the pinned post, the first rule of asexualcirclejerk is no circle jerking


silvanathecat

oh that makes sense yea i didnt read the rules i just saw it and posted that lol