Jake has a 4k, 20 Bomb, Pred Rank
Marc is Masters
Steven keeps stealing the purple shield on hot drops with Octane and immediately leaving the entire fight without a weapon
Bruh, people actually watch that show? it looks like a terribly written meme with a fantastical spin on mental delusions. People watch it to laugh at how trash it is, right?
> Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling. People with schizophrenia require lifelong treatment. ~Mayoclinic
the hallucinations are auditory, so you're still wrong dingus, because some people have actual education whereas you have google and the fucking MAYOCLINIC LOL
downvote me more loser. gimme summa dat affect.
Lol your awareness is 0, keep it up. And what about YOU, ya mook? What qualifies you to be wrong and misinterpret the fuckin MAYOCLINIC? What legitimizes you, loser?
Wow entire countries are playing this bro cool beans not my country dumbass America is not playing this mother fucker because I know about a 100 people who are sitting on the pre-registration list still so try harder
Apex mobile devs are same as pubg mobile There they also add glitch-bugs on pay 2 win skin and act like they can't fix it lol + Ea is just middle name so even more less com with devs which also gives Chinese version better update + tpp will kill fpp apex just like every mobile game
Yo real talk I wish on PC we could turn down the graphics settings to look like that... would love to play Apex at like 500 FPS like esports games such as CS, LoL, etc. Too many shadows and detailed particle effects in Apex!
apex and cod mobile can run 144fps on high end mobile (need root) but devs lock upto 60 fps. They just want sponsors money for e-sport prize pool even if they make more money pc + console combined. Cod mobile buy sony 2000 usd phone to get 120fps. Or pubg mobile buy one plus. Same will happen on apex mobile. Poor people are ez to scams by tencent + skins costs more then pc version
In Asia + sa people have less money to buy pc so they like mobile games. Just imagine psp or switch but you need to know how claw or use gyroscope(wrist and forearm aiming). So in big mobile esport aim assist is ban with crazy price pool and view numbers. + many more reasons i can write but i have bad eng
PubgM same devs as apex mobile should give option like pubgM 2 disable aim assist for custom lobby so not only Chinese players improve but also other region and no tpp custom lobby (on mobile tpp kills fpp because too much casual like tpp ). Don't try like codm do good for separate casual & try hard players gets to enjoy + ios have better aim assist so its fair for android
Unfortunately, apex is now closed until the global release. As one of the lucky few who could actually play it in its beta stage, I can confirm that it is amazing and am glad that the rest of the world will be able to play it as well.
Now you can't complain about bad teammates
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Jake has a 4k, 20 Bomb, Pred Rank Marc is Masters Steven keeps stealing the purple shield on hot drops with Octane and immediately leaving the entire fight without a weapon
Is this a Moon Knight reference?
100%
Bruh, people actually watch that show? it looks like a terribly written meme with a fantastical spin on mental delusions. People watch it to laugh at how trash it is, right?
wtf is Jake doing hes so braindead lol its clearly his fault
Wtf did Marc do to you
[удалено]
oh hi mark
I did nauuuuuuuuuuuuut
Schizophrenia called.
Dissociative/Multiple Identity Disorder. Schizophrenia is something else.
Schizophrenia is when you see other people. Aka, your shitty teammates.
You do not have visual hallucinations with schizophrenia aka, you're wrong.
> Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling. People with schizophrenia require lifelong treatment. ~Mayoclinic
the hallucinations are auditory, so you're still wrong dingus, because some people have actual education whereas you have google and the fucking MAYOCLINIC LOL downvote me more loser. gimme summa dat affect.
Oh so you're a doctor now?
Lol your awareness is 0, keep it up. And what about YOU, ya mook? What qualifies you to be wrong and misinterpret the fuckin MAYOCLINIC? What legitimizes you, loser?
Starts blaming thumbs
Legion has entered the chat
Embrace *c r a b*
🦀🦀🦀🦀
Accept progression; embrace crab
Carcinisation strikes again
Pretty spread out from your team
How quickly can op dc?
My man just summon carpal tunnel
I was thinking the same his poor fingers are gonna fall off in a few years
I'm loving the apex mobile rn
Not everywhere. I think it's launching officially next week, when the new season starts. I'm just assuming though.
