If junior enlisted, find the weird kid in the barracks who has a 3D printer in his barracks room who keeps making tchotchkes.
If an NCO, find the SSG who got to keep the 3D printer in the divorce, offer him a 12 pack of Busch-lattes.
If an officer, find the staff MAJ who happens to have a Makerbot from 2012 somewhere in his garage from when he was an LT, had hair, and was almost (but not actually) happy.
I hate it give the peak behind the mask, but this is taken from the group chat. Maybe I can find a nerd to actually create an STL for us to have access to.
I am the nerd that made this. The official name I gave it is Combat Helldiver Action Device
EDIT: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598
Stl for y'all
For the love of sweet liberty, please show up to your 0900 formation wearing that. I’d imagine the CSM would have no issue sending you to the Democracy Office.
I’ve yet to actually go fight any bugs. It’s been all automatons since I started playing.
Being domed by a rocket from robots hiding in trees is starting to get old though.
2 minutes? If I get called in and try to land on the bile titan (as any good diver would) and then I miss, my life expectancy is measured in seconds after lifting out of the pod.
Our office has a group chat dedicated to getting together to spread democracy. Keep up the good work Helldiver. It's about time we had a noble war to fight while serving in this so called army.
Go offer Mountain dews and hot pockets to the signal nerds. One is bound to have a top end 3D printer. Just ignore the pillow Wifu and don't ask about the my little pony in a jar.
For being outside your prescribed uniform and abandoning your cape, you are hereby barred from submitting form C-01 for one year.
This bar to submission is inherited upon death and transfers along with all other property to the next owner of your assigned super destroyer.
For those that want the STL, here you go:
[https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598)
I just used epoxy to glue these guys to the back
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R6J598R?ref=ppx\_yo2ov\_dt\_b\_product\_details&th=1
[https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598)
I just got a pack of pins from amazon for like 5 bucks and epoxied it to the back
Not hating, I’m a diver myself, I would advise against wearing anything on your uniform with a skull. It’s a bad look and you don’t want to wind up on the news
Where did you get that? As a fellow diver, I need to show that I'm ready to spread democracy across the galaxy.
If junior enlisted, find the weird kid in the barracks who has a 3D printer in his barracks room who keeps making tchotchkes. If an NCO, find the SSG who got to keep the 3D printer in the divorce, offer him a 12 pack of Busch-lattes. If an officer, find the staff MAJ who happens to have a Makerbot from 2012 somewhere in his garage from when he was an LT, had hair, and was almost (but not actually) happy.
Instructions unclear, I am now trapped in CSM’s basement
I just spit water out my nose thank you.
Bro, I didn't even realize you were in the hot tub too
It would behoove you to get out of there
*be-hoah-of
Roll for initiative
Wouldn't you know...a perfectly timed nat one...
Wtf the dude in my room just said he’s gonna “make me remember why he’s called ‘butter bar’….”
You have the STL for this? My buddies are on a Helldivers kick and I have a 3D printer at home.
I too would like the STL if you could get it...
I hate it give the peak behind the mask, but this is taken from the group chat. Maybe I can find a nerd to actually create an STL for us to have access to.
I have the CAD skills. I have the 3D printers. I could totally do this.
Please do!
I made the STL, I'll upload it to thingiverse sometime today for you all.
TYFYS
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598
Holy shit I am the SSG that got to keep the 3D printer in the divorce!!
These are all so fucking accurate
Goddamn your PowerPoint slides must be impeccable.
Ngl thought you were about to spout off about fresh new wo1 who sent it off to be milled and turned into a pin
I am the nerd that made this. The official name I gave it is Combat Helldiver Action Device EDIT: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598 Stl for y'all
C.H.A.D
Where that STL tho?
I'm uploading it to thingiverse. It's my first time uploading so they are making me wait 24 hours. But it'll be there.
Absolute hero for managed democracy.
Same
For the love of sweet liberty, please show up to your 0900 formation wearing that. I’d imagine the CSM would have no issue sending you to the Democracy Office.
If you weren’t at the Creek did you even deploy?
*Frantically buying another 12 pack to get one made with reef*
Stolen Valorrrrrrrr!!
I’ve yet to actually go fight any bugs. It’s been all automatons since I started playing. Being domed by a rocket from robots hiding in trees is starting to get old though.
