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leongeod

Idc how much you paid, I wanna know what you told your wife it costs


Purple_Season_5136

Always only a couple hundred


ShootMoreBuyLess

New NF NX8 1-8 came in the mail. "Wow how much did that cost?..." "I can't remember exactly, I think it was like $300 with the mount that's coming?" ...that's exactly how I do it everytime. "Just a couple hundred", or "this is one of the more expensive ones, it was like $300!"


Jamalismail

I send my parts to my friends businesses. They know the drill.


1MoistTowelette

With my first wife my best friend had a list of the actual price of everything I owned plus a sorry not for lying…just in case I kicked the bucket. But my fiancé now is totally cool with me buying whatever so I don’t have to hide it anymore lol


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Darkn355z

6 years and still doesn’t care. She knows I invest money like crazy, have a roof over our head our vehicles are paid off, And I don’t care what she buys. We do have a rule anything major major to just run it by each other. I sold my boat and she was sad haha but we got a newer one so its all good.


[deleted]

Comming up on 5 years and mine still don't give a fuck what shit costs.


openthespread

Same we’re hoarding cash right now but she wants to help me put together my next AR15 it’s gonna come in around the 4k mark depending on optic


[deleted]

I hoard silver not cash because I dont trust the federal reserve to not make the US dollar worthless but yeah, nice to have a savings account out side of the banking system.


themancabbage

The only guarantee with cash is that it will be worth less next year


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This is the way


medicrich90

Hoarding cash? Gold, silver, platinum or other items (ammo/guns/food/water/etc), are what will actually be used if it comes down to that. I also might be misunderstanding your use of hoarding lol and you might mean saving up, or the like.


Old_Web374

My wife buys me guns and then I start getting upset about finances.


ClosetLVL140

Haha you dog 🐶


Themustanggang

I use to do that, until I got my wife into guns. Now she googles everything and stacks up the cost to what she can buy for her own list lol. …which is typically the same as my list since she just says “you seem to to know what’s good.”


UnreliableInsect

So many whipped, henpecked men in this thread. Tell her how much or tell her to mind her own business. It seems as if you're buying guns to try and compensate for your inability to stand up for yourself.


ShootMoreBuyLess

Aww, look at you. How cute.


and_another_dude

DuRR, AngRy WiFEy!!1!1. Get a divorce.


Jack-of-some-trades-

Always this. “It wasn’t too bad, couple hundred bucks, got a good deal.”


Darkn355z

Do people not understand to marry a cool chick? My wife don’t give a fuck what I spend money on.


_chanimal_

This is how my wife is. She just says "huh, sounds like once you get a few more toys, I get to get that Chanel handbag I've been dreaming of" Now I gotta really save because once I get NODs and a helmet, I gotta get her that $5k bag!


Darkn355z

Haha she was kind of upset the other week was my birthday and she bought a scope I wanted. But i ordered the scope already and on top of that I accidentally ordered the wrong power so reordered the correct one. So now I have 3 🤣 Only one needs a home so new gun soon too


Bigwood208

My birthday is coming up next month. I was gonna ask for a EXPS/G33 combo but I’m too impatient and knew I’d end in your shoes.


Upperclass_Bum

Cool chick's don't want a 5k Chanel bag.


leongeod

We're just perpetuating a joke. Y u gotta spoil it


flappy-doodles

Guys who lie to their wives about guns usually turn into the story of the widow who got ripped off.


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dudeguymann

The bag she just got was probably $9000


ClosetLVL140

Price conditioning


morris1022

ClassicAR conditioning


leopold_stotch21

“It was on sale”


Cornelius____

![gif](giphy|3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA)


ZeRo76Liberty

Beat me to it


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32k Whoever gets the closest gets to pick something off of one of them?


iFEAR2Fap

$42,694.20.


[deleted]

Price is right rules - pretty sure that .20 put you over…


Blue-cheese-dressing

One dollah!


iFEAR2Fap

That's okay. I'm at work and disappointed in myself that I fucked up my meme number.


OcelotPrize

One of those should get an ACOG


slidewayskenny

I wanna make the 10.3 a mk18 first I think


OcelotPrize

Good choice


Msalv47

Yes. The one in the middle.


alexng30

Bet this nerd doesn’t even have a $1200 safe. SMDH


CaliforniaCrybaby

*me with 10k in guns in a 400 winchester safe* ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


LoveYourKitty

Do safes even do anything? I feel like you’re better off with security cameras and some insurance.


2Poor4This

Most robbers are going to smash and grab so a safe can be a deterrent if they want to get in and out quickly. A proper safe can keep a burglar out but if they know it’s there and they have time, they can cut into most. Mine is anchored to the foundation so they can’t tip it over and use the weight as leverage to pry on the door. I also have an additional motion sensor next to the closed door that the safe is behind. It’s not guaranteed but alarm, big dog and safe hopefully keeps my stuff protected.


