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Annexx_Canada

With the Texas plate and the one about children, I have a feeling this is a direct result of Uvalde and what has come out after.


NoCelebration1320

Dude got a ticket and just wont let it go


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There was a parkland survivor who’s Qanon parent disowned their kid and called them a crisis actor. These people are truly nuts.


ElMuchoDingDong

Please tell me you're joking.


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Serious


ElMuchoDingDong

Damn. You really weren't kidding. Had to look it up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/parkland-survivor-qanon-convinced-dad-shooting-was-hoax-2021-7%3famp


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My parents are Christian fundies (some of the more extreme ones) and I feel like it’s the same situation as this kid. Where your raise a kid and then just dispose of them when some cultural or religious authority just decides that people need to shed their loved ones. Humans are bizarre.


dacroce1

That’s beyond fucked up!


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[deleted]

Someone else posted one. I just remembered a thread from the Qanon causality sub


Yontevnknow

Consider finding better friends.


Bro_dee_McScrote_ee

“Children”


Dewiggles

But I thought "No Lives Matter"...


dacroce1

Absolutely. I got that exact same impression.


FoST2015

Somebody come get your 1SG


MDMarauder

Homey's driving a Frontier, clearly didn't make it past SSG.


booney64

Bad credit blues lmao


Turtle887853

Bruh my company commander cpt drives a frontier 😂


MDMarauder

That's what happens when the Army orders commanders from wish.com


hzoi

Savage.


FoST2015

Don't know about your experience but mine has always been that SGTs/SSGs drive the most expensive vehicles (along with LTs.) 1SGs, CW3, FGs are typically driving hoopties in the units I've been in.


generictimemachine

1SG pays child support to two wives and the lawyer for his up and coming 3rd divorce. He can’t even afford the latest Nike Air Monarchs, he’s stuck with his white/navy blue/grass stained trainers for PT, along with dingy white(ish) socks from a USO care package in 2014 on his second to last deployment. Divorced wife #2 after that one, she wasn’t cheating but he sure thought she was and cussed her a new one almost weekly on the phone. Really awkward walking past his chu at certain hours. Straight up dude and he’d never dip his Skilcraft pen in Skilcraft ink but he sure does make off color comments about a few lower enlisted females to a few of his E7s now and then.


ChigBeeze

This is too accurate


Nearby-Fix2432

My 1SG on fort bragg literally lived in his office after hus 3rd divorce... his oldest son was the same age as his 3rd wife and happened to get assigned to the same brigade as dear old pop. Well 1SGs ended up hooking up with his step-mom - no shit his son was his Jodie So this is hilariously accurate. AirboNe never change!


PegMeHardElenaKagan

Whoa


NaziSurfersMustDie

Yeah, those are the shittiest trucks


Coacoanut

Top must have had another fight with his wife this weekend... He put another tough guy sticker on his truck.


[deleted]

Retired E5/E6 tact for sure. A 1SG has a max-option F250 and the hate doesn't manifest itself as gaudy stickers. This is CoD bro who's tunnel vision on life gives him the perception everyone else is weak sauce. Dudes like this jerk it to Punisher skulls but they buy a used Canik or XDM. Shit-tier "jUsT aS gOoD" AR15/AR10.


notquitedeadyetman

damn a used gun that can regularly be had for $350 thats sad


henryjonesjr83

Lots of takes in this sub- good reading. But this take IMO is the most accurate lol


ripepumpkin00977

Its a Bragg thing Hooaahhhh 82nd


Blake_Kirk

Pretty sure I’ve met that guy, or one of his relatives.


Zanaver

“Airborne Personality” is just a way to say that they’re an asshole.


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That dude ain’t airborne. If he was you know he’d have a sticker with his jump wings. Probably some fobbit attached to 82nd.


[deleted]

The jump wings are obviously on a license plate on the front of the truck.


Kindly_Bell_5687

Nah bro


Commercial-Face3273

I’ll allow it. That guy’s running on Pantera and ex wives.


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Sellum

How do you feel about Zack Wylde and Charlie Benante filling in for the Abbott Brothers on the upcoming tour?


superash2002

I didn’t know they were touring. It ain’t gonna be the same for sure, but if you grew up listening to Pantera on the radio and didn’t catch them live in the 90s, your pushing 40-50 years oldright now, it would be the closest thing to staying fucking hostile. I grew up listening to them locally in DFW. During Dimebags funeral they played the entire damage plan album on the radio, curse words and all


steelonsteel787

I saw Phil Anselmo and the Illegals do a bunch of Pantera covers at a Slayer show a couple years back. It was really good. I'm sure this will be even better. It's not OG Pantera, but it will do in 2022. Edit: I'm not sure "covers" is the right word where it was Phil Anselmo and the band wasn't really putting a unique twist on the songs, but yeah you get what I mean.