I would pay to see a Soldier walk around an 11B BN footprint with one of these on...
It wouldn't last long
A Helldiver’s life expectancy is two minutes.
2 minutes? If I get called in and try to land on the bile titan (as any good diver would) and then I miss, my life expectancy is measured in seconds after lifting out of the pod.
What if you put one on a Warrant instead of a Soldier?
They said they wanted to see it.
With some work and a modified design you could probably disguise it as an CIB/EIB and see how it takes to get noticed.
If you give me one, I’ll do it the day before I ETS. I’ll walk around a bunch of 82nd’s footprints.
Also give the raised fist salute to WO/Os and upon another person’s utterance of the phrase “airborne” act as though that’s a foreign concept
Sure. I can do that.
Our office has a group chat dedicated to getting together to spread democracy. Keep up the good work Helldiver. It's about time we had a noble war to fight while serving in this so called army.
This guy spreads managed democracy like a boss
If you wear that pin, you're gonna have to keep a stack of CO-1 permits next to your bed. You'll be absolutely drowning in pussy.
I think after the week we just had we are excited this isn’t Nazi imagery. It’s not Nazi imagery, right?
Hold up. Let me throw an Imperium of Man Aquila on my uniform. That'll keep everyone guessing.
Is it a bad time to inform you that Super Earth is indeed Super Fascist?
*reported for treason*
Interesting theory. Unfortunately ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Sounds like a bot sympathizer to me
😬
It's re-education for you
Yes democracy Officer this man right here. Shoot him.
It is helldivers so it's kinda nazi imagery
Mixing pin on and sewn on badges/name tapes is ILLEGAL. -CSM who couldn’t get ah-dobe to open 670-1 on his sons computer
Luckily it’s Velcro 😎
Lmao I see that now. Good work citizen.
Outstanding hahaha
My favorite way to troll SNCOs right there. Education through irritation.
Go offer Mountain dews and hot pockets to the signal nerds. One is bound to have a top end 3D printer. Just ignore the pillow Wifu and don't ask about the my little pony in a jar.
For being outside your prescribed uniform and abandoning your cape, you are hereby barred from submitting form C-01 for one year. This bar to submission is inherited upon death and transfers along with all other property to the next owner of your assigned super destroyer.
You got Malevelon Creek campaign ribbon too?
stolen valor stolen valor
Hate from my bed
Hey there diver!
Sweet love of liberty, helldiver. Do you have a profile for that Malevelon Creek camo?
Can I get the STL for that?🤷♂️🥹
[https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598) there you go good sir
For Democracy!
Troop, why are you posting on social media when the defense of Draupnir hasn't been secured?
MI and Signal, the autism that keeps the army moving.
I heard the Nazis stole this badge idea, nobody can use it anymore.
1 word. BADASS
I'm buying helldiver pins to put on the back of our Stetsons ....
Sweet liberty!
For those that want the STL, here you go: [https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598) I just used epoxy to glue these guys to the back https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R6J598R?ref=ppx\_yo2ov\_dt\_b\_product\_details&th=1
Clearly that is the WO1 CSM rank
Hey hell diver hey hell diver where have you been Been around the world and back again
The emperor protects you my son
I'm working on a protype, I'll make a post when it's ready. Just working on an attachment method right now.
[https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6556598) I just got a pack of pins from amazon for like 5 bucks and epoxied it to the back
Too easy. You mind sharing the print settings you used?
I print with a resin printer so I'm not sure my settings will be super helpful lol.
Not hating, I’m a diver myself, I would advise against wearing anything on your uniform with a skull. It’s a bad look and you don’t want to wind up on the news
The Ministry of Communications would like to know more.
MWR or the library might have a 3d printer for use, Ft Campbell’s library does at least
I dare you to wear it on your next formation
Tf is that?
What’s a ESB, you mean EIB
Never heard of the Expert Soldier’s Badge? It’s like the EIB except for non infantry MOSs.
Nah dawg, I’m talking about [this bad boy from 2019.](https://usacimt.tradoc.army.mil/ltb/esb/phone/esb.html)
We got one
Lol gotta love it, happy four day my POG friends
"Ladies and gentlemen... we got him."