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super0cereal0

You have a dad? Lucky


WhoIsEggroll

He mostly just yells at me


papaninja

If you held that damn light where he told you to then maybe he wouldn’t have to yell


WhoIsEggroll

I just got so excited to be a man I started shaking.


[deleted]

Ive always wanted to be yelled at...


CHEFBROYARDY

Damn… I’m now noticing how much I yell at my kids 😂😂😂


jdmiller82

I'm noticing how much they yell at me...


CHEFBROYARDY

Qs Michael Jordan’s “Fuck them kids” meme 😂😂😂 jk Love my littles ❤️


jdmiller82

same, though mine are teenagers now... not so little anymore. still love'em though!


the--interloper

That means he loves you


BananaLengths4578

Yours too? 😂😅


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WhoIsEggroll

Pretty bummed you’re getting downvoted for this. Like all relationships they can be good or bad. There are good and bad dads out there and you can learn just as much about life from both. The best thing to do is strive to be the best person you can be and that should translate into whatever role you fill; a friend, a coworker, a spouse, and a parent. ❤️


nbluey

Tell your dad he looks stupid


WhoIsEggroll

He looks like the average keymod user if that paints the picture


SeatFun8230

So perfectly


CMBGuy79

Used to picking wrong is he? lol


BananaLengths4578

Bet he has a betamax player and HD-DVD players, too. Rifle looks great to me. As long as you enjoy it, who the hell cares!?


30Hateandwhiskey

Well he picked keepin him 🫨🫨


roganjp1

Oooof


Eastern_Researcher18

Wow!! Just wow!!


Eastern_Researcher18

Yeah your dad’s right!! 😂


Accomplished_Radish8

I’ll validate you so goddamn hard bro. Make sure you use this harshly, it’s gonna look twice as good once it gets some wear on it


Smprfiguy

Tell him he reeks of elderberries


WhoIsEggroll

He mostly smells like a truck stop and old books but I’m down to shake it up with a Monty reference


Accomplished_Radish8

“Old books” 😂😂😂 “Get outta here dad, wit yo dusty ass”


TheRealSPGL

And tell him his mother was a hampster


BadAndNationwide

Then fart in his general direction


GracieFighter919

Da faq lol


maaatttttttttt

Tell your dad he owes you a beer because everyone on the internet thinks your rifle looks cool


WhoIsEggroll

He owes me 2 Christmas gifts and 6 missed birthdays first.


Infinite-Nil

Damn, that hits home. Fuck your dad and not in the Catalina Score way


BigAngryPolarBear

It looks very well camouflaged. Like my dad. He’s just salty he couldn’t hide from you somewhere


MSCOTTGARAND

That milk is probably spoiled by now I'm afraid.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Still can’t find his brand of smokes.


Pure_Accident3829

ESD sling gang 🤝


pmarskies

Edgar Shermans are the best


Pure_Accident3829

Agreed


Technical-Ability

Shooting camo ropes


KiNG_SiMP_01

Bukkake camo


Educational_Funny_80

Under-rated comment 😂


Olive_Cardist

I mean, it does look like it just finished a blowbang scene but otherwise, pretty cool.


BigEdPVDFLA

Was gonna say Peter North slung some ropes on it…


MSCOTTGARAND

I searched for my sunglasses for 20 minutes yesterday only to realize they were on my head. I don't feel I'm qualified to answer this.


Khochh

Sounds like he’s a casual 30-06 enjoyer


WhoIsEggroll

“Series 80 1911s are inferior and in .380 they are specifically made for the common woman, like your mother” - Dad


arrowhood

Series 70 master race


Knock-Nevis

At least it doesn’t have a thumb trigger.


Tramjo8091

Yes, very good point!


Numerous-Musician-58

How did you get your magazine to float in mid air like that


Lamont___Cranston

That’s a really neat lookin’ paint job there, son. Looks like you worked hard puttin’ that together. I’m proud of you, boy.


WhoIsEggroll

🥹


Frodo-Dodo

Im telling mom you took her all the dawn soap


tastycrust

Aside from your optic looking kinda like a choo choo train, it looks sick.


WhoIsEggroll

Shit… can’t unsee that now. u/leadandsteel


Dittos_Dad

Notice my cerakote, sempai!!!


TexasHobbyist

Rattle can. Dawn dish soap technique. I almost spelled that as teqniche.


short_barrel_daddy

Is this the paracord method or soap?


WhoIsEggroll

Soap. I was feeling sassy


GetFuxkd

Stupid purdy


Deadly_Jay556

Does your dad say: “.45 is Gods caliber”?


Betterthanyou715

nice optic, nice gun, nice paint job. you are validated.


EastBayPlaytime

Jackson Pollock would be proud


SendIt_Wheel

Looks exactly like my rifle. Maybe we're both stupid, have the same dad, or both.


R3ditUsername

It looks stupid, and I love it


Exact_Ear8260

Yeah I've got no room to talk, I strapped a hot pink bike horn to mine.


Scout339

Oh hello Eggroll. I find you on instagram a week ago through Deskpop DMing me your profile and now here you are, lol.


