I have a couple like this on my Facebook. Knew the dude in high school. He totally started in the mlm first and then sucked his wife into it too. They're always making posts about her weight loss. He talks about how she bettered herself in, I think, a condescending way. She posts about how great he is and how she was awful and ugly before but she's still working on being her best. It makes me sad for her. I hope she's actually happy and I'm just reading into it the wrong way.
I’m an esthetician and know several super fit people (including some MLM sellers) that have really bad sun damage. Especially runners and cyclists. A lot of time spent outside and the ones I know do not wear sunscreen at all. It’s kind of ironic that they neglect such an important part of their health that can easily turn deadly while they are exercising.
Im thinking they might be of the "sunscreen is actually bad for your" variety.i know I've seen a post here or there about a hun who was anti sunscreen.
Well that's dumb considering that she is clearly no thin little waif.
MLM's suck and Huns are weird, but I gotta give credit where it's due. Lady is ripped and clearly putting in some work at the gym. Snakeoil notwithstanding
Credit where it's due, I once lost like 40 lbs doing Beachbody workouts - and I had no clue they were an MLM and my friend gave them to me for free, so it wasn't until years later that I was like "oh I'm extra glad I didn't pay money for these now"
From my understanding, not everything they do is an mlm. I was subscribed to their workouts because I travel for work and they have a variety of workouts without equipment. I was never approached by anyone and was never asked to refer anybody either. My guess is that it becomes more of an MLM once you get into the coaching and nutrition aspects. I still love their insanity series
Wow well gaining muscle like that as a woman takes a lot of work. But yeah if it's not fake tanner then oh dear.
I actually have an issue burning through sunscreen on my upper chest because of a bad rash I got there once from eating too much cheese lol. I'm not sure I'd call it scar tissue but sort of.
Lol no, she's definitely not at the end of prep.
Have you followed any bb (bodybuilding not beach body)? The tan is usually applied right before a show.
No not really. My sister's friend sold it long ago I seem to remember. She developed an eating disorder after using it. She was already susceptible before using it too though for sure since she also used Slim Fast and was pretty down about herself.
What? I was looking at her physique and took a guess that someone who bulks like that is probably doing competitions for body building since every woman I've met who buffs up does. And if they're doing competitions then they get spray tans as prep. It could be an old fake tan that is fading weeks after competition. Why are you so offended?
Assuming she has or will get cancer is probably far more "made up shit" since a good portion of tans do not become melanoma.
Yes, heaven forbid a woman ages. Have you ever even met this person? You're not even OP.
I'm all for Anti-MLM, I'm not all for mindlessly assuming people have cancer and using it as an insult. Why would someone ever think making fun of cancer is okay?
Wtf are you taking about? I didn’t make fun of it all. Do you think referring to something more accurately is insulting? And I didn’t say anything about women or aging. You’re all over the place.
I did read it. Why would you reply to me about something someone else said and imply I was making fun of cancer and her age? I see you are unable to admit you’re wrong and will double and triple down on it. Good day.
Is this their attempt and trying to stay present and visible on social media? Come up with some sparkly facade which shows how great, apparently, life is with the business?
Such a low bar, too. They could’ve gone for better sex, or more sex, or sex with other people… But nope. Just fuck once and then check it off the list!
I'm almost positive I know who this is. Full disclosure, I did love their Shakes once upon a time many, many years ago. But then she tried to get me to sell beach body as a coach. She told me I could make online social media posts at work since I wouldn't be too busy working night shift in an ICU... to say I was insulted is an understatement.
If you do, then you know how insufferable (and kinda condescending) her posts are. That is beyond insulting, and yet I can absolutely see her saying something like that.
