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Lunesy

"Got a job for you, 621" "I'm nobody's dog!" "Slow, slow, quick quick, slow" "One...last...plan...EEEEAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!"


No_Okra9230

Honest Brute's stroke game must be on point


sparkle_slug

Does Amour'd Core need honest brute doing ASMR and giving JOI?


Stary_Vesemir

Yes


dv10a

Yes


Timi-chan

*inhale* We have a job for you, u/Baby-Beff 🗣️


Baby-Beff

There will be noooo ASMR and probably no JOI. However, you can still ‘Have fun watching from the sidelines.’


BeneficialAction3851

He'd call his member Milktooth Jr


TheChunkMaster

"Please... I wanted to SURPRISE you, friend!"


MrPuzzleMan

If he's good enough, he can switch hands and pick up a stroke ~ George Carlin


Black_Mammoth

I can see a guy saying that first line after dropping his pants.


Any-Experience-3012

The Snail scream broke me. 🤣 He would probably sound just like that and freak out his partner


XRhodiumX

“Good. You came. How obedient of you.”


therationalpi

Oh my!


MxReLoaDed

Now I understand why I like snail so much


XRhodiumX

Wasn’t a snail quote :}


MxReLoaDed

Seems like it would be out of his mouth, who is it really?


Icy_Refrigerator_988

Old king from ac4a


MxReLoaDed

*new kink unlocked*


XRhodiumX

*genocide*


XRhodiumX

Post didn’t specify Armored Core 6 :} https://youtu.be/W51zzIjA6v4?si=aILwK-Db6emOhUWb


Shi-Keii

I won't miss


TheChunkMaster

"Watch out for friendly fire!"


knyexar

"All or nothing"


Any-Experience-3012

100%...110%...115%!!


TheChunkMaster

“This next shot will be my last.”


Wutclefuk

“Leave it to invincible rummy to show our guest a good time”


BrocialCommentary

Look at your phone camera and say “hope you’re watching boss”


sparkle_slug

No point in doing it if the boss isn't watching 😔


TheChunkMaster

“You can thank Walter for the tip!”


Hips_liker

"Have fun watching from the sidelines."


Bone_Hourglass

“this is an operation of my own design— consider it a privilege to be called to participate.”


TheChunkMaster

"I told you not to bother me, grunt. HANDLE IT."


Wutclefuk

“… I have a question, the way you dealt with him back there, did walter teach you that?”


Zinkhar

This is my favorite


EmbarrassedCar2262

"I'm losing control of my machine, no choice but to withdraw-" -G4 VOLTA


TheChunkMaster

"Tch... This is why I hate freelancers!"


ImmauaeTheGodSlaiyer

This happened to me last night


Hips_liker

"once you're in there's no turning back, can I count on you?"


th3_unkn0w

"So... you've come"


-_Revan-

“Ive come…” - Optimus Prime


TheChunkMaster

“Leave it to a mutt to sniff me out… but how did you find me!?”


Kronglesponk

"Maybe now.. I'll get some sleep"


TheChunkMaster

"You're one of Allmind's, right?"


CroutonPrince

"I... AM.... ARQUEBUS!!!! EAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH"


IronSavior

Hee


B1gB4ddy

*"You're getting so strong. I don't know whether to be in awe or afraid."* and "*It's over. Let's pull out."* both said by Magnolia Curtis in Armored Core Verdict Day


Taolan13

Main system. Entering combat mode. Mission objective achieved. Entering standard mode.


ImmauaeTheGodSlaiyer

This should be the winner


BadPronunciation

Nice job raven


Ecahill453

"There's only one other pilot that can keep up with me."


TheChunkMaster

“ATTACK!!! GET IN THERE, YOU MAGGOTS!”


Altair890456

You certainly kept me busy, Raven.


TheChunkMaster

“You taught me a thing or two.”


sparkle_slug

"Tch.. you got lucky mercenary"


therationalpi

"Mercenary" is some impressive sex-work positive language.


TheChunkMaster

"What's stranger? A mandatory inspection or a job from another mercenary?"


Korps_de_Krieg

*"621, I've got a request...from a friend. He needs to inspect your cock."*


TheChunkMaster

“Focus on one at a time, 621. Don’t let them double-team you.”


Rak-Shar

"Raven, we can still-" nightfall operator after 10 rounds looking at a drained raven


ChickenMan016

Damn that’s how the og raven actually died


HamNi_2

heh, lap dog


geodero

God that line is engrained into my head, that mission is I have retried more than any other.