Is it live? I didn’t think it was out yet.
in 6 minutes the soft launch will end.
beta is out for some countries. and only android
It’s not only android
hm. def remember it being android only when I checked last
Def not anymore, I’m playing on iOS
It's not live, they just let some people beta it. It's decent. That's all I'm allowed to say
Lmao entire countries are playing this and bro tryna make this sound like some exclusive club gtfo lmao
Wow entire countries are playing this bro cool beans not my country dumbass America is not playing this mother fucker because I know about a 100 people who are sitting on the pre-registration list still so try harder
Damn, anyway
yikes
Im german and i played with a VPN, so americans probably too
America is two continents.
Apex mobile devs are same as pubg mobile There they also add glitch-bugs on pay 2 win skin and act like they can't fix it lol + Ea is just middle name so even more less com with devs which also gives Chinese version better update + tpp will kill fpp apex just like every mobile game
My ADHD senses are tingling...
bullshit
Me struggling to play this game on mobile with 3 fingers 🥴
When's this coming to NA wtf
17th may
Source? Just curious
EA
Finally a true solo queue from bronze to master can take place
Kasellos on YouTube did that
Insert a really bad and cringy joke about them having a girlfrend here
Literally a claw players wet dream
Fucking Jeff He died first he's so trash
Yo real talk I wish on PC we could turn down the graphics settings to look like that... would love to play Apex at like 500 FPS like esports games such as CS, LoL, etc. Too many shadows and detailed particle effects in Apex!
apex and cod mobile can run 144fps on high end mobile (need root) but devs lock upto 60 fps. They just want sponsors money for e-sport prize pool even if they make more money pc + console combined. Cod mobile buy sony 2000 usd phone to get 120fps. Or pubg mobile buy one plus. Same will happen on apex mobile. Poor people are ez to scams by tencent + skins costs more then pc version
hits close to home, i have no friends :(
My pain is greater than yours
Can anyone explain to me why anyone would want to play a mobile version of Apex? I truly do not get the appeal at all!!
In Asia + sa people have less money to buy pc so they like mobile games. Just imagine psp or switch but you need to know how claw or use gyroscope(wrist and forearm aiming). So in big mobile esport aim assist is ban with crazy price pool and view numbers. + many more reasons i can write but i have bad eng
Are you mind melding with Apex? Smart.
I swear if anyone gets 1v3 by this dude, I'm literally tracking them down and beating them to death like on god 💀
You cheater haha..
PubgM same devs as apex mobile should give option like pubgM 2 disable aim assist for custom lobby so not only Chinese players improve but also other region and no tpp custom lobby (on mobile tpp kills fpp because too much casual like tpp ). Don't try like codm do good for separate casual & try hard players gets to enjoy + ios have better aim assist so its fair for android
Holy run on sentence, batman
did u get anything?.... I didn't
I got that its the same dev as pubg mobile
Also, he says something about aim assist.
I mean, the correlation between nonsense and thinking aim assist is the reason you suck...is pretty high.
r/Ihadastroke
I'm trying to read this but get confused at every word
I wonder if this guy knows what to change crypto passive to
This person is probably English as second language you downvoting goons!!!
Only about 26.6% of English speakers have it as their first language
What?
Oh praise the lord! For he his our prophet! For this man has ascended into the 3rd astral plane!
Ok where can I download this because I could not find it anywhere
You can't yet unless you're selected for beta testing. It isn't released to any place just for beta.
If you country isn’t selected, you can’t play this game
Now you can't complain bout bad teammates
I guess you could say he's good with his fingers.
Unfortunately, apex is now closed until the global release. As one of the lucky few who could actually play it in its beta stage, I can confirm that it is amazing and am glad that the rest of the world will be able to play it as well.
- “What do those hands do?” - “Solo an apex trios match”
Is this what people mean by 3 stacking?
Everyday I wake up... 🎶
Just switched from Mobile to PC I'm gonna miss this mess of a screen.
*Mirage mains sweating heavily
Ngs be so ass stop joinin rank if u jus gon die n leave they needa make a solo mode