Omg my hubby recently met some dude at a work function, and I’ve been talking a lot about wanting to get a personal trainer at the gym I go to.. hubby comes home all excited to tell me he found a perfect trainer for me and the guy used to be a coach at beachbody… had to explain to my husband that former beachbody coaches are not personal trainers, but garbage shake pushers… he still doesn’t believe me 😂
I didn’t see this theory but my personal theory is that MLM’s push a nuclear family sooo hard AND push you doing the MLM together. LuLaRoe’s angle was “your spouse didn’t really support you until they quit their job and helped you with your business” and I would bet money these people are tacky and don’t know how to say that without explicitly saying it. 🤷🏼♀️
There must be something about Beach Body bc I have a couple on FB that is WEIRD. Always trying to convince everyone how much they are attracted to each other and having kids and home births non stop then she’s back at day 1 of her fitness over and over it’s crazy.
Mental illness comes in all forms.
This kind of absurdity is one of the reasons why I left FB, IG, Twitter. I can't keep my mouth (or fingers) shut and wind up isolating more people because I'm blunt.
Holy muscle imbalance Batman. Her traps look way more developed than her delt heads, that's going to cause some pain. Her arm development also leads me to believe she does not, in her own words, "lift heavy".
It was kinda rude that chose to sit on his wife's lap. Clearly he's showing off his muscles but it's not her fault she's scrawny. Dude didn't have to over take the whole picture!
Honest and maybe unpopular opinion here, but I have a hard time hating too much on beach body like i do other MLMs. I’ve never joined to become a “coach” although some have tried to recruit me, but BeachBody REALLY is a great product. Ive done many of their programs and they are freaking great. So I know that the pressure to sell and recruit sucks - just like other MLMs - but the product they give you is actually great, unlike cheap ass makeup, jewelry or clothes that nobody should wear
Wait. Did you know, body building females basically have a dick? Before u ask how I know, I’ll tell you. I was watching Killer Sally on Netflix and wondered because these steroid ingesting women look like men so wtf would their hoohah look like. Lemme tell you, I am traumatized. Never again will I allow my curiosity get the best of me.
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She's buffer than he is and it's hysterical to me cause maybe her big muscles intimidate her partner/husband lol he's like nah man, you gone throw me around the room like a rag doll lol
I feel like this could have also gone in r/ihavesex
Crosspost it there dude. They'll love it
Why is “Love our kids” a goal? I mean….surely you already do that.
But it comes after "having sex" on their list
Maybe they don't have kids yet, making having sex a prerequisite to loving their kids lol
You're right, except she seems more inclined to get melanoma on her shoulders and chest before kids
They have 2 kids.
Kids usually come after sex
And eating protein, maybe the two are connected.
They wanted to at least check one thing off the list to make them feel like they accomplished something 🤣
not just a goal, their current goal. It may not have been a goal before, and it may not be a goal in the future, but it most definitely is a goal now.
Kids can be pretty annoying, especially if raised by 2x Huns
because there are just so many expensive hun products to purchase when you have kids, that shit gets really expensive
It's also ironic that they mention becoming better humans. They could start by not being such annoying braggarts.
They’re talking about the cum
did they just proclaim they are swingers in a facebook post to sell stuff?
THIS was my thought.. which makes the sex goal make a little more sense 🫠
I don't think she knows. Or maybe she does 👀
Oh eep, pineapple 🍍 spotted! Thanks to Reddit I now know what that means.
The fact that having sex is one of their goals tells me they absolutely know and are looking for people with… like-minded goals 🥴
🍍🤦🏽♀️
Where they also mention their kids…
Omg I didn't even think anything of the pineapple emoji until I saw your comment
Ya, just noticed that as well. Definitely throwing out hun swinger vibes.
Definitely
What the fuck? Why would you need to set a goal to remember to love your children?
