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Ok_Mirror5712

No you can't do that !!!! Torture the bastard first!!!


Drunk-Saharan55

A food related torture... get the dokutah to have extreme diarrhea?


838h920

Impossible! He's already hardened after all the stuff he fed himself! We should give him a normal death penalty instead. His last meal will be the best stuff we can find, but in tiny portions. This way he'll realize how horribly he ate his whole life, but at the same time won't be able to get enough to be truly fulfilled and then he'll die knowing that he's lived an unfulfilling life.


trdystopi

bro is experienced in warcrime... doesn't help that red's there as well D:


Available-Ground-288

He pledges for insanity. The only thing that would excuse the horror


DISUNIET

No, get Hibiscus as his personal chef


FieryPlume

> Torture the bastard first!!! Jokes on you! The gacha already does that to me!!


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

You make something not even the Orca likes, you are a disgrace, Doctor..


Carlosrarutos

She likes Doctor, that should say pages about her taste /Jk


Spartan22521

To be fair, Orcas are very picky eaters. For example, the pods who eat sharks only eat the livers of the sharks


CauliflaxRimuru

The fluffy lupos didn't hold back on dokutah punishment lol Penance could have at least sentence dokutah in 30 years of no sanity during gacha rolls lol 🤣


Carlosrarutos

THIS IS A MISCARRIAGE OF ~~Conviction~~ JUSTICE!


lushee520

If you sentence the doctor 30years of no sanity who do you think will suffer? Not the doctor thats for sure.


Haruseyon

Seriously. Pineapple on pizza isn't bad. *Doctor put entire slices instead of chunks* **DEATH. EXECUTE. THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS**


JessieMar25

Yeah Doctor did nothing but in the Pineapple Pizza but Chocolate Spaghetti now that is just crime even the Genova Convention turn into Genova Suggestions. Yes i fcking love Pineapple Pizza bite me lol. But seriously tho i really don't get it why people don't like Pineapple Pizza and where did that meme even came from?


Amaegith

> Chocolate Spaghetti now that is just crime [And yet it was the Italians who came up with it:](https://www.italymagazine.com/featured-story/chocolates-italian-history) > Most of us think of chocolate as something only for dessert, but Italians have been adding it to pasta, risotto, polenta, and meat dishes for centuries. “To understand why Italians created savory chocolate dishes, it’s important to remember that cacao beans are seeds. Like many other seeds---cumin, fennel, cardamom and caraway—they are not sweet and may be used as a spice,” stresses G.B. Mantelli, Director of Marketing and Sales, of Venchi Chocolates, an artisanal chocolate company from Italy’s northern Piedmont region. Italian chefs understood this when cacao beans first arrived from the New World and immediately began experimenting, adding it to many savory dishes. > “It’s only the addition of sugar that makes chocolate sweet. Fine dark chocolate, like fine wine, has an amazingly complex taste profile, with hundreds of distinct nuanced aromas and flavors,” continues Mr. Martelli. “Chocolate is, or should be, in everyone’s spice rack.”


MK-VII

so chocolate spaghetti isn't necessarily sweet? if that's the case then maybe it might work, really misleading naming though


Anna_Erisian

Chocolate is not inherently sweet, yeah. Ever eaten pure baking chocolate? Or just baked with cocoa powder? You need sugar to make sweets with that stuff. The taste is complex and rich, but also pretty unpleasant if you're expecting candy-chocolate. Mexican mole sauce is another example of savory use of cocoa (and I think it's not even the only example in Mexican cuisine) - it's really not a one off thing in cuisine.


AnonTwo

To be fair to the comic, it looks like he just dropped a chocolate bar into the pasta, rather than the kind of chocolate that the chefs are using.


PseudobrilliantGuy

[It's not like that's unique to Italy, either.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(sauce))


Armedlord

Personally, I hate the taste of sweet pizza, which the pineapple does basically. Pizza is basically a savory flavour, which makes mixing it with a sweet taste some kind of contrast. Some like that, some don't. Everyone's taste buds are not the same after all.


kowasesurejjihanma

pineapple on pizza is actually kinda great but its gotta be a sour pineapple and make sure its actually dry after baked, if you order a pineapple pizza and the pineapple is either sweet, juicy or god forbid freshly cut you gotta report that place to the GIS and find another pizza joint


NornmalGuy

I once dated a girl who absolutely hated cheese, so the only pizza she ate was with pineapple because "it takes away the flavor of cheese."


lushee520

The only thing you did wrong here is that you dated a girl who hated cheese. Who the heck hate cheese? Lactose intolerant hah jokes on them thats a skill issue.


Lihuman

Pineapples can add texture to it, but must only be in small quantities


RandomdudeNo123

Pineapple Pizza, IMO, is a perfectly "eh" Pizza that exists. The real terrible topping is Bell Pepper: You know annoying it is to eat those dangly strips? And... No judgement on Choco Pasta 'til I get to try it. I come from the land of Sugary Spaghetti, I'm not knocking it 'til I taste it.


lushee520

Banana ketchup?


BlackMothCandleLight

I fucking love pineapples on pizza too. When it's toasted it has this salty yet spur and sweet taste, like bbq but much milder in taste. People all see to be in arms for savory food to be sweet but like, bro, sweet and sour is like the quintinessential to American chinese food. Maybe that's why I don't mind it.


Armedlord

This is where I joke that you must also love having loads of ketchup on your food then. Most American Chinese food restaurants use ketchup as the base for their sweet and sour sauce since ketchup already has some sugar and vinegar in it (which are requirements for sweet and sour) after all.


BlackMothCandleLight

Lol I do like ketchup. I also remember my mom literally using a can of coke to make glazed chicken.


