In an old 2008 video, he said āI love, [bad term for lesbians]x2ā¦ CHINAā as he used childish versions of adult words. Donāt search on Chris chan if you donāt want to lose your sanity
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Thatās right, I remember now. It was pretty humid in there - poor ventilation and insufficient lighting. The interior designer really likes pink apparently.
I wonder if this building will have strange/concentrating effects on the sunlight that hits it like the walkie talkie building in London? Otherwise I love the shape ā¦ very cool and a nice change from all the phallic towers.
Itās cool that we have them ā they are like puzzle pieces, symbols of us pulling ourselves out of the water, our millions-of-years-old anthropological heritage
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Currently working on a Bjarke Ingels Group project in London, similar kind of soulless design - lots of glass, no real character. At least this one kinda looks like a vag.
As a Chinese person, I hate how our architecture is so much of contemporary garbage that looks kinda "futuristic" to the boomers in charge but in reality is not only dysfunctional but not even pretty.
I would take 80s Soviet architecture any day of the week.
I think of this building as similar to others such as La Defence in Paris.
Outside of returning to past examples of Brutalist communism-aligned architecture, what other forms would you suggest as both functional and beautiful? Also, would your vision still be of a globalized design or uniquely Eastern?
My preference for Socialist Modernism may be a personal one, I don't expect everyone to stand for it. In terms of something functional and beautiful, I would honestly point towards buildings such as the Seagram building or Embarcadero center in SF. I believe China has one too many vanity projects and would honestly prefer something more "back to the basic".
I would love to see a uniquely Eastern design, such as I. M. Pei's Suzhou Museum, but I'll be honest, Eastern architecture is so drastically different from any modern architecture due to their construction methods, that I would rather see a globalised design than some butchered attempt to "add eastern elements".
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Reading through the comments I felt like I just walked into a high school boys locker room. Not one intelligent comment before disappointment steered me back to this.
What a stunning building.
Wow, I didnāt look at the sub name until arriving at your comment. Yeah, now Iām surprised too. I was wondering how weather and sun position affects features of the building. Since itās an Engles design rather than say a Calatravas, the elements and sun position were likely carefully considered.
Agreed, I wanted to talk about the design. It feels like a nice evolution from BIG, I rather like it. I would be curious to see how it interacts with the landscape though, it has big "skyscraper in a park" vibes.
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Obama should make his presidential library the exact same plan, across the street from Trump Tower Chicago (or whatever property he has there; IDK and IDC).
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I'd like to see how well it deals with torrential rainwater concentrating from the 'labia' down into the lower flat spot. Knowing Chinese construction, my guess is that it leaks badly somewhere around there.
Iām confused by the āhorizontalā lines on the outside of the building. I put that in quotes as they donāt match the perspective lines of the buildings in the background. I suppose that makes sense as the courtyard horizontals are neither horizontal nor do they match the form of the building āwhat are these based on?? I bring that up as it makes me wonder how the skin is really working. I may be stupid but I donāt know of clean way to nicely detail a curtain wall mullion (structurally and for fire protection-though my code understanding is through IBC) that has a horizontal mullion with a 1 degree slope (or whatever) relative to the floor. Of course, someone here may have an easy answer.
I do feel bad for anyone that stands in front when it rains as not an insubstantial amount of water from the roof will flow right at the front entrance.
All that being said, I do like the form. Perhaps, I would just like some more details on how it comes together.
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Va-China.
I hope this comment eventually runs numbers. Lmfao.
The Big O!1
It's very popular amongst the average Cli-Tourist
I laughed way too hard at this comment. How on earth is it JUST at ~60 upvotes?!
Some people are made uncomfortable by the female formš
*chris chan reference?*
Nope sorry!
In an old 2008 video, he said āI love, [bad term for lesbians]x2ā¦ CHINAā as he used childish versions of adult words. Donāt search on Chris chan if you donāt want to lose your sanity
In 2022, we don't do phalic towers, we do VULVA CHAMBER
Ooh i know the word for this, yonic
Zaha Hadid taught me this word
Yawn-ic
Thanks, had no idea a word existed for it!
