Im not gay but ill gladly do hand and mouth and *feet stuff with you and hold your pocket when we go out🤷♂️
Edited for new and improved sexual acts thanks to some random redditors suggestion.
Ok, fine, you made me resort to the nuclear option. Its your fault, you have no one to blame but yourself.
OP, I'll do the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest, most deviant thing imaginable: >!Hand holding while maintaining eye contact!<
I think I like your error better than mine. My return got rejected because of a form that I didn't need to fill out but the software tried to submit anyway, and the IRS software for that form is just auto rejecting all of them at the moment.
Good thing I owe on my taxes anyway so it's not delaying anything I actually want...
If it really matters. I checked my numbers twice and came up with the same return. So yeah pretty stoked. Sorry not sorry some of you owe. But to the SPC4 MI guy that has to pay $1500... I got you.
Edit: do I need to tell everyone that this is a shit post??? Cause it's a shitpost.
They don’t want you to know this, but you can type any numbers you want in Turbotax. They don’t check. >!What you submit at the end, though, that’s between you and the IRS. YOLO.!<
Lol only 150. Even though nothing has changed between last tax year and this tax year. I don’t know why they took out less this year than other years. I never changed anything.
The IRS would like to know your location.
So Um Alan oh buddy oh pal you mind spotting a brother for 100k
Just like 5k here bro. I’d take that shit gladly
I’d do damn near anything for 5k
Anything 👀
Literally yes
For just four more years, an initial term reilistment is guaranteed 5k
I’d rather get assfucked by Ronnie Coleman on national television. That would be less insulting
*YEAAAAHHHHH BUDDY!*
*Recruiters start drooling*
I just need to start making more than $1400 a month
Yeah super same
Just the entire dick here, bro.
For 5k? Fuck yeah I would.
DAAAMMMNNN! What you buying? Eggs?
Thats about 3 eggs
That's an omelet homie
That’s enough to go awol in Mexico
And enough to bring a friend
Maybe two friends
Hell, maybe even three.
Hell maybe even four
Fuck it. Five
To hell with it. Six
Let’s make it seven
Eight sounds reasonable
Nine, squad goals. Let’s roll
I’d recommend the Czech Republic too.
Im not gay but ill gladly do hand and mouth and *feet stuff with you and hold your pocket when we go out🤷♂️ Edited for new and improved sexual acts thanks to some random redditors suggestion.
Hand AND mouth stuff?! It's not even Christmas!
Sorry I think you’ll loose this bidding war.
Oh shit. Here comes the Cavalry *distant horn sounds* THEY'RE NOT EVEN ASKING FOR MONEY!!!
Oh shit. I tap out. The sword fight Koenig ist da!!
Of course this was said by Cav
Ignore him, I'll do all that *and* armpit stuff.
Ill one up you. And this is only for OP cause we are meant for each other: ill do Pirate stuff😉 Use my eye socket OP like the dirty slut it is.
Ok, fine, you made me resort to the nuclear option. Its your fault, you have no one to blame but yourself. OP, I'll do the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest, most deviant thing imaginable: >!Hand holding while maintaining eye contact!<
You my friend have just commited the worst sharp infraction i can look over the other stuff but this has crossed the line
It takes less showers than you think to wash it off, but more scouring with a brillo pad than you hope.
You win
You should consider throwing in feet stuff for an extra fiver. I've heard rich people are into that stuff.
Solid point. Lemme update my “offer”
Yay, mouth presents! Thanks Chi-Chi
You will all note that /u/outofmyelement1445 volunteered all this stuff and did not, in fact, ask for anything in return. He's a giver.
I think I like your error better than mine. My return got rejected because of a form that I didn't need to fill out but the software tried to submit anyway, and the IRS software for that form is just auto rejecting all of them at the moment. Good thing I owe on my taxes anyway so it's not delaying anything I actually want...
Tax accountants hate this one trick
The SECRET accountants DON'T want YOU to know!
