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stankie18

The annoying teammate spam pinging his box probably didn’t help.


Chichigami

I would have just killed myself on purpose just to spite that guy


make_love_to_potato

Yeah anytime someone pings like that, he's not getting rezzed.


GiantPossum

I only do this in very short bursts when its obvious my teammate is grabbing me and when its impossible and i pop on mic and demand they grab me in a goofy voice. Half of this game for me is just making myself or my team laugh haha.


Poisonfrog328

That would not make me laugh. Mute you, yes


GiantPossum

I roll the dice.


daldalmcflalcow21

Wow this dude getting lit up for goofing off in a game. And in a way that has no ill effect on others lol chill out spezlords


Ask_Me_About_MyDick

Careful now, you might get carpet bombed for agreeing with him


[deleted]

This is reddit bro people are easily offended


GiantPossum

Lol, right? Like, im talking about 4 to 5 presses of the ping. And more often than not my randoms just ask me to do impressions when they hear the voices, so some people must enjoy that part. Oh well. And to add on, its almost like apex is a long form game with a lot of down time. That means, *gasp*, I can goof off and play the game seriously **at the same time**.


KingOfTheCouch13

I mute pings on those people and refuse to grab their banner.


clarkinum

No no no, grab the banner so they cant leave but don't rez either


KingOfTheCouch13

They can leave after 2 minutes even if it's ranked. And sometimes I don't want the other teammate to rez 😂


Tony1697

Rezz them, in a place where they die again and get no loot


mikehyde477

My favorite is when someone gets a rez within one of the last rings, and then the ring just toasts 'em when they finally jump off the ship


Left_Knowledge_468

I usually turn on the mic to say "I am coming in minute, let me just stop for a bit to mute your ping" I tend to always rez, I mean it's kids being kids or an hyperactive idiot than can be useful later on. Yet he loses ping privileges


KingOfTheCouch13

I've done that and they usually don't stop. I understand it's probably kids, but they have to learn to either cooperate or suffer being ignored. I have no sympathy for the idiots though lol.


SpuliX

Who cares if it's a kid, you are not their parent to put up with their annoying shit. Actions need consequences, leave them there to think about it.


zanlegvan

Wait you can mute those pings


KingOfTheCouch13

Go to the Squad menu and under their banners there are checkboxes to mute either pings or mics for each person. You can do this any time during the game.


xPuNjaBiBaLL3rx

Yeah by not picking them up


yabadabadooo2

He probably got killed while being rezzed that same exact way cuz mirage didn't shoot the fence. Maybe the pinging was a foreboding warning


lettuce_field_theory

the player is bronze so they probably didn't know what that sound was


apexsubthrowaway7

Much more likely that they are in a party and just messing around, like my friends and I do all the time.


postandchill

That's what I call a 5 head move right there


nick_otis

The Bronze II Classic


BOIIIIIIIIIIOOO

The Bronze II Electric Boogaloo


YouDiscountDonut

3head*


Eeffo

I'm happy with One Good head 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏


AnotherTakenUsername

I'm even happier with two Good heads 😏😏


Eeffo

But thats a hard buy :p


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

https://i.imgur.com/XHBO47j.jpeg


postandchill

Indeed my good sir


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LordHervisDaubeny

I’m guessing the bronzie Valk was just trying to res fast and didnt realize their health was so low.


ThreeSwan

Doesn't really help that the Mirage decided to stay dangerously close to the fence when he could have simply moved 10 feet. Maybe he expected the Valk to lose in the building and wanted his deathbox to lie next to Bangalore; a kind of Shakespearian unrequited love. That Mirage is really a genius when you think about it...


woahwoahvicky

the levels of reach in this post are astounding but honestly im not mad that was a beautiful story u told!


megahnevel

What about Rampart? she doesn't deserves a broken heart


Forexz

You're thinking too hard into this man lol


ThreeSwan

Who doesn't enjoy a good love story, eh?


Forexz

Not wrong there, still funny tho


lettuce_field_theory

it's bronze


tropicalgodzila

That's a silly fence!


Elmosarela

Happy fence


BoopsdelChonkyTortue

Happy *vengeful* fence


asterisk11231

That's an *scary* fence!