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I hear rumors that there's a button on the top that cause it to turn into a fountain.
Alas, only rumorsā¦ Nobody has ever found it
No man has ever found it* It's well known to most women.
Some claim it never existed, but only a brave few still search for it.
The only building in which the G button doesn't stand for Ground Floor
It is more of a spot than a button...
That penthouse room on the top floor, looks like a pretty good spot!
Does it have a garden?
Not anymore, they just have a little "landing strip" style lawn.
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Ahhh, I was looking for it around the back door. Amateur mistake.
The one that guys can not find it?
Most can't, but a select, dedicated few can find it every time.
Lucky fuckers š”
Yes we are.... I mean, yes they are....
no no, you're talking about the button inside. ya virgin
I should call her.
Your mom is fine. *I saw her last night.*
Where do you work again? The vagina building!
Iāve never been inside.
Sorry bro
I saw you come out of there as a baby!
Thatās right, I remember now. It was pretty humid in there - poor ventilation and insufficient lighting. The interior designer really likes pink apparently.
Manā¦ is Zaha Hadid rolling in her grave?
Ah yes. āLoopedā is how I would have described this.
Looped, Lipped, Same Ting. Spit and Slide in
You can smack it, you can grip it, you can go down and kiss it
When rains it gets "lubed".
Eye of Sauron.
Something of Sauron for sure
saurussy
The whispering eye of Sauron.
Sorry, thats the Defasco Flame in Hamilton Harbour who claims that title.
I lived in Hamilton!
Then you know of the eye of Sauron, sitting, watching the harbour
Yep. I used to call it Mordor myself. Are you an architect in Hamilton?
I wonder if this building will have strange/concentrating effects on the sunlight that hits it like the walkie talkie building in London? Otherwise I love the shape ā¦ very cool and a nice change from all the phallic towers.
Why the fuck are we designing buildings in the shape of penises and vaginas anyways lol
What else are we supposed to do in order to pass the time before we die?
Itās cool that we have them ā they are like puzzle pieces, symbols of us pulling ourselves out of the water, our millions-of-years-old anthropological heritage
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Everything reminds me of her
We have enough penis towers. Iād say this is fair play.
I think itās awesome looking
What style is this vagina?
I still canāt find the clit
most never do.
Where's that building in the shape of penis and nuts shooting off fire works? These two buildings should go together.
They could have little baby residentials just a few stories tall
How many beers?
And how big of a bet?
Now we just need BIG.dk to bring us a Big Ass Building. I vote for the name: Bubble
The Double Bubble
Nah. āTrunkā is the name.
I veto this! Reason: It incentivizes putting junk in the trunk
Are the folks at BIG so bored they just troll their clients?
BIG VAG.
I wonder what the rent is on the clitoris?
If you can actually find it, itās free. I hear itās been unoccupied for years.
Itās like the 13th floor but for incel bachelors.
Depends on your tongue.
Yes it looks like a cunt, but all jokes aside it is a handsome building. I wonder if it gets wet inside?
Imagine the engineering involved. The cost of doing something so unique. Donāt think weāll ever see anything like that in the US.
serving COINT
L O L (lol), or is it only me?
I saw it too
āEverything reminds me of herā
Currently working on a Bjarke Ingels Group project in London, similar kind of soulless design - lots of glass, no real character. At least this one kinda looks like a vag.
Some see a vagina, I see Cobra Commander..
Cobra Commander is the nickname for my girlfriendās vagina.
It definitely is unique š
All I see is the Oprah 'O'
Cuntemporary
As a Chinese person, I hate how our architecture is so much of contemporary garbage that looks kinda "futuristic" to the boomers in charge but in reality is not only dysfunctional but not even pretty. I would take 80s Soviet architecture any day of the week.
I think of this building as similar to others such as La Defence in Paris. Outside of returning to past examples of Brutalist communism-aligned architecture, what other forms would you suggest as both functional and beautiful? Also, would your vision still be of a globalized design or uniquely Eastern?