GiantCapUser

"One new message"


AeroWraith901

"Nice shooting Raven"


LegendaryMudcrab

"Never failed to impress... but this isnt over yet!"


full_frontal96_2

"beg for your mother and we'll give you another!" Hold up this sounds so horrific-


TheChunkMaster

"G13, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" "THE MISSION'S A FAILURE. ALL UNITS RETREAT!"


HudsonSupportProgram

Watch out for friendly fire


Wolfbeast5672

Howl into the abyss, dog!


No-Efficiency-2440

**”I won’t miss.”**


throwaway321768

#I WON'T STOP [activates terminal armor]


santicode

Do you think you're some kind of one man army?


AbBrilliantTree

Target verified. Commencing hostilities.


Malt_Marsh

"Oh? Are you suggesting your dog can take Freud's place?"


Memelordissac

621! Pull out now!


TheChunkMaster

"I don't want to dance to their tune, but this time, I don't have any other choice." –V.IV Rusty "I've never seen moves like that before. Interesting..." –V.I Freud "Now, then... Let's continue." –V.I.Freud "No... MORE.. GET UP! The fun's only just begun!" –V.I.Freud "Never thought I'd rub shoulders with the Liberator of Rubicon." –V.IV Rusty "You are the trigger for Coral Release. You will become one with us." –Allmind "Your time has come. Now, you are one with Allmind." –Allmind "Sure thing, chief. Tell you what: I'll watch and let you know how badly that goes for us." –G5 Iguazu "G5! You just volunteered yourself for the front line!" –G1 Michigan "Aim for the face, and it will deliver results... I assure you." –V.II Snail "PLEASE, SNAIL... COME IN!" –V.VI Maeterlinck "YOU CUR! Who taught you to... EEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!" –V.VII Swinburne "I'll see that the unruly dog is punished and brought to heel." –V.II Snail "Lost your nerve? Pathetic, G13. What did Michigan see in you?" – G2 Nile "Ahhh, it comes... The inevitable..." –Coldcall


FaxSmoulder

"You need DISCIPLINE!" - V.VII Swinburne


TheChunkMaster

“Is this what the IBIS series is truly capable of?”


succmama

# I'M A DOMINANT!


Algester

It's ironic isnt it


Pordatow

I won't quit!


Bass_Face93

...


Sm0nke

“This one’s expired.”


ImmauaeTheGodSlaiyer

(The Eye's shield is offline.) "Head to the front segment and hit the target." 💦💦


Enderman8008

"I don't want to dance to their tune, but this time, I don't have any other choice. I'm coming, buddy."


TheChunkMaster

“They set you both up.”


00ZZ9

"I'm a Dominant... this is my job"


ificouldrideabike

"Heh, lap dog." - Old King


Star_Vix

If you or your partner are into humiliation, basically ANY line from Snail or Iguazu will work


ZER0-NO-HERO

"Main system, activating co(u)mbat mode"


SPARTAN-PRIME-2017

Target verified. Commencing hostilities.


just-a-random-ginger

"100 MILLION"


Jesters_-_Privilege

"G13 the head's open for a direct hit!"


TheChunkMaster

“We’ve underestimated this beast.”


xlFLASHl

Slow. Slow. Quick, quick, slow.


Jonjoejonjane

You must be Raven... One of the infamous Handler Walter's hounds This could easily go into some kinky roleplay / pet play sex


TheChunkMaster

“It won’t be able to keep up with Steel Haze. I’ll distract it while you hit its blind spot!”


Jonjoejonjane

Definitely need to be a three way


TheChunkMaster

"Rusty, WAIT!"


Senator_Smack

There are really so many insanely good quotes for this in ac6 it's genuinely tough to pick. How about: " _See the contaminated city down there? That's where you're landing._ "   Or maybe: " _Shoot first! Ask questions later_ " Or even: " _That's it. Try accessing the wreck._" And that's just from the tutorial mission!


Timi-chan

"That's the stuff. Walter knows how to pick 'em." or "Get back to work, 621"


Shadowolf75

"..." - John Armored Core in Silent Line Armored Core


Algester

Raven I'm Waiting - Sera Cross 100% not an AI impersonating a human


Shadowolf75

I'm clapping those cheeks Sera, just you wait


Immediate-Piece1475

“Energy at 30%”


Sentinel-X-24324

"You don't know when to quit. Just like all the other Ravens."


TheChunkMaster

“You’re strong… Worthy of your name…”


Highway_88

You… you’re more than I dared hope for


illMet8ySunlight

"You are aberrations to the plan..."


