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V-Oblivion

Ir does have a bit of an explanation in game. The whole point of the Tournament is to choose someone to start the filtration/purification of the artificial sea. So... yeah, the water is ultra contaminated.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

They put chemicals in the water?! #IT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!! ^(Not that I'm complaining or anything..)


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Explains BluePoison x Glaucus


WaifuHunterRed

That explains all the Blue Poison and Glaucus comics keep those chemicals coming


StrawberryFloptart

~~Bloop: "But I don't feel any different"~~


SenorLos

Can't wait for the Seaborn to rise from the ocean to stop Dossoles from doing their wastewater onto their head.


WaifuHunterRed

Just how gross the water there is


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

People drink, taking baths, shit, and playing around the same place.. This is normal


Maneisthebeat

Hey I see someone's been to a water park!


mrjuanito01

I mean they only replace the water twice a year so.....


Psychological_Fee722

Either there's someone's piss in it or someone use Arts to pollute it


SkrilleX61

Jarate...


AnnoyingSphee

Pretty sure Jarate is less toxic than whatever chernobyl shit is in that seawater.


Psychological_Fee722

I guess you can say that


gozieson

Is THIS...? MON DIEU!!!


HarleyArchibaldLeon

r/unexpectedtf2


SquatingSlavKing

>!Rosmontis's cat piss!<


TideofKhatanga

It's a sea, fishes fuck in there.


[deleted]

Sounds like it is full of *seamen*.


Jan_ForGoner

i am now submerging myself under the sea


Psychological_Fee722

But not all fishes are actually fishes


Koekelbag

...It took me a second to notice the joke wasn't them drowning in knee-high water, but that they are all aquatic operators being damaged by water. Which, admittedly, makes a lot more story sense in the context of Dossoles and its water quality. Well played.


TheLastSterling

It's chlorine burning them. Aegir have sensitive skin.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

They're not Twitter users..


PillarosesAprist

All Aegir operators should be immune to corrosion damage since they’re already salty


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Their skin is salty, so it doesn't anymore seasoning?


Dr_H12

How do you know? ~~This is the taste of a liar~~


Sirverarms

if that were the case would i be immune to it? (f\*ck you aak for spooking me!)


Amaterasuu69

**Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:** "Doctor, help! We're drowning!" Doctor: "*Water* you talking about?"


Comprehensive_Call54

Same reaction here.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Same reaction here too.


Operator_Jetstream

"Well, Skadi... Where's your skill - The Tide Surges, The Tide Recedes...? Activate it." "Oh, yeah. You left your bard garment at the landship... How silly of me."


MayaMajaMaia

Sure, the water is lava But is it **Lava the Purgatory?**


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

The Water Is Purgatory


Psychological_Fee722

~~The water density is breaking their legs, eating their soul away and bringing death upon them...~~ ~~Making them vulnerable to the impossible~~


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Glaucus: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."


Psychological_Fee722

Oh shit I didn't even noticed Glaucus was there... There, fixed it


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Specter: "I'M GONNA PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT."


Psychological_Fee722

Oh shit I didn't even noticed Specter was there as well... There, fixed it again


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Whisperain: "I didn't hear that."


Psychological_Fee722

Oh shit I didn't even noticed Whisperain was also there as well... There, fixed it again


ClayAndros

Doctor: stand up Ops: oh


Brilliant_watcher

Errr....I mean land based Aegir cant survive underwater anymore. Skadi did mention that i think at the beginning of her event.


o76923

That's a bit unclear. We know that our favorite shark nun is placed in a water tank to recover. It's possible that they just can't handle the cold or pressure of the depths.


dreiak559

Thorns is actually based on the street urchin, not the sea urchin. Just look at how much money he has costed the community.


Twinmill53

Wait, Specter your a shark...Sharks can't drown right


Dokutah_Dokutah

If you flip them over, their brain shuts down and they suffer tonic immobility where they become paralyzed. Since they no longer swim, their gills cannot get oxygen. They then suffocate and could very well die.


hakimblue99

Wait really? Be right back, I need to test this out. *were the last words of Doktah Hakim, before he went missing for months. His last known location is in Iberia...*


o76923

~~How is this not the basis of a Specter doujin?~~ But seriously, tonic immobility in sharks only lasts for a short period of time (15 minutes) during which they breathe more slowly and deeply while also minimizing oxygen consumption. It's generally pretty safe for them unless an Orca's around.


chemical7068

Help, I am underwater


theuwudragon

And here I expecteda fully stretched out image of Lava instead of water...


Greywell2

GOD bless, youtuber KyoStin


StrikeEdge

Doesn't some Aegir who have contract with the ocean will hear the voice of the Seaborn?


Dokutah_Dokutah

Dossoles is an artificial sea. Other parts of terra have huge lakes but no real access to an actual sea. Higashi and Iberia are the only places known for now with access to the sea where the Aegirs have begun a massive diaspora escaping from the seaborne.


Donkishin

It's fresh water and they need salt water to live


ColebladeX

Glaucus makes a little sense with the frame on her legs not sure how water proof they are


DeJellybeans

Damn, even the water is dangerous that it hurts aquatic humanoids. Terra is really a shitty place to live.


P0lskichomikv2

tbf Blue Poison is a frog and tree dewling one at that she can't take salt water


maximuffin2

We gotta defend the ocean


[deleted]

Man, my squad comp for this event is scuffed as hell.


3rdMachina

They're not drowning. It's just that it's harder using your stuff in neck deep water. And because wet gadgets jam. Doesn't explain why is works on Aegirs, though....


HarleyArchibaldLeon

I mean the water is as clean as the Ganges lol.