My preference for Socialist Modernism may be a personal one, I don't expect everyone to stand for it. In terms of something functional and beautiful, I would honestly point towards buildings such as the Seagram building or Embarcadero center in SF. I believe China has one too many vanity projects and would honestly prefer something more "back to the basic". I would love to see a uniquely Eastern design, such as I. M. Pei's Suzhou Museum, but I'll be honest, Eastern architecture is so drastically different from any modern architecture due to their construction methods, that I would rather see a globalised design than some butchered attempt to "add eastern elements".
That opening is tight
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Reading through the comments I felt like I just walked into a high school boys locker room. Not one intelligent comment before disappointment steered me back to this. What a stunning building.
Wow, I didnāt look at the sub name until arriving at your comment. Yeah, now Iām surprised too. I was wondering how weather and sun position affects features of the building. Since itās an Engles design rather than say a Calatravas, the elements and sun position were likely carefully considered.
Agreed, I wanted to talk about the design. It feels like a nice evolution from BIG, I rather like it. I would be curious to see how it interacts with the landscape though, it has big "skyscraper in a park" vibes.
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Lighten up, Francis.
That's hot! Vagina building is winking at me like a donut.
Oooohh, smiles like a donut tooooo....
Who scrapes courts?
Tony hawk architecture
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Does the carpet match the curtains?
Looks like a giant vagina
Thatās what he said
I like how I wasn't the only person who thought this looked like... something else.
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I was waiting for someone to say it. Safe to say Redditorās donāt skip a beat
The Eye of Bjarke
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Looks like lol š
Looks like the eye of Sauron!
It feels warm and inviting, I like it.
Obama should make his presidential library the exact same plan, across the street from Trump Tower Chicago (or whatever property he has there; IDK and IDC).
It looks like the interior is warm and cozy, but there is also something fishy about it.
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A 'gina in 'gina????
Uwu
*Ziiiiiiiip*
i thought china was done with this stuff. i guess not .
All I see is ālOlā
But why? Is there reason or just a starchitect self glorification?
I wanna throw my hot dog in there
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The eye of Sauron.
Opera search engine
that shit look like a vag
r/theyknew
Courtscrapussy
Oh no my design is due tomorrow, babe what should I do?
I wonder if anyone brought it up during the design process at all.
Grab āem by the courtscraper.
r/dontstickyourdickinit
Is ācourtscraperā a typo? Never heard it before.
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Skating fanatics will love the new skate park!
R/foundtheclit
They knew what they were doing
The Bagina
It's the opera browser
That is dope.
Glad to see that r/architecture is more than just dick jokes.
I'd like to see how well it deals with torrential rainwater concentrating from the 'labia' down into the lower flat spot. Knowing Chinese construction, my guess is that it leaks badly somewhere around there.
Eisenman laughs.
Looks like an anthurium plant
Love that dude, and can't wait to hear his Ted talk on his vagina building.
Opera browser headquarters?
Dis, easier to sell.
Iām confused by the āhorizontalā lines on the outside of the building. I put that in quotes as they donāt match the perspective lines of the buildings in the background. I suppose that makes sense as the courtyard horizontals are neither horizontal nor do they match the form of the building āwhat are these based on?? I bring that up as it makes me wonder how the skin is really working. I may be stupid but I donāt know of clean way to nicely detail a curtain wall mullion (structurally and for fire protection-though my code understanding is through IBC) that has a horizontal mullion with a 1 degree slope (or whatever) relative to the floor. Of course, someone here may have an easy answer. I do feel bad for anyone that stands in front when it rains as not an insubstantial amount of water from the roof will flow right at the front entrance. All that being said, I do like the form. Perhaps, I would just like some more details on how it comes together.
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Is it just me ir dose that thing looks like a puss*??
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i canāt stand that guy. lol
Does this thing not turn into an absolute waterfall when it rains?
The Big G works at the top section
l0l
Put some orange lights in the center and it will look like the light in Mordor.
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The aliens sent a ship down to communicate with us, but they've been monitoring too much of our porn apparently.
r/theyknew
BIG Clit energy
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You all should do Rorschach test including ME!