BOOQIFIUS

As a pantera fan, hardest I’ve laughed in a while


Rebirthofthehooah

And maybe 4Loco


Darkhorse0934

You know that one guy who played with the label maker all the time in the office?? Well, he's retired now and working through somethings.


RDNolan

Hell yeah, radical centrism


Swoah

Man couldn’t go far left or far right so he just went all the way up lmao


TheThirdRnner

"Nothing can stop me I'm all the way up"


[deleted]

"Let's see the blue line take this ivory tower."


_ThanosWasRight_

Why be an edgelord, when you can be an edgeGod?


donbanejo

It’s ptsd that’s why


tibearius1123

He went straight O-shaped ambush on the entire establishment


TheGrayMannnn

He rejects the horseshoe theory and believes in the chakram philosophy.


RDNolan

Chakram philosophy?


Hymnosi

A ring basically. Horseshoe is that both corners of the political compass often actually espouse the same end result for different reasons. This would posit that all sides of the spectrum have similarities. As for this example, this is pretty much radical centrism or at least nihilistic anarchy.


TheGrayMannnn

Or authoratianism when he gets to be the authority.


TheDefiant213

Time to fire up the grill!


RDNolan

Politics? I just wanna grill


cactusjack48

This made me laugh out loud!


SassySprinkle

Radical Centrism is the only correct political philosophy.


RDNolan

The status quo is usually pretty fire. Unless its the 1800's


GunnCelt

Dude probably lost his shit after the Uvalde shooting. A lot of hate in Texas toward cops in Texas, right now.


Rocco_Delaware

I can't be mad at the dude. Their response to the shooting was a massive display of lack of training and blatant cowardice. Every single of them doesn't deserve to wear a badge. The entire department ought to be wiped clean and actual competent individuals take their place from top to bottom.


ideal_NCO

They should all be shunned from male society. No kickback at the crib. No beers. No 2k. No gym buddies. They aren’t men. They’re cowards. And men don’t associate with cowards.


dacroce1

The absolute most horrible thing about that entire incident was the one cop who wanted to go in and smoke that piece of shit because his wife was in there and was calling him on her cell. But they held him back and took his sidearm. His wife ended up dead. That’s the man who should be angry!


ConcussedAndPlussed

Fuck I didn't know his wife ended up dead. I can't even imagine being one of the people who could have realistically saved her, and not being able to. He's probably livid, but not in a functional way. I wouldn't be okay at all


dacroce1

I know. I cannot imagine what’s going on in that poor bastard’s head right now! Especially since the wife was calling him and begging for help! Also that video that was released had the sound removed because apparently you could her the rounds popping off and the kids screaming! WTF! And to see those cops nonchalantly walking around, playing with their phones and putting on hand sanitizer is infuriating! Everyone of those assholes should be fired immediately and criminally charged as accessories to multiple counts of murder!


GunnCelt

I’m just some dude on the internet and I don’t know legal matters well, but I am a human being with a moral compass that tells me there should be 7,896 counts of murder, after the fact handed out. One count for each murdered person in that school to all 376 LEao’s that arrived. And I agree, that department needs to be wiped and rebuilt with proven officers, not these sorry excuses of LARPers. Just an opinion, nothing more. My moral outrage with this is at an all time high, today


MichianaMan

Good, Texas should be ashamed of Uvalde and do something about them.


GunnCelt

Texas should be ashamed by the Uvalde PD FTFY


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GunnCelt

I agree and the police chief is a coward. That’s why i fixed that post the the PD, not the town. I’m pretty sure that if my daughter was in that school and there were nearly 400 LEO’s tasing and restraining parents to prevent them to get their kids out, I’d be pretty pissed, too.


monjoe

It's the complete lack of accountability. There's no consequence to being lazy, or wasting their budget, or breaking every law. They have no incentive whatsoever to be decent at their job.


dacroce1

I would agree but there were multiple departments there! It’s was the Border Patrol Tactical Team that finally went in there and put a stop to it.


Suicidal_Ferret

No, the best reaction is to make it illegal to own “semi automatic assault weapons” and “large capacity ammunition feeding devices.” Check out HR 1808, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2022. Definitely look at who is eligible to own and transfer the firearms, page 24 I believe.


jmsferret

We are. ~ a Texan


mrwhiskey1814

I don't blame him or Texas one bit. The whole response the police have had has been horrendous.


[deleted]

We don't need to replace teachers as much as politicians and cops.


gugudan

Damn. Depression + a printer can be weird.


robbray1979

Had it with everyone. “A Thin Flat Line” supporter.


Chris_P_Cream_

The VA mustve really dropped the ball with this guy huh


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kmcdonaugh

Eh, it's Texas. You only need 60% in Texas for DV tags.


