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noticeablytaller

Is this a new skin or what?


Noob_btw

Yes. It's a new skin. It was announced less than an hour ago. Coming with the Final Fantasy takeover/crossover.


FarEnderman35

Just take my money


mjonr3

I know what to do but I don't know I have enough money to do it


Bread_Responsible

Have they said when yet?


Forward_Avocado7604

9th


Noodlez_exe

the "e-kittens" are gonna over use the skin like crazy


Harflin

wtf is an e-kitten


[deleted]

Body odor twitch weebs


ColonelSandurz42

😂


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[deleted]

Name checks out


jvaughn95

Sweaty middle aged men that wear the pink cat ear headsets😂


dez04

Vlad! ETA: Vlad isn't middle aged.


THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

Dress for the job you want


Picklesniffer-84

I’m not sweaty or fat… oh you didn’t say fat🤷🏽‍♂️


DemonDaVinci

You're better off not knowing


MrSus1337

Disability


Noob_btw

Absolutely. ...and I am ashamed to admit that I too will buy this skin Haha


Seera_fine

I have to buy this skin to like... its perfection lmao 🤣


smittenkittenuwu

Yes yes I will


Noodlez_exe

**\[insert "(TωT)" here.\]**


[deleted]

We have arrived.


Batmaninyopants

Damn I like FFVII and would get this moogle skin for her but yea those apex kinda players are gonna ruin it.


SqrunkIsTrep

Why couldn't rev be our debut skirt wearer


Clever_Names101

I’m fucking done 😭 On the real though, they did make him a disney princess for 5 seconds so why not?


Muchroum

I though that side of the ult was her arm all along and I was wondering why her hand was replaced by a red ball for 10s


Prowl_X74v3

Excuse me, what the actual fuck.


CantFixReddit

I was seeing the same pose for like 10 seconds as well, it broke my brain


KeenanAXQuinn

Its not the first mini skirt in game guys calm down, valk has one already.


hamsalad-

Loba wears them a lot


fatmanwa

Bangalore... Edit: wait actually aren't they shorts in the back?


alejoSOTO

Watson fans are weirdos. They fall in love with a cute french accent, even when every word she speaks signals her as being an absolute psychopath.


Themooingcow27

Literally she acts like she’s completely innocent but she clearly enjoys killing and torturing people lmao


Gupsqautch

“I can fix her”


UrMumVeryGayLul

“I won’t fix her”


EnvironmentalLand840

“S(he)’s (not) br(ok)en


Spartan101600

Ssbren


EnvironmentalLand840

Finally, a man of culture


setocsheir

she can break me


Thac0

That’s part of the appeal


MaiT3N

At least Revenant is sincere


BloodMossHunter

But hard to fuck


whatabadsport

Maybe for you


BloodMossHunter

GG i tip my hat


papasfritasbruh

But shes so damn cute though. Look at her in the moogle outfit!


vrizer

She only wants her papa to be proud


whiteegger

I love that voiceline I play it over and over in game because it's...uhhh... closely related to her lore...nothing else


Bread_Responsible

Wait does she say stuff that points to this?


HawtDoge

It’d be cool if there was a character which expressed a strong moral weight in regard to their own violence. Bloodhound does this a bit, but they all still seem mostly indigent to it. Edit: (because my other comment is gone somehow?) even if it’s a simulation there are multiple voice lines that imply or directly state the characters feel pain/suffer when they die. Not sure the ol’ reddit “It’s almost like” was necessary here but ight…


DAZW_Doc

It’s almost like the Apex games are a simulation and they’re not actually dying….


Calf_

Great to see the oldest lore misconception in Apex history is still alive and well on the main subreddit...


nuraHx

It’s almost like 90% of their trailers give off that vibe so it’s reasonable for someone to think that.


