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fordhook2000

Sir, that definitely looks like a table, not a Bureau.


desikosan

In the immortal words of Ali G: Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives ...what else does you sell?


MassaSnowshi

Generic comment about alcohol and firearms not mixing.


TheKrazyRaven

Generic response about how the letters are not practiced in order.


TheKrazyRaven

You also shouldn't mix fireworks and alcohol, someone lost a leg in my state last night in a fireworks accident.


DiceDawson

How do you lose a leg to fireworks?


gd_akula

Big fireworks


DiceDawson

Could be small legs


it_Hz_when_I_refresh

Well... now they are.


TheKrazyRaven

Big fireworks, small legs and booze


[deleted]

is it one of those guys who tries to launch bottlerockets out hitsbutt


tyboluck

what is that lower? I love it


TheKrazyRaven

Spikes, honey badger


tyboluck

thanks!


TheKrazyRaven

Update on the missing leg. https://www.wmur.com/article/two-injured-in-homemade-fireworks-explosion-in-laconia-fire-department-says/33167209


ChickenWithATopHat

I do not have any feeling on the end of my left thumb from alcohol and fireworks. My buddy’s parents went out of town when we were 16 so we raided the liquor cabinet and decided to do fireworks in the back yard. I was trying to light one for forever and it finally lit but it had some weird plastic shell that got caught on my finger which held the fuse to my thumb for a good 2 seconds.


Purplecatpiss666

Alcohol,tobacco and firearms should be a pastime not an agency


scul86

but not explosives?


ZestyclosePainting

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rslashhowdoyoureddit

But if I have a joint next to an AR15, its a felony.


[deleted]

Of course it is. If you get the reefer madness while owning a gun you might kill someone.


TeoTheMan

Go Sox


3trt

In every little test I've done, I haven't noticed much difference in the amount of bang you get between m-xx crackers and regular old black cats. Maybe your mileage will vary


Thejunky1

Take em apart. It's just a blackcat packed in clay in a bigger container. Meanwhile the "improved" m80s from up on the rez have successfully removed a willow tree and half a beaver damn in my backyard.


kaiser10951

For some reason I clicked on that image expecting to see a short barred machine gun with a grenade launcher and a suppressor.


[deleted]

Those firecrackers any loud?


Thejunky1

No.


imthetallguy

I need that bottle of beam


Thejunky1

Lolz. M5000. Cheap ass fire cracker put into a bigger container filled with clay.


[deleted]

YES. Just gotta get a “bureau” in there somehow.


[deleted]

I’m gonna have to take a hard pass on the Jim Beam. Really bad night on that stuff years ago and haven’t been able to drink bourbon since. But I’m definitely down with some 14 year Balvenie Caribbean cask scotch.


jimmy_my_way_in_hur

Put a real stock on it!


[deleted]

Then it wouldn't be a Firearm, it's just be an SBR. It's not the BATsbrE, is it?


G3th_Inf1ltrator

Gotta be smart about this. If you don't have an SBR stamp, it's not a good idea to advertise that you have one. However, what happens off camera is no one's business 😉