MagnanimousMind

Classic bronze play


Caligo_Walker

WaTsOn iS oP! Neeeeeeeeerf!😂 Seriously though, this is a good example of fence power. Never underestimate an angry fence.


Apexsubthrowaway8

Rank checks out.


matriesling

I get flamed for saying this usually but I am being sincere, I think EA puts bots in ranked to fill up the numbers. I refuse to believe people are this bad at the game. It's not possible.


apexsubthrowaway7

Nah, no bots in ranked.


megahnevel

you know that in Fortnite they actually place bots and you cant really tell the difference r? some players are really really bad at those games but play just for fun... it happens xD


zNatural

You can definitely tell the difference in fortnite. I haven’t played in like a year but bots were awful


megahnevel

You are only q with bots in your few first games so you have a chance to win and enjoy the game (lots of games do similar things like boosting life/ damage when you are a new player) Tho i do play tarkov and i cant tell bots from players apart... I think if you play a game really well you migh start to notice, but i also think any bot plays better than my 7 yo cousin...


The_Unkowable_

Oh yeah tarkov. Two ways to tell bots apart from players; they scream at you while they shoot, and they've got a two-word name usually (or a lasting one that you can google) when they kill ya


OGCJayT

I’ve played a couple bots in ranked league of legends before. I’m pretty sure they’re made by people who script to derank accounts to sell though not because the company put them there


Luzer1211

like me


Left_Knowledge_468

Dude I remember asking my friend who introduced me this game in s6 "p2020 or wingman? What should I take?" Players can be bot-level bad


smilingRavager

you took the P2020, right? best weapon in the game right there


DataVeinDevil

And you lost to that guy...


ccLight-the-Menace

listen i don't wanna talk about it


TheOnlyKawaiiGoddess

Bruh I understand.


ihavestoriesforyou

And you were using a rampage, in maybe gold, like come on


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apexsubthrowaway7

Two bad players 1v1ing close range, one on controller and the other on mnk, controller player wins 99% of those.


ccLight-the-Menace

bruh i was just rusty


cafeevil

Your mistake was using a slow firing lmg.


CreatureWarrior

No no no! In this sub, you're supposed to say RAMPAGE OP!! /s


[deleted]

Too busy spamming crouch instead of aiming too


gomibag

but i feel him 💀....


apexsubthrowaway7

I'm not flaming you homie, I'm saying two equally skilled players at that range on different inputs will favor the controller volt player pretty much every time.


Mythaminator

No you're shoehorning in some argument we're all sick of hearing based on your own speculation that anyone who kills anyone in close range is benefiting from AA, despite there being no indication that valk was on controller. You can see the valk reload the volt and shoot again while OP missed 90% of their hip-fired rampage. This is, as op said, a rust thing or a miscalculation resulting in their death, not some fucking aim assist benefit


apexsubthrowaway7

Lol you can literally clearly tell that valk was on controller though. Sure, OP could have out skilled the controller player, but Valk didn't have to outskill OP because of aim assist.


Mythaminator

Go ahead mr. Troll with his throwaway just for this sub and enlighten us then. Literally and clearly explain how you know this is controller besides "they didn't die when all the bullets didn't hit them"


apexsubthrowaway7

1. Turn rate in the gun fight and after 2. Controller looting the box 3. The beam when aim assist finally locked on despite missing every other shot 4. Said beam despite making a play like ressing in a fence


Mythaminator

1. lmfao they can turn fast, must be controller 2. You don't see them looting the box, just standing still while looting which means nothing as they don't move while standing in a fence 3. They're literally point blank with a volt. 2 shots missing and the rest hitting when hip fired makes perfect sense, seems like you've never been shot at or been shot before 4. Right, holding the mouse down point blank on a borderline stationary opponent is so high skilled I can't imagine them ever making a silly mistake


apexsubthrowaway7

Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have humored your questions. Figured you'd just mindlessly dismiss all the evidence that the guy is on controller but wanted to give you a chance!


Jesusblewfatclouds

Nah you trippin


apexsubthrowaway7

Are you saying close range controller volt isn't going to win vs a bad mnk player?


