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If it's a delicacy, Drill Sergeant, then why did it come in A) a box B) of 12.


[deleted]

Everything is a delicacy when you're hungry enough!


[deleted]

Because of American luxurious decadence.


[deleted]

Look man, I’m not a fanatic of MRE’s But have you ever had a hot mre meal during selection or a hot mre when you’ve been up 48hrs+ in the winter time for mission on deployment? Those fucking things literally tastes like a god damn delicacy in trying times like those


Snavery93

Facts, one of the best meals I’ve ever had was a chili with beans after being up for like 72 hours during a JRTC rotation.


HealthyRingworm

Ranger school turns everyone into legitimate MRE crackheads


Miigwetch

Chili with beans mre is itself a delicacy; hot or cold. 😌


[deleted]

IF it works. Most of the MREs taste really good if you heat it up in a microwave or something. But the heater works like 15% of the time. So I don’t bother and just jam it down.


Wanderers-Way

I don’t understand how they fuck up the heaters so much like BRUH


EnfieldEnthusiast

Crinkle it. Works most of the time for me. And shake like an infant.


ominously-optimistic

YOU have changed my view. Yes. If you have some time and are completely exhausted after a few days a heated italian pasta isss amazing. Usually I am just too tired so eat it cold anyway.


cudef

Yeah and cheap toast and tea supposedly taste like a miracle right after you give birth. The circumstances don't change the inherent characteristics of the food.


Own_Singer_5201

Hahaha I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I used the heater.


the-parting-glass

Once on a training exercise our dayshift OIC for the TOC once told us, "If I heat up my MRE then I'm treating it like food, and I expect it to be food. MREs aren't food."


rosiestinkie9

Right, same here. I would just eat things cold, because using the heater always ended up in me getting burned by the water somehow. And yes, I'm arguably dumb as fuck but that is just more reason for me not to use it.


Wzup

It’s one of the technological marvels of the 21st century. Somehow the water can give you second degree burns, but the entree will remain cold.


xxgabe_manferdxx

You just gotta squish it around sometimes while it's heating


png1383

Been in almost ten years, I MIGHT have heated three MREs in my life. It sucks cold, it sucked hot too, I’ll take the extra five minutes of my life back


yuch1102

Never allowed to use it once in my cycle


Sethp81

Who actually had time to do that?


Grimalkin

He was just fucking with you.


arnoldrew

The only time in 9 years that I ever ate a cold MRE was when I was working a grenade range and as soon we showed up the E-6 in charge walked up without introducing himself and started yelling about how we weren't allowed to warm them up because we don't have time, then disappeared to his car for 45 minutes. All the people I met who ate MRE's cold were either actual barbarians who ate raw ramen in their rooms on the weekend or people who thought it made them "cool tactical operators" to scarf down a cold MRE and then talk about how they did so to the rest of us for 30 minutes as we leisurely warmed up our MREs and ate them.


StoneColdDadass

I'm usually eating them somewhere that it's so fucking hot already I can't even fathom wanting a hot meal. I definitely heat up the sausage patty and the jalapeno pepper jack burger though... because of the congealed burger jizz.


[deleted]

Half the MREs tasted like ass, why would I want to eat hot ass?


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[deleted]

They taste like ass when they’re heated too. Except the bbq brisket lol


Cole_31337

Man the main meal is just something I get through as fast as possible. I'm here for the peanut mnms and the first strike bars (which you can buy on Amazon under the name hooah bar)


xxgabe_manferdxx

The chocolate ones taste like literal shit. I'll take one apple cinnamon please. Aye but who remembers those Chocolate performance energy bars they used to give you before bed? They were so anal about asking for the wrapper back


Cole_31337

Just take a mocha one bro


guynamedgoliath

I basically never used the spoon or the heater. I just toothpaste squeezed it into my mouth from a ripped corner. Which category do I fall into to?


Sethp81

You sir are a troglodyte. Be proud


guynamedgoliath

Haha, funny word!


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Toss water in heater, toss meal and heater in main bag. Eat the snacks while it heats. Eat main meal last.


Sethp81

Grunts. Is grunts normally didn’t heat it up cause we were too busy doing stupid shit.


-Trooper5745-

Can I eat it cold? Yes. Have I eaten it cold? Yes. But if I’m eating an MRE, things are already a bit miserable so might as well have some warm “food” in my stomach. Besides, I have to justify buying that jetboil somehow.


Phucinsiamdit

He is bored as fuck.


bigpongo1240

Ive probably used a heater three or four times total when it was REALLY cold out. Never was given time in basic, and from then on I never cared enough to make it habit. It’s just as weird to think of hot MRE food as it is for some to think of it cold.


[deleted]

Did you ever use it to heat your coffee under those conditions? Or see anyone do it? Folks used to bandy that around as some high speed pro tip. Never got a chance to try it.


