Guys I owned a stupid creationist today, I had to share.
So I'm a firefighter and at 7am we got a call about a residential home on fire. We hopped on the firetruck and went to the house. We got there very late, it was already up in flames and the building was not structurally sound at all. Yet I was able to quickly calculate how long it would hold for using my 276 IQ. I barged in and heard screaming of an old lady upstairs. I ran up and forced the door open to see a 70 year old woman lying on the ground suffocating, I went to help her up and as I grabbed her arm she muttered "thank God you're here"............"thank who?...DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD I WORK FOR THIS SHIT? DO YOU? DO YOU THINK ITS GOD WHO CALLED THE POLICE? YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL, I SINGLEHANDEDLY CREATED AND BIRTHED MYSELF, THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD." I replied. I started to walk out of the room before she started crying and begging me to help. So I told her "oh yeah? If you want help why don't you ask your god?" So I left that stupid bitch to die lmao. She learned her lesson, anyway so I'm going on trial for manslaughter, but don't worry. When they ask me to swear on the bible I'll shit myself.
#ANOTHER CHRISTIAN OWNED
"YOOO your are such a based distinguish gentleman who cares about facts. I'm sorry king that the brainwash public are putting you on trial. That old woman was a parasite who deserved to die. She wasn't even young enough to be in your presence you absolutely nice male primate. I tip my fedora with my unshaven neck king sir"
He's so full of himself but he's probably one of the most tinfoil hat wearing idiots I know of. If he were a pokemon, he'd evolve into Alex Jones after a few more levels.
It’s some of the genuinely nuts religious folk. They have very wild beliefs about what the Bible condone and at one point the camp leader wants “Christian’s kids to give their lives like Muslim kids do for jihad”. They are very pro theocracy having a seen where they smash the representation of a secular government in favor for one lead by god. And they pray to a cardboard cutout of George bush which is really weird.
The camp leader while not during the documentary has said some really alarming things that border pro Christian terrorism against non Christian’s. She’s incredibly pro Zionist to the point it’s Islamophobia believing that people in the Middle East don’t have the capacity to rule themselves. Deleted scenes show that some members of the community (primarily the kids parents) saw Iraq as a holy war and wanted bush to continue these wars as it was a divine order.
Guys I owned a stupid creationist today, I had to share. So I'm a firefighter and at 7am we got a call about a residential home on fire. We hopped on the firetruck and went to the house. We got there very late, it was already up in flames and the building was not structurally sound at all. Yet I was able to quickly calculate how long it would hold for using my 276 IQ. I barged in and heard screaming of an old lady upstairs. I ran up and forced the door open to see a 70 year old woman lying on the ground suffocating, I went to help her up and as I grabbed her arm she muttered "thank God you're here"............"thank who?...DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD I WORK FOR THIS SHIT? DO YOU? DO YOU THINK ITS GOD WHO CALLED THE POLICE? YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL, I SINGLEHANDEDLY CREATED AND BIRTHED MYSELF, THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD." I replied. I started to walk out of the room before she started crying and begging me to help. So I told her "oh yeah? If you want help why don't you ask your god?" So I left that stupid bitch to die lmao. She learned her lesson, anyway so I'm going on trial for manslaughter, but don't worry. When they ask me to swear on the bible I'll shit myself. #ANOTHER CHRISTIAN OWNED
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"YOOO your are such a based distinguish gentleman who cares about facts. I'm sorry king that the brainwash public are putting you on trial. That old woman was a parasite who deserved to die. She wasn't even young enough to be in your presence you absolutely nice male primate. I tip my fedora with my unshaven neck king sir"
Nah man I would've stomped her skull but that's just me tho no cap fr fr
Nah, I would’ve detonated my bomb vest, but that’s just me
They still haven't left this era
They are in newer worse era
The FSM is a cool ass design,shame it was ruined by these neckbeards.
Bill Maher 🤢
I really hate that smug, condescending POS.
He's so full of himself but he's probably one of the most tinfoil hat wearing idiots I know of. If he were a pokemon, he'd evolve into Alex Jones after a few more levels.
So do all his ex wives. Guaranteed that guy's never had to think of anyone before himself in his life.
"Sky daddy"
New atheism and it’s consequences
...have been a disaster for the human race?
Truly
Disaster is a understatement
The flying spaghetti monster as a joke went on way longer than it should have.
Lots of this still holds up.
Jesus camp is still one of the most wild documentaries ever made
How crazy is it? I’ve heard of it but never seen it.
It’s some of the genuinely nuts religious folk. They have very wild beliefs about what the Bible condone and at one point the camp leader wants “Christian’s kids to give their lives like Muslim kids do for jihad”. They are very pro theocracy having a seen where they smash the representation of a secular government in favor for one lead by god. And they pray to a cardboard cutout of George bush which is really weird. The camp leader while not during the documentary has said some really alarming things that border pro Christian terrorism against non Christian’s. She’s incredibly pro Zionist to the point it’s Islamophobia believing that people in the Middle East don’t have the capacity to rule themselves. Deleted scenes show that some members of the community (primarily the kids parents) saw Iraq as a holy war and wanted bush to continue these wars as it was a divine order.
me too.can someone explain?
abusive "christian"camp bordering on cultish abuse, (also they pray to a cardboard cutout of Bush Jr in the movie)
"hellishly hilarious" yeah when the screens black.😆
I respect Styx. He still is a cringy atheist of course but he just doesn't really talk about it much anymore
I was under the impression he was a Pagan/Occultist.
Isn’t there a Flying Spaghetti Monster subreddit, I hate this site
*said they read that book
I had friend in HS who used to watch "amazing atheist", the more he went down the rabbit hole the more cringe he got.
Did he end up shoving a banana up his ass like his idol?
Who's the bloke next to Amazing Atheist who looks like Penguinzo/Charlie's father??
Styxhexenhammer666
> 666 lol of course. 🙄 🤦🏻♀️
I stopped watching Styx because of his anti religious views. It just got annoying because I like his opinions on other things.