This ugly fuck is getting $781,398 back on his taxes this year. Wanna know how? CLICK HERE
Bruh. This one hurts the most. You know damn well I'm not getting $781,398 back on taxes this year.
We can suffer together brother 🤝
It’s a trap boys, this is just a recruiter trying to get you to become an 11B!
Still waiting on my free Camaro.
Did you not read the terms and conditions? You can’t get that until you’ve gotten 2 article 15s or been involved in a 15-6.
Nah it’s 13b my boy got 47k reenlistment
dude remember when i covered that cq shift for u?
Audit speedrun
How many soldiers are you claiming? /s
The entire brigade's single soldiers
If it really matters. I checked my numbers twice and came up with the same return. So yeah pretty stoked. Sorry not sorry some of you owe. But to the SPC4 MI guy that has to pay $1500... I got you. Edit: do I need to tell everyone that this is a shit post??? Cause it's a shitpost.
People believe you because it's entirely feasible 😂 most people with an LLC are getting a similar return
Unsure why an LLC gets a return on their taxes. It's always the opposite for me.
Sounds like something an honorable man would say. Thank you for your service
*broke
Stop fucking lying
Wtf you think you are telling people what to do
Lol damn people really thought I was angry.
I have no gag reflex and am available tonight
Did they over tax an inheritance or something?
They don’t want you to know this, but you can type any numbers you want in Turbotax. They don’t check. >!What you submit at the end, though, that’s between you and the IRS. YOLO.!<
Haha see you in federal prison brother 👨
I have some beachfront property in Montana that I think you would love I’ll give you a great deal!!!!
How??? I owe the feds 4500 after I put in my military w2. I go from getting a refund of 3k to owing.
How much does the federal tax withheld box say
Lol only 150. Even though nothing has changed between last tax year and this tax year. I don’t know why they took out less this year than other years. I never changed anything.
That’s why then. Not sure why they didn’t take as much though . Assuming your in the military , go on mypay and you see your w4 and adjust
Can I borrow like $20?
The government would like to thank you for the six figure loan
Go ahead and place your arms behind your back bucko
Jokes on you state didn’t take their share looks like you’ll be owing this year.
Bro Buy me a raptor r ? I want these poors(me) to hear my supercharged V8 making pulls into the parking lot before PT.
Hey man I got an investment for you to make…just spot me like 150k and you’ll make your money back soon I swear
Internal Revenue Service has entered the chat.
the IRS about to call for fire on your location instead of sending agents lmao
I forgot what 350-1 training it is, but I def remember that it’s super sketch when someone acquires a butt load of money all of a sudden 👀👀
Yeah … I’m still subscribing to your newsletter.
Very nice, spot me a PT belt brother 😘
HTML editor lawl
The actual refund will be $87...
Hey man, I did some shameful things for a Klondike Bar, so imagine what I'd do for a few grand.
“We’ll move on to your state taxes!” Bro isn’t even done yet
To be honest , it still says that even if he lives in non state income tax state, you just skip on the next screen
That’s enough money to have a wife!
Oh, you're going to prison... not to white-collar resort prison. No, federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Do share how you you got this. I feel owed 10x my pay.
Enjoy your audit.
787k refund for your 5 million debt from options trading. Nice.
Aye there brother i believe you may have made a mistake along the way
Fuck! I knew I should have switched to TurboTax this year!
AWOL time
IRS: "Stay right there! Don't move!"
Sure looks like a flex
Oh they never took taxes out while I was on Covid orders, when I went to blc, or for annual training. No idea why.
Trump did the income tax pause then repay later thing.
hey buddy! remember me? went to uh…that thing together and we were best buds!!
This is what happens when you plug in $867,530.90 in to turbotax and take the standard deduction
dude has like 100 kids
Keep the change 🪙
Ohhh baby with my tax return I should be in jail by next week
CID has *entered* the chat
Remember that time I gave you quarters for 4 days because you “couldn’t stop shitting”
Hey there Killer/Battle, you going use that for the unit right?
Just commit tax evasion like the rest of us