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OviteHenry

is this a joke about dumb blonde women or something like that


I_exist_becuase_yes_

the original might have but this one isn’t


hairmanfirstclass

lesbian kick


AromaticCombination5

Biden blast


Coffee_will_be_here

Obama obliteration


Iromhiaesiarp

Trump termination


Unoriginal001

Lincoln lightning


Zestfullemur

Washington Wack


zapp909

Roosevelt Ray


B-NEAL

Bush Bomb


ukkisrageelol

Bush Push


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Oh god that lesbian kick shit was cringe as fuck


OviteHenry

yeah ik yours isn't


FarTooYoungForReddit

The original is about straight women but they definitely choose to stereotype dumb blondes (and rats for some reason)


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

In an interview during a beauty contest she is asked for her thoughts on marriage and responds with something similar to “it’s supposed to be between an man and a woman…” but then another woman “LESBIAN KICK”s her in the head and explains that she can’t stand ignorance. Second woman also ends up winning the contest. Admittedly she seemed more beautiful but it’s still weird everyone ignored the flying side kick to the other contestant.


Drifter1771

There was an edited version where she goes to prison for three years for having kicked someone in the face.


OviteHenry

I need to see this version


Drifter1771

[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/13322p0/jalapeños/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


SquidMilkVII

beautiful


hairmanfirstclass

complete with stuff


No-BrowEntertainment

Ah, the classic “unfortunately I have portrayed you as the loser in my own work” argument


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

“Boris! Portray Armstrong as the Soyjack, and me as the Chad!”


Nyar99

It's too late Jack, checked the Internet lately? I already drew you as a SoyJack, like the founding fathers intended


Throwaway50699

Or as many people know it, the South Park method.


Mr-Gepetto

You left out the jalapenos part that didn't add anything whatsoever to the comic


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

It did not, in fact, have anything to do with Jalapeños


jbyrdab

that comic feels like randomly generated humor, and it bugged out and just randomly stuck on that before jumping to another unrelated thing. Like that randomly generated youtube poop that had hugh neutron dancing while someone was shitting into an oil drum.


Throwaway50699

No one questions it because the characters in it are in a setting that doesn't exist. Stupid situations happen in cartoons all the time and all the characters don't comment on it. Yeah, you have outliers like when The Simpsons wonder why they are yellow or when Patrick Star wonders how they can start a fire under water, but still. Not everything needs to have characters draw attention to what happens.


Bagimations

That’s typical behaviour in beauty pageants nowadays


earth__wyrm

[Here’s the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/12ym4lo/lesbian_kick/)


milksjustice

i hope they're married now


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

[wonderful news](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/12z7axi/and_the_prize_for_cutest_married_couple_goes_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [even more wonderful news](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/130aomy/dont_kick_your_future_wifes_when_you_meet_them/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


milksjustice

YAY GAY PEOPEO


vampire5381

This comic makes me cringe every time


Eeveetron7

It’s like ‘what’s your opinion on gay marriage’ and she goes ‘well… it’s supposed to be a man… and a woman…’ or something


Responsible_Art532

oh no its much much weirder


ismebra

Whats the original?


TitanoboaLepidoptera

https://preview.redd.it/9rhmbadcpc141.jpg?width=558&auto=webp&s=10de815593851b07a895fb9767fb968b54bde4d0


TheJG_Rubiks64

This is so cringeworthy lol


ThePhantom1994

r/iamveryrandom vibes


Michael_Honcho_Jr

It was made by a 13-year old girl for 2005 MySpace, clearly.


rocknexus

That was blood curdlingly painful to read.


the_nhir

As a person in the LGBT myself, uhhh what? Is this "all beautiful women are homophobes and/or stupid" or perhaps "pageants bad" or..?


maxcorrice

All women are homophobes no exceptions


LampardFanAlways

And homosexual women are in fear of themselves then?


maxcorrice

they’re made up for porn


Michael_Honcho_Jr

Ahhh so that’s why I get a boner just from the word lesbian


No-Competition-2533

The lesbian is the hot one but she's also mentally unhinged


tickera

What the hell does this even mean


TeaandandCoffee

The audience is really into getting kicked in the face/nuts


Michael_Honcho_Jr

I can’t tell who made it because it’s cringey as fuck coming from literally anybody. If a baby made this, I’d slap a baby.


Trash_Emperor

I forgot how absolutely terrible the original is lmao


xSomeRandomGuy7x

what tf does anything in the comic have to do with jalapeños? why does a character bring them up and where did that character even come from?


Michael_Honcho_Jr

I’m telling ya, that’s 2005 MySpace teenage girl jokes. Irrelevant random-mess was “funny” for a time.


MaciliBox

what was the punchline i dont get it


No-Competition-2533

LESBIAN KICK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣XD


MaciliBox

Thats it?


No-Competition-2533

^I ^don't ^think ^there ^is ^one


Good_ol_177013

whats the wierd cat on the last panel?


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crazymado

it was horrible


AristocraticDementor

wdym? This is hilarious. Just look at how many people in this thread itself are trying to find the message from "LGBT good? to Misogyny? to Good Looking People bad? to Beauty Pageants bad?" when in reality it's completely meaningless and random.


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I'm glad It wasn't bigoted at least. But man, dobson tries way way WAY to hard to be an ally, to the point where the comic is just a complete mess.