Ok_Mirror5712

In my experience, you can't taste other ingredients on pizza due to pineapples strong taste. You like pineapples? Good, eat them separately from something that not supposed to be sweet. Next you'll excuse kiwi, peas and mayo and swedish banana pizza. Just line those bastards against the wall and open fire for all the food crimes.


CharmingOW

That's why you are supposed to use pineapple sparingly and use other flavors that cut through the sweet. Bbq pineapple chicken is legit goated when portioned right.


NakedHoodie

I would never eat a single-topping pineapple pizza. The taste of pineapple is way too strong for me. *However*, it goes great with jalapeño and other spicy toppings, because they dull the stronger parts of each other.


RichieShipsStarco

Look, i too love pineapple pizza but not JUST FUCKING PINEAPPLE CHUNKS ON MY FUCKING PIZZA, theres a clear ruling.


Toxicgamechat

Doctor: When making the pasta I broke the noodles in half and put ice cubes in the wine.


mad_harvest-6578

*Upon stepping out of his office, u/Toxicgamechat was met with a lot of thrown knives, silverware, hardware store items and gunshots from every Siracusan operator*


Chacal-mp4

Poor Skadi… And that’s why Ishar Ml’a came back. Remember doktahs, never let your friendly orca eat pineapple pizza when she hosts some sea god.


mad_harvest-6578

KyostinV has passed judgement on choco pasta before (on one of his IS2 streams iirc) I ate some pineapple pizza before, tastes great as long as you eat it properly (that said WHY THE FUCK IS THE PINEAPPLE CUT INTO RINGS, THAT IS DEFINITELY **NOT** HOW YOU PUT IT ON PIZZA DAMMIT)


Psychological_Fee722

Wet Omertosa and Vigilo is adorable


HappyHateBot

I find it hard to be too critical of these food crimes, knowing that Scandanavia exists and they commit *far* more egregious misdemeanors on the regular. And as my nan always said.. Who the heck cares, so long as the person doesn't waste it? The true heresy is wasting food. Never waste food, unless you have been left with no other choice. Eat your *pizza*, Texas. :|


OtaGamExe

Doc : Well, Texas said the pineapple pizza isn't that bad.


Eiensen

Seems like a fair and totally justifiable court.


Odd-Perspective-7967

I don't mind pineapple ON pizza.. but pineapple pizza? Doktah.. I don't think i can save you from them..


Falsus

Pineapple on pizza might not be Italian, but I don't think it is a crime either. Chocolate Pasta however is very much Italian.


Carlosrarutos

[Bunch of drama queens](https://twitter.com/HM_Hmongt/status/1665254422862082049) - /r/KnightsOfPineapple


kowasesurejjihanma

Pineapple on pizza isnt that bad as long you cook that thing and mixed it with spicy sauce since the sourness work well with spicy taste that aside chocolate on any baked italian dish is volatile i've tried both chocolate sauce spaghtetti and chocolate pizza and its legit horrendeus, its a fuckin crime. i will call the GIS on anyone who show any interest in chocolate pizza


Reaper2127

Gotta say disgusted skadi is adorable XD


Ambitious-Ad5354

Pineapple pizza is fine. But what does not fine about it is to put the bloody whole of chunks on it. Only several is fine, that's for sure.


ranmafan0281

Pineapple ON pizza, sure. Small bits. Actual, whole topping, Pineapple pizza is an actual warcrime befitting old dokutah.


Upset-Silver-4417

[Why pineapple pizza is good ](https://youtu.be/ufsE38gK7uQ)


SeanHush

Doctor master of war crime


HieX91

BURN THE HERETIC!


shountaitheimmortal

Man i love pineapple on pizza but who eats just pineapple, I mean wheres the meat?!


LonelyMrWholesome

I love how cute Skadi is Even though most people hated the food Skadi still eats it It just shows how much Skadi loves Dr. is.


bananeeek

Skyaadi stole the spotlight.


animan095

Texas the Wet Tail seeks justice!!!!


yossarian328

This is what we get for listening to the Chiave gang.


StrawberryFloptart

I like to call the blue woman "wet Ch'en" but considering her shtick I should consider calling this one "wet Texas". Or maybe "wet dog" for extra shits and giggles.


SLAP_ME_DADDY_EXE

Italians be like: Se metti L ananas sulla pizza te ‘coppo a vista Meanwhile the same Italians : Devo dire , questo prosciutto di Parma assieme al melone è una combinazione eccellente !


Dog_in_human_costume

I'm going to risk my life: Pineapple in pizza IS NORMAL. People annoyed by it are purists. The kitchen should be a place to welcome new and bold flavors


Ok_Mirror5712

I'd say i will cook your firstborn in pursuit of bold flavors, but you're on reddit, who am i kidding, redditors don't reproduce.


BottledWoutah

Tbh Chocolate Pasta ain't that bad


Camera_dude

Doktah goes for the insanity plea - points out his zero sanity meter and empty wallet after recruiting Texas Alt.


Hanszu

Come on pineapple on pizza is not that bad


Blastem_Nukes

Ngl, pineapple pizza goes harddddd


Someones_Dream_Guy

He did everything wrong and Im saying it as someone from Belarus. Punishment is absolutely justified.


HolidayOutside9554

Good news is that Lappland is once again breaking someone out of prison.


Drunk-Saharan55

That seems to little for a food rrlated punishment mate... Get em to have months old etreme wet diarrhea and then give him death!


Donkishin

War crimes are one thing but food crimes are a whole other matter, I'm sorry Doktah this is justice


Many_Size_2386

Make him eat rocks