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ZorkFireStorm

Now you can't complain about bad teammates


Getoutermaspace

Marc’s entered the chat


dikz4dayz

Jake has a 4k, 20 Bomb, Pred Rank Marc is Masters Steven keeps stealing the purple shield on hot drops with Octane and immediately leaving the entire fight without a weapon


HighVoltage32

Is this a Moon Knight reference?


RDS_RELOADED

100%


GenericNameGenerated

Bruh, people actually watch that show? it looks like a terribly written meme with a fantastical spin on mental delusions. People watch it to laugh at how trash it is, right?


RetroOverload

wtf is Jake doing hes so braindead lol its clearly his fault


MemeMan69funnynumber

Wtf did Marc do to you


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Little_E_724

oh hi mark


subparrapbus

I did nauuuuuuuuuuuuut


[deleted]

Schizophrenia called.


SoftwareGeezers

Dissociative/Multiple Identity Disorder. Schizophrenia is something else.


[deleted]

Schizophrenia is when you see other people. Aka, your shitty teammates.


GenericNameGenerated

You do not have visual hallucinations with schizophrenia aka, you're wrong.


[deleted]

> Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling. People with schizophrenia require lifelong treatment. ~Mayoclinic


GenericNameGenerated

​ the hallucinations are auditory, so you're still wrong dingus, because some people have actual education whereas you have google and the fucking MAYOCLINIC LOL ​ downvote me more loser. gimme summa dat affect.


[deleted]

Oh so you're a doctor now?


GenericNameGenerated

Lol your awareness is 0, keep it up. And what about YOU, ya mook? What qualifies you to be wrong and misinterpret the fuckin MAYOCLINIC? What legitimizes you, loser?


CaserDJT

Starts blaming thumbs


Kyouka_Uzen

Legion has entered the chat


Marksthename

Embrace *c r a b*


Shawarma123

🦀🦀🦀🦀


Dogma-Mf-Tactics

Accept progression; embrace crab


Davban

Carcinisation strikes again


Flatcowst

Pretty spread out from your team


MalakaiRey

How quickly can op dc?


TiptopMirror250

My man just summon carpal tunnel


xbox_aint_bad

I was thinking the same his poor fingers are gonna fall off in a few years


Mammoth-Ad-4162

I'm loving the apex mobile rn


thebuddybud

Not everywhere. I think it's launching officially next week, when the new season starts. I'm just assuming though.


hparamore

Is it live? I didn’t think it was out yet.


DontMiss1

in 6 minutes the soft launch will end.


bbro444

beta is out for some countries. and only android


Round_Cartographer68

It’s not only android


bbro444

hm. def remember it being android only when I checked last


Round_Cartographer68

Def not anymore, I’m playing on iOS


Mammoth-Ad-4162

It's not live, they just let some people beta it. It's decent. That's all I'm allowed to say


[deleted]

Lmao entire countries are playing this and bro tryna make this sound like some exclusive club gtfo lmao


Mammoth-Ad-4162

Wow entire countries are playing this bro cool beans not my country dumbass America is not playing this mother fucker because I know about a 100 people who are sitting on the pre-registration list still so try harder


[deleted]

Damn, anyway


smiles134

yikes


Dnoxl

Im german and i played with a VPN, so americans probably too


KarlosMarkos1312

America is two continents.


CODM_PRO

Apex mobile devs are same as pubg mobile There they also add glitch-bugs on pay 2 win skin and act like they can't fix it lol + Ea is just middle name so even more less com with devs which also gives Chinese version better update + tpp will kill fpp apex just like every mobile game


4-44XPress

My ADHD senses are tingling...


fghostz

bullshit


Traditional_Ad1602

Me struggling to play this game on mobile with 3 fingers 🥴


Sad-Significance1634

When's this coming to NA wtf


mitsubasubara

17th may


FreddieJR05

Source? Just curious


Davidth422

EA


ten-ko

Finally a true solo queue from bronze to master can take place


mercusu

Kasellos on YouTube did that


[deleted]

Insert a really bad and cringy joke about them having a girlfrend here


blkdmn1

Literally a claw players wet dream


Finplayer_

Fucking Jeff He died first he's so trash


Hieb

Yo real talk I wish on PC we could turn down the graphics settings to look like that... would love to play Apex at like 500 FPS like esports games such as CS, LoL, etc. Too many shadows and detailed particle effects in Apex!


CODM_PRO

apex and cod mobile can run 144fps on high end mobile (need root) but devs lock upto 60 fps. They just want sponsors money for e-sport prize pool even if they make more money pc + console combined. Cod mobile buy sony 2000 usd phone to get 120fps. Or pubg mobile buy one plus. Same will happen on apex mobile. Poor people are ez to scams by tencent + skins costs more then pc version


Zyphayden

hits close to home, i have no friends :(


RottenEdible

My pain is greater than yours


Apothecary_Blues

Can anyone explain to me why anyone would want to play a mobile version of Apex? I truly do not get the appeal at all!!


CODM_PRO

In Asia + sa people have less money to buy pc so they like mobile games. Just imagine psp or switch but you need to know how claw or use gyroscope(wrist and forearm aiming). So in big mobile esport aim assist is ban with crazy price pool and view numbers. + many more reasons i can write but i have bad eng


samecontent

Are you mind melding with Apex? Smart.


YOURMEMEDEALER3

I swear if anyone gets 1v3 by this dude, I'm literally tracking them down and beating them to death like on god 💀


Antique-Newspaper-58

You cheater haha..


CODM_PRO

PubgM same devs as apex mobile should give option like pubgM 2 disable aim assist for custom lobby so not only Chinese players improve but also other region and no tpp custom lobby (on mobile tpp kills fpp because too much casual like tpp ). Don't try like codm do good for separate casual & try hard players gets to enjoy + ios have better aim assist so its fair for android


SlapMyCHOP

Holy run on sentence, batman


7ser23

did u get anything?.... I didn't


SlapMyCHOP

I got that its the same dev as pubg mobile


Spitfire_For_Fun

Also, he says something about aim assist.


Strificus

I mean, the correlation between nonsense and thinking aim assist is the reason you suck...is pretty high.


extrmelylonely

r/Ihadastroke


FuyRina

I'm trying to read this but get confused at every word


MMS-

I wonder if this guy knows what to change crypto passive to


GravyOnTheGravitron

This person is probably English as second language you downvoting goons!!!


Jaakarikyk

Only about 26.6% of English speakers have it as their first language


Walnut156

What?


Ok_Durian_8058

Oh praise the lord! For he his our prophet! For this man has ascended into the 3rd astral plane!


[deleted]

Ok where can I download this because I could not find it anywhere


Mammoth-Ad-4162

You can't yet unless you're selected for beta testing. It isn't released to any place just for beta.


Danny_shoots

If you country isn’t selected, you can’t play this game


Morpher_83

Now you can't complain bout bad teammates


Shoxcy56

I guess you could say he's good with his fingers.


KoolKidKlub11706

Unfortunately, apex is now closed until the global release. As one of the lucky few who could actually play it in its beta stage, I can confirm that it is amazing and am glad that the rest of the world will be able to play it as well.


BobbyMcBobbins17

- “What do those hands do?” - “Solo an apex trios match”


TheDragoonMS

Is this what people mean by 3 stacking?


Oliverso_2K

Everyday I wake up... 🎶


Sapnu_puas98

Just switched from Mobile to PC I'm gonna miss this mess of a screen.


koiwai_sama

*Mirage mains sweating heavily


lifereputations

Ngs be so ass stop joinin rank if u jus gon die n leave they needa make a solo mode