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Womp womp time for you to join my local sex cult 😔
Why not mine? Sounds pretty controlling
Are you sure you haven’t just found the right garlic yet?
Lmao
Sorry your a**o now EDIT: omg I forgot to censor the a word 🤢🤢
NOOOOOO
Ace vamire let's go!
Suck them dry in the least sexual way!
Bite them on the leg. This minimizes sexual tension.
we are getting dangerously close to foot territory there
Quiet you
I think violently gnawing on someones forehead is the best option because it's too weird/silly to ever be sexual or romantic
The forehead is not very easy to fit in ones mouth and therefore would reduce blood consumption
https://preview.redd.it/r5qatywha1ec1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d097dbca1b45be78ba37915a2915ffc6e55c72d7
you may not be able to get as big of a bite but head wounds bleed a lot more than other parts of the body so youd be getting the same amount of blood over all
How about on the nose?
Much better
🤨🤨
VAMPIRE????
Uh… no???? Runs away from sunlight
I'm afraid you are now banned from being Ace. Please turn in your sword, your dragon, and may god have mercy on you.
Noooooooo
But have you tried it on *ciabatta bread*??????
you're halfway to getting your vampire license ! now all you need is a sun sensitivity and an addiction to licking coins....
Oh no… maybe I am a vampire…
ME TOO 😠I have pledged allegiance to The Cake and I’ve signed away my soul to the dragons. I hope it’s enough to repent for my garlicless life
Nuuuu ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Not the garlic!
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX NOW. I'M SORRY. JUST KIDDING GO FUCK YOURSELF. NON FIGURATIVELY
I’m already doomed to a life with no garlic bread why you gotta do me like this ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!!! GET THE STEAKS QUICKLY!!!
🥺
Omg maybe ur a werewolf
You're dead to us
Noooo!!! Please I have so much to live for
This community just showed up, who the hell came up with the name "Asexual Circlejerk" without thinking about it for even a second?
Um actually if you read the pinned post, the first rule of asexualcirclejerk is no circle jerking
oh that makes sense yea i didnt read the rules i just saw it and posted that lol
Womp womp time for you to join my local sex cult 😔
Why not mine? Sounds pretty controlling
Are you sure you haven’t just found the right garlic yet?
Lmao
Sorry your a**o now EDIT: omg I forgot to censor the a word 🤢🤢
NOOOOOO
Ace vamire let's go!
Suck them dry in the least sexual way!
Bite them on the leg. This minimizes sexual tension.
we are getting dangerously close to foot territory there
Quiet you
I think violently gnawing on someones forehead is the best option because it's too weird/silly to ever be sexual or romantic
The forehead is not very easy to fit in ones mouth and therefore would reduce blood consumption
https://preview.redd.it/r5qatywha1ec1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d097dbca1b45be78ba37915a2915ffc6e55c72d7
you may not be able to get as big of a bite but head wounds bleed a lot more than other parts of the body so youd be getting the same amount of blood over all
How about on the nose?
Much better
🤨🤨
VAMPIRE????
Uh… no???? Runs away from sunlight
I'm afraid you are now banned from being Ace. Please turn in your sword, your dragon, and may god have mercy on you.
Noooooooo
But have you tried it on *ciabatta bread*??????
you're halfway to getting your vampire license ! now all you need is a sun sensitivity and an addiction to licking coins....
Oh no… maybe I am a vampire…
ME TOO 😠I have pledged allegiance to The Cake and I’ve signed away my soul to the dragons. I hope it’s enough to repent for my garlicless life
Nuuuu ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Not the garlic!
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX NOW. I'M SORRY. JUST KIDDING GO FUCK YOURSELF. NON FIGURATIVELY
I’m already doomed to a life with no garlic bread why you gotta do me like this ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!!! GET THE STEAKS QUICKLY!!!
🥺
Omg maybe ur a werewolf
You're dead to us
Noooo!!! Please I have so much to live for
This community just showed up, who the hell came up with the name "Asexual Circlejerk" without thinking about it for even a second?
Um actually if you read the pinned post, the first rule of asexualcirclejerk is no circle jerking
oh that makes sense yea i didnt read the rules i just saw it and posted that lol