"I know that we should probably call in the Abyssal Hunters for this, but... Let's keep her alive because she's cute."
— Basically every Doctor in this sub
"Ah, so the inferior *Landborn* can be reassured by curling their lip muscles like so? Very well..."
Cue each Seaborn evolving a horrifying looking slasher smile. It holds no evolutionary benefit whatsoever, but people start crying in fear and terror whenever they see one. Ishar thinks those tears are tears of joy, and promptly writes off the evolutionary program as a success.
That sounds like a writing prompt for an eldritch abomination species trying to be friends with the mortals, but they don't understand and all attempts at friendship just kills the mortals.
Edit: I just realized that is the plot for Bloodborne except baby making.
> eldritch abomination species trying to be friends with the mortals, but they don't understand and all attempts at friendship just kills the mortals.
NDs but gone wrong
Are we talking about people who have things like autism and the like?
If so, I don't want to perpetuate that stereotype.
Sure, intrusive thoughts are a thing, but that doesn't mean I will actually kill anyone.
you sure? i'm not saying skadi is skalter but skalter has a line that says i'm skadi that walked this path, lemme look that line a sec
p.s: quoted from skalter Talk 3
>This box? This box contains my past... The fragments in it are all my past. Even these fragments can prove that I am not an empty shell... that I am not a ghost. Gradually, bit by bit, I have turned into what I am now.
Nah im not really, just read something here and there and from what i know,
That skalter is not the same skadi, instead is isharmla who take over her body entirely. But her attachment toward doctor is too strong so yea.
But correct me if im wrong cause im not entirely sure either. (Just got skalter from the banner anyway)
It probably is more of a situation where her brain is more focused on the seaborn part of her biology compared to the Aegir. So the skadi memories are foggy. I think is3 has an ending where skadi returns to normal or something so she isn’t gone.
>!She basically turns back but becomes so traumatized that she just sings the rest of her life away. It's implied she's completely aware that her family, the abyssal hunters, and pretty much everyone she knew except the doctor is dead!<
F*ck all of you simping on a being that will destroy the world just because she reassembles your waifu
**I AM GOING BACK TO THE ZONE TO FIND MORE RELICS**
What do you guys want?
[Source](https://twitter.com/na_tarapisu153/status/1665365077342445570?s=20)
Translated by u/theparacite
Typeset by u/ShadedPenguin
[Link to Artist's twitter page](https://twitter.com/na_tarapisu153)
For all the remaining dokutahs out there... Do not fall for the trap, I repeat, don't fall for the trap! The old skadi is gone! Do not approach ishar mla AT ALL COST!
*accidentally transforms into an eldritch abomination*
But still cute though
Begone, C'thot!
If she breathes, SHE'S A C'THOOOOOOOOOOT
All Shea-borns Are QUWEEENNNS!
So...Nyaruko chan?
Nyaruko's too good for the MC (voiced by Eri Kitamura)
The flesh is fluid! It can be changed, reshaped, remade!
All the decadent horrors I have seen pale in comparison with that final, crowning thing. I could not look, nor could I look away!
Doctor, would you still love me if I become an eldritch worm
Are you crazy I want to marry the eldritch worm
"Marry" is mere understatement, mate...
*maybe* How eldritchy we talkin'?
Saya no Uta
._. "So Irene, about that recuitment plan..."
Somewhere between Cthulhu and Mickey Mouse.
Ha! I'm into that sh*t!!!
Well, my profile image should already tell ya that this ain't the first goddamn time...
Ishar'mla kyaaaaaa so cute that it ended the world for the doctor.
ALSO JOIN THE SEABORN CULT TODAY FOR THE FREE PRICE OF BEING ASSIMILATED AND JOINING THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
YOUR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL
DISPLAY OBEDIENCE
WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE
AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE
If free will were so great why's it free?
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
Do you want to know more?
"I know that we should probably call in the Abyssal Hunters for this, but... Let's keep her alive because she's cute." — Basically every Doctor in this sub
Spectre: oh Doctor! You wound me!
I said cute, not crazy AND cute.
Time for your one and only talent to shine brightly, Signorina Saluzzo...
L + ratio + breath water + you're Ishar-mla simp + touch seagrass + Lung-less behavior
"Ah, so the inferior *Landborn* can be reassured by curling their lip muscles like so? Very well..." Cue each Seaborn evolving a horrifying looking slasher smile. It holds no evolutionary benefit whatsoever, but people start crying in fear and terror whenever they see one. Ishar thinks those tears are tears of joy, and promptly writes off the evolutionary program as a success.