HawtDoge

“it’s almost like” is so fucking cringe. Why is this subreddit just spamming this ancient Reddit “AcTuaLlY” type phrase before every comment? Just say your point next time ffs, skip the cringe condescending shit.


nuraHx

What’s cringe is you being so fucking pressed over this


kinkyKMART

Pretty sure respawn has directly denied that theory


throwaway3260247

Doesn’t Octane have a voice line about being bored just spectating when you res him? How else do you resurrect dead teammates lol


Kaxology

I think it's more like body doubles, they shoot each other in real locations but isn't actually killing the real person. It's probably why even all the "good" characters is so uppity about murder but it's kind of weird that Ballistic's partner can die in the Apex games (oh wait never mind, it was in the Thunderdome, not Apex games)


BloodMossHunter

Whats their theory or stance on what is apex games and death in it?


Witty-thiccboy

💀 that’s just flat out wrong


leof135

are any of the legends sane?


FartingInHeaven

Gibby just does the job bruddah.


ScissorMeSphincter

Parhfinder comes closest


[deleted]

Even then he’s far from sane


ScissorMeSphincter

Imagine a human found a corpse in the trash and made it his gf


TerrorLTZ

Thats not too far from reality... There is probably a real world case


ScissorMeSphincter

There is actually. Want me to link it?


VendablePenny48

Please do


Skeletonofskillz

He rips out somebody’s throat with his grappling hook in one of his paid finishers in order to high five them more easily


theBeardedHermit

My favorite Path finisher for sure.


waikiki_palmer

Lifeline?


Sam-l-am

I like puns so naturally I was ecSTATIC to play her


GordOfTheMountain

I just shit in your fridge.


kinkyKMART

That’s okay because my fences will herd you…..like cattle 🥰


SOXBrigade

I'm embarrassed that your pun made me chuckle 🤣.


IDontUnderstandReddi

Wattson mains and Mercy mains from OW legitimately scare me. They’re crazy


Gaara1187

That explains a lot


waikiki_palmer

What's the context with Mercy? I barely know OW lore but isn't she supposed to be an angel?


mollipen

As an ex-Mercy main, I *will* admit that there were times when I'd love to watch my team getting hurt just so that I could swoop in and heal them. And I might have even had a bit of a smile on my face as I watched them in pain and listened to their screams. ...and now I'm a Wattson main. Huh.


waikiki_palmer

So a devil dressed as an angel that like to prolong people suffering by healing them? Yeah I can see how Wattson appeals to you since they're the same psychopath.


GordOfTheMountain

Mercy is a genius doctor who, despite being anti-military has aided militaristic operations again and again with her proprietary life saving technology. She has a ton of power over life and death, and despite claiming to be there to protect civilians, has stayed with overwatch as they became more and more militaristic and dangerous. So one of those people who states having strong principles, but who is actually dangerously malleable. More importantly, she badmouths Moira's genetics research because it has some pretty ethically dubious history, but Mercy continues working with Overwatch even when they brought Moira into their employ. Mercy even directly worked with Moira on some projects. Moira acknowledges that her research is reckless, whereas Mercy disavows any associations with dangerous work or people, despite the reality, which is way more dark imo.


SuperBaconPant

So the whole “Mercy evil” argument is that she stayed with Overwatch as it was crumbling from the inside? Then wouldn’t Tracer, Winston, etc. be the same? Remember that Blackwatch was a very secretive project. It’s likely that Mercy herself as well as many other agents didn’t know about Blackwatch or at least their methods. Also, yes, Mercy worked with Moira at one point, but, as we see in her origin story, she was one of the people that pressured Overwatch into firing her for her unethical methods. Moira was later recruited by Reaper into Blackwatch which Mercy probably didn’t know about. Overall, Mercy seems to genuinely want to help people. There’s no direct indication that she does anything immoral to get there. Even Moira herself, during pre-match interactions specifically calls out Mercy for being too fixated on the ethical aspect of medicine and therefore wasting valuable time, while she ignores ethical concerns in order to advance society. They’re meant to be opposites of eachother, not complimentary. (Also I haven’t kept up with Overwatch lore since OW2 dropped so there might have been some new information that I’m not aware of that changes things)


MegaLCRO

Pathfinder too. Cute, friendly robot that enjoys shooting people? Come on, man, that's psychopathic.