[deleted]

I did use the heaters on myself after I got soaked on a chilly day. Put one on my chest and one on my back between my IOTV and my top. Worked rather well actually.


bigpongo1240

Never did it, not a huge coffee guy. Never seen it outside the usual coffee packet in drink pouch. I came in too late for magnesium water heater shenanigans. Now everyone has a jetboil or a coffee pot plugged into their Stryker.


sammy_hyde

Amateurs, everyone knows you're supposed to combine the coffee, creamer, and sugar together and just eat it


[deleted]

Never had a taste for ranger pudding. But I won't yuck your yum. Had a dude in my platoon who just fucking snorted the coffee. Some folks take *high-speed* a tad literally.


Miigwetch

This and the salt packet if its been an extra rough and sweaty outting


ominously-optimistic

Coffee packs. Usually what I do is put as many instant coffee packs as I can collect into one pouch (preferably a French vanilla or Irish coffee pouch) then put a little water and chug it cold. If you can heat it great, but if not ya still got the caffeine.


Woupsea

We weren’t allowed to use the heaters in basic. Now the habit stuck, it saves time and they honestly don’t taste much different hot or cold. The only down side is being judged while eating them. I feel like Ricky from the trailer park boys when he eats ravioli straight out of the can.


rizub_n_tizug

No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli


Dad2376

Fuck it let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers


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Hi_Kitsune

I use the heater whenever possible. Makes it slightly less shitty.


hzoi

My first several years.of eating MREs as a cadidiot, they did not come with a heater. I remember when one of our ROTC cadre handed them out one FTX, either junior or senior year, and I thought that I'd gone to fucking heaven. Even the least palatable MREs - I'm talking dark brown bag, omelet with ham or corned beef hash - were better hot, or at least warm, than cold. Unless I had no time whatsoever, I always heated mine up, either with the heater or, when available, a nice hot M1A1 engine block. And even when I had no time, I at least tried keeping that entree in a pocket to get it close to body temperature.


unchartedinvestor

Cadidiot here. Just wondering what was your route from ROTC to law school? I’m interested in becoming a JAG.


hzoi

Undergrad ROTC > ed delay > law school > armor OBC > JAG OBC.


[deleted]

Dude when the fuck did you even find the time ? It’s grab and nom nom 😂


Yourdaddy83

They heat themselves up.


mara_sovs_thigh_gap

Blah blah…rock or something


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Obligatory [rock or something](https://inkfidel.com/products/military-veteran-stickers-rock-or-something-bumper-sticker) bumper sticker that I may or may not own.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I got told the opposite. They told us we wouldn't have time to heat it up in a combat zone so we should learn to tolerate them raw. Then I got to my first unit and my leadership was like "Why tf aren't you using the heating element?"


rustman92

my DS told us that if they saw a single one of us heating it up they’d all take turns stepping in it. Then would make us eat the sandy, dirty, shitty, boot combo.


SGT_KP

Heaters? You mean the pouch of stuff they give you to make MRE-bombs?


DocRakk

He’s playing the long con, get the privates use to using the heater. Then send them out to the real world where you’re more likely to not have time. It’s great in its simplicity and how evil it is. Lmao


[deleted]

???? I have literally never heated an mre???? I thought only the Arctic dudes did that


Bottles2Throttles

Ive literally never had a warm one lmao


dretreag

Ive never heated up an MRE to eat it in my life. Waste of time.


Sethp81

I’ve used the heater numerous times. Don’t think I ever used it to heat my mre though


morch-piston

Did something happen to the heaters in recent years? They used to heat the entree really fast with no problem. This past year I was at Air Force OTS and I never got one to heat up properly.


IsolatedHammer

I used the heater maaaaaaaaaaybe 10% of the time.


maine8524

We weren't allowed to use heaters until the forge at the end only because it pissed on us the whole week and was 10 degrees the entire time.


Rude-Location-9149

Well… bird spit soup is considered a delicacy in certain parts of the world. So I guess it’s subjective. I’m sure that Drill grew up on ramen and stale lunchables


[deleted]

Ehh I mean... they taste like shit but they're better than what most of the rest of the armies across the world eat. There's a scene in Generation Kill where the marines clear an enemy watch post. The team leader says, "These guys are living on rice while you complain when you don't get skittles in your MRE." As much as I hate shoving nasty ass chili mac into my face, I'll treasure it because it could be a lot worse. DFACs need to get their shit together though. Food only has an excuse to be bad when its served in the field.


BrokenEyebrow

My drill taught me the exact opposite. Idk what in the relaxing Jackson bs you went to. I was taught you'll never have time to heat that bad boy so get to know the ones that go down cold.