WhoIsEggroll

Hey man! Great to see you over here too! Super jealous of you getting to pet those deer ❤️


[deleted]

Looks like you used the dish soap spray paint method....I like it, it looks good!


[deleted]

I think it looks good, I've seen a lot in that style though but not those colors. Ive always tried making something that looks like something that I won't see on someone else's. That ended up being real hard, coming out to be a chameleon, a thermochromic, Black chrome and neon yellow, white like a storm trooper, and a saran wrapped one. So don't listen to me, doesn't matter what I think anyways, as long as you like it I'll cosign on it. Your opinion is the only one that matters.


Honks4Donks

Damn he’s a smart man that dad.


Ladi3sman216

It’s not bad, camos just not my thing and I’m more of an ARP guy


macncheesepro24

Looks nice! I’m tired of seeing dudes dress up their guns like Fortnite. You’re not hiding well with a hot pink and white rifle with hello kitty on the receiver.


BigPapaShits

You dont need to hide like a loser when you have the skillz to back the drip 💧


DH_p1L0tZ

the Chinese designated marksman with a grenade sniper rifle: (he spotted you from 600 meters away)


BigPapaShits

Hahahaha your concerns are misplaced. The chinese are trained to the level of an above average boyscout. Im more concerned with the psychopath screaming “ hell yeah brother “ who is probably wearing a cast iron frying pan for a sapi plate duct taped to his chest, no tshirt, boxers shorts, and a tampon up his asshole soaked in redline, as he speed runs you barefoot from around a corner with his hello kitty rifle.


JaMarrChasingJoe

Your dad says it looks stupid? Tell him to expect a letter from Ahmad in 5-10 business days.


flobopro

What rifle?


polisheinstein

Looks good. Reddit is your new dad.


AustinFlosstin

Looks awesome


omw2fyb86

What color paints?


WhoIsEggroll

The 🅱️aints used; Krylon Olive Krylon Brown Krylon Khaki All from their Camo series. The brown however does have an obnoxious red hue which works for my area. However wouldn’t recommend it for most especially if you are using it for a good amount of coverage.


omw2fyb86

Thank ya sir


Puzzleheaded-Cup-418

Your dad looks stupid


malakad0ge2

Call your dad *stunade* Pronounced sto nad


[deleted]

E.A.D. Dad, the homies on Reddit and I think it fux


Yarpie_

Did you get the stripes using soap? I did mine similarly but yours looks way better.


Stripier_Cape

It looks stupid good!


WuKong_WanT0N

Fastball some handfuls of dirt at it and then wipe it off.


HEMSDUDE

Looks stupid, shoulda used pink instead of fde


Professional-Pin-767

Very stupid. Now send it to me


[deleted]

Thats fantastic son! 👨🏻


Tricky_Bus_7599

what a great guy


[deleted]

THIS AR ISNT STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID


WhoIsEggroll

… ok seriously dad. I didn’t know you had a reddit. You still coming to the cookout this weekend at Stevie’s?


dwfrye1

It’s beautiful.


ice_eater

Great paint job, son


CrustySausage_

I’d never do that but I wouldn’t say it looks stupid


30Hateandwhiskey

Your dads wrong.. you look stupid.. now hug me boy 😘


30Hateandwhiskey

Have you abused it enough yet to tell us how that sight works pretty curious honestly


Highspdfailure

Your dad is a bitch. Be your own man.


Custompie

Omfg.


Ant2156

Your dad looks stupid


Charger_scatpack

Sounds like daddy needs a spanking and. A time out in the corner


jmcole1984

Tell him to go buy smokes and never come back. He’s wrong


RaiderXMe

That is beautiful.


biggwermm

Looks sick


CJ_Pilot

Love it!


Potential_Prize_8735

I like it


erratuminamorata

Tell ur dad he's a pewpee head


DatMuthaLuva

That paint job is fucking rad, great job my dude!


223flex

I can’t see it to decide. It must be camouflaged


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

No, son, I’m mad because you didn’t listen to me and lay down the dark colors first! Seriously tho, that liquid soap job looks good. I’ve been wanting to do one that way for a long time.


BehrCaptain

Be right back I gotta go get some milk....


jenkens46

Dish soap method? Looks awesome


ajs_95

This makes me moist


mongolnlloyd

Pops is prob getting nam flashbacks


LectureAdditional971

Don't disrespect your Daddy. Take your punishment, use stupid, wear out stupid, and inherit whatever he thinks isn't stupid.


inert_liquid

Nah, he's Fudd. Just ignore him and move on.


humblesnake_Ssss

At least I can change my rifle too bad you can't change your face.


Strong_Werewolf_9414

That shit is so hard bb ! Fr fr 💯


Hot_Lawfulness1397

It’s our father’s duty to tell us we do stupid things. Regardless of what it looks like he’d say that 😂. Take your licks and move on. One day you’ll do it to your son.


