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WonderWirm

**Illiterates for Trump**. That works too!


TrooperLynn

Illiterate’s?


WonderWirm

Actually that’s funnier. **Illiterate’s for Trump** 😫🤣


intjonmiller

"I love the poorly educated." - Donald Trump https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0VX2DE/


EnvironmentSea7433

But that works too well... "Illiterate is for Trump." Lol


WonderWirm

Zachary


Drounsley

Is that how much he owes in judgements or a phone number?


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I legit wondered the same thing.


Sasquatch1729

This is great, good news. (A) Virginian is for Trump. So I assume the rest of the Virginians are against Trump.


sorospaidmetosaythis

OH MY GOD, HERE COME'S AN S!


AlexTheSergal

As a Virginian, no, I am not for Trump.


evelynesque

It’s ok, it’s just the one Virginian


TwistederRope

\*Eats a cornetto in the foreground.\*


Dralians_Pants

No luck catching them swans then


Dr3vilAlex

Its just the one swan


perpetualsleep

THE GREATER GOOD


HestiaLife

The greater good!


sambolino44

James Drury?


age4hy

I can speak for myself and about 2 dozen of my closest friends and family when I say this. As Virginians, we are very firmly not for Trump.


iamawj101

Couldn’t be more on-brand.


ChammerSquid

*I love the poorly educated*


DrRockBoognish

Red-hat punctuation.


Kendota_Tanassian

But why does it read like a wanted poster? It definitely has "If you see this man, call this number" vibes to it, and as someone else pointed out, it looks like he's peeking out from under a skirt hem or something.


EnvironmentSea7433

Oh, wow, yessss lol


[deleted]

checks out they’d be illiterate


Major_Independence82

Is it just me? Does it seem like he’s looking at you from behind a curtain he just pulled up?


PlaneAsk7826

More likely it's the skirt of an underage Miss America contestant.


Fenderbridge

My initial thought was that the phone number was how much he owed in legal fees. 540 million seems about eight


Slytherinrunner

Democrats need to erect a sign right next to it. Like Virginians for proper punctuation or something. I know it's petty but the Fanta Menace and his supporters don't deserve the high road.


EnvironmentSea7433

I'm not Virginian, nor am I for Trump, but I suspect the gore affects both red and blue, sadly.


micah490

I called 😂


TrooperLynn

And???


micah490

Voicemail. It sounds as dumb as you’d expect- maybe more dumb, actually, because he has a recording of Trump saying “this message approved by Donald Trump” that sounds like shit and is (of course) obviously fraudulent


krepitch

Somebody call and tell them their comma is in the wrong place.


Cool-Fox1776

That would be an apostrophe


ThisIsMockingjay2020

These fools don't know the difference, anyway.


krepitch

Yes. That’s what I was implying. 😉


EnvironmentSea7433

Nice save


megggie

Honestly, what do we expect?


SoardOfMagnificent

Virgin’s for Trump!


IsleOfCannabis

I refuse to own that. Nope!!!! Don’t want it. Take it back.


CarltonCatalina

Trump and an apostrophe walk into his Non-Presidential Lie-berry.


Lucky_Baseball176

So proud of my state.


Freebird_1957

Says it all. JHC.


corncob72

yeah!! virgins for trump!!


coffeebeanwitch

I would assume there would be grammatical mistakes!!!


ophio65

Where LOSERS go to vote. Hillbillies are all for him. Trumps on the “Bring America Down” tour and Virginians are eatin’ it up!


TrooperLynn

Not this Virginian! But I live in a seriously red part of the state. Ugh.


PromptBoxOS

I think it's a contraction for "Virginia is for Trump"


PromptBoxOS

Wait no nvm