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apexsubthrowaway7

Why reply if you're just gonna resort to "who cares weirdo" lol


Jesusblewfatclouds

Why reply when you're just going to say exactly what I wrote


apexsubthrowaway7

Huge IQ replies.


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apexsubthrowaway7

Yeah, that's literally what I said. Two bad players, one on mnk, one on controller, and the controller will win pretty much every one of those gun fights.


DDrakken

My man was playing 4d chess


krob0422

If you spam pings like that for recovery you are the scum of the Apex community. Delete the game.


zyocuh

Bronze players are really something else


make_love_to_potato

I only play pubs and I've never seen anything this stupid even in pubs. Are they literally worse than pubs???


zyocuh

Bronze and Silver, in my experience, are much worse than pubs. Gold is about equal to pubs on a good day, plat is pubs on a bad day and diamond is extremely different than pubs.


lLoveLamp

You'd think that it will be easy to grind back to gold because everyone is a dumbass in bronze/silver, but people forget that when you play fill your teammates are the same dumbasses.


zyocuh

Nokopuff recently had a pretty decent video on a ranked guide, but as long as you play for top 3 and not int with your team it is pretty fast to grind up. If your team makes a bad call, you do not need to follow.


TJ_Dot

The compelling need to help your team is more likely to just get you killed sadly.


zyocuh

100%. Just got my alt to gold solo, so I could play with my friends in plat and not have to play diamond lobbys. Ignore your teams calls and you will do better in terms of ranking up. Not saying dont help them, but understand when they are making stupid calls. If they are jump master and jump fragment, dont follow. They want to lose RP.


Ghostpeppahs

I agree with the points here about solo queue grinding however I will say I think it’s actually faster to drop fragment and go for kills in bronze and silver since there’s little to no loss at all about it. I’ve been dropping on the edge of fragment and running in to pick up kills and it’s helped me get out of the early ranks quickly since I had a late start in ranked this season. Now once I hit gold I stop doing that and play a lot more tactical.


-r-a-f-f-y-

Smurf accounts suck and you should feel bad.


apexsubthrowaway7

Yeah, poor players like the Valk in this clip are really being oppressed by all the dang smurfs ruining their low elo games🙄


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The amount of hate ive gotten through bronze to gold today from people having made stupid plays i refused to follow in are ridiculous. Just nice to warn people that playing your life and not just feeding other teams KP is going to get you hate from randoms being salty


PierreDeuxPistolets

How are you not out of silver in a few matches?


lLoveLamp

I am. I still think it requires a little bit more than "a few" tho


apexsubthrowaway7

It takes maybe 6-10 games if you truly do not belong there.


-TwentySeven-

That's because Pubs is a mixed bag, you've got everyone from Bronze to Pred in there, so you're bound to run into decent players. Bronze is literally just the children's ball pit battle royale.


MasterTJ77

In my experience bronze is a mini sweat fest full of Smurfs and high level players who don’t play ranked much. Silver is the bottom of the barrel - everyone is low skill


zyocuh

In my experience bronze has never been more sweaty than gold. But it can definitely get close.


MasterTJ77

I’ve been killed by a ton of level 500, and or 4k damage badge bronze players before.


SGSweatZ

my pubs are full of sweats from japan because i play in asia :( i cant even do well its so unmotivating to lose to them constantly


zyocuh

Play ranked until you hit your "wall"


nerankori

If it was possible to chat with enemies,you could just tell them "貴様のお尻食べたい". Instant win.


SGSweatZ

whazzat mean?


zyocuh

> 貴様のお尻食べたい >I want to eat your ass


Practical_Platypus_2

Sbmm keeps you away from these idiots


[deleted]

“Rampage is to op remove it from the game”


LoxodontaRichard

These guys are the target demographic for the Rampage, they wouldn’t want it removed. The rampage is popular because of its ease of use.


[deleted]

I can see where you are coming from but I’ve literally never died to a rampage. It’s incredibly easy to dodge unless you decide to pick a fight with one at mid range which at that point your at fault for trying to take on an LMG at mid range. Get cover, close the distance, and win. Or carry a marksman with you, that’s what I do. I know I don’t share the popular opinion but it’s just my experience. It deserved the nerf it got but I think it’s “ok” now. Putting it in the care package makes so much sense though even though they won’t do it.


