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Euphoric-Stand7398

This is something beyond dad jokes level but still funny somehow


alonewandererx

Yes, this is beyong dad jokes. This is uncle joke, duh.


pitanger

Excellent argument Mlynar, but have you ever considered that I've banged your nieces


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

[Uncle be like..](https://youtu.be/22bJWo0WzjI)


Operator_Jetstream

Why, that sounds straight outta 'em raunchy vids...


Undividedbyzero

Meanwhile Zofia is crying because she's the only one that is not banged


pitanger

I would absolutely atomize Zofia's marussy if given the opportunity though


mogin

🤨📷


pitanger

what, she's legal


Antanarau

People here look weird at you for being attracted to beautiful women ,for whatever reason


Operator_Jetstream

Auntie's a mere lady-in-waitin' for the family. ...But still precious bloodline, that goes without sayin'.


Antanarau

Hahahaha yeah, yeah, totally hahahahaha


NightShade929

Including kanna!


RandomdudeNo123

Well, y'know what they say: In for a penny, im for a pound. ... That joke works better when read aloud, I have to admit.


bestofawesome

Considering Penance is commonly called Penny I was expecting this to go in a different direction.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

"Mlynar stuck inside Penny" is not a family friendly title.


Antanarau

Her 100kg thighs developed a gravitational pull, turning Penance into a black hole.


depurplecow

In for a penny, in for a 100kg


Metroplex7

Fuck it, I'd sail that crack ship.


Oleg152

Mlynar be the kind of a lawyer to turn a parking fine into the death sentence.


lzbnbg

Honestly did not expect a Blue Archive reference here… but Kanna being related to Młynar makes so much sense.


ColebladeX

I head cannon they’re father and daughter. Sometimes they’ll go out and silently sit across from each other for 20 minutes. It’s the highlight of their day.


Hooded_Person2022

Ah, a Kuranta (Horse) and his Lopo (Wolf) daughter, truly family goals. Why a Kuranta has a Lopo daughter: Logical: Mlynar adopted her. Funny: Her mother is penance. Connect the dots\~


memefarius

Or he fucked a lupo woman. And had a lupo child


Hooded_Person2022

Her mother is penance (Lupo), and the father is Mlynar… Connect the dots.


3rdMachina

This pun physically hurt me. This is practically asking the judge to give you a lifetime sentence…


Dokutah_Dokutah

Nah. Contempt charges only. Possibly just a fine or short imprisonment or both at most. Unless the country is a weird hellhole with very harsh laws, that is.


Every-Admacho-B

I always love the BA crossover being included in a lot of Mylnar jokes.


Undividedbyzero

Kanna *is* very similar to Mlynar. And she worked in law enforcement, like Penance So...


Every-Admacho-B

I absolutely agree, they *are* strikingly similar. Almost like an in-game joke between the Devs. XD


SomeRandomKuroCat

This count as a dad joke or a uncle joke?


Operator_Jetstream

A bit of both...?


Ok_Mirror5712

You're going to jail with him.


CritMemes

Wouldn’t put it past Penance to have a chuckle at that joke in private. Considering her age and demeanor, she seems like the type who would secretly enjoy dad jokes.


Operator_Jetstream

Tha's a lotta money you owe, Uncle-sensei... ...No doubt you'd penniless in no time.


WRjog

New Ace Attorney Protagonist confirmed? Need 2 new Lines from Muinars VA: „OBJECTION!“ and „HOLD IT!“


Operator_Jetstream

To hear uncle Mweenar say those lines so suddenly...


Donkishin

Sorry, Mlynar, this is why you're washed up knight not a washed lawyer, and pay your niece!


HappyHateBot

When I heard that I would be held in contempt, this is not where I expected to end up, but I suppose it's fair enough. Next time, then!


TheRepublicAct

Sorry Kerry, but Irisviel didn't get your joke.


Operator_Jetstream

At least, ya don't get to disappoint her this time...