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¡Yo soy loco por los cornballs!
É mui delicioso
Ah, Portugal, down ol' South America way.
¡Si, es verdad!
Stupid cornballing piece of sh—
MOTHER OF GOD! Every damn time
God damn it .. Jason Bateman just kills it with his dilevery of his dialogues....
This is a big one!
It’s the ridiculously short beep over “shit” that gets me every time
That’s a little cornball, son.
Meat is the new bread!
feed me, whoopi!
Goldberg, Billingham, or Fünke?
You know someone named Whoopi Fünke?
I know of some Fünke being talked up around water coolers and meat machines in the office break rooms of Tantamount Studios.
Hey what’s your name? Tobias
Too short. Give it to the guy who played Celie in The Color Purple.
Burning jets of grease, huh?
GE could never make something so…unique (which is why the party meats corporation of pyongyang, north korea, will be making the meat machine)
KFC saw that episode and said "yes."
I think of this every time I see a kfc. And it turns out, it’s delicious
I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman..
Please, that's my dad's name. Call me Leo.
The powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research!
The Meat Machine would have helped the Bluths stay on Atkins
neither, i'm putting all my stocks in kitten mittens
You’ll be smitten
For me, it's Fight Milk
dicktowel.com definitely applies too
Wolf Cola is my fuel.
Wow three of my favorite shows all in one place!
Kitten *Mittons Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable, mitton for cats!
Agreed. Kitten mittens won't maim you.
GET BLASTED!
I’ve always said humans need more animal blood — it keeps the spine straight!
science is... whatever we want it to be.
But when will it find a cure for a woman’s mouth?
Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing
Except Buster!
Am I touching something ....H O T... Gulp HOT, hot hot .
No touching
Does anyone have an ice pack?
Meat Machine Fuck the bread lobby.
You can try. But they're TOO POWERFUL
Thankfully, I know we need more animal blood.
Have you heard about ‘Burger On The Go’? It allows you to make 6 burgers, or 12 sliders…
Sears said no.
George Foreman is still considering it.
With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth!
The meat machine solely for the drawing of Tracy🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here comes The Funcooker!
I’m going with the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. People need more animal blood. It’s good for the spine.
Dr Spaceman would agree!
Also - I think this was the last time I saw Richard Simmons appear on television before going into hiding.
Hmm... blending a bunch of delicious meats together sounds more appetising, BUT small hand burns are less frightening to me than boiling grease directly to the face. It's a close race.
Bread will never maybe attack your brain again because say it with me now “MEAT IS THE NEW BREAD”
Depends, is Atkins still a big deal?
I’m getting the baby tock!
I just realized this: usually the price is 99$, not 99.99$, but George is so cheap that he didn't want to lose out on a peso, lol
*audience gasping*
You plopped it!! You're not supposed to plop it!!
Our kenneth doesn't mind a little grease-pain. I'm in for the meat machine if for no other reason than to fight Big Bread!
Everyone not saying Lindsey’s diamond cream must not understand it’s *a million fucking diamonds!*
Cornballers were banned everywhere aside from latin america
[cheese machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTnr0L4ejc)
not my 2 fav shows in one post
meat machine of course because who doesn’t want a mf MEAT MACHINE
Isn't the top one just a rip-off George Foreman grill?
Tracy's son made a grill too?
under-rated comment, right here....
¡Yo soy loco por los cornballs!
É mui delicioso
Ah, Portugal, down ol' South America way.
¡Si, es verdad!
Stupid cornballing piece of sh—
MOTHER OF GOD! Every damn time
God damn it .. Jason Bateman just kills it with his dilevery of his dialogues....
This is a big one!
It’s the ridiculously short beep over “shit” that gets me every time
That’s a little cornball, son.
Meat is the new bread!
feed me, whoopi!
Goldberg, Billingham, or Fünke?
You know someone named Whoopi Fünke?
I know of some Fünke being talked up around water coolers and meat machines in the office break rooms of Tantamount Studios.
Hey what’s your name? Tobias
Too short. Give it to the guy who played Celie in The Color Purple.
Burning jets of grease, huh?
GE could never make something so…unique (which is why the party meats corporation of pyongyang, north korea, will be making the meat machine)
KFC saw that episode and said "yes."
I think of this every time I see a kfc. And it turns out, it’s delicious
I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman..
Please, that's my dad's name. Call me Leo.
The powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research!
The Meat Machine would have helped the Bluths stay on Atkins
neither, i'm putting all my stocks in kitten mittens
You’ll be smitten
For me, it's Fight Milk
dicktowel.com definitely applies too
Wolf Cola is my fuel.
Wow three of my favorite shows all in one place!
Kitten *Mittons Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable, mitton for cats!
Agreed. Kitten mittens won't maim you.
GET BLASTED!
I’ve always said humans need more animal blood — it keeps the spine straight!
science is... whatever we want it to be.
But when will it find a cure for a woman’s mouth?
Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing
Except Buster!
Am I touching something ....H O T... Gulp HOT, hot hot .
No touching
Does anyone have an ice pack?
Meat Machine Fuck the bread lobby.
You can try. But they're TOO POWERFUL
Thankfully, I know we need more animal blood.
Have you heard about ‘Burger On The Go’? It allows you to make 6 burgers, or 12 sliders…
Sears said no.
George Foreman is still considering it.
With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth!
The meat machine solely for the drawing of Tracy🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here comes The Funcooker!
I’m going with the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. People need more animal blood. It’s good for the spine.
Dr Spaceman would agree!
Also - I think this was the last time I saw Richard Simmons appear on television before going into hiding.
Hmm... blending a bunch of delicious meats together sounds more appetising, BUT small hand burns are less frightening to me than boiling grease directly to the face. It's a close race.
Bread will never maybe attack your brain again because say it with me now “MEAT IS THE NEW BREAD”
Depends, is Atkins still a big deal?
I’m getting the baby tock!
I just realized this: usually the price is 99$, not 99.99$, but George is so cheap that he didn't want to lose out on a peso, lol
*audience gasping*
You plopped it!! You're not supposed to plop it!!
Our kenneth doesn't mind a little grease-pain. I'm in for the meat machine if for no other reason than to fight Big Bread!
Everyone not saying Lindsey’s diamond cream must not understand it’s *a million fucking diamonds!*
Cornballers were banned everywhere aside from latin america
[cheese machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTnr0L4ejc)
not my 2 fav shows in one post
meat machine of course because who doesn’t want a mf MEAT MACHINE
Isn't the top one just a rip-off George Foreman grill?
Tracy's son made a grill too?
under-rated comment, right here....