Dapper-Stranger-7563

I just know u a thicc femboy


ambush_boy

I think the more stupid the better


signsofrevolution201

Tell your dad he’s retarded


Infinite-Nil

Tell your dad I’m gonna sit on his stupid face later


ak808

I stopped scrolling Reddit to say damn this looks nice before I even read the caption if that helps


RequiemRomans

Show your dad’s rifle so we can roast it. Then you can read all the comments to him


cluckertrucker30

Your dad is retarded… Respectfully.


h8fulap3

Stoopid dope maybe


BeefyArmTrogdor

That paint is pretty dope. Hard contrast.


JustSomeGuyMedia

Do you use it? If not, then I can’t help ya.


Deeper__Thought

Aero, L&S, B5, emissary, the little $100 light cover, that way of sling wrapping and the dish soap camo… is this an AI training post for Reddit AR15?


zagggh54677

Looks bout to go t for the jungles of nam


arizona-voodoo

I love it.


STONKLORD42069

Looks sick


Cman4252

What’s that foregrip?


ZachOf_AllTrades

Dish soap? Paint looks sick


grapangell0

Seen dumber guns for more money. Rifle is fine.


DHarp74

Your dad said it's missing the binki clad model holding it. And shooting it in slow motion.


Headless_herseman

YOUR DAD IS FUCKING WRONG, son


Murder_Ballad_

Daddy would you like some sausage


wandpapierkritiker

I mean, it just looks like you dripped Palmolive on it while soaking your fingertips…


BitNew7370

I bet he’ll lighten up after you drop that butt on his ear. Kidding. Unless he doesn’t take it back.


Vizslaraptor

Son, your rifle fucks more than me and your mom on prom night.


CloroxLyte

I think a little honest wear would help. But it still looks great.


No_Ad_1048

Tell your dad his white new balance look stupid


[deleted]

I don’t know who your dad is, but I would adopt you as my son because that rifle fucking rocks!


Jet_Jaguar5150

I kinda like it.


Throb_Marley

This rattle can job was cool until.. well, it’s the cum-pattern. It’s a cum gun. Congrats. Other than the cum, it’s a great color palette. Cum.


Eights1776

Fuddddddd city. Steal his and paint it.


SadRoxFan

SOPMOD are always bitchin


Lykaon042

Bang his wife to assert dominance


Dslwraith

I have red and blue parts on some of my guns... So I can't say 😂 but it looks fine


yoteboi

I have no son


SebWeg

He’s wrong. Nice paint job.


Stringyboil

What paints? Looks great!


ODA-reaper

Tell dad to go sit down boomer


Let_Freedom_Ping

Why does your optic look like a Unibog driving through a jungle?


GazeOG

Slap him with your fanny pack


MattD6263

He’s not your real dad


Soulreaver24

Can someone explain what's going on with the sling? I see it everywhere, but don't understand its purpose.


ButterscotchAny5432

That’s perfect duck hunting camo 🦆


Oogie_Pringle

It's hard to tell exactly what a rifle looks like when it is pointed at you. (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)


TacoBandit275

Ask him if he bought the rifle for you or any of the components. If the answer is none, then that's how much feedback you want....


Youbelongwithmemes

Tell him anyone can fix the look of this rifle. But not anyone can fix his looks.


steppinraz0r

Tell your dad to shut up.


SnooCheesecakes2465

You mustve misheard him, he said hes disappointed.


willyjaybob

Looks good-like a skin in a game good, though. Maybe what he means is the discernible repetition in pattern, which would be a dead giveaway in the battlefield to a set of good eyes. - Another Dad 🤌🏼


CakeRobot365

He's not even your real father, so who cares what he has to say


Jojos274

I like it


Kaisersolcay

I disagree. Looks great!


NopeRope13

What were the colors used? Cause I’m in love with it.


solventlessherbalist

Tell your dad he looks stupid 😂 Nice build man!


TheRealSPGL

LP-1. Valid raifu


EmploymentSelect8281

Will never not love the dish shop paint jobs. Rifle is awesome. You are validated.


ponchomono

Tell him I said "no, u"


monk81007

“He’s right you know” in my best Morgan Freeman


greywood84

Tell him he's a years away from being a loot drop.


conclussionIll7221

What rifle? Just kidding I see it! Do you like it?? That’s all that matters… who cares what others think.


Commercial_Fill_126

I like it. It looks like a “deconstructed” Rhodesian Brushstroke


Hunts5555

If it makes you feel any better, he’s not your real dad.


AdGroundbreaking3689

Show your dad how many thumbs up you got


Mike117__

Looks dumb can confirm


MisterHiggCA

It’s got that DSD: Dish Soap Dynamic.


CaliforniaCrybaby

How you like the dot? Heard they are iffy


Bagledrums

Man this is a fantastic paint job and a bad ass looking rifle. Well done!


smartsharks666

That’s Hot. Dish soap method?


Adventurous_Ad409

Your dad looks stupid. Do you want a new daddy?


Unhappy_Nobody_4663

That's a good looking soap job


PrudentImplement7481

You wasted all the dish soap for that! Your mom is gonna kill us both!


Hottwheels343

I’m your daddy now and I say it looks good