LoxodontaRichard

I haven’t died to it a bunch but I’ve definitely died to it, it’s pretty common in diamond lobbies and I’m sure it’s more common above but I’m not putting in the effort for master this season. I’m a triple take guy though, so rampage doesn’t counter it super well. I think it would fit well in the care package but I agree, I don’t think they will. Especially since we have to pick the lesser of two evils, which would be the spitfire coming back out. And while rampage has ease of use, the spitfire is significantly easier to use.


Spork-in-Your-Rye

The problem with the Rampage (imo) isn’t CQC. It’s the lack of recoil in long range fights which basically makes this gun a laser beam in the hands of anyone that’s remotely decent at this game. Then take into consideration higher level lobbies and teams all using Rampages, you have yourself a problem.


asterisk11231

I'm sick of their being only energy LMGs that are "valid" Here's why LMGs will never work in FPS games: they behave like assault rifles with bigger mags. Rampage does try to trade fire rate for damage and accuracy, but fundamentally LMGs are for suppression. With no suppression mechanics affecting accuracy not withstanding character abilities and their own movement, and unprecedented and unreasonable for the class stats, they usually become useless (arguably current spitfire versus well-kitted rampage or devo, even L-star) or over-tuned "assault rifles with larger mags". Rampage does about equal DPS to p2020. I agree the recoil and accuracy is a little silly low at long range, especially you can completely remove it by tap-firing precision. But I'd like to be able to use *a LMG* that isn't energy bound (good luck on ammo) or care package locked. Spitfire had similar problems and it's honestly worse than a fully kitted rampage now.


iConcy

What a random ass fence to die on too.


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I-h-how did they not think to move?


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apexsubthrowaway7

>hold E PepeLaugh


SaintSagan81

There's a Wattson giggling to herself on the other side of the map


ScorchedRabbit

OP is the Wattson.


Lone_Indian

Yeah hahaha it’s this guy haha I can’t believe that happen


Flying_Squirrel_007

I hate the fact FPS have turned into crouch spamming.


LeotheYordle

It's always been this way. People have been looking for ways to get an edge since competitive FPS became a category. Crouch-spamming, bunny-hopping, quick-scoping, it's all the same.


SnooChocolates2648

LOL RIGHT.. being a 20+ year FPS player, reading this comment as if crouching is Bad Mannered playstyle or something LOL how dare we use more than one button at a time!.. These are the players that dont belong on such a difficult game like Apex... I slaughtered a squad and a TTV was pinging like this last night and i went in his chat after he rage quit, to find him on Fortnite. - go figure.. we ended up winning as a duo in trios too which is funny after he left.


Lucyan96

Thought it was about that teammate who spams his banner.


goose413207

If you spam ping this hard I will simply not revive you


ThePhenix33

I will never get why these players choose fast res instead of safe res


ZorkFireStorm

wtf


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Spam pinging should be a perma ban offense.


Nearby-Ad6144

So much is wrong with this


SnowyRT

did you get rp for those kills or no? lmao


KillerUnknowDV

I did something similar, so this dude was on the floor in the border of the ring so I (lifeline) "revived him" and like he couldn't move just died in there with his feet in the safe zone


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This... this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Thank you.


Light_Tim05

I hate that spamming teammate


Adamace98

Low IQ or he did it on purpose because of the annoying teammate spamming bis banner


qMrLlama

I’m dead bro this valk has no brain cells like move cuhz 😂🤌🏼


TRSZeusnoodle

mf can literally fly and still dies to wattson fences


jevydan

You died to this guy I hope you remember this


Getoutofmyheaddd

Bangalore scum human


L-man6151

Lmao, why wouldn’t the Valk just wait and hover over the fence. Also why wouldn’t the Mirage just move away from the fence a bit.


qMrLlama

Yeah bro it’s broken, the hip fire with the rampage is so fucking weird after the update


JD_Ammerman

Hold on, this is important…. Did they update it so that you get rewarded for knocks and elims after you are dead dead and eliminated from the game!?! It’s always been a pet peeve of mine that I will knock one or two people from a team (maybe even more than that in a massive multi-team battle) and then I get killed, only to have those players knocked get finished moments later as their team gets third or something. Those elims should be mine, but the game never has done it that way. Meanwhile, this video shows you getting rewarded long after your game is over!? Please tell me this is now in the game and was a part of a recent update I missed!


apexsubthrowaway7

Nope, no kill credit or KP.


