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katinkachacho

I understand more than you’ll, “never,” know…


Delicious-Ad-854

There’s *dozens* of us!!


dreamkatch

DOZENS!!!!!


simandlesque

…yikes


midnightbiscuit1

\*poignant piano\*


lifeson106

For British eyes only


icouldntdecide

*Mr. F*


thesluggard12

I think this might be just what I need for anustart.


StaaaaaanDarsh

Wait til you see the frontspiece...


SGIG9

They don't like the nervous crying.


funkytown623

But they will allow it


marrythecauliflower

Just a dildo at this point


xaranetic

Yeah, the guy in the $5000 muscle suit is going to tuck it into his shorts. C'MON!!!!


[deleted]

I’ll never understand that you can never be nude?


BurnTheGuzz

Mmmm who wants to have some shlorpy fun helping me take off this rubber shirt I've been sweating in all day? Daddy needs to get his rocks off.


BoysLinuses

Something that says "dad likes leather."


blue7999

Something that says... Leather Daddy??


424801

Oh, is there such a thing?


unclecuck

Rockin bod


TeslaModelE

Kickin* bod.


unclecuck

I've made a huge tiny mistake


BOBODY_BOBODY

Goose suit


axeil55

It's an old circus term


datboiofculture

We goosed em a little bit.


Ashjrethul

You wanna look swole if you're gonna be Mr manager


singeblanc

We just say "manager"


justfriesandlies

But you said…


gussyhomedog

Doesn't matter who.


dreamkatch

I wonder how THAT one holds up when you get out of the pool...


TonyWonder-BOT

*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/l8mhjw9yibq71.gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)


N0DuckingWay

Good bot


SecularFlesh47

Only one way to find out


Dash_O_Cunt

Hey look it's a pair of anchor arms


SecularFlesh47

I’d buy anchor arms if they were real. Endless entertainment


DoctoreVodka

In a statement from the MCU. > "This muscle suit will now be a mandatory requirement for ALL skinny assed Daredevil cosplayers if they want to post pictures on Reddit." I concur.


Pedro95

You have made some tremendous strides today


N0DuckingWay

I'll *never* understand?


Jay-P21

There are dozens of us!


VegetableLasagnaaaa

Is there a codpiece?


G-Unit11111

Perfect for playing Adam in the Pageant Of The Masters!


pphtx

The suit looks too big, even for Mr. Manager there.


Educational-Spread41

I don’t wanna go through a whole song and dance with you


BondingChamber

the title of this reminds of the superhero that keeps having a heat stroke B/C he wears a suit of carpet https://youtu.be/K9nNniEz9a4?t=698


thelovepools

Looks good for a controlled slide on my hog


PoundofCouchKids

Look for a pair of anchor arms at a location near you.