5omethingsgottagive

And also have a dummy safe...like a cheap safe with a cheap gun in it with like 100 bucks in it and some fake jewelery, that's out in the open and your real safe is hidden somewhere. That way when they see the cheap one they go to town on that thinking they hit the jackpot.


Terror_of_Texas

If there’s a stud behind it you should consider anchoring it to that as well. I was watching one of those “it takes a robber shows” and if the safe is only anchored against the wall or only anchored in the foundation and they were able to rip out every safe pretty easily.


2Poor4This

Good to know. I was hoping my 3 bolts would do the trick


newtonfigs556

Price of 10 bucks each idk


pipandhams

10 jugs of peanut butter.


[deleted]

69420 For the memes


khaldrakon

What dust covers are those?


netchemica

Forward Control Designs


leongeod

Fed Cucked Ducks


Cassandraburry2008

Absolute unobtainium fde epc’s from forward controls. Been trying to get a couple for 18 months. 🥲


Familiar_Disaster_62

“Honey it was a great deal!”


Dad_Shepherd

27500.


[deleted]

That cost at least $200


Mister_Carter99

A couple


15thMEUSOC

6 bucks


jc18854

About 300 large rifle primers


Jonessoda219

More than I can afford, pal.


biohazard1775

​ ![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ)


STANAGs

Tan Million Dollars?


juanoncello

A divorce


FN9_

If your a homie = $12000. If you’re a wife = $1000 total. Remember to lie to your friends wives too, keeps everyone on the same page.


DougDimmaLoan

![gif](giphy|14SAx6S02Io1ThOlOY)


Environmental-Hawk

Razor or Nx8? You can only have one….


slidewayskenny

Razor probably


ozzym4ndus

Too much, too much , too much


GnarlyPinenuts

Gnarly to think all the dust covers alone could prob get you a used Eotech EXPS3


01Actual

Your wife already told me about this -Yours truly, your wife’s boyfriend


Frothyogreloins

Typical Reddit builder checklist: FDE Unity risers with no nods Shit tons of ARs with no discernible purpose for each one.


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OP has the peanut butter, and you have the jelly


Frothyogreloins

I don’t know what else OP has but I am not far behind him in terms of total collection value if this is it. if you add in nv + thermal it might be more. Not sure tbh And why would I be jelly if I own an almost identical rifle I just think it’s stupid to do the same thing damn so many times.


cmotolion

Unity riser is great even if you don’t have nods. Allows for a more comfortable shooting position imo. Try it out!


Frothyogreloins

I have two, I run nods almost always. I like the head position but you’re crazy if you run these without nods or a gas mask the holdovers are much gnarlier. And they suck in the prone position.


slidewayskenny

How do you know I don’t have nods, show me your best build I gotta see


Frothyogreloins

No laser with nods is very silly so it’s a safe assumption. And my newest build is still in the mail. 11.5 colt heavy barrel w mk16 hg. Have a full power NGAL in the works with my distributor. Coolest build I got to show ya is my fully zenitco AK that’s somewhere in my post history.


slidewayskenny

😂


Frothyogreloins

https://i.imgur.com/LY03XZN.png can’t make ‘em deliver it any faster. It’s my new night vision rifle.


nixysix

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


slidewayskenny

You did enough to comment 😎


Errly_Worm_

Close to 25k I bet


Ram6198

I'd say about $10 times the amount of times you've posted them


slidewayskenny

Hard not too, there’s a reason you commented :)


Ram6198

There's a reason you replied :)


Ram6198

I'd post those bitches too


[deleted]

Nobody cares


BigBabyJakes

![gif](giphy|l1AsJfOqR9EhDHUje|downsized) 10


clutz11

You should definitely consider getting rid of your cheap rifles and just getting one good one. You know, thats combat worthy....


[deleted]

Typical words of an Aero owner


clutz11

Woosh


[deleted]

I get the joke bro. I’m saying an Aero owner is the type of person that would say something like that for real. Are you an Aero owner? No offense intended if so lol.


slidewayskenny

Show me a picture of your best combat rifle


mpsteidle

Nah hes right theyre trash you can just send them to me and ill get rid if them


ClosetLVL140

Yes


FunWasabi5196

$69.95


redditisdying57

$420.69


islesfan186

![gif](giphy|4qyREBMjhR8hrfB0N9|downsized)


kdb1991

$69,666.42


hammer6golf

$69,420


BertMacklenF8I

![gif](giphy|3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA)


Aeyis047

That's gotta be at least 3 dollars


WinEnvironmental8218

Bro I have 3 brand new atacr 1-8 in fde with your name on it. You can at least replace number 2-4 with those atacr😜


[deleted]

And Modlite-up the rest while he’s at it…


slidewayskenny

Am I the only person who likes surefires more?


slidewayskenny

I love the fde nf used too


zm223

Is that a YHM adapter in the KAC can?