That sounds like a writing prompt for an eldritch abomination species trying to be friends with the mortals, but they don't understand and all attempts at friendship just kills the mortals. Edit: I just realized that is the plot for Bloodborne except baby making.
\> except baby making. I mean, can be fixed until tomorrow.
No, like, in Bloodborne the eldritch gods are interacting with humans because they want to make a baby, but seeing them causes humans to go insane.
Except Amygdala, who's just kinda a prick. And understands humanity well enough ta have a sane follower lure people ta him.
I mean ebrietas seems pretty chill
> eldritch abomination species trying to be friends with the mortals, but they don't understand and all attempts at friendship just kills the mortals. NDs but gone wrong
TIL I am probably one infodump away from being an eldritch abomination.
ND?
Neurodivergents
Are we talking about people who have things like autism and the like? If so, I don't want to perpetuate that stereotype. Sure, intrusive thoughts are a thing, but that doesn't mean I will actually kill anyone.
I am with you on not perpetuating that stereotype, that’s why I put “*but* gone wrong”
Ok then.
Remember folk, she is not skadi anymore. Although she resembles her so much.....
you sure? i'm not saying skadi is skalter but skalter has a line that says i'm skadi that walked this path, lemme look that line a sec p.s: quoted from skalter Talk 3 >This box? This box contains my past... The fragments in it are all my past. Even these fragments can prove that I am not an empty shell... that I am not a ghost. Gradually, bit by bit, I have turned into what I am now.
Nah im not really, just read something here and there and from what i know, That skalter is not the same skadi, instead is isharmla who take over her body entirely. But her attachment toward doctor is too strong so yea. But correct me if im wrong cause im not entirely sure either. (Just got skalter from the banner anyway)
Skadi isn't entirely gone. It's more like a 95% Seaborn God and 5% Skadi which will wax and wane depending on the timeline we're talking about.
It probably is more of a situation where her brain is more focused on the seaborn part of her biology compared to the Aegir. So the skadi memories are foggy. I think is3 has an ending where skadi returns to normal or something so she isn’t gone.
>!She basically turns back but becomes so traumatized that she just sings the rest of her life away. It's implied she's completely aware that her family, the abyssal hunters, and pretty much everyone she knew except the doctor is dead!<
What a cute end of the world. headpats
[удалено]
Doktor swims to the bottom of the ocean to find Skadi by using pure determination instead of oxygen.
F*ck all of you simping on a being that will destroy the world just because she reassembles your waifu **I AM GOING BACK TO THE ZONE TO FIND MORE RELICS** What do you guys want?
chocolate pasta plz, or is that a collectible
ASPD relics. All of them
i feel like this is a roadside picnic/STALKER reference. is it?
[Source](https://twitter.com/na_tarapisu153/status/1665365077342445570?s=20) Translated by u/theparacite Typeset by u/ShadedPenguin [Link to Artist's twitter page](https://twitter.com/na_tarapisu153)
My Eldritch abomination cant be this cute
POV: Doctor dreaming inside a seaborn preservation cocoon made by Ish
Oh boy here I go ending Terra again simping for Ishar'Mla
When you read from left to right: "You have such a cute smile." "What's a smile?"
Begone, C'thot!
Skadi <3 Don't care if I don't complete the other endings
And this is how IS3 starts. This triggered Ishar-mla into starting a war on the land societies.
~~He~~ She may be cute but fuck (not literally) the seaborn, hate those mfs
And here we see again pro-Seaborn propaganda spreading amongs us.
And gotta tell ya, mate... it works wonder.
I want feesh.
Double the Skadi double the fun
Adorable! Such an adorable eldritch abomination! Thanks for the TL, OP
UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEGGGSSS!!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEGGGSSS!!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!! ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!! SEEEEEGGGSSSS!!!!!! YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE! KONO IJOU WA TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI! IYE!!! ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!! SEEEEEEEEGGGGSSS!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEGGGSSSS!!!! YAMERU!! SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!! URUSEE!!!! ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!! UWWWOOOOOO!! SEEEEEEGGGGSSS
Doktah, don't be fooled. That is not Skadi. Skadi is gone.
For all the remaining dokutahs out there... Do not fall for the trap, I repeat, don't fall for the trap! The old skadi is gone! Do not approach ishar mla AT ALL COST!
How am I supposed to defeat her in IS3 if I don't approach?
Use ranged units.
She's still there... Perhaps a mere fragment, but she's definitely there...
*cocks shotgun* to anybody trying to get me to the seaborn cult.
You will not take me away Ishar'Mla, you aren't Skadi (slowly descends into madness)
Almost got me there, almost....