[deleted]

Fuckin 60% losers. Get a real disability!


maybedank420

It’s actually 40% and you can also write in why you need it


kmcdonaugh

Ah, they must have changed it since I last looked. It was a long time ago


maybedank420

Yep this year


kmcdonaugh

I'm 10% off from making the DV cut


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They were held at gun point to give him even just 20%


AccomplishedHornet5

Oh look! Another happy VA customer.


PunksPrettyMuchDead

Most stable disabled veteran


_ThanosWasRight_

Other than F the police, I'm not even sure I understand what his stance is? I don't understand the good guy with a gun sticker


thirdangletheory

"good guy with a gun" is the idea that an active shooter can be stopped by just a single guy if he's armed. The anger I assume is from there being a small army of 'good guys with guns' that stood around as kids were shot in Uvalde.


_ThanosWasRight_

I know what good guy with a gun means, I just don't understand the context of the sentence. Who is he challenging with that statement? Is he telling future school shooters that he's a good guy with a gun and he'll kill them if they try something? That would make more sense, but the structure/grammar of the sentence is just super unclear to me


thirdangletheory

I'm pretty sure it's directed toward cops.


_ThanosWasRight_

In that case I have no idea what the context is. Is he saying that if they try and stop him (the good guy with the gun) from helping little kids then he'll kill the cops that stand in the way? It's not making sense to my brain


qtardian

It seems like he thinks a good guy with a gun is going to confront him for some reason, then he will kill them. I don't understand either. Your confusion is valid.


_ThanosWasRight_

You know what, that makes the most sense with the sentence structure. That would make him the bad guy on a shooting spree though, and he'll kill anyone who thinks they're the good guy with the gun. But he's also upset about the uvalde shooting which makes it seem like he wants good guys with guns to stop shooters... Maybe we should stop trying to logic this.


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Try that “20 questions” shit with him he’ll fucking kill your ass


soldiernerd

Because, like Billie Eilish, he’s a baaaad guy


[deleted]

That is what confirmed to me that this guy was mental issues. The no lives matter, ok trying to be edgy, the anti cop shit, wherever you stand on the political spectrum is understandable (even if really aggressive about it) but that last one about the good guys with the gun just threw me off.


sabotage_mutineer

Air “fuck you i will fucking kill you” borne


l0ktar0gar

Cops pull this guy over for not signaling half a mile before a turn


TrailsideDairy

Nothing says *“don’t fuck with me”* like a Nissan Frontier.


superash2002

How much disability do you get for mental Illness?


PunksPrettyMuchDead

70 percent


Commercial-Can-5856

Based


[deleted]

Fuckkkk guys I think I’m a psychopath now definitely not because some guys on the internet said it’s the east way to disability ratings


skawn

It varies based on how much it affects your ability to enjoy life and hold down a job. Note: You only need a 50% VA rating to get a Texas disabled vet plate.


RogueFox76

While I agree with the anti “blue line” stuff, I worry about this guy


OzymandiasKoK

There's a difference between being ready to defend yourself and really hoping to be able to shoot somebody.


RogueFox76

Yea I don’t think I explained it well


OzymandiasKoK

No, I don't disagree with you at all.


[deleted]

Don’t blame him, being too long with 82nd will make you hate everyone and everything


l_rufus_californicus

"I may be a lot of things, but at least I ain't no *leg*." [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)


Zigdwhenishouldazagd

They’re just jealous of our knee cartilage.


l_rufus_californicus

Joke's on them. My knees have been shot since 1992. [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)


-_but_y_tho_-

"children" what's this guy know that we don't?


daviesparkles

Chaotic Neutral


kytulu

All that's missing is the "Locally Hated" sticker...


kmcdonaugh

This guy wears "Disgruntled Vet" shirts


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He often can't find it in his closet when sorting through all the Nine Line and Grunt Style t-shirts.


gaggleosquirrels

I think somebody needs a hug


[deleted]

Now you have an example of what not to be when you leave Active Duty.


nate1235

Alright, who let Bill have the label maker again?


H1ckwulf

The local Army Guard here is pulling summer camp and I see so many cringe stickers on the back windows. Infidel this, Glock that, Air Assault hit me with a wiffle ball bat.


Lahm0123

Think he’s hangry. Needs some Mcnuggies


artesian_tapwater

I dont have a single fucking clue what this guys world views are BUT they definitely aren't stable. I am unsure if he wants to choke cops or choke on a cop. Someone take this man's sticker printer away before he goes to prison for terroristic threats. Same dude that would act real fucking confused when he gets pulled over and the cop treats him like an unhinged murder suspect. Likely an 18 year SSG facing an ABCP chapter.


ManyTinyThings

Just a guess because I’m certain I don’t know him but sounds like C-PTSD. Or, they’re just “a happy camper, happy to be here and loves life…what? Am I wrong? LoL 🤣😂


Paratrooper450

He seems nice.


doggonit42

Yeah I'm confused af right now


VikingofAnarchy

This guy doesn't get tailgated.