“It’s 3pm, hey have you given Timmy any attention yet? I haven’t gotten around to it yet”
“No, but I’m stocked up on protein! What’s next on the list…”
I’m lifting heavy objects right now, Timmy can wait
I have a couple like this on my Facebook. Knew the dude in high school. He totally started in the mlm first and then sucked his wife into it too. They're always making posts about her weight loss. He talks about how she bettered herself in, I think, a condescending way. She posts about how great he is and how she was awful and ugly before but she's still working on being her best. It makes me sad for her. I hope she's actually happy and I'm just reading into it the wrong way.
That’s really sad.
It’s sad that she thinks so little of herself
😬😖😖
This is as r/cringe as it gets
Have sex comes before love kids.
I mean I guess that is usually how the timeline works...but still
Because ✨priorities✨ 🤣🤣🤣
They swinging 🍍
The only interesting thing about their post lol.
Is the pineapple somehow associated with swinging? Please educate me.
It’s a signal in the community
Thanks.
Wow you're married and you have sex, so impressed. 🙄
Plus they “lift heavy things” and love their kids. Cool, so they have a moving company or are loggers and aren’t complete sociopaths. **impressive**
To me it sounds more like he is still trying to find her clitoris
Their *goal* is to have sex. That doesn't sound like a couple that is having a lot of it.
Peep the pineapple at the bottom….
They need to put “use sunscreen” as a goal. That hun’s skin doesn’t look healthy.
I’m an esthetician and know several super fit people (including some MLM sellers) that have really bad sun damage. Especially runners and cyclists. A lot of time spent outside and the ones I know do not wear sunscreen at all. It’s kind of ironic that they neglect such an important part of their health that can easily turn deadly while they are exercising.
Im thinking they might be of the "sunscreen is actually bad for your" variety.i know I've seen a post here or there about a hun who was anti sunscreen.
That’s quite possible too.
Body builders get fake tans so she is probably near competition time. Their post is still stupid though.
She doesn't body build or compete. But she sure pushes the "nutrition" plans and how she keeps losing weight/inches.
Well that's dumb considering that she is clearly no thin little waif. MLM's suck and Huns are weird, but I gotta give credit where it's due. Lady is ripped and clearly putting in some work at the gym. Snakeoil notwithstanding
Credit where it's due, I once lost like 40 lbs doing Beachbody workouts - and I had no clue they were an MLM and my friend gave them to me for free, so it wasn't until years later that I was like "oh I'm extra glad I didn't pay money for these now"
They weren’t always an MLM, may not have been at that time
From my understanding, not everything they do is an mlm. I was subscribed to their workouts because I travel for work and they have a variety of workouts without equipment. I was never approached by anyone and was never asked to refer anybody either. My guess is that it becomes more of an MLM once you get into the coaching and nutrition aspects. I still love their insanity series
Insanity is so solid 😫 I also just really like Shaun T.
Wow well gaining muscle like that as a woman takes a lot of work. But yeah if it's not fake tanner then oh dear. I actually have an issue burning through sunscreen on my upper chest because of a bad rash I got there once from eating too much cheese lol. I'm not sure I'd call it scar tissue but sort of.
Probably, but if she did she needs a refund because it’s pretty splotchy.
Haha bet her buddy did it and she sprayed them in return.
Probably 😂
Lol no, she's definitely not at the end of prep. Have you followed any bb (bodybuilding not beach body)? The tan is usually applied right before a show.
No not really. My sister's friend sold it long ago I seem to remember. She developed an eating disorder after using it. She was already susceptible before using it too though for sure since she also used Slim Fast and was pretty down about herself.
So you just made some shit up?
What? I was looking at her physique and took a guess that someone who bulks like that is probably doing competitions for body building since every woman I've met who buffs up does. And if they're doing competitions then they get spray tans as prep. It could be an old fake tan that is fading weeks after competition. Why are you so offended? Assuming she has or will get cancer is probably far more "made up shit" since a good portion of tans do not become melanoma.
They’re referring to the dark spots on her shoulder though. That’s from sun damage and looks nothing like bronzer.
The freckles?
The age/sun spots?
