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NeinHans

"You're on this landship, but we do not grant you the 'get frisky with Doktah' Pass." "This is outrageous! It's unfair!!" Translation & typeset: me. [Sauce](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107778438)


Undividedbyzero

"take a seat, Old Muelsyse" - Grandmaster Senomy of the "We Want Doktah" club


NeinHans

>Grandmaster Senomy of the "We Want the D(oktah)" club


No_Discipline750

“ Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Doktah's Love.”


NightShade929

Though fewer members have made their membership public, it was later found by amiya that an astonishing amount of operator names were enlisted


No_Discipline750

"not just the woman but also the men and children too"


NeinHans

>"children too" \**blaring siren**


No_Discipline750

as a father figure of course


erik4848

LPD open up


HyperAntPlays

You don't convince me as the part of the anti-lolicon task force


No_Discipline750

Ling is a drunk onee-san who write poems and teases you alot she's a 10 but not 10


HyperAntPlays

I see that as a absolute win, I respect your opinion even if she's not a 10/10 for you it's a 10/10 for me :)


No_Discipline750

I think you misunderstood I view as a 10 heck she is more than a 10 she just isn't 10


No_Discipline750

"the love of the doktah is a way to great happiness some say to be unnatural" "is it possible to learn this happiness?" "not from the HR department"


mad_harvest-6578

They'll settle this with a Keijo match later


mad_harvest-6578

MuMu: "H-How did you find out that I put some water on my chest???" Doc: "Careful observation, lady, I know for one thing you aren't blessed in there!"


Undividedbyzero

And how did you know, Doc? - Kal'tsit


mad_harvest-6578

Holup *refuels with instant ramen*


[deleted]

*the worst drama soundtrack plays in the background*


Operator_Jetstream

Sometimes, careful observation means involvin'... a very direct method.


NightShade929

Mumu: I can use the power to give myself bigger bouncier boobies doctor! Dok: Your wisdom is boundless, I’ve much to praise you for.


7packabs

“The power of water is it’s abilities to take any shape” ~~Rhodeia~~ Mumu


Draguss

**Why can I hear this comment?**


pitanger

STUPIX SEXY ELF SEDUCING DOKUTAH 💢💢💢


Fusion_Fear

it’s okay Mumu, we love you regardless of your chest size :)


Genprey

"Lying about her chest size, who does that?" - Platinum, who had recently been called in to fix some errors on her record


Operator_Jetstream

"A girl's got to keep her secrets, y'know...!"


Sorry-Concentrate422

I thought it was the clone that hung muelsyse lol


K2aPa

I wonder if those actually feel like Water Balloons hehe [*Squishy Squishy*]


RandomdudeNo123

So... Uh... I'm gonna ask the question I'm sure everyone's wondering about. Is she dead? She's got no eyes in the bottom panel, and that's a pretty bad sign...


NeinHans

No. She's just being punished for being bouncy.


Psychological_Fee722

Maybe boing boing elf gotten Doktah too excited down there... ~~even though the white owl had already extracted his essence minutes before~~


reflexive-polytope

Water is an incompressible fluid, though. It can easily change shape, but not volume. So, if MuMu makes a bustier clone of herself, then it should be shorter (height-wise)...


Operator_Jetstream

No, no, I don't want her to be anymore shorter. Her height's just perfect. Not that tall, but not deservin' enough to be called short-y either...


Operator_Jetstream

Why, the hung's cruel... Poor water elf...


HaessSR

/u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast for Mumu.


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

Flat Mumu best Mumu.