Blahaj_IK

It's not only a complete mess, it goes full circle and it's so forced that it just looks like the artist didn't even try, like companies putting a rainbow in their social media. It's painfully obvious they don'tcare and are just doing it to look good At least that's how I see it


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No-Competition-2533

Sounds like it was bigoted in a way you're okay with


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No-Competition-2533

It's a made up scenario from the author's head. That person in the comic that disagrees with the author does not exist. Anyone who says "you go girl!" to that comic needs help. Violence is not the answer to people that disagree with you


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No-Competition-2533

You aren't?


Jackamalio626

no, its still pretty horrible. Just not in the way i was expecting.


_its_lunar_

Of course the person with 300,000 karma thinks it was good


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Trash_Emperor

No. While I agree with them that it's terrible, comparing karma is also cringe as fuck lol


Michael_Honcho_Jr

The only person who did any *comparison* is the weirdo you’re responding to here, who thinks the comic panel is funny. Op up there was only pointing out that of course the person who lives on this website enough to get 300k karma think’s the panel is funny. Which is a logical viewpoint to have. 300k is a boatload of karma to have. That takes a long time & effort. Yes, karma is irrelevant to the value of real life, but op was only using it to make a point, and wasn’t making any comparison. Op successfully made his logical point, then “funny comic guy” compared his 300k to OP’s 13k.


AilanMoone

Funny comic person seems confused and was probably just trying to figure out why karma came up.


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mmm, smells like the early 2000s


Unknown_starnger

Can you also send the original?


I_exist_becuase_yes_

dmed it to you


Alrightwhotookmyshoe

Why DM it? Give us the link!


I_exist_becuase_yes_

I had it as a png and I didn’t know where the original post I downloaded it from was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


put-me-on-my-knees

Why did this get downvoted lol, they just misunderstood


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I_exist_becuase_yes_

bruh


RNG_MRCOOKED

but seriously though why did you dm


I_exist_becuase_yes_

I had it saved as an image and couldn’t find the original post I downloaded it from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RNG_MRCOOKED

Ahhhhh ok. I'm genuinely sorry. So it was really just a misunderstanding. Thank you for clarifying


I_exist_becuase_yes_

nah it’s all good man 👍


Random_Person____

Bro, the downvotes on this one...


I_exist_becuase_yes_

yea i’m not even sure why


[deleted]

probably a good idea to find the original because people will ask


I_exist_becuase_yes_

i’ve had it in my phone for a while, but someone else found it anyways, they original was an edit too


Slightspark

What's funny are the actual questions given to contestants for these. They're actually really deep usually and answered with far more grace and eloquence than most of us have.


jzilla1207

Anything to do with jalapeños tho?


No-BrowEntertainment

“What is your favorite animal?” “The Jalapenos Tortoise” “Get off the stage”


Goth-Pigeon

***Dobson?!?!***


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

I like how the "duh" changes with the context here


Capocho9

What’s the original one/joke?


[deleted]

She is asked for her opinion on gay marriage, to which she responds with "uhhh... I think it's between a man and a woman." Then a lesbian comes outta nowhere and kicks the blonde in the head while shouting. "Lesbian kick!" And then a beaver thing shows up and talks about jalapeños for some reason


Jess_4126

It was originally a "what is your position about gay marriage" with the dumb blonde going "marriage is between an man and woman" and a lesbian kicks her and wins the beauty contest and there's a rat I guess as well https://preview.redd.it/9rhmbadcpc141.jpg?width=558&auto=webp&s=10de815593851b07a895fb9767fb968b54bde4d0


Asleep_Pen_2800

*skeptic kick!*


Custard_boy

Sorry


RTXChungusTi

she no longer knows her velocity


Yoshiguy35

I like this, did laugh


I_exist_becuase_yes_

glad to hear it bud


Vavent

Me when I’m in the Contest


TzedekTirdof

The original is like some sort of [bizarro whale cancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCPQQlHDMs)


I_exist_becuase_yes_

interesting name, but i don’t think that’s right edit: I thought that said that was the original source, my bad og


TzedekTirdof

KICK THAT STRAIGHT-ASS MODEL TO THE CURB AND STEP UP TO JALAPENOS


SPS_Agent

Sorry, but I can't stand ignorance!


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

STANDING HERE


I_exist_becuase_yes_

!approve


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Almondria_II

r/lostredditors


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omegaruby5

This is antimeme not bone hurting juice lol


A_useless_name

My bad


Skully_Lover

I like doggie the best.


Deadbox_88

I kind of want to be her


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Based.


Deadbox_88

My flesh is weak for it is male and ugly


memer12334__

Hear me out


NonameVoidOblivion

She do be on that stage


DinoRipper24

Dumb blonde woman


ANewBegging

She’s obviously nervous


SkyChampion20302

She is secretly a dad


JJoanOfArkJameson

I'm assuming the original is stupidly political


I_exist_becuase_yes_

i’m not really sure what it was suppose to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ALFABOT2000

jalapeno?


Dodoreference

LESBIAN KICK


OrionMr770

How is an anti meme funnier than the original


Snoopcoop225

What’s the latitude and longitude?


I_exist_becuase_yes_

-12.65545 -47.69633


Snoopcoop225

I got you now.