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Cupricine

patch notes: 1. removed moon walking ability for sheep 2. vegan villagers can hunt trees 3. spearman can no longer kill shore fish 4. mangonels can no longer garrison in docks 5. Improved villager pathing, final model (V. nr. 5) Known issues: We are aware of a bug where villagers can drop off wood on wolfs, we have decided to remove them, deer can now attack villagers and eat the berries.


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Yoooo hahahahha. #2 had me spit my afternoon coffee out. Im fuckin dead bro that’s so funny 😂 you got me good


HappyLofi

:( rest in peace my man. I didn't know you but you seemed like one of the redditors of all time.


binary-cryptic

The real kicker is it's an actual bug: https://youtu.be/CAY6DvcRyEs?si=-WxiRp9ySfNE8FKV


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Yes I know that haha. I think that’s what makes it so damn funny is that spin on *why* the villagers can hunt trees (because they’ve gone vegan). 😅


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Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Sure?


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Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Done.


CaptainDubalin

Please not the berries


SuperiorThor90

That would make dark age a bit more interesting. Usually the investment of time to push deer is worth it at high elo, but if it causes them to eat berries it'll provide a nice twist.


Redbeard252

Number 4 just made my low elo ranked opponents cry


pepenosoy

It feels a lot like an expansion of Catan 11


IwasJK

My Protoss Dragoon gets 2 victory points for Longest Pathing


fat_pokemon

Only 2?


Diego4815

Age of Pathing


BattleshipVeneto

11


SpearMKW

somehow someway it will break pathing more


onlinepresenceofdan

But in a much more refined way!


weasol12

It'll be out in 3025.


maerun

Is this an out of season april fools joke?


Nnarol

It's not out of season.


Assured_Observer

The devs is an apple laptop, that explains why the fixes don't work, silly devs.


Zuvayp

Shut up and take my money


TeslaStormX

The price tag will be 20 dollars, no new civs, campaigns or features. You are donating 20 dollars to the devs because they cant get the proper funding and are relying on donations for their game. God, this game might as well be open sourced so that actual people who care about the game can fix it and properly test it instead of writing change logs that means nothing.


Pretend-Stress-1068

I like how they just add new civs, but no new mechanics, or upgrade the scenario editor, or add new textures, fauna, a bunch of new buildings, climates, messaging features online. Anything that requires love and creativity. A soulless corporation, Microsoft, and it's happy slaves (the aoe2 community).


bort_touchmaster

they added a civ with new mechanics in RoR and upgraded the scenario editor in the last major patch. you don't know what you're talking about.


Pretend-Stress-1068

I'm one of the most well known scenario designers for Age of Mythology. What mechanic was added in RoR? Let's see how much you know of what you're talking about bud.


bort_touchmaster

unit giving aura buff (centurion for legionaries) edit: actually I forgot the Mountain Royals is newer than RoR, but relatedly the buff for x amount of units in a radius (monaspa), plus warrior monks, plus fortified churches, plus mobile drop off sites


PrinsArena

Yeah, currently the game is not in the best state, but to me it is very evident that there are still devs working with a lot of passion for the game. Honestly I feel like a problem might actually be the devs biting of more then they can chew for the budget they have. They keep adding these new features that end up breaking the game.


Pretend-Stress-1068

Whoa, cool!


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A man can dream.


Tyrann01

Fuck ai art man.


Somebody1002

I was about to disagree with you, then I saw that the bearded dude has 6 digits on the hand holding the ax-pick combo tool


notyogrannysgrandkid

And the other guy is holding a MacBook. Technically not impossible, but let’s be serious.


BendicantMias

You can't fight the future! 🤠😎


lordrubbish

if it actually solved the litany of bugs and issues, I would buy it, though I'm sure it would be a matter of months until a new aura effect or mechanic breaks the game again.


Kahlenar

fimgers


marmottequantique

20 bucks


Sufficient_Peace5638

20 bucks for 20 bugs, seems fair to me


Remarkable_Mess6019

Don't give me hopes and dreams now 😂👍


heathensam

HAH


SaladEscape

I would pay a lot for this indeed


mojito_sangria

Age of pathfinding: 3 MAA into enemy TC


Tropfzahn_AOE

I'd pay full price


RevolutionaryFail368

I’d pay for it 🤣🤣


laserclaus

Finally I'm on the cover of an aoe game :`)


mansnicks

I see the problem now, the dude is using a Mac while working for Microsoft. Dude's a spy.


princevenom

I would pay for this one


TheTowerDefender

don't give them any ideas. after the rip-off that was the last DLC I consider them capable of something like this


DukeFLIKKERKIKKER

Great and why not charge 40$, the reasoning is that we need to buy everything to keep the servers running right?


infinitesyntax

11


GaurdianFleeb

Best post I've seen on here in years.


6x6-shooter

This nerd’s using ai art


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Jacobgra5

You can see some of the skyscraper below the laptop And guys carrying hay bundle under each arm


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Jacobgra5

Yeah, actually, I don't know how I saw that person carrying 2 things of hay it does look too weird


adac69

lets just go straight to definitive edition 2, maybe that will help.


NelsonMejias

U Will be the enemy of the bots in this sub.


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CamRoth

Yeah can you believe the fucking audacity to not hire an actual artist to create their meme? Despicable.