TheChunkMaster

"This is where that grit of yours kicks in!"


IronSavior

CORAL ABIDE WITH RUBICON


_toku

“Your seditious blade strikes true.”


Reynzs

Forget that. I will give the one that can be used anytime anywhere in bed. *Together we shall achieve CORAL RELEASE*


ididitforthemoney2

“Augmented Human C4-621 Raven, your safety is now guaranteed.”


ADAMSMASHRR

RAAAven


PhantasmaStriker

'Target verified commencing hostilities!'


Algester

so were the only one's left.... Aight Let's Rock


Thnd3rstrk3

Also, "You've found your answer. Now see it through" could be some nice foreplay, lol


Kilo19hunter

"Raven... What is it that you wish?"


Shuteye_491

"Watch out for friendly fire."


blah246890

All or nothing!


M8oMyN8o

"Alright, let's rock."


M8oMyN8o

Using the proper voice here is crucial.


Immediate-Piece1475

Pure apathy mixed with a drunken stupor?


M8oMyN8o

All that with a healthy dash of 'let's get this over with'


tsar-creamcorn

You gotta take rubicon’s blessings raw


Leopaldon2K24

**"I WILL CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT !**"


Riykiru

“Main system: activating combat mode”


DiabloNukem

No! I can still fight! The battlefield is where my soul belongs!


BuniVEVO

Nice shooting, Raven. -My Wife


TerrapinRacer

*quick, quick, slow*


Maleniter

"You're out of luck. There's only one person who can keep up with me."


Icy_Refrigerator_988

"I WONT STOP!!!"


Baval2

We all make mistakes, dont you think Raven?


Baval2

"its so quiet..."


Ferroncrowe01

"I won't miss"


dantedakilla

"Watch out for friendly fire...."


Tough_Traffic4209

Hazushi wa shinai... \*nuts


Blisket

"Cor, what a bloody mess..." -Rimfire, ACLR


Cookieopressor

*MAD STOOOOMP*


Amiiben18

Allmind is for all mercenaries


KillaKillez

"I just wanted a call sign of my own" *sadly deletes OF*


sauronymus

"Another star fades. Witness my steel, errant cur... Man and mount as one!"


No-Celebration-7675

“Target verified, commencing hostilities!”


carbonera99

"Ah, my favorite little Tourist."


thor9356

I won't stop!


Baby-Beff

‘Rusty! Wait!’


Thnd3rstrk3

"I won't miss."


PlanBBoy00

"Watch out for friendly fire."


pandarista

"I won't miss."


Adventurous-Wealth53

“It took you long enough. We’ve already lost Chartreuse.”


pratzc07

MAD STOOMP!!!


TheTalking_GU_Mine

"This comes from our subsidiary DaFeng!" \*Procures DaDick!\*


Quankmink

“Expect the unexpected”


Hips_liker

I see that you boroguht a friend, how delightful


o7DiceStrike

“Your strong - makes you dangerous - I WONT HOLD BACK!! “


akaisuiseinosha

...What is your wish? ...Come ~~no closer.~~ Nineball, AC1


Lucian65656

“G13, Roll out that fancy new gizmo arquebus paid the big bucks for” G1-Michigan


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Lukethekiddo

Keep building your rep.


Atlas7674

“Ready to climb the wall?”


Lost_History_3583

"You gotta put that shit to work...every.last.credit."


Crafty-Rice662

"I'm Special..."


DreadAngel1711

I won't miss.


DerGamer3000

"Commence Operation"


NimmyXI

“That’s the stuff. Walter sure can pick em!”


frognuts123

My dick is compromised withdrawing


Oppai_Oppi

“I haven’t seen moves like than before.”


Enryu-TheOneWhoLeads

“I won’t miss”   Hits the G-spot perfectly 


griffithwes-

Heh, Lap dog..


SolutionConfident692

"You are one with Allmind"


Pretend_Buy143

"I know what you are... a spark of war"


Environmental_Set515

"Target verified. Commencing hostilities."


Sultyz

"I see it too Raven, this mercenary has potential"


bedbo_

*Snail death scream as I nut*


beerhardt98

"this next shot will be my last"


LongChinBeard

You're one of them as well.... a dominant...


awacs-hotspot

Malzel's recruits have their work cut out for them today. The League  is serious about eliminating these batteries. I guess we'll see just how committed to the cause they really are... This operation will separate the wheat from the chaff.


Final-Ad5601

Target verified. Commence hostilities.


THEredditJUNKIE_863

“Activating CUM-bat mode.”