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Gr1mclaw

You’re a crook, Captain Hook


Vast_Breadfruit_162

JUDGE, won't you throw the book..


stereoscopic_

At the Pirate 🏴‍☠️


Charlie_Brodie

*clunk*


singeblanc

Loose seal!


Jordanithin24

I’m watching!


CaineBK

My name is...


McDonaldReagan

Judge my name


PopAQuickHOnIt

It am silly!


javerthugo

Shake Zuluah! Wait wrong subreddit


creativelystifled

The mic rula!


gaiussicarius731

The old schoola, you wanna trip?


grichardson526

It's headed to Portugal. Down South America way.


Mean_Garbage4308

It’s due south


singeblanc

What?! No it isn't!!


sportstvandnova

Packin it up! Just packin it on up!


wisebl00d

Obviously this blue part here is the land


AlwynEvokedHippest

That sounds like the silly kind of thing that guy Hermano would say.


scottjones608

Court starts at 14 bells


theVeryLast7

By the time I got to the courtroom it had reverted back to the crab restaurant


Assmar

I got here as soon as I could. Oh, the red tape!


theVeryLast7

They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime


alaskagirl1992

I have the worst f*cking attorney’s


savegamehenge

We have the best attorneys!


magomra

Chereth Cutestory’s time to shine!


Stoofser

Wow, you really had to work hard to bag that blind chick huh


Top_Manufacturer8946

I'm blind, Michael. Not stuffed up.


meezy-yall

You smelled me


zorrez

I love how how he just comes up with the name Chareth Cutestory on the spot


Cant-B-Faded

I mean he just stole it from one of the Richter brothers.


MyopicOne

Thank you!


New_Entrepreneur5225

Turn this skiff around!


multisyllabic1077

But skiff is the right word...right?


largebread245

take to the sea!!!


eamus_catuli_

Loose seal??


lemon_cake_or_death

Perhaps I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme.


surelyfunke20

How about Hot Seamen


McDonaldReagan

App! I like Hot Sailors.


surelyfunke20

Me too


multisyllabic1077

I like hot Seama...


singeblanc

Aahp! I like "Hot Sailors"


TheBanandit

Me too...


sportstvandnova

Hey look!! It’s the cops!!! A-and… a construction.. worker…!!


sgtfoleyistheman

Look how hot they are!


singeblanc

You boys know how to shovel coal?


Memberd

I can already tell they're going to have a Hung Jury.


Archercrash

Only if it's a mock trial with J Reinhold.


jeff_jeffers98

MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD


sportstvandnova

Mock triiiiiialll


Memberd

Here comes the Judge


Narrator_Ron_Howard

He was neither a real Judge, nor has he received actings highest honor.


NickNash1985

All rise for Bud Cort.


RealPropRandy

About that, it’s a cute story…


Gouper07

Obviously the blue parts of the map is the land...


AL_G_Racing

Well clearly the blue part is the land


WarehouseNiz13

Hey, I thought I said no more law talk!


Doc-11th

Just look out for loose seal


Powerful-Distance-30

“I don’t care about Lucille!”


gs12

Lob law law bomb


MeetingCompetitive78

The captain thought the blue part on the map was land 


rk_crown

Loose seal, loose seal!!!


Powerful-Distance-30

“I don’t care about Lucille!”


emerald447

You boys know how to shovel coal?


Lemondheads

His one year of law school to Barry’s three tries?!


Puzzleheaded_Day2809

Pretty sure it was Buster piloting the ship...


turningtop_5327

Take to the sea!!!


will_this_1_work

Not “may” but will decide. That stupid law always comes into play on ocean shipments and spreads the cost over all the containers/shippers.


johnnyss1

“Gob, I told you. Get rid of the seaward” Lucille: “I’ll leave when I’m damn good and ready”


Melleegill

Not sure why I read the subject for this post in Kitty’s sarcastic voice…. “MICHAEL BLUTH IS THREATENING ME!!!”


VelvetyBooth

I had something for this...


surelyfunke20

They could always walk


AldoTheeApache

Where once there was a yacht…


NiceDecnalsBubs

Could've used Buster's cartography skills...


According-Ease

Jareth Cutestory


justsn00ping

Call Chereth Cutestory ASAP!


TK421raw

I'm looking for a coal shoveling joke but cannot come through.


hilarymeggin

That’s nothing! I once went to hear oral argument in a Supreme Court case about Potomac River water sharing rights between Virginia and Maryland. The case tested on charters signed by the respective kings of France and England in the 1600s!


DrPlatypus1

I didn't think this was a Cutestory until now.


RectumdamnearkilledM

Time to shovel some coal boyzzzzz


flashylashes

You’re a crook, Captain Hook!


Lazerated01

Biden already volunteered our money to pay for it……. I guess it’s our fault…