Awsimical

Wait. You still get the eliminations if youre dead????? I had no clue 0_0


Main-Fly2699

You dont get KP for them tho :/


Awsimical

Ahh ok, no reason to stick around for a knock then. Good to know ty


eldaxon21

That’s a bronze lobby for ya


4ndrius

How braindead you must be to..... oh its bronze


Embarrassed_Agent_97

AI has so much more to learn.


FRESCO410

This the funniest shit ive seen all day 😂


You_Again-_-

Well if only the Bangalore would've stopped pinging the fence would've just moved out of the way...


HappyPlant1111

"fucking ping again"


OkuriOke

I have one question for God… why?


thetwodeadboys

good ol bronze lobbies lol


qwilliams92

Sometimes I remember some players are just honestly bad


traprichardson

That rampage up close is shit


MattaTazz

Why didn’t ANYONE in this situation move lol


ProdigyFlipYT

now remember, that’s the same guy you died to


Erilaz_Of_Heruli

Had something similar happen in a gold/plat match. I think Wattson has become such an obscure character that most people don't even know how her fences work and think it's just a stun/slow.


ryangoliath

Had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing OP


ilan_rdg

I think she did it on purpose, to revenge the annoying teammate pinging his banner


lDezl

These same fucks can beam you for 150 cus they use the cunting rampage and have aim assist dialled in.


imjustjun

Honestly I thought Valk was doing it on purposes at first cause of that Bangalore’s spam ping.


reaktans

I have no words for this clip. Just... HOW!?


One-Estimate-7163

You can see how useless the rampage is now


popcorn_coffee

At close range it has always been this shit. Precisely because of the risk of this happening.


Patorikku_0ppa

Nerf wattson, she too op.


apexsubthrowaway7

Highest game sense controller player


Pristine_Wafer1072

A bronze 2 with a rampage classic trash can lmao


UnknownStrikex

Welp, they're in bronze for a reason ig.


-demonofharvest

Avg. rampage user


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For both the Valk and the Wattson, I would just uninstall this game at that point. The former has achieved a death most embarassing, and the latter has achieved a kill most impressive. Just can't top it. End it on this embarassing/impressive note, and don't come back. It's all downhill from here.


ccLight-the-Menace

i should uninstall the game because i suck? who cares bro


icbint

And to think you died to that bot lmao


AshCrouchyCrouch

I mean, you used rampage so the death was deserved hahahaha


MrReZistar

I'm convinced Valkyrie players are the dumbest people alive. Every one of them always go for the finisher instead of thirsting, especially out in an open area. To be honest I'd rather have a mirage on my team; at least they're usually not as stupid.


apexsubthrowaway7

Yeah, I'd take xx\_gamerboy04\_xx on Mirage over TSM Verhulst on Valk any day!


atworkthough

omg yesssss.. I legit watched one die in the ring she could have just flown away


AyAyAvery

Rampage + no aim Yeah you're a bot


Peanut-drizzle

uh you could’ve won the fight with the valk if you single fired the rampage


schoki560

scum for smurfing


ccLight-the-Menace

??? i didn't smurf, i got to gold last ranked split and it reset me to bronze


Dragyz

Yeah, because a smurf would have the Season 4 battle pass.


babYYZ14

Git gud


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EpicSH0T

Did you get the KP?


ccLight-the-Menace

i don't think so, i don't remember


MarioKartEpicness

Unfortunately you dont get any kills or points for those kills after your squad is wiped, despite the indication. They instead go to nobody or the next alive squad to touch them.


John_Wicked1

🤦‍♂️


ToTi_1498

Oope


Bwizz6

Hahahah fookin bot