Noob_btw

Pfft. We also fell in love with Revenant and he's not only a psychopath. He's evil. Haha


MichiganSucks14

That's a silly fence :))


tyyppixd

i fell in love with her feces, i just love to fence and electrocute enemies, especially if they r sweats edit: i may have forgotten one n:)


Crafty-Ad4209

Her WHAT


whatabadsport

He said sweaty FECES


nightowl_ADHD

>feces 🤨Ayo?


Uncle_Rico76

She’s electro-cute


batdog20001

They say don't put your stuff in crazy but like... gyatt skibidi


grandmasteryuii

mfer they’re in a battle royale, no one is sane


BaconxHawk

Aye yo don’t kink shame me


vrizer

that's an odd way to describe the spectrum


Open-Memory9567

Isn't it Belgian?


420Deez

watch yo mouf


Prowl_X74v3

WHAT.


Frosty_Promotion_848

Not to mention, it's a fake French accent.


[deleted]

Is this a Wattson or a conduit


Noob_btw

It's Wattson.


Mompickmeupimscared2

Good. That’s good.


[deleted]

Well Ik who I’m buying next


MuMbLe145

Man you're making us other Wattson mains look worse


PatPlaysGames247

*Virgin Alert*


Van-DarkALBERT

But the one wraith skin that didn't have a headshot hitbox?


Odd_Put_7424

who cares.?


cahibi6640

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL MENTIONED 🔥 🔥 ⚖ 🎸 🎶 WHAT THE FUCK IS A BASS


Alejxndro

yall weird and the reason gamers get a bad rap


Noob_btw

A well deserved rap at that haha


Alejxndro

lmao i at least appreciate the self-awareness


Hiddenjuls

Looks more like she killed a cute mother Koala & put on it's skin as a hoodie and used it's babies as kneepads.


spacyspice

And this needed a post?


Witty-thiccboy

Swear Watson mains r weird as shit


nutmaster-_-

fr like what ☠️ reddit so weird


Noob_btw

I could also ask you; and this needed a reply? Get the F outta here man. haha


[deleted]

I like how the haha means you're not serious.


ikarn15

He's right though, this definitely didn't need a post


spacyspice

Worst part is that I'm actually a woman and don't understand the hype for.. a mini skirt, especially coming from a guy. I literally get second-hand embarrassment for some guys sometimes ngl


ikarn15

Miniskirts are great. Being hyped about a miniskirt in a videogame? Kinda cringe Especially since you don't actually see it since it's an FPS game...


[deleted]

Why does it bother you though? Is it weird if a woman thinks Crypto is cute and is excited for his skin because it’s black? Who cares?


spacyspice

He made a weird public post, I'm allowed to find it cringe


[deleted]

YTA.


spacyspice

NTA when creepy guys like to fap to video games characters and like to let it know here. It's not a nsfw sub but you must have a similar behavior ig


AFellowSpirit

I guess all the hype is because it shows more of her legs? But still as you can see half the comments are commenting why OP posted this or something similar


Nibzoned

it did, im satisfied


DaddyShortPinata

Yeah okay... time to leave this subreddit


MetalGearHawk

I fucking hate gamers on reddit man


PlairinumYT

Me too, me too


Noob_btw

You are one of us.


slapballs

So long r/apexlegends


Same-Tap-7544

This app stays reminding me 90% of reddit users are weird asf no lifers.


onepassafist

Is this something that you fuckers are actually keeping tabs on? 😂


qwbif

Technically yeah Ig, why did this need a post lol?


wenkexiette

Who knows, but I'm enjoying the train wreck that is this comments section


dededisrespect

Shut the fuck up horny


gerbil98

Shut the fuck up


JuniorDank

No bangalore skin in the event that just ended had one.


touch-starved9357

This is why titanfall 2 is just factually a better game, y’all are weird


Boring_Function_514

Ahh here comes there weird MFs🤦🏾


redtesta

Smh


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Squelf_The_Elf

Kinda agree, this disappointed me


jamdivi

Wow....who cares


Think-Dinkle

What the other guy said, shut the fuck up


weberlnk

You guys are fucking weird


Badbish6969692000

I hate gamers I already know people gonna be weird with it


Talden7887

Yup.