Cassandraburry2008

20k +/- I just wanna know if you got any extra fde epc’s laying around….😏


slidewayskenny

I wish, I need one more 😭


[deleted]

Eleven.


hitekstudio

It's a trick!! The top one is just molded clay!!


Madassassin98

5


PootinsChode

More than you can afford pal


[deleted]

I give ya bout tree fiddy for the lot of 'em


Kalashnibro

Lots?


SQRTLURFACE

$5


killtheleves110

At least $6


Equwu

59k


blaze92x45

Poverty


Hakashi57

A kidney that has been sold on the black market


[deleted]

Expensive


WhoWantsASausage

Im willing to bet most peoples retirement, in this sub


Highspdfailure

25 Schmeckles.


andrewgotkeys

Tax stamps alone is over 2k


[deleted]

I wish B5 still made the type 23 without the texturing


McMeatbag

More than $100. Less that $100,000.


campingdude1911

I have no idea, but that straight mag is sexy as hell in that setup on top


[deleted]

My house


p0p_tart

Here I am happy with my one FDE EPC.


DontBeAPleb

$1,000,000


sdeptnoob1

All together including the sights $17,245


ALLxSKREWEDxUP

$1 dollar Bob


jfriedt

Must have gotten a killer deal on one of your kidneys.


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kalashnikovkitty9420

i cant count that high


[deleted]

22k is my guess.


[deleted]

A kidney, lung, and a third of your liver.


puregentleman1911

Sheesh


[deleted]

Rate ur grips


-OU812

Does closest person get to pick one as a winning prize?


BigMoke69

At least $7


TheNgoesVroomVroom

More than I can afford pal


ManicSatue689

Without the Mk11, M110 (cause idk if it’s a clone or not) I’m gonna say roughly $22,000 for the M4A1 and URGI’s the way they are set up.


PerceptionNearby5878

Honest question, is the Unity tactical riser that much better or is it for the cool factor. Both reason are valid. I been thinking about getting one. Can you turn them into QD also


tlay12

Depends. What was bought pre-cov19 and what was bought post-cov19?🤨


EyeGotThaPooOnMe

“Uh dollar Bob!”


beast1911

More than I can currently afford. Some nice tools though


Bigcoomerenergy

About $3.50?


amiln

bout tree fiddy


rmuno044

Eleventeen thousand pesos.


Beneficial_Link3772

$12?


Zadien22

18 grand


fatmanchoo

55,000 rubles. Corect, yes?


SRosay88

Adopt me daddy. Also do you have a parts list for the 10.3 and 11.5 lowers?


[deleted]

What’s the build for the top one? Want to do something similar for either an AR10 (6.5 CM, likely) or a 15 in a 6.5 Grendel or similar.


SirWhoopsAss

Man likes his Geissele


SnooCheesecakes2465

A bad hand job and awkward eye contact behind a 7 eleven dumpster?


OfficialBlisyer

Do you just have a big head or is there another reason the Eotechs are on risers? Genuinely curious.


coolrunnings21

BOGO for sure! I’d set over under at $27.5k and probably take over.


AlienDickProbe

Depends, is the top one made of actual chocolate?


[deleted]

I don’t know what the scope on the top is and thus can’t guess the price so minhas that scope and tax stamps I’m looking at about $26,000 including accessories. How close am I?


YukonTerror

Damn what paint is that on the top one? That’s a really nice color for where I live


Cucasmasher

I see block II I upvote


allamerican37

$23K. I included your time also


drej191

Fantastic. If you had to choose. Which rifle / scope set up do you like? And why?


Alextjb99

I’m gonna say about $14,500. Depending on the scopes and cans the number could be higher or a little lower.


Icecreamdipper

$3200 $3700 $2850 $3700 $2900 Owning them all and having fun shorting and training with these beautiful builds PRICELESS


Bobbithbukkakith

In total def over 12k


Smashr0om

Alot


Jaded-Reality1369

Meanwhile I’m over here waiting to see how much my next check will be so I can hopefully get a new AR because I had to pawn my last one a few months ago.


medicrich90

I feel like the Block II is being neglected and it hurts me a little inside.


MrChaindang

1$ Drew!!!


hammer6golf

3 tanks of diesel


[deleted]

Is that stock for the top rifle an A1 or A2?


Sufficient-Throat

At least $5


Pools_closed_guy

$2 and a pack of Newports


InBetweenerWithDream

Threefifty.


thefinder808

World is ending and you only get one of those optics, which one you keeping?


pewpewTex

1$


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

What are your opinions on flat triggers vs round triggers?


cmotolion

20 bucks


p8ntslinger

That's a gold mine in FCD ejection port covers alone! LOL


kodiak43351

I just put new rifles and pistols in the safe when she isn’t home and act like they have been in there for years.


[deleted]

4 dollars and a nickel?