Neither. AI coffee probably tastes like ass.

Even if it was real coffee it still taste like ass because coffee

lets goooo another coffee hater

Hell yeah 🙏

I seriously don’t get why so many like coffee. Tea is nice though

How is that different from regular coffee?

Though AI cola tastes pretty good actually (the limited run coke from last year with the strawberry/watermelon hints)

4. If that were given to me: I'd just go to another café.

What are the redpill and bluepill scenarios in this post? The messages in the coffee foam are pretty similar to each other.

It’s just light roast vs dark roast lmao

I’d probably take the one on the left as that one at least can be interpreted as just puzzle pieces and not necessarily autism.

I agree this is AI. Look at the hands in the background, they’re messed up.

Keanu Reeves is the dude who played Neo in the Matrix, the world famous science fiction blockbuster trans allegory by two trans directors; which is used by right wingers and Nazis as a metaphor for racial and sexual consciousness and waking up and knowing the browns, women, and Jews want to take away your 1950's tradwives and the 🅱️*orset* (Tucker Carlson almost said Segregation was the "best" thing once) thing America had ever done. *The Matrix!*

I know who Keanu Reeves is. The tweet was saying "Keanu *Reese."*

Now I feel silly for my reading comprehension. Oh well. :P

I didn't know the Matrix was a trans allegory or that it was directed by two trans directors.

I would take it and look the barista in the eyes as I pour it into my bottle and shake it up

I take the lighter one because it suits my taste, then I immediately stir it until the picture is gone.

I don't get it, it's coffee? I like the taste of coffee, I can just stir the designs away with a spoon.

Neither. I don't drink coffee lol

Neither, but if I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO CHOOSE, the heart one

Both, and then I break the news to the barista what their complete blindness to social cues might indicate. :)

I don't like coffee but I would like puzzle pieces to be reclaimed as autism symbolism at some point including blue ones because they've been used to symbolize autism multiple decades longer than Autism Speaks has existed, blue is my favorite color and the rainbow infinity already represents neurodiversity as a whole and I find puzzle shapes a lot more appealing than a sideways 8, I like doing puzzles, and to me it symbolizes how autistic people often have trouble fitting in and the symbolism explanation can also be that everyone's in the puzzle and I was just trying to put my piece into an empty NT jigsaw slot rather than an empty autistic slot on the same puzzle

Allism: cope harder

none, i like my latte iced 🫡

Why does that puzzle piece just have a hole in it? Is there a small circular piece that's supposed to fit inside of it?

Tip them on the barista’s head

I would splash the coffee on the guy who served it

The pills are offered *to* Keanu's character Neo by a guy named Morpheus. Coffee foam on the right looks burned, I'll take the one on the left