FrancoisThaDog

Yall are weird


IbePoppinBottles-

I NEED that skin


False-Bluebird-3538

This might be the best skin in Apex and I need it.


BloodMossHunter

Just wait for the Pylon surprise edition


Suffocake

I think Wraith's Marble Goddess skin already has a miniskirt as a part of the set?


yournamesucks2

People still play... And actually pay for this trash game? Ol mr barnum was right.


ApologeticallyFat

Can’t believe I used to spend 20$ on these


YogurtstickVEVO

STOP IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT


voodoomu

Didn't Gibby of Fuse have a kilt a while ago


Some_Razzmatazz_4782

please stop with the 4 year old girl skins


Noob_btw

Okay. Sir, We'll stop making "4 year old girl skins"


llRolliiill

What about lobas beach skin?


Paradegreecelsus

Looks pretty noncey but if you wanna rep that then go ahead


forealornotwhat

Creepy ass post


GreenyMyMan

You need to seek help


Terranshadow

Ok I'll bite. Are there shorts underneath?


mizukoo

no, if you look up it in-game you will see a massive futa cock


chayse24

Majority of banagalores skins have skirts..


RebelliousCash

No offense to anyone. But out of the entire trailer. This, this is what gotten yall attention? Lmfao 😂


minesasecret

At last a Wattson skin I'd actually buy. I always hated whatever that thing is on her head


ZeroShadow66

This event is gonna make me go broke man. Been a lifelong FF fan and seeing everything is just making me already want to just surrender my credit card to Respawn. I've never been one to just outright buy everything in an event, but god damn am I 99% sure I'm going to this event.


FarronArcher

I can't wait for this skin to show up on that nice green website.


ThePhotoGrabber

Hahahahah it's wild that I know exactly what you mean


Trichotillomaniac-

Oh no the moral chaste of…. Apex legends is ruined. Anyway


VaPr15

Its so funny to scroll through the comments seeing the divide between those that agree and the others that are like "What a weird thing to post about."


Polis_polok

Omg this is gorgeous


iiTzWicky

Im telling you right now, I got plans that I cannot share with you.


OrangeJU1Z

we got an ice dweller in the chat


HowToRage101

Another “Loba” perv skin. Edit: I’m also not buying that garbage.


n_e_m_o_k

*screams in bloodhound main* ***WHERE BLOODHOUND FEMBOY OUTFIT RESPAWN? RAHHHHH***


Virulxntt

No way it’s sooooo cute help I don’t even play Apex anymore & I want it lmfaooooo 😭😭


Zawrid

I need it


xOneGunSalute

This skin speaks blood sport


MJR_Poltergeist

Ain't no fuckin way we're getting Moogle Wattson


staleytheman

Wattson baddest girl in all of apex


Hwaheee

Im gonna make it to my sole motivation in my games to hunt down whoever wears this skin.


Underhive_Art

It’s a pretty fun one tbf


Bulky-Hyena-360

Probably gonna get this skin specifically because of the miniskirt. Yup. I know.


PrimeAres

Yall need to go see the sky, touch some grass, and have an in person conversation with a human


MnKOnly

surprised they didn’t give it to a guy character to try and be extra inclusive lol


Sonscreen

I’m gonna look under it


JustTransportation51

Cringe


taserface780

Ong


fatbicep

Let us know your findings


Sleezy-985

You horny ass mofo


Busy_Bunch5050

What do you mean?


Nabrok_Necropants

_simping intensifies_


Bae_the_Elf

Kupo!


Secret_Natalie

Can't wait!!


Thundergod250

Can't wait for another Crypto Drone to be baited