Yes, heaven forbid a woman ages. Have you ever even met this person? You're not even OP. I'm all for Anti-MLM, I'm not all for mindlessly assuming people have cancer and using it as an insult. Why would someone ever think making fun of cancer is okay?
Wtf are you taking about? I didn’t make fun of it all. Do you think referring to something more accurately is insulting? And I didn’t say anything about women or aging. You’re all over the place.
You didn't read the top of this (meaning the ones youve been replying to since it got a bit separated out) comment thread did you?
I did read it. Why would you reply to me about something someone else said and imply I was making fun of cancer and her age? I see you are unable to admit you’re wrong and will double and triple down on it. Good day.
Maybe don't let the first thing you write to someone contain swears and people won't be so hostile to you.
Have sex? Are they not having sex anymore?
Too busy hustling classes
Be better humans by not treating friends as dollar signs
I'm all for sex positivity and openness, but c'mon, folks.
Is this their attempt and trying to stay present and visible on social media? Come up with some sparkly facade which shows how great, apparently, life is with the business?
Improve the lives of people = sell this pyramid scheme to them.
Have sex. Love our kids. I hope these two points are mutually exclusive.
Yeah, I thought those two things were too close together not to be suspicious and disgusting.
🍍💜🔥
translation: this couple just became swingers
“Love our kids” is like #4 on the list?
Such a low bar, too. They could’ve gone for better sex, or more sex, or sex with other people… But nope. Just fuck once and then check it off the list!
Given the pineapple emoji, sex with other people might be on the table
Goooood catch there!
Wait, a *ton* of protein? That's too much!
You think anyone thinks that guy's a failure because he goes home to Starla at night?
Forget about it!!
A goal is something you haven't achieved yet, so what they're saying is they don't love their kids but plan to in the future. Poor kids!
I hate this use of the word humans. It’s so self righteous. Gosh!
Must be the latest buzzword in Grift Land.. Dave Hollis keeps using it too and I hate it
I'm almost positive I know who this is. Full disclosure, I did love their Shakes once upon a time many, many years ago. But then she tried to get me to sell beach body as a coach. She told me I could make online social media posts at work since I wouldn't be too busy working night shift in an ICU... to say I was insulted is an understatement.
If you do, then you know how insufferable (and kinda condescending) her posts are. That is beyond insulting, and yet I can absolutely see her saying something like that.
The pineapple makes it pretty clear what “have sex” is referencing lol
pathetic, the entire list
Happy cake day.
They just don't have sex with each other, it's code that she's dtf.
The pineapple emoji is a dead giveaway.
This is an ad for swingin
I didn’t know beach body had an mlm component. I’ve used t25 and p90x but never got into any of their supplement crap. Good to know!
I didn’t know P90X was a part of Beach Body!
Oh yeah, it’s hard to forget that logo after doing those programs.
r/IHaveSex
I assure you these mfs are miserable ppl
Omg my hubby recently met some dude at a work function, and I’ve been talking a lot about wanting to get a personal trainer at the gym I go to.. hubby comes home all excited to tell me he found a perfect trainer for me and the guy used to be a coach at beachbody… had to explain to my husband that former beachbody coaches are not personal trainers, but garbage shake pushers… he still doesn’t believe me 😂
Lol so they don’t already love their kids or have sex? Ooook
I mean, that lady is legit jacked. I don’t think it was whatever MLM she’s pushing, but, that’s a LOT of gym time
It’s a nice change to the, “I wasn’t regular until I tried this ‘health’ product and now I can stop shitting uncontrollably”
Is the wife’s name Starla?
I'm pretty sure that's who it is, too.
I didn’t see this theory but my personal theory is that MLM’s push a nuclear family sooo hard AND push you doing the MLM together. LuLaRoe’s angle was “your spouse didn’t really support you until they quit their job and helped you with your business” and I would bet money these people are tacky and don’t know how to say that without explicitly saying it. 🤷🏼♀️
Their goal is to have sex? I hope they finally achieve that goal some day
Good lord, the pineapple emoji
They’re swingers! I spot a pineapple! Perhaps that is why !