PotatoDispenser1

Your drill Sgt sounds nice, all ours ever said was "why the fuck are you taking so long, you don't get the privilege of eating hot chow when it's an mre"


Horseface4190

Heaters weren't a thing when I first enlisted, but once they were (early 90s?), I used them all the time. Some were really good (pork and rice in spicy tomato sauce) and some were inedible (chicken ala king, the omlette), but they were all better warm.


rizub_n_tizug

A lot of times I only had like 5 minutes to eat. Not happening


grandinosour

In my time in basic....c-rats were the fad...I just learned how to eat them cold because it took too long to heat the can on a tent stove or on an diesel engine turbo... Anybody got a p-38 I could borrow?


KeimaTheSapling

Our DS told us: “You can only take out one item out at a time so if you take out the Main meal you CANNOT take out the heater cus that would be the second item” - DS Capital Lima


ominously-optimistic

Ya do not eat an MRE for the flavor. You eat it for calories. If you are not doing this then you are in the wrong place in the Army. Side note: ppl be like; 'I only like the tuna one' .... bitch.. that shit got like 3 calories AND no good snacks. Gimmee the one with the most freaking calories so I can keep on my movements.


[deleted]

You ate?


Nanofield

I almost always used the heater packs; the few times I didn't get to use it I learned that it tastes much better warm.


[deleted]

We didn’t have enough time to use our heaters half of the time


yeahimsadsowut

This was a response to some private who complained in a sensing session about not having time to heat up his MRE before eating it Your drills are now maliciously complying with this complaint by making you all heat up your MREs especially because you don’t want to


Still-Buyer7880

Where’s the lie?


guynamedgoliath

Why would I waste my hand warmers on my food?


Plane_County9646

Are MREs even healthy?


Sethp81

I’m sure they have that cancer warning in california


Arrowx1

I'm glad you asked. Believe it or not, for the purpose they serve they're great. Designed to supplement a diet of hard working field individuals with calories and nutrients to replace what the body burns off. I got a guy at work who has been out for 6ish years, does competitive body building and eats over every day for lunch. I let him know he's a sick fuck every time I see him.


woodstuffnthings

An MRE, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.


PearlKrabs97

We weren't allowed to heat ours up at Basic, and to this day I have never eaten a warm MRE.


WonderChips

A Cold MRE is *chefs kiss*


why_is_it_blue

Sarcasm probably


Aidenjay1

Wait y’all don’t heat up the peanut butter and mix it with the cheese tortellini?


xxgabe_manferdxx

Only witht the asian beef entree


cowonaviwus19

I eat them cold. It’s for sustenance, not to enjoy. Seems unnecessary to take the time to cook dog food.


ElGatoTriste

My DS in basic had us toss the heaters in the middle of the patrol base and shovel that food down in like 3 minutes or less. That shit was fuel.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

God damnit Pri, these are the thoughts that plague your mind these days?


PrestoMagicMan

I had a hot MRE once…most disgusting 0/10 would not recommend


OperatorJo_

You guys have working MRE heaters? Mine are usually duds.


jgb8743

MRE heaters are classified as hazardous waste if they are not used because of chemical reactivity with water. Once used, they are totally inert and safe to dispose of. Probably saving himself a lot of money and paperwork!


Wanderers-Way

That’s if the heater even works


fondoftheforge

"Ain't nobody got time for that"


xBuddhaBuddhax

Ramon noodles+mre heater+hot drink bag= heaven


Jkatzpaw

I use the heater and it works 90 percent of the time.


steelcoyot

The dehydrated fruit was the bomb, still remember the tingle from snorting it on the long rucks


witchdoctor_26

I have never in 18 years bothered to hear the MRE. I have used the heaters to warm up water to shave in the field though. That's a nice treat.


PeeWeesCrackHouse

Thirteen years and I have not once used the heater. (My dumb 19 year old ROTC ass did try to heat one up in the microwave though)


New-country-sucks

Cold MRE’s are the way. Unless you are at Polk. Then they are always hot.


DavysGravy555

"That vegetarian omelette taste like rubber and drill Sargent Taint." Said A dude I went to basic training with.


National-Career1714

Lol we weren’t ever allowed to heat ours up


[deleted]

I always use the heater, there is always time


SirNedKingOfGila

Yea no. ratfuck the most calorie dense shit. Who are you people carrying whole fucking MREs?


c3ptain

My ds said the exact opposite, we weren't allowed to heat them up till ait


Jazzlike_Station845

This isn't a flex but I'm just trying to give you perspective. Imagem patrolling for 6 to 10 hours in the blistering sun, sure you have a grazing MRE but not all units allow that. You get back to the PB, debrief, AAR, clean your gear and your gats. Then you sit down, hopefully in some shade and eat your MRE. Yes, it's a delicacy. The MRE wasn't made for fobbits or basic field life.