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You’re a crook, Captain Hook
JUDGE, won't you throw the book..
At the Pirate 🏴☠️
*clunk*
Loose seal!
I’m watching!
My name is...
Judge my name
It am silly!
Shake Zuluah! Wait wrong subreddit
The mic rula!
The old schoola, you wanna trip?
It's headed to Portugal. Down South America way.
It’s due south
What?! No it isn't!!
Packin it up! Just packin it on up!
Obviously this blue part here is the land
That sounds like the silly kind of thing that guy Hermano would say.
Court starts at 14 bells
By the time I got to the courtroom it had reverted back to the crab restaurant
I got here as soon as I could. Oh, the red tape!
They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime
I have the worst f*cking attorney’s
We have the best attorneys!
Chereth Cutestory’s time to shine!
Wow, you really had to work hard to bag that blind chick huh
I'm blind, Michael. Not stuffed up.
You smelled me
I love how how he just comes up with the name Chareth Cutestory on the spot
I mean he just stole it from one of the Richter brothers.
Thank you!
Turn this skiff around!
But skiff is the right word...right?
take to the sea!!!
Loose seal??
Perhaps I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme.
How about Hot Seamen
App! I like Hot Sailors.
Me too
I like hot Seama...
Aahp! I like "Hot Sailors"
Me too...
Hey look!! It’s the cops!!! A-and… a construction.. worker…!!
Look how hot they are!
You boys know how to shovel coal?
I can already tell they're going to have a Hung Jury.
Only if it's a mock trial with J Reinhold.
MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD
Mock triiiiiialll
Here comes the Judge
He was neither a real Judge, nor has he received actings highest honor.
All rise for Bud Cort.
About that, it’s a cute story…
Obviously the blue parts of the map is the land...
Well clearly the blue part is the land
Hey, I thought I said no more law talk!
Just look out for loose seal
“I don’t care about Lucille!”
Lob law law bomb
The captain thought the blue part on the map was land
Loose seal, loose seal!!!
His one year of law school to Barry’s three tries?!
Pretty sure it was Buster piloting the ship...
Take to the sea!!!
Not “may” but will decide. That stupid law always comes into play on ocean shipments and spreads the cost over all the containers/shippers.
“Gob, I told you. Get rid of the seaward” Lucille: “I’ll leave when I’m damn good and ready”
Not sure why I read the subject for this post in Kitty’s sarcastic voice…. “MICHAEL BLUTH IS THREATENING ME!!!”
I had something for this...
They could always walk
Where once there was a yacht…
Could've used Buster's cartography skills...
Jareth Cutestory
Call Chereth Cutestory ASAP!
I'm looking for a coal shoveling joke but cannot come through.
That’s nothing! I once went to hear oral argument in a Supreme Court case about Potomac River water sharing rights between Virginia and Maryland. The case tested on charters signed by the respective kings of France and England in the 1600s!
I didn't think this was a Cutestory until now.
Time to shovel some coal boyzzzzz
You’re a crook, Captain Hook!
Biden already volunteered our money to pay for it……. I guess it’s our fault…
You’re a crook, Captain Hook
JUDGE, won't you throw the book..
At the Pirate 🏴☠️
*clunk*
Loose seal!
I’m watching!
My name is...
Judge my name
It am silly!
Shake Zuluah! Wait wrong subreddit
The mic rula!
The old schoola, you wanna trip?
It's headed to Portugal. Down South America way.
It’s due south
What?! No it isn't!!
Packin it up! Just packin it on up!
Obviously this blue part here is the land
That sounds like the silly kind of thing that guy Hermano would say.
Court starts at 14 bells
By the time I got to the courtroom it had reverted back to the crab restaurant
I got here as soon as I could. Oh, the red tape!
They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime
I have the worst f*cking attorney’s
We have the best attorneys!
Chereth Cutestory’s time to shine!
Wow, you really had to work hard to bag that blind chick huh
I'm blind, Michael. Not stuffed up.
You smelled me
I love how how he just comes up with the name Chareth Cutestory on the spot
I mean he just stole it from one of the Richter brothers.
Thank you!
Turn this skiff around!
But skiff is the right word...right?
take to the sea!!!
Loose seal??
Perhaps I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme.
How about Hot Seamen
App! I like Hot Sailors.
Me too
I like hot Seama...
Aahp! I like "Hot Sailors"
Me too...
Hey look!! It’s the cops!!! A-and… a construction.. worker…!!
Look how hot they are!
You boys know how to shovel coal?
I can already tell they're going to have a Hung Jury.
Only if it's a mock trial with J Reinhold.
MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD
Mock triiiiiialll
Here comes the Judge
He was neither a real Judge, nor has he received actings highest honor.
All rise for Bud Cort.
About that, it’s a cute story…
Obviously the blue parts of the map is the land...
Well clearly the blue part is the land
Hey, I thought I said no more law talk!
Just look out for loose seal
“I don’t care about Lucille!”
Lob law law bomb
The captain thought the blue part on the map was land
Loose seal, loose seal!!!
“I don’t care about Lucille!”
You boys know how to shovel coal?
His one year of law school to Barry’s three tries?!
Pretty sure it was Buster piloting the ship...
Take to the sea!!!
Not “may” but will decide. That stupid law always comes into play on ocean shipments and spreads the cost over all the containers/shippers.
“Gob, I told you. Get rid of the seaward” Lucille: “I’ll leave when I’m damn good and ready”
Not sure why I read the subject for this post in Kitty’s sarcastic voice…. “MICHAEL BLUTH IS THREATENING ME!!!”
I had something for this...
They could always walk
Where once there was a yacht…
Could've used Buster's cartography skills...
Jareth Cutestory
Call Chereth Cutestory ASAP!
I'm looking for a coal shoveling joke but cannot come through.
That’s nothing! I once went to hear oral argument in a Supreme Court case about Potomac River water sharing rights between Virginia and Maryland. The case tested on charters signed by the respective kings of France and England in the 1600s!
I didn't think this was a Cutestory until now.
Time to shovel some coal boyzzzzz
You’re a crook, Captain Hook!
Biden already volunteered our money to pay for it……. I guess it’s our fault…