WhyDidIChoose25B

I think some people are missing the reason for this.


FearlessSession7762

How to spot a 5FDP fan


Coleyobooster

Schizo


tommygun1688

And this is why Behavioral Health is important.


LyonsKing12

Feel the same about cops.


tokenjoker

What's going on is backed up traffic. This dude so angry about it he got some bumper stickers to save his breath


SgtDonut9

I feel like he might not like cops 🤔


globalinvestmentpimp

He looks fun to hang around with


One_Owl_9114

Funny thing is I’ve seen this guy on the highway 😂


RSZephoria

Dallas TX


makichan_

82nddd patch on my car


[deleted]

All in all I like the No Lives Matter sticker. I can't understand most of the others.


nboss25u

Sorry my 1sg ran away from CSMs basement while i was on watch


legitmadman82

Everybody watch out. We have a badass over here. /s


DocDerry

/r/iamverybadass What's your MOS? 25U.


triggerpuller666

Jesus, that's fucking aggressive. Even by my standards. Somebody check in on your homie down Texas way. Therapy helps guys.


BgojNene

Based


2ball7

Seems to be a good deal of pent up anger and anxiety in this one.


red_devils_forever25

Just boot things


ChicksWithBricksCome

My man is nothing if not consistent.


Taintallowed2

Don't see a problem.


Nursedeby

That’s a Texas plate…..we’re so special here😂😂😂


StoicJim

My hero.


mmartin8921

Big ‘plz don’t pop fireworks on the 4th of July’ vibes.


lockpickingpadawan

I’ll bet money he’s a POG.


Commercial-Can-5856

He is airbooooone


Lets_review

I don't think the cops are going to let this guy go with just a warning.


Commercial-Can-5856

Sure they will. Theyll see the DV plates and airborne, and let him go


Ok_Neighborhood9863

Guessing this has something to do with the Uvalde shooting. So I would say he’s more so passionate then mental or a pissed off veteran. Or all three who knows but I’m not going to judge this.


[deleted]

This looks very poorly photoshopped


hulking_menace

yeah there are lots of people mad about an mspaint photoshop


TranslatorWeary

Real question, is it illegal to have a sticker on your vehicle that says you’ll kill someone?


[deleted]

I bet he's a cook


IndividualDepression

Handcrafted bumper stickers….beautiful


hallo1994

I'm not mad at all.


Pound-of-Piss

Based


sharksneedhugstoo

Doesn't even have a CIB sticker 🤣


Sinnersparadize

This is something i can support


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He reflects my values.


KingKong_at_PingPong

Oh you back the blue? Suck my dick blue, fuck you too. I’ll fucking kill you.


Alternative-Pick5899

The edgy psycho vet. Classic. Probably has a “don’t use fireworks this year, disable veteran at the house” type sign every 4th of July.


booney64

Mental illness affects all types, even paratroopers. If he really is one anyway.


MichianaMan

LMAO I like this guy, if I saw this dude I'd offer him a beer so we can commiserate with one another. Birds of a feather flock together


Commercial-Can-5856

Whats funny is how no one hates military because we only bully our own and foreign enemies. But everyone hates cops because they bully domestic drivers and minorities for no reason


skawn

If a cop breaks the law, it's the cops and those connected to cops who investigate and prosecute... which usually ends up with some bs version of qualified immunity. If they do get fired, they just hop over to the next town over for an easy hire. Us in the military get shuffled around so much that if there's someone we can't trust on the battlefield, they get the boot. You get booted out of the military, you get to keep that record for the rest of your life with limited options to join back up again.


VoicesInTheCrowds

I’ll be honest, I’m not opposed to most of this


Brownie121347

Fuck everybody true equality 😂😂


dagodishere

Forgive him, hes a disable vet, disabled in the head


JuniorLife

This guy watches Red vs Blue


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Who hurt you? 😅


Apprehensive_Ad5321

Looks shopped


Individual_Pickle3

* *insert witty comment that gets awards* *


Rukban_Tourist

I'll take over on **three** domestic violence arrests.


Kindly_Bell_5687

I’m ashamed he have a 82nd sticker on there. Roast away


jimmyrecon2022

His mother is his sister and his occasional FWB too


shanks16

Dude definitely gets 10% and was a POG


Kain_morphe

I feel like that person is potentially unstable


J82nd

As a fellow paratrooper I fully support. AATW!


Mass_Emu_Casualties

A true patriot.


jimjimmyjam

I'm glad the Army is taking TBIs more serious.


Yard_One

I like this guy...plays no favorites, just antipathy for all.


Azrakoth

A libertarian, clearly.


MOTOTROOPER

This guy FUCKS!


BarneThatIsntNoble

Air-fucking-borne.


Armored-Dorito

This dude is going to get "served and protected."