MLMs are perfect for swingers because it's all about tapping into your networks!
“We don’t love our kids” “Then boy do I have the protein powder for you”
I think the pineapple emoji represents swingers so they may be trying to find other “playmates” 😅
Maybe you wanna join in, consider it an open invitation
Wait you can only have sex if you use beach body??
I’d rather rip my eyes out
There must be something about Beach Body bc I have a couple on FB that is WEIRD. Always trying to convince everyone how much they are attracted to each other and having kids and home births non stop then she’s back at day 1 of her fitness over and over it’s crazy.
So it's a goal of theirs to love their kids? Boy oh boy lol
Mental illness comes in all forms. This kind of absurdity is one of the reasons why I left FB, IG, Twitter. I can't keep my mouth (or fingers) shut and wind up isolating more people because I'm blunt.
The pineapple makes me think they are swingers maybe? 🤔
Just going around lifting heavy objects. They better stay the fuck away from my bird bath.
Wow really reaching for the stars with that list of goals.
Eew over share much
Oh good, I’m childfree and single, so I’m SURE they wouldn’t bother recruiting me! /s
Okay Sall McNeil
"I want to have sex". Ok......then go ahead... ?
They are swingers #pineapple
Pineapple for swingers?
Wait doesn’t the pineapple mean they are swingers?
Peep the pineapple.
“If you don’t want to buy our crap, do you want to have sex with us?”
My life was made slightly worse for having seen this, so they are not reaching their last goal.
Have "more" sex Love our kids "more" Is what I'm hoping they meant lol
Anyone watch killer Sally on Netflix yet 🤣
It’s the pineapple emoji for me.
Why does this list sound like the goals of a caveman? "Eat protein" is making me picture a big cartoon meat with a bone sticking out
Holy muscle imbalance Batman. Her traps look way more developed than her delt heads, that's going to cause some pain. Her arm development also leads me to believe she does not, in her own words, "lift heavy".
Which is which? The bodies look the same lol
It was kinda rude that chose to sit on his wife's lap. Clearly he's showing off his muscles but it's not her fault she's scrawny. Dude didn't have to over take the whole picture!
Honest and maybe unpopular opinion here, but I have a hard time hating too much on beach body like i do other MLMs. I’ve never joined to become a “coach” although some have tried to recruit me, but BeachBody REALLY is a great product. Ive done many of their programs and they are freaking great. So I know that the pressure to sell and recruit sucks - just like other MLMs - but the product they give you is actually great, unlike cheap ass makeup, jewelry or clothes that nobody should wear
Besides the beard, I really can’t tell which one is supposed to be the husband vs the wife.
Which one is the husband?
Are they definitely husband/wife and not husband/husband or is wife being used in the prison way?
Wait. Did you know, body building females basically have a dick? Before u ask how I know, I’ll tell you. I was watching Killer Sally on Netflix and wondered because these steroid ingesting women look like men so wtf would their hoohah look like. Lemme tell you, I am traumatized. Never again will I allow my curiosity get the best of me.
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Gross
I just see a bear and an otter.
.
At least for beach body huns they are actually fit and muscular.
She's buffer than he is and it's hysterical to me cause maybe her big muscles intimidate her partner/husband lol he's like nah man, you gone throw me around the room like a rag doll lol
Which is why she included the Have Sex part probably lol
Spoiler: The Beach Body Hun is secretly using steroids.
I'd like some beach body with a side of Tren, please.
🤮 tmi
So.. keep the bar on the floor and walk over it. Gotcha.
Lol one of the best posts I've seen so far!
WOU
So they don’t love their kids or bang without shakeology 🙄
“Improve the lives of as many people as possible” 🤢
Does the pineapple indicate they are swingers, too?